He can't be this cute [entertainment circle]
Chapter 044
Even so, Lu Dan was still worried and decided to take Shao Yuan to the streets for a stroll.
There is a very lively street behind Yingqiao. The street is very lively at any time, and the people in this street are all dressed in strange clothes, which are very eye-catching.
Lu Dan took Shao Yuan to the front and clasped his hands tightly for fear of losing him.
Looking left and right, there are all rare things that have never been seen or eaten.
Shao Yuan suddenly became a curious baby.
He forced Lu Dan to eat the skewers by the roadside with him.
"Oh, what are you doing so fast, balls! I want to eat this!"
One snack.
Lu Dan glanced at the skewer stall and said coldly, "I don't eat this kind of thing."
Hmph, a man who can't enjoy life.
Shao Yuan ignored him, and directly took out the change from his trouser pocket and handed it to the boss, "Boss, I want these, thank you!"
"Okay boy, I'll wrap it up for you."
Take out a bunch and smack your lips while eating.
Lu Dan made a gesture to continue pulling Shao Yuan away, but he dragged him back where he was.
"Eat a skewer! It's very fragrant, you'll know it after one bite, come on!"
"I don't want to eat this."
Cut, I told you to be stubborn, but I still have to tell you to eat today.
Shao Yuan stretched the skewers to Lu Dan's mouth.Lu Dan turned his head to resist, but a large piece of sauce stained his cheek.
Received Shao Yuan's merciless ridicule.
Lu Dan turned sullenly at him, "Lick it clean."
The laughter stopped suddenly.
"Is...here?"
There are people all around.
Bustling.
"Forget it." Lu Dan grabbed Shao Yuan's hand again and prepared to turn around.
The intention was just to tease him.
Shao Yuan put down the skewers, approached Lu Dan's face, tiptoed slightly, and licked off the sauce in one go.
The old Chuan Chuan stall owner blushed.
Lu Dan's body trembled violently, "You..."
"Look how obedient I am!"
Hold.
If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people, the fuck would kill him right away.
No, no, not yet.
Lu Dan told himself repeatedly.
Wait for everything to be ready before picking an auspicious day.
Don't be too impatient the first time.
hold back.
Continue to pull him forward.
The walking time was too long and too fast, and the weather was so hot that Shao Yuan felt his feet were weak and his mind was dizzy.
tell you to go so fast.
Shao Yuan had a plan in mind.
While Lu Dan was not paying attention, he jumped on his back from behind and hugged his neck.
defenseless.
Lu Dan almost lost his footing.
"what are you doing?"
Shao Yuan lay on his left ear, "I'm tired, carry me on your back."
"Can the face be thicker?"
"Yes." She said and bit his left ear.
Such a hateful stinky child, why did he like it so much?
Love it to death.
"Okay," Lu Dan weighed him up, "Hold me tight."
"It's so tight, I can't breathe."
"Oh... well~"
Shao Yuan also likes it to death, wishing to cling to him like this every moment, every minute, every second.
Can't wait to grow on him.
As I was walking, suddenly there were many naughty children in the area I passed.
The two of them are like the people who invaded the kingdom of giants.
The children saw that they were very excited, and started booing and chirping, but they couldn't understand what they were saying.
A little boy jumped out and shouted: "Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife!!"
Shao Yuan: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Lu Dan: "...fuck."
25 years.
With this good looks and this figure, people even called him Zhu Bajie.
But it's true--
It is indeed the daughter-in-law.
A middle-aged woman ran out and pulled the little boy aside, "Lele, don't talk nonsense, or I will spank you. Fart! Those are two older brothers!" Then she looked at Lu Dan and Shao Yuan in embarrassment, "I'm sorry , children are ignorant."
"fine."
Shao Yuan looked around carefully.
The layout is like a courtyard.
“Auntie, do you live here with these kids?”
The auntie smiled kindly, "Well, these children are studying and living here. Some children live here, and some go home with their parents after class."
Although it is a bit like a school, it is not in the real sense.
It looks warmer and more humane than a traditional school.
Lu Dan put Shao Yuan down carefully.
In the corner, a dark little girl with two ponytails was crying loudly.
Lu Dan walked over slowly, knelt down in front of her, touched her head and asked, "Little friend, what's your name?"
