drifting in the north

With a reminder from the Havoc in Heaven, Ling Shao filled the room and flew wildly.

After finally turning the phone out from the bottom of the box, I started to look for the charger again. I worked hard to find the charger from the side pocket of the backpack, and I was busy optimizing the power strip—the desktop, the monitor, the main unit, and the audio are all dotted with plugs of various colors. The mobile phone charger is stuck on the hole and cannot be inserted.After finishing these movements, Ling Fei wiped his forehead, okay, a layer of sweat.

The response of the mobile phone that has not been used for a long time is extremely slow. It took a long time for the screen to turn on. After searching the Internet, it didn't take long for crackling text messages to flood in.Ling Fei didn't even look at it, and just emptied the inbox, and when the world finally became quiet, he let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had completed a very important historical task, such as blocking eye-catching and blowing up bunkers.

The cord of the charger is very short, Ling Fei is sitting at the table, and the phone is only big enough to fit on his lap.Looking at the screen again, it was full of sweaty expressions made by Tiangong.

【Private chat channel】

Havoc in Heaven said to you: Hey, are you turning on the machine or dismantling it?

Havoc in Heaven said to you: If you are not dead, answer it.

Havoc in Heaven said to you: I said you didn't buy a mobile phone now, did you?

Havoc in Tiangong said to you: Or mail order? ? ?

Just reading the words, Ling Fei's ears rang, and his admiration for Havoc in Heaven is like a torrential river.

You said to Havoc in Heaven: It's open.

After making a big fuss in Tiangong, Ling Fei was wondering, when the phone started singing on his lap.

No way, Ling Fei had no choice but to push away the chair, sit on the ground to answer the phone, with half of his head on the table, his posture was like an earthquake drill.

"Hello?" Ling Fei used a very uncreative opening remark, because from the moment he pressed the answer button, his brain was a little inexplicably short-circuited.

"Hello, hello," the voice on the other end of the phone was low and thick, and most importantly, it was quite calm, completely out of tune with the rioting Tiangong at the moment, "I am gold."

"...According to what you mean, I will answer the phone regardless of 21 and say hello to the regiment commander first?"

"The head of the legion is Baozi, and I am not ready to usurp the throne."

"...I want to stick weakly on the first floor."

"You can insert forcefully."

Shit, Ling Fei raised his forehead, he originally wanted to ask if it was him on the other end of the phone, because the other party was so calm, but now there is no need to ask, shameless is not offline, and he doesn't want to be the second person except to make trouble in heaven.

"I take it back."

"No more?"

"..."

"Do you really want to hit six?"

"...I fucking want to give you a flurry of flames!!!"

"I resist."

"Resist your sister!"

"Swear one more word and I will silence you, just seconds."

"You made a special call to PK with me?"

"No, I want to confirm for myself how old you are."

"Ok?"

"Do you have any fucking brains? I want billions of game coins to build a house? Are you burning too much money!!!!!!!"

"..." Ling Fei wanted to cry, but this time his ears really rang.Damn can't you put a notice before you rant? TT abuser takes it for granted: "Speak, don't play dead!"

Ling Fei raised his eyebrows, if the tiger doesn't show his power, you will treat me as a Chihuahua: "Which one of us has no brains? You have brains and you can be deceived!?"

"I'm fucking cheated and I'm willing to ask you to pay back the money!"

"You think I'm happy to pay it back? I'm clearing up the grievances for Lamborghini!"

"Fuck, you little girl, can't you bear a little bit of grievance?"

"Does this have anything to do with men and women?"

"I say there is."

"Damn it, you called to challenge me, didn't you?"

"With you? No match. Besides, you can't call me."

"..." Ling Fei wanted to beat someone up.

"I used to think you were interesting, but today I found out that you are really interesting."

"..." Ling Fei wanted to hit someone with a wine bottle.

"This weekend, the new Baozi shop is coming, come and get together."

Ling Fei's eyes widened, and then his brows beamed with joy. He wanted to hit someone, wanted to hit someone with a wine bottle, the opportunity came~(≧▽≦)/~Wait!

