break my brother on the top bunk

Zhu Zhiwei looked at him suspiciously, and replied: "Yes. But when did you learn to smoke, kid? Didn't you still cough from choking last time?"

Zhou Yan didn't bother to answer, took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it.As soon as I entered the mouth, I felt a choking stimulus, and my spleen and stomach twitched.

Zhu Zhiwei saw that he couldn't smoke the cigarette in a suicidal way, so he couldn't help teaching him: "My third child, look at me, you don't smoke like this. Beginners should first put the cigarette in their mouth and inhale slowly. If you feel choking, just spit out the smoke, but it doesn’t reach your lungs. Wait until you’re familiar with it and then inhale it into your lungs. It’s no wonder that you didn’t choke if you tried too hard when you first came up.”

Following Zhu Zhiwei's instructions, Zhou Yan quickly mastered the scale of inhalation skillfully, and was able to exhale a puff or two of smoke rings in a decent manner.

"Third son, you are too quick to apply what you have learned. You are really teaching apprentices and starving masters. In the future, when I go out with you, which little girl would be willing to watch my performance? Just looking at your handsome and ascetic face is enough." gone."

As soon as Zhu Zhiwei finished speaking, Su Jie hung up the phone and came over.Seeing Zhou Yan smoking, he smiled and said, "Brother Yan, the matter is settled, don't worry about it."

Zhou Yan smiled lightly, and did not clearly explain the reason for his troubles.He felt that like the round-faced instructor, some things could only be buried in his heart.

Su Jie took off the wrinkled clothes, the neckline rubbed against his cheeks, gasping in pain from the corner of his mouth.

Zhou Yan put out the cigarette, took out the ointment and squeezed it on a cotton swab, and applied it carefully and gently.

He was standing and Su Jie was sitting. This angle was just right to see Su Jie's chest through the neckline.Very thin, the sternum is clearly visible, and there are few muscles.

Still the same sentence, like a fair and slim woman.

Zhu Zhiwei bit his pen while thinking about words, while turning his eyes to Zhou Yan and Su Jie from time to time.

After experiencing multiple eye rapes, Su Jie couldn't help but hit him with peanuts and asked, "Viagra, what are you squinting at? It's weird and tricky."

Zhu Zhiwei waved his hand in denial, "No, I didn't see anything."

"What about cheating ghosts? Your eyes are full of doubts."

"Is there? You are blind." Zhu Zhiwei quibbled.

"Hmph, are you jealous that brother Yan gave me medicine? If you are jealous, I will give you a Foshan Wuying foot right now, and let brother Yan rub your ass."

Zhu Zhiwei made a vomiting motion, and refused: "Get out, my ass is only for my daughter-in-law to see, you two don't want to get involved."

"Oh, I don't know how many stinky men saw your buttocks when you took a bath at night. You touched each other. The thing in front is bigger than the size. Don't think I don't know." Su Jie retorted.

"Hey, that's normal communication between the same sex. Are you not convinced that my thing is big?"

"Get out, I'm not interested." Su Jie waved his hand, looking disgusted.

Zhu Zhiwei said with a smile: "Actually, the whole dormitory building is not my biggest. I originally thought that fat people or students with sports talents would be bigger than ordinary people. But this thing has no rules at all. There is a thin monkey on the first floor that was 18 centimeters when it was lifted The length is as thin as a baby carrot. It is estimated that his wife can only feel the length in the future, but not the strength."

Su Jie made a cut and laughed loudly.

Zhu Zhiwei changed the subject, pointed at Zhou Yan and said, "You would never have guessed that the third child is the longest and thickest in the entire dormitory building. Fuck, his wife will be blessed in the future. I must follow him to attend his wedding banquet in the future." Sister-in-law shows off."

"Show off, people's happiness is their business."

Zhu Zhiwei thought about it for a while, and said sadly: "I suddenly remembered that Li Ting was interested in Zhou Yan, shit, I can't help them both."

Hearing this, Zhou Yan frowned and gave Zhu Zhiwei a displeased look.

Zhu Zhiwei yelled: "It's enough to hurt my self-esteem that your thing is bigger than me, isn't it too much to take away my goddess?"