The little girl cried violently, "Woooo...my name is...my name is Niuniu."
Shao Yuan walked to Lu Dan's side.
"Why are you crying?"
Niuniu cried even harder, "Because my mother doesn't want me... woo woo..."
The aunt explained: "Niuniu, it's really pitiful. Dad ran away with a lot of debts. Mom felt that she couldn't support her, so she hanged herself a few days ago. She is a very poor child."
Lu Dan stared at her flushed face for a moment.Then he picked up Niuniu and let her sit in his arms.
Niuniu stopped crying immediately after seeing Lu Dan's face clearly, and gradually smiled, "Brother is so pretty, I like brother." After speaking, she kissed Lu Dan on the cheek with a "boom".
Lu Dan also smiled happily.
Instead, Shao Yuan became upset, pointed at Niu Niu and said, "Little sister, you can't like your brother, my brother belongs to me alone."
Niuniu buried her face in Lu Dan's shoulder, and immediately burst into tears again: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Hey, why are you kidding yourself..."
While comforting Niuniu, Lu Dan said to Shao Yuan, "She can't compare to you when it comes to cheating."
Shao Yuan: "..."
That's right.
The other children suddenly held hands in unison, circling around Shao Yuan and Lu Dan, singing a song with a simple melody.
The aunt was very happy, "Oh, it seems that the children like you two very much. Do you want to play games with us later? Children, do you want to keep the brothers to play games?"
Shao Yuan just wanted to refuse, but Lu Dan agreed first.
It was slowly turning dark.
What if Lu Dan is tired from playing and doesn't have enough energy at night?
Ah ah ah ah ah!
How did you not know that Eggy likes children so much?
Shao Yuan quietly tugged at the corner of Lu Dan's clothes, "Say, do you like children or me?"
"You are also a child."
"cut."
But it's three years older than him, so it's like saying how old you are.
"If you're not satisfied, I'll give you another chance to talk about it."
"I like children, and I like you even more."
That's more or less.
I never expected that the games played by the children were throwing handkerchiefs and sandbags.
A group of children and two big friends sat down in a circle, and the aunt gave the order, and Niuniu threw the first handkerchief.
Niuniu ran around and around, and finally put the handkerchief behind Lu Dan.
Lu Dan pretended that he couldn't catch up with her, let her sit back happily, slapped her hands and said, "Hahaha brother can't catch me, can't catch me!"
The legs were too long, so Lu Dan had to walk around symbolically and put the handkerchief behind Shao Yuan.
"Eggy you..."
Shao Yuan stood up angrily, ready to run with all his strength to catch up with him, but Lu Dan just trotted for two steps before stopping and turning his head.
Unable to stop the car, Lu Dan fell to the ground.
The aunt blushed and asked the children to cover their eyes.
Lele didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "Hey, brothers won't do shameful things, right?"
Auntie: "Lele! Talk nonsense again!"
Lele: "No, Auntie, it's always played like this on TV..."
Niu Niu started to cry again: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Aunt: "Well, it's so late, and there are still some vacant rooms inside. If you don't mind, why don't you stay for one night first?"
After thinking about it, if I go back to Yingqiao, I will bump into Uncle Jing, and maybe I will meet Grandson Qin...
Anyway, it is enough to report to Shao Qing every night that he is safe, and it is not a bad idea to live here.
Aunt arranged for them a room with little space.There was only one bed in the room, the bed board was very hard, and there was only a straw mat on it.
It is completely different from the villa at home.
"I'm sorry, we live here in a relatively simple way."
Lu Dan: "Thank you."
Shao Yuan: "..."
For her husband, he endured.
As soon as the aunt left, Shao Yuan quickly went to close the door, turned around, and started to untie Lu Dan's clothes.
Lu Dan grabbed the hand on his chest, "What are you doing?"
"Eggy, let's go to bed."
How could the smelly child be so hungry and thirsty?
"I told you to wait."
"I don't care, I will have sex with you tonight." This thought would drive Shao Yuan crazy anytime.
Lu Dan simply put his hands in his pockets and remained indifferent.
Let Shao Yuan unbutton the last shirt button.
Indifferent eyes.
Cold violence.
