drifting in the north

Ling Fei usually likes to laugh when he drinks too much, and is very clingy.Usually, he is a quiet and calm person, but after drinking, he basically has a complete transformation.Zhou Hang once summed up that the sexual frigidity before drinking, the mania after drinking.Ling Fei also knows his faults. Of course, most of them are cobbled together from the victim's mouth. He hugs people when he sees them, kisses them when he hugs them, and wants to take off his clothes after kissing them. Anyway, the overall image is similar to the snake spirit in Gourd Baby almost.But he had alcoholic amnesia, so he never felt guilty about it.

But not feeling guilty doesn't mean you can challenge the limits of other boyfriends.

When greeted by fists, Ling Fei's primordial spirit was still flying.He knew that someone was hitting him, so he would be at a disadvantage, and he was twisted with the opponent when he punched for punch.I won't go into details about the whole tragic process of the fight, anyway, he didn't remember it, and he had a vague impression that they were all picked up by the nightclub security and thrown into the back alley.

So when Ling Fei's alcohol slowly dissipated, the first thing he saw was the vast starry sky.

There was a burst of pain in his leg, as if someone was kicking him.

"Hey, wake up and get up, don't play dead for me." The man's impatient voice was particularly eye-catching in the empty back alley.

Ling Fei got up in a daze, and saw a colorful face. The man was also sitting there, looking at him at the same level. Behind him, the bartender girl was standing against the wall, fiddling with her mobile phone.

"The video was not clear just now, let's take another photo with you two, hurry up." The girl's makeup is a little fancy, and she doesn't need a stylist to go directly to a horror movie cameo.

The man's face was speechless: "I said, can you still make some sense, you're out of control, right?"

The girl came over and smiled sweetly: "I just like the way you are jealous."

The man looked up to the sky and sighed, "Why did I find a bitch like you!"

Ling Fei blinked, feeling as if he was watching a sitcom.

"Does it hurt?"

"What do you say!"

"Whoever tells you to come up, do it."

"Nonsense, why should I watch you being taken advantage of?"

"Didn't he drink too much?"

"I'm going to drink too much to eat other girls..."

"My old lady castrated you!"

"..."

Although I don't remember the slightest bit, I can guess what I did.Ling Fei scratched his head and apologized sincerely: "I'm sorry, I drank too much." Not only did I drink too much, but my relatives got girlfriends, and they even beat up their boyfriends...

Woo, Secretary Liao, it's really hard to keep a low profile!

"Come on, I'll beat you too, it's even." The man got up irritably and patted the dirt on his pants.

"What's more, you gave me hundreds of tips, it's worth it."

"Shen Yaya, if you don't say a word, you will die!"

"My dear, you are so handsome when you go berserk!"

"..."

Ling Fei felt that these two people were very funny, although there was a little pain on Yile's face, he really couldn't restrain it.

The man standing up is not too tall, about 26 by visual inspection, but he is very strong, with all the muscles he should have, not exaggerated, and the lines are softer.The age is uncertain, he looks like [-] or [-], younger than himself.

"What kind of fun are you enjoying, the rich man, you are so stupid."

It took Lingfei a long time to realize that Shen Yaya was calling himself the rich man. He hurriedly shook his head embarrassingly, but he dared not say that he was lucky that he didn't like women. If he also found such an aunt, his heart would be thrown into the sea have.

He got up from the ground dangling, looked at his watch, it was already two o'clock in the middle of the night.Ling Fei was a little surprised, glanced at the colorful man and Shen Yaya, and blurted out: "You two won't be here to guard me all the time, will you?"

"Damn, aren't you afraid that you'll be beaten up?" The man's expression was a little embarrassed. "When you're fighting, you're so fierce that you don't move when you touch the ground. Who knows if you're asleep or passed out."

"Besides, you are abnormal when you are white," Shen Yaya added, "It's like anemia."

Ling Fei was embarrassed, he had been out at night all year round and had an irregular night life, his complexion was not very healthy, but it was the first time he was pointed out in person...

"Shen Yaya," the girl stretched out her hand and smiled, "You are quite interesting, let's make friends."

Before Ling Fei could respond, someone slapped off the olive branch and replaced it with a man's rough palm: "Shen Rui."

"Hello!" Shen Yaya, who was pushed away, was dissatisfied.

"Go aside." Shen Rui was confident.

Ling Fei hurriedly held the hands of the male compatriots, killing the buds of another round of war in the cradle: "Ling Fei."

Shake hands, make friends, and fights will turn into treasures.

But Shen Rui, Shen Yaya...

"Are you two brothers and sisters?" After asking, Ling Fei felt a little... What kind of words did Baozi always say, cough, two.

Sure enough, there was a black line on Shen Rui's forehead, and Shen Yaya explained happily: "I follow my husband's surname."

Looking at Shen Rui again, there was only despair for society left on his face.

Ling Fei realized that the surnames of the two lovers were purely coincidental.

"I'm sorry, I'm not good at drinking," Ling Fei sincerely apologized, but he still mumbled a little, "I told you before drinking."

Shen Yaya understood, and grinned: "It's okay, your kissing skills are quite good, so I'll take it as an addiction."

