drifting in the north

Jin Yunhai woke up from the unique discomfort of a hangover. His first reaction was a splitting headache, and his second reaction was that the sheets were so damp. Whether it was the place where his back was attached or the place where his thighs were attached, it was like water had passed through him. like.

The bedwetting has been ended by himself 30 years ago. Jin Yunhai looked at the energy-saving lamp on the ceiling and thought dully, could it be that the old habit has returned because he was too drunk last night?

Because it was too uncomfortable, Jin Yunhai turned over subconsciously, but he didn't want to just turn from lying on his back to lying on his side, one of his heads arched over, as if he had a sense of induction, it was just arching into his neck, Then I found a comfortable position and stopped moving.

Jin Yunhai took a breath.

The memory of last night came back vaguely.

There are many most chaotic things in life, but not everyone has the opportunity to meet them.Seeing an ex-boyfriend hugging another girl can be called sad, angry, or aggrieved, but it's not chaotic.It's called getting a bed with your buddies and doing it with real knives and guns.

So to say that a man is an animal that thinks from the lower body is really not wronged at all.Jin Yunhai stared at the furry top of his head, tossing and turning, trying to understand why it happened like this.If it's a stranger, it's okay to say, anyway, everyone is confused, and it's not clear who is taking advantage of whom, but this is a monster, why don't you peel off your own skin when you wake up?

Well, I guess even if you peel it off, you can't relieve your hatred ==

Ling Fei has been sleeping peacefully, because in the dream there is someone holding him, all-round three-dimensional, firm yet soft, warm yet comfortable.But then the embrace disappeared, and he couldn't grab it left and right, and when he got upset, he woke up.

Long periods of blank thinking.

Head ache, long-lost hangover.Turning over, all the joints seem to be in the wrong position. It is clear that the dream is very comfortable, which proves that the quality of sleep is not bad, why is the whole body sore?There is also a bed next to it, which seems to have a pit.A monster came in the middle of the night?But this is the first time I heard that monsters do not eat people and only sleep.

Ling Fei can think for a long time about the messy and incomprehensible things.But because it is a divergent thinking, it can't be taken back when it is scattered, so the pursuit of the answer naturally becomes a floating cloud.He just didn't want to get up, and just lay quietly like this, looking at the floor lamp, the wardrobe, and the wall, and his mood became brighter because of the rare peace.

The curtains were not drawn tightly, and a few rays of light sneaked in and danced on his eyelids.

He raised his arm to wave them away, but the light reappeared as his palm slid across.Finally, Ling Fei sat up, and the bright spring light fell on the pillow, be honest.

There seems to be the sound of a range hood coming from the living room.

Ling Fei frowned in wonder, thinking of Jin Yunhai's gloomy look yesterday, he felt that the probability of the other party cooking early in the morning today was much lower than turning the range hood on its own.

While Ling Fei was thinking this way, he put on his slippers and stood up, wanting to go to the living room to find out.Unexpectedly, after taking two steps, he felt something was wrong.The joints are aching and sore, but besides that, there is a place to protest.There is no way to specifically summarize the pain as soreness or pain, anyway, every step hurts.

Some injuries can be big or small, and some can't.Ling Fei stood in the center of the guest bedroom, meditating deeply like a sculpture of a thinker. What did he do last night?Drink at home, go out to find Jin Yunhai, drink with Jin Yunhai...and then?Ling Fei's brain hurts from thinking about it, but he still can't figure out the slightest afterimage.However, there is a skill in the world called reasoning.There are many clues right now, the messy bed, the subtle human-shaped pit, the embrace in the dream, his internal injuries ==

The answer is ready to come.Ling Fei stood there, taking deep breaths silently, but still couldn't calm down his frantic heartbeat.

What did he do with gold?

He did it with gold! ~(≧▽≦)/~

The soaring mood is completely a conditioned reflex, Ling Fei is thinking very directly now, since Jin Yunhai can do it with him, it means that the other party is not without the slightest thought in that regard.Although men are impulsive species, but according to his understanding of gold, that man is really a rare man of integrity. If he doesn't want to, he won't take off his pants even if you put a knife on his neck.

In just 10 minutes, Ling Fei completed the long mental journey from surprise to surprise to excitement to calmness to a little happiness in a posture of standing at attention. When he finally walked out of the guest bedroom, he was already normal, as if he just woke up every day. arts.

Jin Yunhai bowed his waist under the range hood to fry eggs, Ling Fei quietly sat on the sofa, watched, and the smile unconsciously radiated from the corners of his mouth.

I don't know what to do when Jin Jin is ready, Ling Fei thought, there are only two possibilities he can figure out, one, pretend not to know, and two, admit it generously.If it is the former, he will fly the stool over, if it is the latter, he will fly over the smile, of course, if Dafang admits and expresses further, he will consider flying himself over.

Frying eggs is a very short-lived thing, so after a while Jin Yunhai turned off the range hood and came out with a plate. He was obviously a little frightened when he saw that there was a big living person in the living room.