And fucking use cold violence against him.
Oh shit!
Shao Yuan stopped, sat on the bed angrily, and turned his head away from him.
"Okay," Lu Dan pampered his head, "are you tired today? Lying on the bed, I'll hold you to sleep."
Only when I lay down did I realize that the bed was really hard.
Shao Yuan didn't have any flesh on his body, so sleeping here gave him a headache.
After thinking about it, even "doing business" must be very inconvenient.
It's still Lu Dan's abdominal muscles that lie comfortably.
Because they are afraid of mosquito bites, they can only sleep with their clothes on.
Lu Dan hugged Shao Yuan, but didn't complain about anything.
"Xiao Yuan, do you remember what Niuniu said?"
Heh, it was the little girl who wanted to rob him of her husband, but I remembered it too well. "Remember, say that brother is good-looking, that he likes him, and that he belongs to her alone! Hmph!"
A big smell of vinegar.
So cute.
Lu Dan stretched out his hands to pinch his tender face, and said with a smile: "You can eat all the jealousy of children, and I think you are about her age."
"Ahhh, it hurts! I, I'm just jealous? You bite me?"
"I like it when you're jealous of me."
Shao Yuan stared at his face for a while.
"Husband~" The voice suddenly softened.
"what?"
"Dear."
The mouth has been pursed up.
Lu Dan's eyes slanted slightly, and he pointed to the door with a smile.
Shao Yuan turned his head abruptly——
The little boy named Lele snickered at the crack of the door.
"Fuck me!"
After being discovered by Shao Yuan, Lele ran away.
Lu Dan smiled from ear to ear.
"Ah, what the hell kind of place is this! If I kiss you, I will be watched!"
There is a very lively street behind Yingqiao. The street is very lively at any time, and the people in this street are all dressed in strange clothes, which are very eye-catching.
Lu Dan took Shao Yuan to the front and clasped his hands tightly for fear of losing him.
Looking left and right, there are all rare things that have never been seen or eaten.
Shao Yuan suddenly became a curious baby.
He forced Lu Dan to eat the skewers by the roadside with him.
"Oh, what are you doing so fast, balls! I want to eat this!"
One snack.
Lu Dan glanced at the skewer stall and said coldly, "I don't eat this kind of thing."
Hmph, a man who can't enjoy life.
Shao Yuan ignored him, and directly took out the change from his trouser pocket and handed it to the boss, "Boss, I want these, thank you!"
"Okay boy, I'll wrap it up for you."
Take out a bunch and smack your lips while eating.
Lu Dan made a gesture to continue pulling Shao Yuan away, but he dragged him back where he was.
"Eat a skewer! It's very fragrant, you'll know it after one bite, come on!"
"I don't want to eat this."
Cut, I told you to be stubborn, but I still have to tell you to eat today.
Shao Yuan stretched the skewers to Lu Dan's mouth.Lu Dan turned his head to resist, but a large piece of sauce stained his cheek.
Received Shao Yuan's merciless ridicule.
Lu Dan turned sullenly at him, "Lick it clean."
The laughter stopped suddenly.
"Is...here?"
There are people all around.
Bustling.
"Forget it." Lu Dan grabbed Shao Yuan's hand again and prepared to turn around.
The intention was just to tease him.
Shao Yuan put down the skewers, approached Lu Dan's face, tiptoed slightly, and licked off the sauce in one go.
The old Chuan Chuan stall owner blushed.
Lu Dan's body trembled violently, "You..."
"Look how obedient I am!"
Hold.
If it weren't for the fact that there were too many people, the fuck would kill him right away.
No, no, not yet.
Lu Dan told himself repeatedly.
Wait for everything to be ready before picking an auspicious day.
Don't be too impatient the first time.
hold back.
Continue to pull him forward.
The walking time was too long and too fast, and the weather was so hot that Shao Yuan felt his feet were weak and his mind was dizzy.
tell you to go so fast.
Shao Yuan had a plan in mind.
While Lu Dan was not paying attention, he jumped on his back from behind and hugged his neck.
defenseless.
Lu Dan almost lost his footing.
"what are you doing?"
Shao Yuan lay on his left ear, "I'm tired, carry me on your back."
"Can the face be thicker?"
