Survival Manual

"I'm so hungry..."

Lin Bai spread out his limbs and lay down on the ground, to be precise, on a flat piece of black crystal.Compared with watching the rare large black crystal with great interest at the beginning, now Lin Bai has no such interest. Hunger is a serious problem.

If it hadn't been for finding a puddle surrounded by a clump of crystals, the most serious problem now would be lack of water.

Thinking back to seeing that silly face on the flat black crystal wall at the beginning, Lin Bai had to admit that his own face was really ugly and stupid when he looked silly.But that face is indeed his own. It should be said that it is Kobayashi Mabai's face, but it is not a 13- or 14-year-old middle school boy, but a 16- or 17-year-old teenager.

After being dizzy for three or four years and still moving places?Lin Bai silently cursed Hei Wu (female), the culprit who disappeared after waking up...

He is still Kobayashi Mashiro, that is to say, this is still the world of beautiful girls, but the map has changed, it is not Jubancho, but an underground rock... Black Crystal Cave.

"Dungeon." Lin Bai thought optimistically, maybe the darkness before is in this dungeon, and he has been fighting the boss before, and now after defeating the boss, he can see the whole picture of the dungeon, "But even when the hunger level reaches 100, people will die ah."

The dungeon has an exit, and Lin Bai can't get out.After walking around in the black crystal forest, Lin Bai found that there was no other way out except for the suspected exit hole above his head.

"Damn, I'm not a birdman, I can fly out just by inserting wings." Calculating that the hole was at least 30 meters from the ground, Lin Bai felt that he couldn't get out without wearing his underwear.

"I'm so hungry..."

Can stomach acid melt the stomach so that you won't be hungry, Lin Bai thought wildly.I couldn't help but walked to the edge of the small puddle, picked up a handful of liquid, and drank it.Lin Bai is sure that the thing in this puddle is not water, who has ever seen black water.This liquid has no strange taste, and it tastes no different from ordinary mineral water. In order not to die of thirst and starvation, Lin Bai can only drink this liquid as water.

"This place where the birds don't shit, they will probably die of boredom before starving to death." Lin Bai rolled his eyes and continued to count black crystals. Although it is similar to counting sheep, it is his only entertainment. Counting Lin Bai fell asleep.

In the dream, Lin Bai saw his parents. It was rare for Lin Bai to cook a large table of dishes at home, such as crystal knuckles, crystal steamed dumplings, crystal shrimp...why are they all crystal XX?After a moment of doubt, a table of dishes disappeared.

Aww... I was wrong!Lin Bai burst into tears, he shouldn't doubt it!Whatever it is crystal!Come back!Suddenly the scene changed, and Xiao Lin and his wife prepared a birthday cake for Lin Bai. Lin Bai, who naturally dislikes sweets, didn't care about anything, and went straight to the cake.

Born to repel?Get the hell out of here, even if you've been poisoned, eat it!Lin Bai bit the cake, afraid that it would fly away suddenly.Well, the taste is really hard... This cake must be expired.Lin Bai, who was slandering and gnawing on the cake, completely forgot himself, tasteless?Let's talk after eating.After gnawing off a piece, Lin Bai decided that even if it was a dream, he had to eat until he was full. It was better to be full than to starve to death!

"Hi, I'm so full... I can't eat anymore." Lin Bai closed his eyes and smacked his lips, turned over in satisfaction, and fell asleep.

There were only a few small black crystals left in the clump of black crystals beside him, and the larger ones were all gone. Suspicious traces of suspected tooth marks were left on a certain half of the crystal.

"It's strange, can you be full even if you eat in your dreams?" Lin Baimei woke up from a good night's sleep, and the feeling of emptiness in his stomach was gone, a feeling similar to a full stomach... well, that is, he is not hungry anymore, " Benefits of time travel?"

Facing the black crystal wall and talking to himself for a long time, Lin Bai decided to sleep more in the future. If he could eat enough in his dream, he would be afraid of being a bird. After timetraveling, consciousness determines matter.

