In mid-December, the first snow fell in northern Liaoning.

That day Ling Fei slept until the afternoon and didn't wake up. I don't know if it's because the days are getting shorter and shorter. The sun sets early and rises late, and he also becomes sleepy.The hotel's heating supply is sufficient, dry and warm, much more comfortable than air conditioning.

Feeling a little thirsty after waking up, Ling Fei went to the table and poured himself a glass of water, then opened the curtains and then froze.The heavy snow flying all over the sky is really like a goose feather, covering everything in sight, as if the world is only white.

Ling Fei pushed open the window involuntarily, and the cold wind came blowing in with snowflakes, hitting his face, freezing it, cooling it, and then melting away quickly.Looking down, the roofs are white, the trees are white, the sidewalks are white, and the road is covered with muddy gray ruts, but compared to the whole white world, it is so small that it can be ignored .

Ling Fei was a little excited, as if you liked a certain cartoon when you were a child, and then you waited for a long time, and it finally started. Excitement mixed with subtle tension, but extremely happy.

After quickly brushing his teeth and washing his face, Ling Fei found out the thickest windbreaker in the box.It's thick, but it's just a thin layer of woolen fabric. The material is good, and the tailoring fits well. Putting it on your body can change from an otaku to a business elite in half a second.When I left the hotel, the little girl at the front desk was still joking, saying that Mr. Ling, it's snowing and going out to talk about business.

Not as cold as imagined, Ling Fei stood on the sidewalk in front of the hotel, raised his head slightly, and the snowflakes slipped into his half-open mouth.Smash it, smash it, it doesn't have any taste except for a little cold.

It's not that Ling Fei has never seen snow, but he has never seen such an overwhelming snow.It's like desperate, but it shakes down vigorously, as if it wants to swallow the whole world.It is quite in line with the character of this city. No matter what it is, you either don’t do it, or you do it to your death.

The ramen restaurant was steaming as usual, Ling Fei ordered a stir-fried knife, and while waiting, the phone rang, and it was obvious that the word "Kanzi" danced on it.

During this period of time, there were only two numbers that appeared on Lingfei's phone, one was Secretary Liao, and the other was making trouble in Tiangong.The latter occurs more frequently than the former.Mostly, Ling Fei tortured him in the game, and then this guy threw a phone call over to express his feelings—obviously, yelling on the phone is much more enjoyable than typing square characters in the game.

However, there are also those that make the trouble in Tiangong depressed, such as Ling Fei's black card from other places.That is to say, to harass Ling Fei in the heavenly palace, one time is a long distance.It makes Brother Guardian complain when he has nothing to do, can you change to a local card.Lingfei didn't have much preference or dislike about whether the mobile phone number was from Shenzhen or Liaoning, but simply felt that changing the number was troublesome.Daoist Tiangong didn't hold back his anger after hearing this answer, saying why you don't find it troublesome to eat.Ling Fei is justified, and eating is troublesome, but if you don't eat people, you will die, and you won't die if you use a Shenzhen mobile phone card.I made a big fuss in Tiangong, saying that you have opened up a brand new world for me.

"What?" Brother Jin Zi never needed the person answering the phone to speak first to make sure that he did not dial the wrong number.

"Eat sliced ​​noodles." Ling Fei yawned, just as the boss brought the noodles himself.

"Is this the right time to eat noodles?"

"afternoon tea."

"...Does your mother have sliced ​​noodles for afternoon tea?"

Ling Fei raised his wrist and looked at his watch, and corrected: "It's breakfast, lunch and afternoon tea."

"Fuck, if I talk back to you, I will lose ten years of life."

Ling Fei thought for a while: "Then you should return to your previous life now."

Jin Yunhai gritted his teeth: "Believe it or not, I will take you back together?"

Ling Feixin, so he shut up and stopped baring his teeth.

Jin Yunhai snorted in satisfaction, and then said: "Eat more noodles, go out to drink at night."

Ling Fei was stunned by the unexpected invitation. After that party, Jin Jin had dinner with him twice, but it couldn't be simpler, eating, chatting, bragging, bragging, and fighting in the game Fart makes no difference.It was the first time to go out for a drink at night.

"Why, won't you write your book tonight?"

"Let Master Ta take a day off, it's not kind for us to blow up people all the time."