"Yes." She said and bit his left ear.
Such a hateful stinky child, why did he like it so much?
Love it to death.
"Okay," Lu Dan weighed him up, "Hold me tight."
"It's so tight, I can't breathe."
"Oh... well~"
Shao Yuan also likes it to death, wishing to cling to him like this every moment, every minute, every second.
Can't wait to grow on him.
As I was walking, suddenly there were many naughty children in the area I passed.
The two of them are like the people who invaded the kingdom of giants.
The children saw that they were very excited, and started booing and chirping, but they couldn't understand what they were saying.
A little boy jumped out and shouted: "Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife!!"
Shao Yuan: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha..."
Lu Dan: "...fuck."
25 years.
With this good looks and this figure, people even called him Zhu Bajie.
But it's true--
It is indeed the daughter-in-law.
A middle-aged woman ran out and pulled the little boy aside, "Lele, don't talk nonsense, or I will spank you. Fart! Those are two older brothers!" Then she looked at Lu Dan and Shao Yuan in embarrassment, "I'm sorry , children are ignorant."
"fine."
Shao Yuan looked around carefully.
The layout is like a courtyard.
“Auntie, do you live here with these kids?”
The auntie smiled kindly, "Well, these children are studying and living here. Some children live here, and some go home with their parents after class."
Although it is a bit like a school, it is not in the real sense.
It looks warmer and more humane than a traditional school.
Lu Dan put Shao Yuan down carefully.
In the corner, a dark little girl with two ponytails was crying loudly.
Lu Dan walked over slowly, knelt down in front of her, touched her head and asked, "Little friend, what's your name?"
The little girl cried violently, "Woooo...my name is...my name is Niuniu."
Shao Yuan walked to Lu Dan's side.
"Why are you crying?"
Niuniu cried even harder, "Because my mother doesn't want me... woo woo..."
The aunt explained: "Niuniu, it's really pitiful. Dad ran away with a lot of debts. Mom felt that she couldn't support her, so she hanged herself a few days ago. She is a very poor child."
Lu Dan stared at her flushed face for a moment.Then he picked up Niuniu and let her sit in his arms.
Niuniu stopped crying immediately after seeing Lu Dan's face clearly, and gradually smiled, "Brother is so pretty, I like brother." After speaking, she kissed Lu Dan on the cheek with a "boom".
Lu Dan also smiled happily.
Instead, Shao Yuan became upset, pointed at Niu Niu and said, "Little sister, you can't like your brother, my brother belongs to me alone."
Niuniu buried her face in Lu Dan's shoulder, and immediately burst into tears again: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"Hey, why are you kidding yourself..."
While comforting Niuniu, Lu Dan said to Shao Yuan, "She can't compare to you when it comes to cheating."
Shao Yuan: "..."
That's right.
The other children suddenly held hands in unison, circling around Shao Yuan and Lu Dan, singing a song with a simple melody.
The aunt was very happy, "Oh, it seems that the children like you two very much. Do you want to play games with us later? Children, do you want to keep the brothers to play games?"
Shao Yuan just wanted to refuse, but Lu Dan agreed first.
It was slowly turning dark.
What if Lu Dan is tired from playing and doesn't have enough energy at night?
Ah ah ah ah ah!
How did you not know that Eggy likes children so much?
Shao Yuan quietly tugged at the corner of Lu Dan's clothes, "Say, do you like children or me?"
"You are also a child."
"cut."
But it's three years older than him, so it's like saying how old you are.
"If you're not satisfied, I'll give you another chance to talk about it."
"I like children, and I like you even more."
That's more or less.
I never expected that the games played by the children were throwing handkerchiefs and sandbags.
A group of children and two big friends sat down in a circle, and the aunt gave the order, and Niuniu threw the first handkerchief.
Niuniu ran around and around, and finally put the handkerchief behind Lu Dan.
Lu Dan pretended that he couldn't catch up with her, let her sit back happily, slapped her hands and said, "Hahaha brother can't catch me, can't catch me!"
The legs were too long, so Lu Dan had to walk around symbolically and put the handkerchief behind Shao Yuan.
"Eggy you..."
Shao Yuan stood up angrily, ready to run with all his strength to catch up with him, but Lu Dan just trotted for two steps before stopping and turning his head.
