drifting in the north

"I Love Beijing ***" of Trivia

Ever since the two of them started to live together, Jin Yunhai has been thinking about going to Beijing to see the legendary father-in-law.Although Ling Fei said several times that his father likes to be clean, don't bother strangers, and is not at all interested in whether his son-in-law is Zhu Bajie or Pan An, Jin Yunhai always feels that it would be insincere not to pay a formal visit to his status, and he looks like him It's like Ling Fei can't see the light.Finally, after Jin Yunhai persisted in expressing his determination for the [-]th time, Lingfei surrendered and called his father to briefly describe the situation. Father Ling was not very happy, and he tactfully expressed that he did not want to see each other. Lingfei didn't care about that. , Said that you like to meet, if you don't like to see, then close the door and thank the guests, anyway, his trip to Beijing is scheduled, I want to stop him again, he thought I was not happy.What Ling Fei didn't have the nerve to tell his father was that the way Jin Yunhai looked at him now was almost like looking at a class enemy.

So, Jin Yunhai, the great god, let the old man take the lead, anyway, the life in the capital is also lacking in waves ╮(╯_╰)╭ When Jin Yunhai heard that he could have an audience, he was so excited, just choosing what clothes to wear was a toss For several days, before leaving, he stared at the shoe cabinet for a long time, and finally Ling Fei helped him choose, with extreme contempt - there were only three pairs of shoes in total, what a mess!

The sea of ​​gold and clouds in this room makes people speechless, and the old man in that room is not much better. Ling Fei clearly remembers that the old man on the phone said he would love to come, whatever, anyway, I don’t have anything to entertain here anyway. It made him really think that his father didn't care about this at all and was still sitting on the Diaoyutai, but when he pushed open the lacquered gate of the courtyard five days later, he was almost blinded by the other party's shining golden Tang suit 24K hardened gold eye.

I don’t need to go into details after that. The son-in-law who has done his homework meets the father-in-law who has done his homework. From the First Sino-Japanese War to the destruction of Gaddafi, from Watt’s invention of the steam engine to the docking of Shenba and Tiangong-[-], in the late autumn and early winter of Mingming The city of Beijing was already bleak and cold, and the two of them were chatting in the yard until their faces were full of red. If they didn't know it, they thought they were sitting around the stove eating hot pot.

Jin Yunhai and Ling Fei stayed in Beijing for five days. Although it was not the first time for Jin Yunhai to come to the capital, it was for work and he didn't have any enthusiasm for traveling. When he was a child, Jin Zi racked his brains for a long time before he came up with one——Quanjude.Ling Fei almost didn't pass by, and then dragged Jin Yunhai to *** to see the flag raising, and took a group photo under the solemn national flag fluttering in the morning wind, and washed out an extra one for Father Ling.

When parting, Ling Fei couldn't help but quietly asked his father, how is this going.Father Ling frowned and muttered for a long time before he said something clear, let's make do with it, he just has a bad temper.Ling Fei's face was full of black lines, and he said in his heart that it was barely enough, you two are almost chatting, if this is perfect, you probably even forget who is your real son.

On the plane back, Ling Fei asked Jin Yunhai again, are you satisfied now?

Jin Yunhai didn't answer. To be precise, he probably didn't even hear it, because he looked up at the blue sky and white clouds outside the small window at a 45-degree angle throughout the voyage, with a bright expression and never a sad one.

"Alcohol is a Poison Through the Intestines"

Ling Fei is going to quit drinking.

When Baozi heard about this, Ling Fei's declaration on quitting drinking had been published for half a month, but it was still in the blueprint stage.Jin Yunhai gritted his teeth with hatred, so he caught Baozi crackling and confiding, which made him very angry.Baozi listened to it from beginning to end, and kept repeating two words in his ears, quit drinking and poison.Baozi felt that Jin Yunhai was a bit too much.

"If you don't drink, you can still be called a gentleman! You can't say that he lives with you, and you really raise him like a big girl. Besides, my wife is willing to drink a few sips sometimes."

Jin Yunhai raised his eyebrows: "Where do you belong?"

Baozi is neither humble nor overbearing: "Put morality and justice on both sides, and rationale in the middle."

