drifting in the north

My name is Jin Yunhai, and my friends like to call me Jinzi. I am happy to accept this nickname, because no matter from which point of view, it is an auspicious name for wealth and wealth.I believe that one day I will shine and blind those blind guys. For example, when I was nine years old and broke the heads of my classmates, my father and old comrade-in-arms Uncle Ge asserted that I would be a monster in the future.But it seems like I'm golden now.Well, I feel really good about myself.

I'm not a very talkative person, of course that doesn't mean I'm dull or stupid, in fact I'm very talkative and funny, and the atmosphere in my presence is usually cordial and warm.Cold field?That's something that only happens on Mars.But yeah, the point is the twist—I'm always missing the point.This has happened to me at almost every pivotal point in my life, i.e., I've always been good at useless bullshit and then when the time comes I'm a football player running around the track, forever I didn't realize that I should roll into the green field with a sideways roll.

I asked Baozi and he said it was thick lines.I asked Lingfei, and he said that Baozi really flattered you, where do you have lines, and you are just a square frame that can't filter anything.

I just like my daughter-in-law's strength, how spicy, how flavorful, how town house (^o^)/~ But no one is perfect, the sun still has sunspots, so I forgive him for always asking me before sex "What on earth were you thinking at that time?" and the inhumane behavior of not giving you a kiss if you can't answer, but he never reciprocates, for example, forgive me for "I can't answer well", so I have already Sleep in the guest room for three days.

You see, there is such a big difference in life between a couple living together, so I decided to take a sip of wine and a couple of sips on this fourth sleepless night today. Dishes, two puffs of cigarettes, smoothing out the ups and downs of the two of us along the way.It's over, and the text is over, Baozi said that after I was with the monster, I became more and more artistic, and I opened my mouth like I just finished eating two baskets of sauerkraut or three plates of mapo tofu.I hate this change, but when you walk down the aisle with ten sentences and look at the cars and people who are not birds, you are likely to throw a blank stare at you and say baby, I'm waiting for you to come back, but in exchange for a strong kiss and sweetness When Tian smiles, the one who doesn't evolve is a fool o(╯□╰)o【What did you think at that time? ] At that time, it naturally refers to the time when we were not together.But what do you think?This is really not a question that can be answered in a short while.I tried to push forward from the decision to go south to carry my daughter-in-law back to the cottage, but the brakes failed, and this broken Santana of my memory slipped into the snowy Beluslan...

At that time, my life was very ordinary, so ordinary that it was boring and boring.There is nothing about the company's peaceful shit, and I don't need to worry about it at all. I want to worry about Shen Rui, but he doesn't need it and doesn't care. Life is like being a monk and beating the clock for a day.

So I put more energy into the virtual world.

I was making a big fuss there, and more than half of the people in the district knew about me—this was because I deliberately kept a low profile.Baozi and I formed a legion called Huo Lei Feng, every pure man aspires to be a hero, this is the implication of the name of the legion, as a result, nine out of ten people thought we were here to make a joke, shit!

When Lamborghini joined Huo Lei Feng, I don’t have any impression, because Baozi, the human resource module, is the master. He has more sense of who to add and who to kick than me, because I’m the kind of person who doesn’t care when I get angry. I don’t know where. The whole regiment was disbanded because of the anger of the sky, so Baozi took up the important task of the regiment leader for the sake of world peace.

In fact, Lamborghini is more famous than me. I am popular on half of the clothes, and he is popular all over the clothes. He is famous for his appearance. We have to move half of the warehouse of our army to use as a wardrobe for her.I have always been insensitive to such people. Playing games is to upgrade the dungeon killing fortress battle. Only little girls like to engage in those messy things.But she belongs to our regiment, and I, the deputy head of the regiment, have to take care of her on the basis of humanitarianism no matter how unwilling I am, so sometimes I give her cheap equipment that is out of shape, which is half-selling and half-gifting.We don't know each other well, and we haven't spoken more than four sentences in total——

Situation [-]:

Havoc in Heaven: XX shape, or?

Lamborghini: Yes, how much?

Havoc in Heaven: XX million.

Lamborghini: Good.

Situation [-]:

Havoc in Heaven: XX shape, or?

Lamborghini: Ugly, don't.

Havoc:……

Of course, there is no limit to the number of conversations above.

That time in Beluslan was the first time I took a serious look at her, or that little person he pinched. At that time, I didn't know that Lamborghini was a ladyboy, let alone that one day in the future I would meet this virtual girl. The guy behind the character lives together. If I had known earlier, I would have rushed up and taken him away.But at that time, Havoc in Tiangong just stood not far away and looked at the Lamborghini, and then thought, is there something wrong with this person standing on the ice, not fighting monsters, not moving, just looking around to see the scenery.

I have to admit that Ling Fei has unrivaled strength in aesthetics. That sister Yu made him look charming and beautiful. She really makes the city smile and the country laugh again. I don't like women, but it doesn't prevent me from appreciating beauty.

It's a pity that there are always people who like to spoil the scenery in beautiful moments, and then the little girl from the Tianzu appeared. I didn't pay attention at first, and when I realized it, Lamborghini had already made a surprise attack to let the other party rest in peace.I heard Baozi mentioned that the Lamborghini RP thief is good, and now I see it in person, just one click, a critical strike, the little mage of the Tianzu was killed in seconds, and then Lamborghini stood beside her snow-white body and sighed, alas, I wanted to see more Look at her suit.