"Didn't Baozi's shop be renovated in September? It's not open yet?"

"It's open, but it hasn't opened yet."

"..." Who will tell him whether he didn't learn Chinese well or made a fuss in Tiangong? Chinese is too good==

"The fortune teller said that the month of September and October will be very unlucky, so it is not appropriate to put on lanterns and festoons."

"Oh, Baozi still believes in this?"

"The fortune teller the year before last said that he had committed an affair, but that month he fell in love with a woman at first sight."

"Isn't that nice?"

"That woman has two children and has no intention of leaving her men."

"..."

"Last year, the fortune teller asked him to hold a wedding with his wife in May. Baozi specially chose May Day, but the emcee was late and the wedding car rear-ended dozens of tables. The guests sat down and listened to the wedding march for three hours.

"Isn't it chosen in May?"

"The fortune teller didn't kindly remind him that May refers to the lunar calendar."

"..."

"So do you think Baozi should be obedient this year?"

"I think he's been cursed by this fortune teller."

"Haha, fine, I'll bring your words to Baozi later."

The confident laughter came from the phone, which made Lingfei's eardrums buzz.The conversation inexplicably turned into an extremely harmonious atmosphere. Ling Fei crouched under the table and thought hard, but he couldn't find a turning point. The building was really crooked.

"Then are you coming or not?"

"Yeah." Come on, why don't you come?He has deep facial features and a strong physique. He is not afraid of female netizens, but afraid of men?

"What do you mean?"

"..."

If there is an award for breaking the casserole and asking the end, Ling Fei is willing to personally pay for it to Havoc Tiangong!

"Well, I won't repay the money with you. It's hypocritical. Come over on weekends and treat you to a good drink."

"Did I promise to go?"

"Aren't you okay?"

"Don't you know what um means?"

"You'd better come in soft armor..."

Before hanging up the phone, Daoist Tiangong asked for the address again, saying that you should not be tricked by others, and that it will cost you at most 30 yuan by taxi from your hotel.Ling Fei nodded and said silently in his heart, thirty.

As a result, Ling Fei found out that he was too naive on the weekend, the meter clearly said 33, you are a liar >_< Baozi’s bar is located in a very hidden alley, just looking at the dark alley, I always feel scary It's a pity that the movie doesn't come here to shoot.But as soon as he walked in, he suddenly realized that there were various nightclubs lined up on both sides of the alley—in Ling Shao’s place, all the stores that are still open at night are called nightclubs, including some KFC and McDonald’s.

In addition to bars, there are also flower shops, cake shops, western food shops, specialty handicraft workshops and so on scattered in the alley.Ling Fei stared for a long time under the signboard of a 24-hour cafeteria, imagining how romantic it would be to eat a buffet in the middle of the night until the sunrise.

Walking to the end of the alley, I saw Baozi's three-in-one bar...

Does your mother have a bar called Baozipu? ! !There is nothing wrong with cheating father and mother! ! !

Ling Fei rubbed his temples, and his night clothes were as tight as ink, and the heroic posture he stepped into the bar had a sense of sacrifice.

The bar is not noisy, because it is spacious, but it disperses the noise.Occasionally, there was a noise from nowhere, more like a whisper.The bar opened at 21:54, and at [-]:[-] in the evening, a girl on the innermost small stage was sitting on a high chair and humming. Nordic folk songs for a while.

Faint, with a quiet cool breeze under the clear sky of northern Europe.

Ling Fei didn't go any further, but stood at the door and took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of Havoc in Tiangong. The phone rang for a long time and no one answered. Ling Fei just frowned when he was patted on the shoulder.

Looking back, a handsome handsome guy smiled at himself, with two canine teeth: "Lamborghini?"

Lingfei's first thought: This guy is not making trouble in heaven, this guy is not making trouble in heaven, this guy is not making trouble in heaven ==

"Honey, why are you so willing to be distracted in and out of the game!" The handsome guy embraced Ling Fei's shoulders without hesitation, "Let's go, Jin Jin has been waiting for a long time."

What is he saying?This guy is not making a fuss in heaven!The world is so beautiful. TT's words of "Dear" inspired Ling Fei: "Baozi?"