He yawned loudly, Lin Bai didn't know the passage of time at all, he couldn't see the sun and moon, only the fluorescence from the black crystal.Can't blame him for giving up on himself, unless he can fly, he can't leave this cave at all.

In his sleep, Lin Bai dreamed about his high school career, the history of arduous struggle.The most difficult thing is that there is a guy named Yang Mao who always overwhelms him. Whether it is study, physical fitness, or even interpersonal relationship, wool is always a little bit better than him.Wool grinned, and his six white teeth could really blind his titanium alloy eyes. The strange thing is that the two can still become buddies, and this bloody friendship lasted until he graduated from college.

What a pity...Lin Bai rubbed his chin, tsk, beating him(?) was just a thought.

This sleep lasted for a long time, as for why Lin Bai suddenly knew that he had slept for a long time... because he ate a lot of meals.There are crystal knuckles, crystal steamed dumplings, crystal shrimps cooked by parents, crystal scallop porridge with crystal scallops and barley porridge that Mao treats him to eat, and crystal workshop chocolates from female students. Although they are all tasteless, at least they are full.

In the end, Lin Bai woke up from hunger.

I was dumbfounded when I opened my eyes, and I wore it again?Lin Bai looked around, and it seemed that the cave was still there... half of the black crystal was missing.He used to be surrounded by dense black crystal clumps, except for some in the distance and the largest black crystal wall, there were only a few small ones left around, and those half-person-high large black crystals all disappeared.

"Became a spirit?" Lin Bai smiled, he was still alone in the cave, and he didn't see any goblins or ghosts.

As soon as he stood up, Lin Bai couldn't smile anymore. The height of his gaze was wrong, and he turned his head to look at the black crystal wall that he had always used as a mirror.

"...Damn." It wasn't those black crystals that became spirits, it was Lin Bai who became spirits.

He looks about 23 or 1 years old, and his height is 8 meters by visual inspection. His hands and feet are not much different from his previous height. He can adapt. The clothes on his body are completely scrapped, and his trousers have been changed to shorts, which is barely acceptable. This is unacceptable. It's this long, greasy hair!This length can be dragged behind as a mop!

Lin Bai's face was full of tangles, and he squatted in the crystal bush to find a sharper guy to cut his hair. During the process, he stepped on his own hair and fell twice.

The sharp guy was not found, and Lin Bai was embarrassed by half of the black crystal with obvious tooth marks.

"It's not what I thought..." He touched the crystal, it was hard.Touched his teeth, it should not be as hard as crystal... Lin Bai pinched a small one and broke it hard.

"Crack."

"..." Close your eyes, and you will be like jelly beans.Lin Bai did a good job of mental construction, and threw the small broken black crystal into his mouth.This taste is so fucking familiar... Lin Bai thought while chewing, after going out, he will advertise the toothpaste brand, this mouthful of teeth is good.

Thinking of going out, Lin Bai could only sigh again.

"I can treat the crystal as Glico, why can't I get out?" Lin Bai, who was infinitely disappointed, grabbed a piece of crystal with sharp edges and cut his hair. "As long as I can get out, I can do anything."

The so-called food should not be eaten indiscriminately, and words should not be spoken indiscriminately. Lin Bai, who had already eaten indiscriminately, finally said a word indiscriminately. The result was... that huge black crystal wall suddenly cracked, and black liquid gurgled from the crystal. flow out.Not long after, the sound of "Kaka" continued, and the other large crystals were all cracked, and there was more and more black liquid for a while.

In the small puddle that Lin Bai used as a water source, the black liquid began to churn, gushing out like spring water, and the speed was so fast that it instantly flooded Lin Bai's calf.

"I want to get out alive, not drowned and ascended to heaven!"

Article [-] of the Sailor Moon Survival Manual: Don't eat indiscriminately because you can't die from eating. There are other ways to die besides eating.

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Extra:

lunch time

Assistant: Director, it's time for dinner.

Director: Oh, Lin Xiaobai, come, have dinner.

Lin Bai: (angry) Is this a lunch box? !Is this what people eat? !

Director: A box of black crystals is more expensive than a box of our lunch, you have to be content.