Survival Manual

As a 21st century young man who has accepted the education of orthodox atheism, dialectical materialism, and communism, Lin Bai considers himself a good young man with good roots.The journey went smoothly from a key primary school to a well-known university. Lin Bai didn't spend much effort. The application to go to a well-known foreign university to continue his studies was also within Lin Bai's expectations. His life was following what he had planned. The route moves forward step by step.

Just when Lin Baichun was sitting proudly on the plane to country X, planning to take a nap to pass the time, an accident happened.The couple in the front seat quarreled, and when the beautiful stewardess walked over to persuade her, she sprained her foot and fell towards Lin Bai.Lin Bai naturally accepted the good thing of having a beauty in his arms, but unfortunately, the beauty didn't enter his arms, and the beauty bumped into his head.He fainted.

When he woke up, he became Kobayashi Mashiro, and he carried this name for five years.

When he self-hypnotized and thought that this was just a relatively long dream, the three words "moon hare" made him dizzy.Lin Bai felt that this skinny reality was really f*cking.

"Did Xiaolin come back from abroad? English is good!" "Xiaolin, this is my mother's pie, it's delicious!" "Xiaolin..." "Xiaolin..."

Lin Bai couldn't bear it anymore and jumped up, the whole class fell silent with a "pop", Moon Hare looked at him even more anxiously.

Lin Bai, who was guilty for a moment, tried his best to hold his face, and glanced at it quite imposingly.

"I'm going to the toilet." After saying that, he fled quickly.

"...Student Xiaolin is so imposing..." A group of girls blushed, "So handsome..."

囧rz... Lin Bai, who was leaning against the toilet door, had a tangled expression on his face. What kind of nerve did he go through to say such XXOO words.He silently adjusted his entangled mentality and walked back to the classroom. Before the stool was warmed up, a certain beautiful girl walked up to him with a shy face.

"Student Xiaolin, I...my English is not good, can you teach me?"

I can't blame Lin Bai for his expression of being struck by lightning. This beautiful girl is Moon Hare. She is obviously asking for advice. Can I ask you not to make it as good as handing a love letter? !Is this the rendering of the girl manga?Where the hell are you, Mamoru... Please come out quickly and take your wife away...

Lin Bai couldn't figure it out no matter what, he had traveled to the part of the Sailor Moon. Could it be that the Sailor Soldiers haven't appeared yet?He has never watched this animation very carefully, except for the beautiful Moon Princess who left a deep impression on him when he was young, the rest... probably just complaining about the setting that no one knows after just changing clothes .

I paid special attention to the bow on the rabbit's chest, but didn't find any strangely shaped brooches.But that thing is detachable, it didn't say that people would definitely wear it on their chest.Maybe...the plot hasn't started yet?Lin Bai got a little excited. Not having started means that he can apply for a transfer now. It is too dangerous to be in this high-frequency area where old monsters haunt.

With a sense of luck, Lin Bai rushed home excitedly, and now he will go back to discuss with Xiao Lin and his wife that he wants to go abroad!

It's a pity that our ancestors taught us that any luck is self-deception, so Lin Bai was entangled again.Being at the same table as the protagonist means that the probability of him hitting the main line is getting higher and higher...

"The sailor suit warrior of love and justice, punish you on behalf of the moon!"

The moon means a lot of pressure...it just revolves around the earth, why is it represented somehow.

Lin Bai was also under a lot of pressure, he was just rushing home, how could he bump into the "crime scene".

Hiding behind the tree, Lin Bai didn't dare to move, for fear of being cannon fodder if he was not careful.

Soldiers in sailor suits appeared one after another, all five were present, and all kinds of moves were flying all over the sky. It was obvious that all members had successfully joined forces and appeared on the stage.Lin Bai kept praying that no one without eyes would hit him, otherwise... Before he finished praying, he heard a sound effect like a cassette, and a rose was right in front of the tree he was hiding on the left 2 meters away.

Family members appear.

So the scene immediately turned one-sided. The appearance of the tuxedo mask is simply a cheat effect. It can not only scare the enemy, but also give enough time for Sailor Moon to launch his big move. It is simply a good way to kill people at home... Lin Bai, who complained countless times, waited for Yue Hare to make a big move to deal with the old monster, so that he could go home safely.

A farce finally came to a successful conclusion, justice triumphed over evil, the tacit understanding between the sailor suit soldier and the tuxedo mask leveled up, Moon Hare continued to be infatuated with the tuxedo mask, Lin Bai hid behind the tree speechlessly, and cursed this cheating father again crossing.

Patting the ashes on his pants, Lin Bai let out a long sigh, and was about to go home, but before he took a step, he was forced to stop on the spot.

"..."

A black cat with a crescent shape on its forehead stared at Lin Bai with big eyes. What made the corners of Lin Bai's mouth twitch was that he could actually see vigilance, suspicion and other hostile emotions from a cat's face. The cat's name is Luna, and it belongs to the transformation group.

In order to prove that he is normal and absolutely not suspicious, Lin Bai grinned his teeth and pulled out a smile. He squatted down innocently, touched the cat's head, and said, "Has the kitten lost its way?" God damn Moon Hare , When you leave, take your cat with you!

Luna tilted her head, showing a confused expression, turned her head, flicked her tail, and chased in the direction where the transformation group left, turning her head once during the process.Lin Bai twisted his expression and squeezed out a "what a pity..." expression, sending the black cat away.

Pulling the distorted expression back to its original position, Lin Bai finally uttered a word as he wished: "...Damn." I want to transfer schools!

The so-called heaven is not as good as people wish refers to the following situations.

Before he had time to escape from the scene of the crime, Lin Bai was blocked on his way home after being discovered by the mascot of the Transformation Group and cheating away the cat-like alien creature.This time it was obviously impossible to escape, because it might be a boss blocking him.

"Hmph, did you fail?" A woman's voice came out of a cloud of black mist.Lin Bai's tangled expression didn't show any signs of improvement. It's fine to see the expression on the face of a cat, at least it's a living thing. Why can he see the expression of contempt and sarcasm from a cloud of black mist? Is it excessive? !

"Humans? That's fine...become my energy!" The voice in the black mist became more and more excited.

What? !Seeing a cloud of black mist surging towards him, Lin Bai ran away.Facts have proved that this kind of conditioned reflex behavior has no practical significance. The so-called 100-meter sprint speed...is effective within [-] meters, especially if the pursuer behind has no legs to fly (float?) and does not consume HP when.

"Run, I can't run anymore..." After running for half a street, Lin Bai began to pant heavily, and when he looked back, the cloud of black mist had already rushed towards him.

"Save..." "Crack."

"There seems to be some noise outside?"

"No one...Really, which kid is so naughty and kicked over the trash can."

The window closed with a click, and the TV playing in the room could still be vaguely heard.The street lights couldn't shine into the alley facing the window, and the lone black schoolbag fell behind the trash can, and the owner was nowhere to be found.

Article [-] of the Sailor Moon Survival Manual: Don't pass by casually, the chance of bumping into the boss is too high.

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Extra:

Lin Bai: Achoo!

Director: (angry) Card!Lin Xiaobai!Is this game hard? Is it hard? !

Lin Bai: Damn, I am allergic to fluff, so keep that cat away from me!Also, my name is Lin Bai, not Lin Xiaobai!

Assistant: (poke) Director, the animal protection organization called and said...

Director: (raged) Say what!Let them save the mammoth!Lin Xiaobai!Come back to me!