"Why can't you walk without making a sound!" Jin Yunhai put the plate on the table, and in a hurry, the plate and the table made a crisp sound, which made him even more embarrassed.

"It's because you were too devoted to the frying pan and entered the realm of selflessness." Ling Feile was about to reach out for chopsticks.

Jin Yunhai snapped off the monster's claw: "Have you brushed your teeth yet?"

Ling Fei hissed and gasped, Grandma's Jin Yunhai slapped her so hard that the back of her hand immediately turned red.

Jin Yunhai also felt that his attack was heavy, and he became more and more panicked. Old worries were not reported, and new hatreds were added. He suspected that Ling Fei was going to use DP to make a big move ==

Ling Fei did make a move, but it wasn't lethal, it was purely to lure the enemy in: "You brought me back last night?"

Hearing the sensitive keyword "last night", Jin Yunhai's hair all over his body stood up straight, but the question that followed was not what he thought at all, so he said no. Under the control of the subtle emotions of whether he was entangled or relieved, Jin Yunhai said forcefully: "I'm also drunk, and the two of us can at most support each other."

"Oh." Ling Fei didn't continue, but smiled harmlessly at the other party, "I lose my memory when I'm drunk, and I don't remember anything."

Jin Yunhai narrowed his eyes slightly, secretly thinking whether he was playing hard to get or trying to attract jade.

Ling Fei lowered his head to avoid revealing the corners of his mouth that could not stop rising, and felt that Jin Yunhai is really not an ordinary dick—in this situation, playing hard to get and attracting jade by throwing bricks have completely the same meaning.

"That," Jin Yunhai finally opened his mouth, no matter how difficult it is to answer a question of principle, "a little accident happened yesterday." But it can be detoured

Ling Fei controlled his expression, looked up at the great man deeply, and asked naively: "How young?"

"That depends on what you are comparing it with," Jin Yunhai looked far away, "Compared with Shenzhou VI Shangtian, it is not worth mentioning."

Ling Fei restrained the urge to kick someone: "How does that compare to you wearing an apron for breakfast now?"

"The equivalent of an atomic bomb explosion."

"..."

Jin Yunhai told the truth, and it was almost the same as Ling Fei's conjecture, but the guess was different from Jin Zi's own words. Ling Fei only felt a little hot on his face, but he was happy in his heart, because he was right, Jin Zi Yun Hai is a magnanimous person, he doesn't care about the big and small things, he just does it, and he won't hide it.

With this person, don't get tired.

"Anyway, that's the thing, let's see how to do it," Jin Yunhai said honestly, "You did it back, or you should pay for mental damage, or you can do both."

Ling Fei only caught three words, which felt embarrassing and subtle, and couldn't be described: "Dry it, come back?"

Jin Yunhai held his head high and held his chest high, without any hesitation: "That's right, it's fair to retaliate. Oh no, you made money, I'm still virgin land here!"

Ling Fei raised his forehead, and wanted to ask his father to come and see God together.

"What's the matter, give me a quick word!" Jin Yunhai confessed all his lightness, so the mood of waiting for the solution became very urgent, "Today is today, don't make overnight debts."

Oh, fuck you!Ling Fei vaguely felt that things were developing in a strange place, but he couldn't tell what was strange.A vague irritability rose from the bottom of his heart, and he got up and walked to the bathroom.

Jin Yunhai was startled, and hurriedly yelled: "Why are you going, aren't you planning to use the toilet brush to torture me!"

"Brush your teeth—" Ling Fei felt that the top of his head was about to emit smoke.

Wash your face, brush your teeth, 2 minutes.Then shave and apply some men's toning gel. When Ling Fei came out of the bathroom, he felt that the little discomfort in his heart was a little lighter.In the end, before he reached the dining table, Jin Yunhai yelled from 800 meters away: "Why did I tell you to escape, dizzy, hurry up, do you want to stop drinking and brew your emotions?"

Ling Fei wanted to go crazy: "No, what are you doing with egg white porridge early in the morning!"

"Then you can beat me up." Jin Yunhai quickly took off his shirt, revealing his strong muscles, "Never fight back, I swear."

It is not necessary for Jin Yunhai to swear that Ling Fei will believe it, because the breath of sincerity rushes towards his face, making him breathless.

The living room in early spring without heating is still a bit cold, even if Jin Yunhai has been shirtless for a long time, it is also a bit cold.But Ling Fei, who has been silent for a long time, made people feel confused, so Jin Yunhai had no choice but to remind him softly: "Monster?"

Ling Fei squinted at him and asked, "Do you want me to swing it with a stick or chop it with a kitchen knife?"

Jin Yunhai didn't hesitate at all: "Anything is fine, as long as you relieve your anger."

Ling Fei clenched his lips, not knowing what else to say.Jin Yunhai got it wrong at the beginning, he was not angry at all, how could he explain it?

Jin Yunhai thought that Ling Fei's hesitation was loosened, so he made persistent efforts after arranging a deal: "Then if you beat me up, it will be over, okay?"