Jin Yunhai has never been a master who can take advantage of his mouth. After grinding his teeth for a long time, he only said: "You are dead!"

At that time, everyone thought it was just empty talk, and those who said it vented their anger, and those who listened took it as a deaf ear.

But a week later, Baozi realized through tears that even if those four words were really wind, they must be cursed wind.

It was a beautiful weekend, when Baozi's daughter-in-law took the children back to her natal home-grandparents missed their grandchildren.Of course, his grandson and his father are also missed very much, but to be honest, Baozi is a little scared of his mother-in-law. It's not that the other party treats him badly. On the contrary, the other party simply likes him too much, but everything is like this. It really makes Baozi unable to resist, so Baozi hides when he can go back to his mother-in-law's house, but if he can't, he walks with his wife with the tragic death of generosity.

Baozi escaped, so the men's night began, Jin Zi, Ling Fei, and several other friends who knew each other gathered together at the Baozi shop, getting drunk.But Lingfei was an exception, he was ordered by Jin Yunhai to only drink fruit juice.But where there is oppression, there is resistance, not to mention there are well-meaning people like Baozi who can't be seen, so under Jin Yunhai's careless supervision, Ling Fei drank to his heart's content.

As the chief hero of Ling Fei's drunkenness, the steamed stuffed bun was still beautiful there, but in the next second, he saw Ling Fei staggering around and had the tendency to slip off the bar. Press it down, and then he fell into Lingfei's arms in a flash.Ling Fei hugged very tightly, not only hugging, but also gnawing on his mouth. The poor Baozi missed the prime time for dodging because he was too shocked, so his lips were taken away, and Ling Fei tossed and turned very affectionately, so finally The one who slipped down the bar became Baozi.

Ling Fei was taken away by Jin Yunhai. At that time, Baozi had lost all five senses. He couldn’t hear, see, smell, or think. He was petrified there, as if the earth had been destroyed and human beings ceased to exist. Only Ling Fei was left in the universe. The sentence "You haven't made steamed stuffed buns with men, right? It tastes so good, I'll teach you" is floating around.

Later, Jin Yunhai asked Ling Fei to quit drinking, and Baozi showed his determination to help Ling Fei without saying a word and rolled up his sleeves.

Quit, must quit, this is a fucking good deed!

"Bear Infested Note" of Trivia

Before Ling Fei got along with Jin Yunhai, he belonged to [-], and it was too much at one time, because he liked juicy young people, and even with Zhou Hang, he would occasionally attack a few times, sometimes just for fun. , Sometimes to relieve hatred.So when he was admiring the bright red Huoshaoyun one day, he suddenly realized that he had never attacked Jin Yunhai before, and he became indignant at that moment, so Jin Yunhai stepped into the house at night, and he received it on the back foot. Master's ultimatum.

Jin Yunhai didn't care about this, and agreed very manly: "Okay, I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

Ling Fei was puzzled: "What can't I stand?"

Jin Yunhai's expression was very upright: "That position is a bit deep, are you okay? Of course, I must have enjoyed it..." Before he finished speaking, a slipper flew over, and Jin Yunhai had an epiphany, er, he It's understandable ==

Ling Fei has the heart to scratch the wall. You said that the two of you have lived together for such a long time. Why can't the brain waves be tuned to the same channel? !Life and death can not be adjusted ah there is wood! ! !

Stumbled and stumbled until the night fell, Jin Yunhai also went out to take a bath and burn incense, and then lay down on the bed with a jade body.When Ling Fei came out of the bathroom, what he saw was such a beautiful picture - a broad back, a strong waist, a full hip line, and slender legs.

Ling Fei pressed his whole body onto Jin Yunhai's body with rare tenderness. He intended to cover Jin Yunhai, but only found out when he lay down on top of him, well, he overestimated himself.If there is a helicopter taking aerial photos above at this time, the medium-sized Lingfei must be supported by the large golden sea of ​​clouds in the picture. The snow-white Lingfei is complete, and the wheat-colored golden sea of ​​clouds is also complete—although only one contour.