The army leader who was leading the people in stopped when he heard the words, and looked at Ling Fei with great satisfaction: "You actually recognized me..."

"You're so close to putting a flag on top of your head." It's strange to say, it's the first time we meet, but it's not unfamiliar at all, and even at a certain moment Ling Fei will have a feeling of "Actually, I've been friends with this guy for several years, right?" "a feeling of.

"No way, my personality charm is so obvious."

"I didn't find it, but you are indeed more handsome than I imagined."

"Xiaolan, I just like your honesty!"

"..." Being in someone else's territory, Ling Fei decided not to be too straightforward, such as swallowing the sentence, Baozi, I just admire you for being shameless ==

Baozi's bar has no private rooms, this is what Ling Fei finally confirmed when he was taken to the depths of the bar by the other party.Instead, there are small partitions one after another, including potted plants, screens, and others, but they are all ingeniously separated, allowing you to indulge without disturbing other places too much, private and comfortable.

"Did you see those heads in the northeast corner?" Before they arrived, Baozi began to point out Jiangshan, "All the brothers who can come from our group have come."

With some distance, plus obstacles, Ling Fei really couldn't see what was beyond the dark cover.But seeing the familiar ID become a stylish person, I feel a little strange.Whether it is anticipation or apprehension, it is quite subtle anyway.

"By the way." At the critical moment, Ling Fei suddenly lost his mind to another question, "I didn't call you, how did you know it was me standing at the door?"

Baozi thought about it seriously, and finally asked: "Do you want me to tell you irresponsibly or responsibly?"

Lingfei black line: "Come on."

"Okay." Baozi cleared his throat, "I have feelings for you."

"Let's take responsibility."

"You're too flamboyantly dressed."

"..."

So the first meeting between the brothers of the Living Lei Feng Legion and Ling Fei began with the latter's sullen face.

"Are you here for the party or the grave?"

This was the opening speech of the first cordial, friendly and harmonious meeting, and Ling Fei remembered it all his life.

I can’t say why, but there were five or six people sitting there. There are a wide variety of Huanfeiyanshou. There are sunny types like steamed stuffed buns, which look tender and young; The unpretentious type, who is still studying at first glance, and the obscene type, who squints their small eyes, as if some girl has been missed.But unfortunately, he could recognize Havoc in Heaven.

If the custard bag is a flag on the top of the head, then the Havoc in Heaven is the badge pinned to the forehead.Is there a rule that buddies who play guardian stars must grow up to be guardian stars? ==

That shoulder width, that leg length, that thick back...

"Brother Jinzi, I think Sister Lan is overwhelmed by you." At that time, Ling Fei didn't know that the person wearing glasses was Dongbei Chaoshou.

"Well, can I interject a little bit," I didn't know that the one who had a bottle of jelly water in his hair was Tingfengyu in the brothel, "I was also shocked by Sister Lan. The people from the special zone are different. This temperament, how much Melancholy!"

I don't even know that the plaid shirt and jeans are the tears of heaven: "I think Xiaolan has a lot of words in her eyes that she wants to say to us... Uh, to correct, she wants to say to Brother Jinzi."

Taking off the arm with the custard bag hanging around his neck, Ling Fei walked leisurely in front of Dahao Tiangong, hooked his fingers: "You, get up."

"Fuck, open provocation!" The live Lei Fengs were excited.

Havoc Tiangong raised his eyelids lightly, looked at Ling Fei for two seconds, and stood up cleanly: "Want to single out?"

Ling Fei raised his head slightly, confidently: "I want to see how tall you are."

The guardian's forehead started to twitch: "Can you be curious about something useful?"

"for example?"

"What is my name."

"Aren't you making trouble in the Heavenly Palace?"

"..."

screen, still.

The brothel pulled Tiantian and asked, "What do you think Brother Jinzi is thinking now?"

Paradise: "Why do some people owe draws in games and more than draws in games?"

Luan Stew dragged Tiantian, and asked, "Brother Jinzi, are your hands itchy now?"

Heaven: "No, it's egg pain."