Ling Fei smiled, but he still didn't want to go. How can I say that he and Jin Yunhai are not familiar, they are almost inseparable in the game, but they are familiar, and it is not really a special buddy. Of course he Ling Fei didn't really have any friends in the true sense.He suspected that Jin Yunhai was still thinking about the 2000 yuan, so he always tried to pull him out and use treats to pay off the debt.

"Hey, why are you dumb?" Jin Yunhai urged impatiently after not hearing Ling Fei's voice for a long time.

Yawns hit Ling Fei one after another, and I don't know if it was because of the afternoon, but he was still sleepy after getting up: "I won't go, I don't want to move."

Jin Yunhai couldn't bear it: "I said, why are you so lazy."

Ling Fei frowned, and looked down at himself, there is no flesh, there are all kinds of perfect muscles: "Don't slander me just because you are jealous of my good figure."

"Ha, jealous of your matchstick figure?" Jin Yunhai wanted to look up at God, "Be careful when you walk, I'm afraid that a somersault will break you."

"It's better for you to be careful, and smash the sinkhole on the road to affect the traffic."

"I said, can you lose a little more?"

"A fight back in self-defense is always just."

"Fuck, I didn't realize you were so slippery before."

"..." To be honest, Ling Fei didn't notice either.So he began to wonder whether it is the talent that is just waiting to be discovered, or the one who is close to vermilion is red and the one who is close to ink is black.In the end, he decided to choose the latter, "Isn't this a practice with you every day?"

"Well, I don't have time to talk to you. At nine o'clock in the evening, I'll send you the address by text message. I don't think your brain can remember it."

Seeing that Jin Yunhai wanted to make a unilateral decision, Ling Fei hurriedly shouted: "Hey, wait a minute."

"Ok?"

Huh?He said he was too lazy to move, this guy choose to forget ==

"Who can't drink with you, you can find someone else."

Unexpectedly, Jin Yunhai said: "I found it, you don't think I'm just looking for you and then we two toast to each other for you and me?"

Ling Fei restrained the urge to slap someone, and his voice was extremely calm: "That's fine, I'm not the only one left."

Jin Yunhai also restrained the urge to slap someone: "I'm not fucking going to sell you, you bitch, you won't leave the door if you don't leave the door!"

Ling Fei choked in his throat, neither swallowing nor spraying.Damn, he just wants to stay at home quietly, why is he a bitch!Your mother, the Red Detachment of Women, carries guns and goes out to fight every day!

So the world is really strange. When he was crazy in Shenzhen, old man Ling wanted to burn incense and pray to Buddha just to keep him at home every day. Now he is fine, he is honest, he is a good citizen, and a bear popped out again.He wanted to say that if you two, he really wants these two people to compete in a PK, and then both of them will suffer, and he will be free...

Jin Yunhai didn't know that he had risen to the same height as old man Ling with Ling Fei, but his thinking was highly compatible with old man Ling's Plato, that is, both of them thought that Ling Fei was a disobedient child, which was called a slap in the face: "If you don't show up at night, just wait for me to catch you."

After closing the phone, Lingfei puffed up his cheeks and stared blankly at the thick cotton curtain of the noodle restaurant. What he thought in his head was that if his response just now was not the default but a high-spirited "I can't catch it", Jin Yunhai would Don't use him as a potato and stew eggplant directly.What's so delicious about stewed eggplant with potatoes? Ling Fei couldn't figure it out. The last time Jin Yunhai invited him to eat Northeast cuisine, this dish was served in a bowl. Nightmare >_< The slander is the slander. At eight o’clock in the evening, Ling Fei reflexively started to rummage through the pile of clothes. If it is too colorful, it will be sprayed like a peacock. If it is too dark, it will not work. If it is too thin, he will be cold, if it is too thick, it will cover up his body, so he hates going out the most! ! !

The bar was driven by the taxi driver according to the text message. At that time, the snow had stopped, and the whole world was glowing with silver light under the night, twinkling and twinkling, more beautiful than neon.Ling Fei was fascinated by the car window, which made the driver laugh at him in the rearview mirror, saying that he was here for a trip.