It went smoothly at first, lubricated, pioneered, and Ling Fei was able to handle it with ease.But when it was time to enter, Jin Yunhai let out a groan. At that time, Xiao Lingfei was still [-]mm away from Xiao Jinzi, that is to say, the chrysanthemum hadn't bloomed yet ==

"It's too early for you to howl!" Ling Fei was speechless. You must know that it is not easy for him to maintain Xiao Lingfei's brave state, okay?

"No, I'm not at ease if I can't see you," Jin Yunhai said turning over, from lying on his back facing Ling Fei to facing Ling Fei face to face, if it wasn't for Ling Fei's quick reaction, he would have been thrown off, "Well, it's still the same Comfortable, come on."

"..." Lingfei stared blankly at Jin Yunhai, didn't move for a long time, and didn't say anything, only clearly felt that little Lingfei was shrinking back little by little in front of a certain domineering face.

Later, Ling Fei tried a few times unwillingly, and it was the same every time, but whenever he met Jin Yunhai's face, he just couldn't be hard, he always felt like he was attacking a bear, and he was afraid that the bear would growl and show up in the next second. The fangs killed him with one bite, but he didn't face him, and Jin Yunhai refused, saying that he was afraid, Ling Fei suspected that he did it on purpose ==

In this way, Ling Fei's counterattack plan was finally annihilated in the cradle.

In fact, Jin Yunhai was really wronged. He was determined to dedicate the first time to his wife. Since he wanted to dedicate it, of course he had to dedicate it clearly and plainly. It hurt him to look at his wife's face. He was happy in pain, but his wife's performance made him heartbroken...

Why can't you just look at his face hard? He's so handsome, woo woo TT Trivia "Secretary Liao" Ling Fei's father Luo Ye returned to Beijing, but Secretary Liao didn't. His home is in Shenzhen, although it's just a building The old house left by his parents, although he still has no wife and no children at 37, but he is used to the southern sun since he was a child, so when Father Ling left, he lost his job.

Of course, the resignation was his own.

Ling Fei's father was not surprised at all, he just patted the other party on the shoulder and said that he had worked so hard for so many years, and then gave the other party a resignation bonus of nearly three years' salary.There is a reward for resignation, which probably only exists in the deep employment relationship between Secretary Liao and the Ling family.In fact, Ling Fei's father wanted to give far more than this, but Secretary Liao didn't want it. He said that he was a part-time worker and only took his labor income.

Ling Fei only learned of Secretary Liao's resignation when he went to see his father in Beijing, and the ins and outs were so simple that he could finish it in a sentence or two.But Ling Fei is just like his father, so it's not surprising at all.Secretary Liao is a very conscientious secretary. This kind of dedication is not only reflected in actions, but also in consciousness. Even though we have been together for nearly ten years, Secretary Liao seems to have become Liao's housekeeper, but it is only as if.

Ling Fei remembered that he had seen a gangster movie, and there was a plot in it that the all-powerful elder brother was in trouble, so he couldn't be bothered anymore, so he had to pass the time by wandering around in frustration every day, and brought his brothers They were also free, so one day the eldest brother went to the military division's house on a whim. The military division is a wise man who has been with the eldest brother for many years and has been trusted. Yes, because he found that the military adviser who only read cartoons and was so vulgar with his mouth was actually reading books. To be exact, there was a whole cabinet of books in the military adviser's home, ranging from astronomy to geography, and everything that one could expect to find. It's not about showing off.The military division also has a small balcony garden, so the eldest brother Jiong, under the leadership of his brother, waters the flowers and discusses the virtues of gardening.When I could finally sit down to drink tea and chat, the eldest brother said in surprise, "We have been together for so many years, I never knew you could read books and grow flowers."The military adviser smiled and said that the military adviser is just a profession, whether it is for the gangsters or business elites, in short, when I am by your side, I am going to work and I have to do my duty. After work, I still have my life.

How many people can separate work and life so clearly?The military adviser is a wise man, and Secretary Liao is a god.Just don't know who will be so lucky to be his next boss.

When Ling Fei thought this way, Secretary Liao was loosening soil for fruit trees in the garden of his old house.At that time, the sun was shining brightly in Shenzhen, and the heat wave swept across the seashore. Secretary Liao's long vacation was coming to an end. He thought it was time to reinstall the battery of the alarm watch and put it next to the pillow.