Su Jie joked: "If Li Ting and Brother Yan are a match made in heaven, even if you vomit blood from jealousy, you won't be able to stop it." After speaking, he patted Zhu Zhiwei on the shoulder and comforted him: "Brother Wei, just accept the reality. "

"No, I can't accept the injustice of fate. Third child, if you really make up a pair with Li Ting, don't blame me for cursing your yangwei." Zhu Zhiwei performed exaggeratedly as Xizi held his heart together.

Before Zhou Yan could say anything, Su Jie retorted excitedly for him, grabbed Zhu Zhiwei's neck and said, "Brother Wei, you are very kind. What's wrong with cursing, you actually cursed Brother Yan Yangwei?"

Zhu Zhiwei hugged his neck and begged for mercy, "Then what am I cursing? Curse him for being gay? Yes, just curse this. I won't be able to grab a woman from me for the rest of my life."

"Bah, your curse is even more poisonous, it will kill you forever. If I were Brother Yan's family, I would strangle you right now."

Su Jie has long been accustomed to the fact that he is gay and has no descendants.But for Zhou Yan, he hopes from the bottom of his heart that Zhou Yan can marry a beautiful wife and live a happy life.

Several people were playing around, and Yang Qiyuan opened the door and came in.There were many redness and swelling on the body and face, and the eyes of Su Jie and the others showed contempt and dissatisfaction.

Su Jie was too lazy to confront him, so he walked quickly to the auditorium to continue the rehearsal.

After he left, Zhou Yan stopped Yang Qiyuan and warned, "I don't care about this matter with you. If you make small moves behind your back in the future, I won't let you go."

Yang Qiyuan suffered from his fist, stepped back and mocked: "Oh, I really think of myself as Su Jie's dog's leg. If you have the ability to let Su Jie fight me one-on-one, I can't kill him."

Zhu Zhiwei couldn't stand listening to it, and retorted: "Su Jie is powerful and powerful. If you really want to hold grudges, do you think you can still stand here? In all fairness, Su Jie is righteous and generous, and has never done us any wrong. Even if his family is better than us, he You are not superior or aggressive. On the contrary, you feel inferior from the bottom of your heart, speak harshly, and calculate everything. Qi Yuan, you can't be too selfish."

"Huh? Both of you were bought by Su Jie's power, and you both helped him speak. I alone can't fight you. But I'm going to put my words here today, and the road ahead will be long. Let's see who can have the last laugh." After Yang Qiyuan finished speaking angrily, he slammed the door and left.

Zhu Zhiwei stomped his feet angrily, "This kind of person is a snake, and he will never be warmed up."

"Brother Wei, let's be more wary of him in the future." Zhou Yan said.

"It's certain to be wary, but I still have to live together for four years, so I feel aggrieved just thinking about it."

"You can change the dormitory." After Zhou Yan said this, he rushed to the auditorium to find Su Jie.

The party started on time at seven o'clock, and the young and beautiful freshman host kicked off with humorous poems, which heated up the atmosphere.

Su Jie's program came in third.He sat leisurely on a chair shaking his legs, and the two instructors beside him looked at him calmly, with deep eyes, wondering what he was thinking about.

Zhou Yan stood behind Su Jie and asked, "Are you nervous?"

"Not at all, this kind of performance is a small case for me. Since I was young, I followed my dad to participate in their company's large-scale annual meeting with thousands of people. When I grew up, Lu Yunzhou took me to various banquets to eat, drink, and look familiar. Not long ago, at the groundbreaking ceremony of a real estate company, I went to sing a song with the popular female Hua Dan, don’t have too much stage experience.” Su Jie was full of confidence.

When the two instructors next to him heard this, they cast doubtful looks at the same time.

Su Jie immediately sat upright, and said seriously, "Two instructors, please rest assured, I will explain the love letter when I get on stage later, and I will definitely not let you leave the school on the charge of homosexuality."

The round-faced instructor was chewing gum, looking indifferent.On the contrary, the black-faced instructor's face was heavy, and he looked at Su Jie with a murderous look in his eyes.

Su Jie was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he hid beside Zhou Yan.

Zhou Yan took the opportunity to hold his hand.The fingers are slender, the bones are well-proportioned, the touch is smooth, and it also has the fragrance of citrus hand cream, like a woman.

Zhou Yan also doesn't know whether he likes Su Jie because he looks like a woman, or whether he deliberately draws him closer to women in order to relieve his orientation anxiety of being manipulated by fate.