Lingfei called Jinzi when he got there, but he didn't expect that Baozi came out to pick him up again. This made Lingfei feel more at ease, he didn't expect that Baozi was there.But after being brought in by Baozi, he regretted it again, because he didn't know anyone else except Baozi.Jin Yunhai was chatting high with a group of people, and when he saw him coming, he nodded and continued bragging.

Ling Fei was a little depressed, and he couldn't tell the origin of this emotion, but he was upset anyway.Baozi didn't know if he noticed it, so he sat in the corner and played dice with him, and said while playing: "Honey, come on, have a smile, I came here on purpose."

Ling Fei frowned: "Specially?"

"Hmm." Baozi raised his finger and pointed behind him, "That guy called me in the afternoon and said that he asked you out for a drink tonight. He was afraid that no one would know you and you would be depressed, and that you would get twitched if you were depressed, so he called me for three accompany."

Ling Fei's black line: "Then why did he ask me to come out? He's full?"

"Well, that's what I think," Baozi rubbed his chin, looking like Shinichi Kudo, "What about you, you're here alone, you don't know where you live, and you live in a hotel every day, Kaneko thinks about it." He is not at ease, he is bored all day long and still does not get sick, so why don't he take it out and take care of it himself, so he can feel at ease."

Ling Fei seemed to be listening to a scripture, and finally asked: "Is this what you reasoned or did he tell you?"

Baozi thought about it: "Let's combine the two."

Ling Fei said sincerely: "This kind of thinking is too difficult to understand."

Baozi patted him on the shoulder: "I gradually understood that Jin Zi takes good care of my buddies."

uh ok.Ling Fei thought, although he still couldn't understand it, it was probably due to regional differences, the heart must be kind, and the rest was not true.

When a group of people drink and brag to a certain stage, it doesn't matter whether they know each other or not. Anyway, they are all HIGH, and the atmosphere will become active.Under the leadership of Baozi, Lingfei integrated with the big group.During the introduction, Jin Jin said: This is my buddy, you can just call him a monster, and then don’t drink him too much, I always feel that he is prone to drinking and making troubles.

Ling Fei smiled, nodded, and exchanged greetings. He felt that he was a gentleman enough to get into Guinness, and then he tore Jin Yunhai like a piece of paper in his heart until he couldn't break it any more.

During the period, a woman who looked like a foreman came knocking on the door, to the effect that she asked if she wanted to be called Miss.The others didn't say anything, it was all up to Jin Yunhai, who didn't refuse, and waved his arm: "Pull it down, as far as your level is concerned, who will accompany who, we are too disadvantaged!"

Everyone laughed, and the foreman 囧囧 retreated.Ling Fei rubbed his eyes, and vowed to imprint Jin Yunhai's face deeply in his mind, and then he could bring it out to encourage himself in various critical situations. Look, a tough life doesn't need to be explained.

Later, Ling Fei learned from Baozi that most of the people drinking today were Jin Yunhai's business friends, and Jin Yunhai was actually in the same business as him, and he was also in business, but he mainly bought and sold with Russia. out.But he didn’t have the nerve to tell Baozi what his colleagues said, because he really didn’t even make soy sauce in his own trading company==

How should I put it, this wine was not very enjoyable, to be exact, Ling Fei didn't drink much at all, and then he just chatted with Baozi on the sofa, and occasionally smoked a cigarette. Shenzhen.Nightlife is actually like this, but he would rather go home and play games.

For some reason, Jin Yunhai choked up with a friend, and when Ling Fei noticed, he had already started calling, and then a few old men were booing beside him.Ling Fei listened carefully, he seemed to be calling someone over, but the other party probably refused, because Jin Yunhai who hung up the phone had a bad expression on his face.Ling Fei is not a person who likes to join in the fun, but how can he let go of the opportunity to complain about Jin Yunhai~(≧▽≦)/~So he sneaked over without knowing it, and heard a man tease: "Jin Zi, you also It's not enough, the daughter-in-law is always a petty bird, you just called to let your sister-in-law show her face, and you were teased."

It was rare for Lingfei to see the embarrassment on Jin Jin's face. He probably thought that he couldn't find anything to say back for a long time. In the end, he simply picked up his coat and rushed out: "Fuck, I have to squeeze him here today. Damn, I don't know how deep it is if I don't hit it." .”