I thought at the time, whoever wants to marry such a prodigal woman in the future will really suffer eighteen lifetimes of bad luck.

So, people should not curse at random, or they will suffer retribution.

After that, I happened to chat with Baozi about Lamborghini, and Baozi said that the other party was a ladyboy, and my eyeballs almost fell out.I can understand that a little girl loves to be stinky and beautiful, but a big man wears a leather armor with a terrible amount of fabric all day long and dangles back and forth in the waves of 34E. Is there anything wrong with his mind?But Baozi likes him so much, I was puzzled, you have always been a man, what are you trying to do!

But after that, I paid attention to this special member from time to time. Occasionally, when he was talking in the group, I always took a look at him, and then tried to make a portrait puzzle in my heart.Too bad it never worked out, it's too damn hard to imagine.But gradually I believed that he is a shemale. Although he is smug and narcissistic like a narcissus, he has a good personality. , It's quite chic to be a ladyboy and make it like this.

After a period of time, the company basically shut down in order to wait for the new policy, and Shen Rui was too busy to see anyone all day long. When I called him, I couldn’t get out with various excuses. I spent day and night on the Internet, and became Heiben Madman.I have a problem with this person, that is, if I want to identify something, I have to do it to my heart's content and make a name for myself, otherwise I will never give up.The partnership between Lamborghini and me was purely a coincidence. Later, I thought about it, I was really powerful, but at that time, the monster really didn't have a single complaint to accompany me from dawn to dusk, and it was rumored throughout the server that we had a romantic relationship.I am GAY, but he doesn't know, he is GAY, and I didn't know it at the time, so Havoc in Tiangong and Lamborghini at that time were really pure buddies, purer than tap water.

Countless days and nights of going to Heiben, thinking about it now, the aftertaste is endless.But I didn’t realize it at that time, I felt that our team was too dark, and we couldn’t make the best out of life and death. In addition, Lamborghini is also quite interesting, so no matter how dark the trip to the next book is, it is also full of interest.

Once upon a time, I thought it would be good to live like this.Staying at home every day, watching TV, surfing the Internet, playing games, chatting with Lamborghini.I like to watch him go crazy and go berserk. Baozi says I am S, but I don't admit it, because I don't catch anyone and abuse, it depends on my mood.But it was just such a good buddy who disappeared after asking me to borrow 2000 yuan.I really don't care about the little money. In fact, when I borrowed it, I didn't want him to pay it back at all, but it's one thing if I don't want to, it's another thing if you fucked up the money and ran away.And fighting side by side for such a long time, is it worth 2000 yuan?Baozi said that the monster is not that kind of person, maybe the number was stolen.I thought so too at first, but if your account is stolen, you can always log on to a small account to say something, but no, not for one day, not for two days, not for three days, not for more than ten days, no small account has come online to say about me Responsible for the Lamborghini hacking incident, and Lamborghini himself is no longer online.Facts speak louder than words, I was tricked, and the fire in my heart made me want to smash the monitor!I think if I were someone else, I might not be so angry, but Lamborghini can't, because I really treat him as my own. Although it's just a game, not every virtual ID will make me treat it with heart, never mind No matter how much I have spent in this heart, there is no falsehood, so I was hurt.But I didn't tell anyone, not even Baozi, because it's okay to be angry, but it's embarrassing to be hurt.

A month later, he came back and told me that his account had been stolen.If he had said it half a month earlier, I would have believed it, but after too long, the credibility had to be compromised.As a result, I received a large amount of game currency very quickly, the size of which is indescribable. Anyway, it would take three to five years to spend in the game even if it is lying around in the game - that would be an extremely luxurious and lustful life.Sometimes I think the monster is willful, sometimes I think the monster is moody, sometimes I think the monster has a good temper, sometimes I think the monster has a bad personality, the monster is like a contradiction, but when I saw the sentence he sent, "It's useless Just change it into money, mental damage fee ^_^", my heart became inexplicably warm, especially that little smiling face was so fucking healed, I clearly felt that small wound in my heart was growing flesh, it was terribly itchy , So I made a very wise decision at the time when my head was hot at the time-ask him for his mobile phone number.

My thoughts at the time were really simple, I thought it was so good and so real that it would be unreasonable to be buddies without being alone in reality, and besides, we have accumulated such a deep black friendship, which is enough to be a visible and tangible friend Yes, and most importantly, the next time his account is stolen, I can call to notify him immediately.

I have thought about the appearance of Lamborghini countless times, without success, but I have never thought about his voice, but when he opened his mouth, the words passed from the receiver to my ears, and I didn’t feel strange at all, as if he should be like this It has a lazy tone, and the tone is also low, because you need to use force to roar, and you will be tired if you use force, and he is too lazy to be tired.But once in a while he still calls out to me because I always run on him.

It just so happened that a legion kid came over the weekend after that, so I asked him to go with me.Baozi is looking forward to it, and has asked me countless times what you think Xiaolan will be like.To be honest, I was also looking forward to it, so I sketched the appearance of the monster with Baozi for nothing, but I didn't get it, because we didn't realize how limited our vision was until we saw the real person. My child has broken through the imagination of both of us. In fact, I think we can represent all human beings.

I found a very talented daughter-in-law, and I think so until now.

Because he can pinch his soul in the game.