Ling Fei stared at the other party's Adam's apple, thinking that if he bites on it and pulls hard, will the artery be pulled out.This is how American B-level zombie movies are performed. He didn't like it before, but now he thinks it's good.

Take chopsticks, drink porridge, and eat eggs.

Ling Fei started to eat in an orderly manner without answering.

Jin Yunhai can't figure it out, whether it's been revealed or not, there is indeed a generation gap between the north and the south ==

Since I can't figure it out, I don't want to think about it. Adhering to the principle of never suspecting guilt, Jin Yunhai decided to choose a guess that is beneficial to him, that is, Ling Fei didn't care, so he swallowed half of it heartlessly. Open the way with a bowl of porridge, and then start breakfast without stress.

Jin Yunhai couldn't say that he didn't pay much attention to the matter of drunken sex, but he really didn't think it would affect the friendship between buddies.In his opinion, it's all old men, if you make an oolong and let it go, it's over, just like a buddy fighting, no matter how miserable the anger is, you still hook your shoulders after the end.

But within a few days, Jin Yunhai found that things were a little different from what he thought.

In fact, Jin Yunhai never fully understood Ling Fei.His entire impression of monsters is that they love to be smug, they love to be smug, they love to argue with others, and they can't bear the slightest grievance, but they are loyal and meaningful to friends.It sounds like a very comprehensive personality, but in fact, when the monster is in a bad mood, he will not say a word for a long time. Many times, things will go through in his mind and then he will say it, and it will change from ten points to one point. He wants to treat you When he is good, the spring breeze blows against his face, but when he is too lazy to deal with you, he will be chilled.Worst of all, you still can't find any truth you want from his expressionless face.

Ling Fei was still the same Ling Fei, he went out to wander around, stayed at home and played games, ordered takeaway when he was hungry, and lay down on the bed no matter day or night when he was sleepy.But Jin Yunhai felt something different. When he came back at night, if he didn't take the initiative to say hello, Lingfei could leave the bedroom all night, joking or raising an argument with him, but he would just ignore it. Jin Yunhai really didn't hold back when he asked. After saying what's wrong with you, Ling Fei replied simply, seeing that you are not happy.

Jin Yunhai realized it, well, the thing on the bed hadn't passed yet.

But how to get past it is really a headache.Jin Yunhai immediately gave the other party the options he could think of, but the result was that the other party didn't choose. If you are not satisfied, you can propose a new one, but you don't mention it.Jin Yunhai really made Ling Fei feel helpless.

【Secret Chat Channel】

Optimus Prime said to you: Did you have sex with Jin Jin? ? ? ? ? ?

Optimus Prime says to you: Crash! !

Optimus Prime says to you: Speechless! ! ! !

Optimus Prime said to you: Tianzhu! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ling Fei was instructing SpongeBob SquarePants to clean up the warehouse, and wanted to sell all the things, when he saw the roaring body popping out from the lower left corner.I didn't think about it at first, but when I saw the content, a drop of cold sweat dripped from the corner of my forehead.

You said to Optimus Prime: how do you know ==

Optimus Prime said to you: Gold said it.

Ling Fei is speechless and forgets the sky, does your mother not have the word "secret" in her dictionary at all? !

Optimus Prime said to you: What the hell is going on.

You said to Optimus Prime: Didn't he tell you everything.

Optimus Prime said to you: one-sided words are not accepted.

You said to Optimus Prime: I'm sorry, I lost my memory after drinking, so you only have one side to say.

Optimus Prime said to you: Well, I decided to believe in gold.

You said to Optimus Prime:  …

Optimus Prime said to you: I just said that it's not a big deal for you two to live together alone!

Optimus Prime said to you: Did I tell you when you first moved in!

You said to Optimus Prime: I don't remember.

Optimus Prime says to you: ==

Optimus Prime said to you: Monster, what are you thinking now, Jin Zi really regards you as a buddy.

He knew it and believed it.

Optimus Prime said to you: If you want to get angry, just beat him up, whatever you want, don't be afraid of being easy to deal with, just go over after you're done.

Optimus Prime said to you: You are so cold and angry, he is so entangled.

You said to Optimus Prime: I didn't see it.

Optimus Prime said to you: It's all internal injuries.

You said to Optimus Prime:  …

Optimus Prime said to you: You will be bitten by a blind bear, and you will have good luck if you survive a catastrophe.

You said to Optimus Prime: Do these two sentences match up ==

Optimus Prime said to you: Scratch your head, what do you think you should say?

You said to Optimus Prime: I'm not angry.

Optimus Prime said to you: Huh?

You said to Optimus Prime: I said I'm not angry.

Optimus Prime said to you: Dizzy, Jin Zi said that you don’t pay attention to him anymore, he waits on you with poker face all day long, just like the king of spades.

You said to Optimus Prime: Then he is the square two.

Optimus Prime said to you: What?

You said to Optimus Prime: Down, bye.

Exit the game, get up, and open the curtains.In the city where the lights have just come on, the neon light and shadow are mottled and intertwined.

He wasn't angry, it was true.I'm just upset because you fell in love with others and they didn't fancy you.

Well, I should just be upset.