Everyone knocked on the table and smashed bowls to high, and Jin Yunhai strode away to gather his wife amidst the cheers of his brothers.

Jin Yunhai was a little anxious, Lingfei could see it.But being in a hurry doesn't mean you can vent your anger on other people's daughters. It's just too reasonable for people not to come in this dilapidated place.

Baozi grabbed Ling Fei back and smiled helplessly: "Ancestor, don't join in the fun."

Ling Fei felt aggrieved: "I just want to see what his wife looks like."

"Pull it down." Baozi gave a look of "I don't know you yet", and finally corked the bottle of beer into Lingfei's hand, "Drink it at ease, the gold will not come back."

"Why?" Ling Fei didn't understand.

Baozi sighed: "Jin Zi passed away now, there are only two possibilities. First, people don't dump him. Second, people don't dump him. Then when he gets angry, the two of them fight together. If the situation is good, dawn You can hang out for a little while."

"Is the situation bad?"

"That's impossible to say. The cold war lasted for a month and a half. It's a normal situation. The two of them don't call it living, it's called bullfighting."

Under any circumstances, Ling Fei does not agree with the use of violence, and it is still against women, the mother looks like a bear: "No wonder people don't marry him, just slap him, probably can directly slap someone Get down."

"It's not enough to get down on the ground. I won't tell you. It's more reliable to wrestle into a ball."

"That girl practices judo?"

Baozi sprayed out the wine in one gulp, spraying Ling Fei all over his head and face.The former quickly wiped it for Ling Fei, and laughed out of breath while wiping: "You can't blame me, haha..."

Ling Fei patiently waited for the custard bag to be wiped for him, and smiled enough: "I don't blame you, as long as you give me a reason to calm me down, I promise, I won't move a hair of yours."

"Honey, your expression and eyes are terrifying now..."

Ling Fei smiled: "The reason."

"Okay, okay," Baozi raised his hands in surrender, "Jin Zi's wife...fuck, why is she so awkward, Jin Zi should be her partner, she's not a judo practitioner, nor a girl."

Ling Fei in the front understood, but the latter needs to be digested.

Baozi understood it very well, so he waited for him to digest it.

After about 5 minutes, Ling Fei felt that it was all right, and he was almost digested, so he directly asked the custard bag: "Why did you tell me this?" Jin Yunhai has nothing to do with him liking men and women, but he doesn't I feel that this kind of thing likes to be publicized.

"Because I will talk to you if I don't tell you about gold." Baozi took it for granted, "Didn't you see that he called just now? He really wanted to call. You are the only one here who doesn't know that his partner is a man, no Did you call me here just to show you?"

Lingfei felt that Jin Yunhai's brainwaves were really difficult to understand: "Why did you specially call me to show it to me?"

"Maybe I want to scare you... Uh, well, maybe the two words can be removed," Baozi grinned, "He likes to do this kind of thing."

Ling Fei couldn't help his forehead, fuck, what kind of hobby is this!

Facts have proved that the custard bun is wise and powerful, and the gold is gone forever, and there is no news from it.When saying goodbye at the intersection, Baozi patted Ling Fei on the shoulder appreciatively, saying that he was indeed a monster, and he didn't even frown when he heard this, what a strong heart he must be.In fact, Ling Fei was still a bit stupid at the time, so he didn't refute in time. The so-called strength doesn't mean that he doesn't even frown when he knows that his friend is gay, but that he doesn't care that he is gay and wants to scare his friends with it ==

Since the game account was stolen, Ling Fei didn't play the game very much.Although I built a trumpet, I couldn't practice it for a long time, and I became impatient over time.The people in the legion asked him to fax the registration information to the agent to get it back, but he refused on the grounds of trouble, and then Jin Yunhai hit the nail on the head and said that you didn't remember the registration information at all.Well, the golden truth struck.So when the game account suddenly received a private chat with a set of account passwords this day, Ling Fei was still a little dazed.

【Private chat channel】

You said to Havoc in Heaven: What the hell?

Havoc in Heaven says to you: account number.

You said to Havoc in Tiangong: I know, whose account, why did you send it to me?

Havoc in Heaven said to you: Is it useful to send your account to others?

You said to Havoc in Heaven: Mine?Lamborghini?

Havoc in Heaven said to you: If you carefully look at the bullseye, is that the same account as your Lamborghini? ? ?