Trivia: "Revisiting the Old Place"

Jin Yunhai's listing plan was temporarily stranded due to the overall downturn in the world's economic environment, of course mainly the legacy of the US subprime mortgage crisis and the haze of the euro zone's initial collapse. Lingfei was happy, and Jin Yunhai was also relieved—— The two of them can justifiably continue to dawdle.

Once this leisurely mind arises, they will naturally find idle things for entertainment, so the game that has been put aside for a long time is picked up again by the two.

After more than a year, the game has not collapsed, which surprised the two, because according to their thinking, that kind of evil game agency should have been wiped out by the vast people's war long ago.

But the fact is, not only did the game not crash, but it was upgraded to a new version. The new scenes are beautiful, new dungeons emerge one after another, and new money-burning tricks are refurbished ==

【Legion Channel】

SpongeBob SquarePants: Are we the only ones left in the Legion?

Havoc in Tiangong: You didn't look at the list, so there are buns.

SpongeBob SquarePants: He said he had forgotten his account password.

Havoc in Heaven: ==

SpongeBob SquarePants: So what do you do now?

Havoc in Heaven: Up to you.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Let's PK.

Havoc in Heaven: Oh, what a rare request in a century.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Just stand still and don't move.

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: That's called massacre! ! !

SpongeBob: ^_^

Being in the same room has this advantage - when typing can't solve the problem, you can just throw people down.

After the field PK is over, the armored Havoc in Heaven and the clothed SpongeBob SquarePants begin to travel around the new Demon World Continent.Wherever he went, there were newcomers, and the old faces almost disappeared completely.Moreover, there were originally four districts on this server, but now they are all combined into one. It must be too horrible to have to merge to increase popularity.

The world channel is as chaotic as ever, quarreling, flirting, selling things, you name it.I don’t know if it’s because I haven’t been online for a long time. Both of them have no passion. Pay attention, it’s the passion of hanging out ╮(╯_╰)╭Although the map has increased a lot compared to before, even though the fineness of the picture has taken a new round of leap , but it just made Jin Yunhai and Lingfei feel dull.Until a sentence popped up from a nearby channel——

Michael Van der Biao: My God, husband, come here quickly! ! ! !

James Liu Laogen: Why, someone bullied you? !

Michael Vanderbilt: No, I saw the terracotta warriors (⊙o⊙)!

Havoc in Heaven: ==

James Liu Laogen: Myself?

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: If you leave a fake, you will pay ten.

James Liu Laogen: Evidence.

Havoc in Heaven: I don't mind the four of them making a black book.

James Liu Laogen: Well you won ==

Michael Van der Biao: I haven't seen you since Dahe District, why did I suddenly remember coming back.

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: On a whim, I came back with my wife to have a look.

James Liu Laogen: Wife?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi^_^

James Liu Laogen: ...

Michael Vanderbilt: ...

Havoc:?

James Liu Laogen: Alas, I see the newcomers laugh but the old ones cry.

Michael Vanderbilt: Husband, you really are the best and most dedicated

Michael Vanderbilt: Havoc in Heaven.

Havoc in Heaven: What's wrong?

James Liu Laogen: Do you still remember the Lamborghini on the shore of Daming Lake?

That night, the two who played the game spent half the night in love, and then fell asleep soundly while embarrassingly and beautifully reminiscing about the past.

This is the reason for the happiness of revisiting the old place.

The author has something to say:

In addition, the full text is now completely over. I originally wanted to write a side story, but after thinking about it, I still don’t know how to write it, so I had to give up. I always feel that this is better, and let them live happily in trivial matters.

I wrote Beiguo very happily, and I hope this kind of happiness can be conveyed to the bottom of the reader's heart.Many friends asked about Xinkeng. Although their hands were itchy, they were too busy with work to take care of it, so I am afraid that Xinkeng will take a while.As for how long this period will be, I have no idea, but I can also take this opportunity to rest my head, read good articles written by others, watch movies, and read other things, so I can be a charging bird.

Next, I will proofread the four books "It's Hard to Be a Wife", "We Promise", "Warm Light" and "Qing Mo". Friends who want to collect can pay attention.

Finally, I would like to thank everyone for their support, ratings, landmines, grenades, etc. I was very happy when I was bombed, and I am also happy to read the replies. I love you!