Unable to stop the car, Lu Dan fell to the ground.
The aunt blushed and asked the children to cover their eyes.
Lele didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement: "Hey, brothers won't do shameful things, right?"
Auntie: "Lele! Talk nonsense again!"
Lele: "No, Auntie, it's always played like this on TV..."
Niu Niu started to cry again: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Aunt: "Well, it's so late, and there are still some vacant rooms inside. If you don't mind, why don't you stay for one night first?"
After thinking about it, if I go back to Yingqiao, I will bump into Uncle Jing, and maybe I will meet Grandson Qin...
Anyway, it is enough to report to Shao Qing every night that he is safe, and it is not a bad idea to live here.
Aunt arranged for them a room with little space.There was only one bed in the room, the bed board was very hard, and there was only a straw mat on it.
It is completely different from the villa at home.
"I'm sorry, we live here in a relatively simple way."
Lu Dan: "Thank you."
Shao Yuan: "..."
For her husband, he endured.
As soon as the aunt left, Shao Yuan quickly went to close the door, turned around, and started to untie Lu Dan's clothes.
Lu Dan grabbed the hand on his chest, "What are you doing?"
"Eggy, let's go to bed."
How could the smelly child be so hungry and thirsty?
"I told you to wait."
"I don't care, I will have sex with you tonight." This thought would drive Shao Yuan crazy anytime.
Lu Dan simply put his hands in his pockets and remained indifferent.
Let Shao Yuan unbutton the last shirt button.
Indifferent eyes.
Cold violence.
And fucking use cold violence against him.
Oh shit!
Shao Yuan stopped, sat on the bed angrily, and turned his head away from him.
"Okay," Lu Dan pampered his head, "are you tired today? Lying on the bed, I'll hold you to sleep."
Only when I lay down did I realize that the bed was really hard.
Shao Yuan didn't have any flesh on his body, so sleeping here gave him a headache.
After thinking about it, even "doing business" must be very inconvenient.
It's still Lu Dan's abdominal muscles that lie comfortably.
Because they are afraid of mosquito bites, they can only sleep with their clothes on.
Lu Dan hugged Shao Yuan, but didn't complain about anything.
"Xiao Yuan, do you remember what Niuniu said?"
Heh, it was the little girl who wanted to rob him of her husband, but I remembered it too well. "Remember, say that brother is good-looking, that he likes him, and that he belongs to her alone! Hmph!"
A big smell of vinegar.
So cute.
Lu Dan stretched out his hands to pinch his tender face, and said with a smile: "You can eat all the jealousy of children, and I think you are about her age."
"Ahhh, it hurts! I, I'm just jealous? You bite me?"
"I like it when you're jealous of me."
Shao Yuan stared at his face for a while.
"Husband~" The voice suddenly softened.
"what?"
"Dear."
The mouth has been pursed up.
Lu Dan's eyes slanted slightly, and he pointed to the door with a smile.
Shao Yuan turned his head abruptly——
The little boy named Lele snickered at the crack of the door.
"Fuck me!"
After being discovered by Shao Yuan, Lele ran away.
Lu Dan smiled from ear to ear.
"Ah, what the hell kind of place is this! If I kiss you, I will be watched!"
You'll Also Like
-
Zongman: I Created a Dungeon to Harvest the Worlds
Chapter 215 18 minute ago -
People in Genshin Impact: Feed thunder movies and you will become stronger!
Chapter 252 19 minute ago -
Comprehensive comics: The journey of connection starting from Inuyasha
Chapter 142 19 minute ago -
Tomb Raider: Family Eternal, Start with Swallowed Stars
Chapter 186 20 minute ago -
Bengtie: A five-star character, loved by players
Chapter 179 20 minute ago -
Entertainment: I can give people dreams
Chapter 269 21 minute ago -
Honghuang: I was born by Hou Tu Zu Wu
Chapter 329 21 minute ago -
Zongman: People In Type-Moon, Join The Chat Group!
Chapter 210 22 minute ago -
If I ask you to film a drama: You just want to film Collapse of the Star Railway?
Chapter 156 22 minute ago -
Elf: My father is the champion, starting with Shiny Metagross
Chapter 221 22 minute ago