Havoc in Heaven said to you: Can you pass your brain before you speak!

Ling Fei is a grievance, so you say it is my account, I am naive, I am honest, I believe it, and I am still despised, what kind of world is this>_<Havoc in Heaven said to you: I made another account for you It's a full-level number, go up and have a look, and use this in the future if you can.

You said to Havoc in Heaven: Uh...

Havoc in Heaven said to you: Uh Mao, this game will be wiped out when you practice on the trumpet!

[System Prompt] I am a monster and leave the game.

Ling Fei discovered the fourth law that is comparable to Newton's three laws, that is, you can do what Jin Yunhai says, and all verbal and verbal swords are dying, except for the big monster dragon that can spit fire and burn its body Jiao Jiao, no other effect.

[System Prompt] SpongeBob has entered the game.

【Private chat channel】

You said to Havoc in Heaven: Did you come up with this name?

Havoc in Tiangong said to you: I bought the number, do you think I can practice a new one for you==

You said to Havoc in Tiangong: Can't you check the name before you buy it!

Havoc in Heaven said to you: Huh?Didn't notice, SpongeBob SquarePants?pretty good.

You said to Havoc in Tiangong: Where is the best ==

Havoc in Heaven said to you: It matches you very well.

You said to Havoc in Heaven: reason.

Havoc in Heaven said to you: no explanation.

You said to Havoc in Heaven: ...

Havoc in Heaven says to you: All right, I will use this from now on.

You said to Havoc in Heaven: This is a demonic way, I was originally killing.

Havoc in Tiangong said to you: Make do with it, magic is much easier than killing, and we lack mages in our team.

You said to Havoc in Heaven: ...

Ling Fei finally understands, what the hell is buying an account for himself, this is looking for coolies for their team!Your mother lost my account and you still don't let me go!you……

Wait!

Ling Fei frowned and looked at the little girl on the screen, turned three times to the left and three times to the right, opened the package, there were still some clothes, and then changed into...

Havoc in Heaven said to you: Where are people?

You said to Havoc in Heaven: Wait a minute.

Havoc in Heaven said to you: What are you doing?

You said to Havoc in Heaven: Change clothes.

Havoc in Heaven said to you: Change woolen clothes?

You said to Havoc in Tiangong: I found that Mo Dao's clothes look better than Sha Xing's clothes~(≧▽≦)/~Dahao in Tiangong said to you:...Damn!

At this point, Ling Fei's game will be continued again, and the milk yellow bag said that Jin Zi will be busy again when the spring begins, so this is the last vacation to spend as much as possible.Ling Fei thought of himself when he heard it, Kai Chun'er, his vacation is probably coming to an end.

With the arrival of New Year's Day, the real cold also came.The girls in the hotel saw that Ling Fei was wearing thin clothes, and they all advised him to change into the down jacket quickly, so as not to catch a cold, but Ling Fei didn't listen, so he had to go out to buy a pack of cigarettes and come back with a snot like the rushing water of the Yellow River, even Xiaolangdi couldn't stop it. No way, one day when the sun was at its maximum, Young Master Ling went out to the shopping mall.

April 1

Ling Shao bought a very stylish leather jacket at the mall.

April 1

Ling Shao bought a floor-to-ceiling down jacket with wide shoulders, narrow hips and long legs in the same shopping mall.

April 1

Ling Shao bought a woolen hat at the same down jacket store in the same shopping mall.

April 1

Ling Shao bought the scarf and gloves under the comprehensive introduction of the same shopping guide lady from the same down jacket monopoly in the same shopping mall.

April 1

Ling Shao went downstairs to buy cigarettes and finally felt warm.

On a weekend in mid-January, Jin Yunhai asked him out again.In view of the unpleasantness last time, Ling Fei refused without thinking.Jin Yunhai came prepared, and said Baozi said, you don't like crowds, and you don't know each other, little girls are shy to meet people, I understand, so I promise this time, it's just the two of us.In the ice and snow, Ling Fei almost threw his phone on the well cover.

This time Jin Yunhai set a very reliable time, at six o'clock in the evening, he also set a very reliable thing, eating Sichuan hot pot.So Ling Fei was very reliable and fully armed, and arrived on time.

Winter is always the peak season for hot pot. There are many people in the hot pot city, but Ling Fei can see that stalwart body at a glance.In all fairness, Jin Yunhai looks good enough. If you compete with Andy Lau, Wu Yanzu, Brad Peter and Leonardo, there is no chance of winning, but if you look at the whole hot pot city right now, you can still stand out.The facial features are relatively three-dimensional, and the places where there should be edges and corners are sharp and angular. From the face to the figure, the whole person is... a word that is popular recently, yes, domineering.Just standing there without talking is enough to fool people for a while.

Jin Yunhai didn't catch Ling Fei in the first place, the key point is that the guy covered him up too tightly, his eyes were exposed through the steaming hot pot steam, even if it was Monkey King who came with fiery eyes, he still caught him blind.

The result of not recognizing it was that when Ling Fei stood in front of him and took off his hat and scarf, Jin Yunhai almost burst out laughing.

"Oh, let me say, are you preventing bird flu or nuclear radiation, it's so fucking messed up!"

Ling Fei didn't bother to pay attention to him, put away his hat and scarf, and took off his down jacket, then Jin Yunhai was dumbfounded.Okay, the whole beautiful girl transformed, took off the down jacket, and the shiny Lamborghini came back ==

"Gentlemen, what would you like to eat?" The waiter handed over the menu.

Jin Yunhai asked him: "Can you eat spicy food?"

Ling Fei nodded: "The spicier the better."

"Okay, let's eat together." Jin Yunhai and the waiter chose the bottom of the pot, ordered some meat and vegetables, and at the end Ling Fei was still studying the menu carefully, "It's not about solving arithmetic problems for you to order. It hasn't been chosen yet."

Ling Fei frowned seriously, almost concentrating on it, and raised his head in confusion after hearing Jin Yunhai's question: "Fish balls, shrimp balls, crab balls, tribute balls, flower stick balls, conch balls, pee balls, which one should I choose?"

Jin Yunhai's black line: "Do you have any grudges with Wanzi?"

The waiter smiled and introduced them one by one in a hurry. For example, the cuttlefish balls taste better than some beef balls.As a result, every time one was introduced, Ling Fei's expression became more tangled.

Jin Yunhai understood it, and asked the waiter directly, "Can I have a meatball platter?"

The waiter was embarrassed and said, "Sir, I'm really sorry, the prices are different..."

"Then count as the most expensive."

"……Row."

It was the first time for Ling Fei to discover a bright spot in this person, his mind was flexible ^_^

Jin Yunhai was terrified by Ling Fei's laughter, so he decided to divert his attention by chatting.

Chatting with monsters is a very enjoyable thing, at least Jin Yunhai thinks so unilaterally.It's hard to say why, anyway, no matter whether the two of them chat together or not, it's fun, bragging, bragging, bickering is also interesting, this is one of the reasons why Jin Yunhai brings Ling Fei out from time to time, friends are easy to find, It's hard to find a confidant, but Ling Fei belongs to the third species besides friends and confidantes. Fighting with the king is a lot of fun.

Ling Fei was busy bickering, but he didn't know that the other party had already assigned his own attributes in his mind.But even if he knew it, it wouldn’t matter, because it’s hard for him to define Jin Yunhai. It’s hard to justify it. Pure netizens are too unfamiliar, and they definitely don’t count as close friends, and then they will be different, but he is quite happy. Spend time with these four images.

After a while, the hot pot came up.There was a pot of red and red, and Ling Fei was just about to put down his chopsticks, but he saw Daoist Tiangong waving at the door.Ling Fei turned his head and watched a man walking this way from a distance.

Soon, the man walked in front of him, Ling Fei's eyes widened, petrified in the wind.

"My daughter-in-law, I didn't see you last time, so I will make up for it this time." Jin Yunhai said and pulled the man to sit down. Just as he was about to introduce him, he saw Ling Fei's expression of seeing a ghost, and couldn't laugh or cry, "Don't pretend, buns are all Did I tell you?"

Ling Fei opened his mouth, but found no sound.Baozi told him that Jin Zi's wife is a man, but he didn't tell him that man's name is Shen Rui. Well, even if he told him that his name was Shen Rui, he wouldn't think it was the Shen Rui he knew... …

Your mother, the earth is a village! ! ! !

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