……

After living for more than 30 years, Ling Fei has seen what it means to be truly tough today.Sitting in the taxi on the way back, he still thought, compared with Shen Yaya, that girl from the Northeast, he, including those gangsters in Shenzhen, was out of shape at best in the Northeast dialect.Sturdy?It's short of paragraphs!

When we arrived at the hotel, there was no one in the lobby. At the deserted front desk, the eccentric little girl was dozing off. When she saw Ling Fei coming back, she greeted Ling Fei in a daze. Just as she was about to continue sleeping, her half-closed eyes After catching a glimpse of Ling Fei's brilliant face, his face suddenly widened.

"Are you fighting with someone?" The little girl said while bending down to find the medicine box in the cabinet at the front desk, "Wait, I'll disinfect it for you."

Ling Fei stepped back subconsciously: "It's okay, it's okay, just wash your face."

The little girl ignored it completely, and rubbed the cotton swab over with iodine.Ling Fei took a deep breath, playing with all the face, his face wrinkled into rags was full of emotions: "Sister, it hurts..."

The little girl didn't have the slightest sympathy, and insisted on rubbing every scratch, which is called thorough.In the end, he threw away the cotton swab and glared at him: "Let you go out to get some air, where did you go to invite cats and dogs?"

"I was wrong, I'll just go back to my room and stay at home, really." Ling Fei almost fled into the elevator, afraid that the "little sister" would follow.Okay, this girl is a perfect match for Secretary Liao.

After returning to the room, Ling Fei didn't dare to wash his face anymore. Although it was gaudy on it, iodine must be cleaner than tap water. Since it hurts already, he couldn't blind the little girl.How should I put it, although the people here are careless and sometimes tough, they are very righteous and treat you with sincerity.The two in the game are the same, they are making trouble in the heavenly palace, and they have almost no friendship with me, but they are not online for two months, and people can think about saving you a few clothes, not to mention the custard bag, they just treat him as a buddy up.

Drunk for a while, slept for a while, Ling Fei who was sitting on the bed at the moment was not tired at all.

Shen Rui didn't know how to do it, so he only greeted his face when fighting, but Ling Fei was very grateful. Now the most tormented part of his body is his face, and the heart and lung problems left over from the car accident have not been healed yet.

The faint aroma of barbecue floats in from the screen window, and I don't know who is so emotional when I eat barbecue at three o'clock in the middle of the night.

The stomach growled without warning, Ling Fei was speechless, and called the front desk, the little girl probably didn't bother to despise him, and directly said that the restaurant chef had dreamed of Erlidi, and there was instant noodles in the refrigerator in the room, let him make do with it Clubbing.Ling Fei sighed, and with a good attitude of "don't think the food is sour", he made a bowl of braised beef.

There are very few people online in the game, and the Temple of Fumo is deserted.While sucking the noodles, Ling Fei instructed the Lamborghini to fly to Obis.At this time, most of the players are in a daze, and it's best to squat and steal people.

Soon, Lamborghini hid near a small rock under a certain fortress in Orbis.The small map in the lower right corner is also very calm, only a few small red dots representing monsters walking around stiffly.

After eating a bowl of noodles, there was not a single Tianzu.

Ling Fei was very disappointed, and said in his heart that the players' schedules in this game are becoming more and more regular.

Bored, he just watched the world swiping the screen, and it turned out that there are really people who are not bored.

【World Channel】

Marry someone, marry me: Juicy Tao, I love you, I will be your nanny all my life, please marry me.

Marry someone, marry me: If you marry someone, don’t marry someone else, you must marry me~~Marry someone, marry me: I don’t want your dowry, I just want my girl, come in a carriage~~Marry you and I’ll jump into the river :roll!

Marry me, marry me: my heart can learn from the sun and the moon!

Marry you and I will jump into the river: the sun and the moon have no light.

Marry me, marry me: my heart can be proved by heaven and earth!

Marry you and I will jump into the river: The sky will collapse and the earth will sink.

Marry me, marry me: My heart is ashamed!

If I marry you, I will jump into the river: Thank you.

Marry me, marry me: I'm back from the ashes!

Marry you and I'll jump into the river: Fuck!

Ling Fei was so happy that he leaned forward and back together, and checked one by one, both of them were ten trumpets.Presumably, both of them have a large size, but at the moment they are just using the small size to swipe the screen, and looking at the name, it is basically a temporary idea. Who is serious about naming a large size like a couplet.

Xiaoyao: Sister Taozi, although Brother Locust is poor-looking, has poor skills, bad popularity, and bad reputation, but for the sake of his perseverance in scrolling the screen all night, you should at least give him a kiss.

Marry someone, marry me: Xiao Yao sister brother loves you TT

Marry you and I'll jump into the river: Yaoer, you see, his love is worthless.

If you marry someone, marry me: Tao Zi, I was wrong, very wrong, very special and extremely wrong, hold my thigh~~ I will jump into the river when I marry you: Kick.

If you marry someone, marry me: what a mouthful.

Marry you and I will jump into the river: PIA!

At that time, there were only dozens of demons online in the game, and those who hung up were counted, so the world was extremely quiet, as if they had deliberately made room for their flirting.Ling Fei looked at it, and came to the spirit of gossip.He checked the location and found that the two trumpets were both in Novice Village, so the next second, Lamborghini decisively teleported from the Temple of Fumo to Isshalken.

This is the place where novices were born, and trumpets before level ten must accept tasks to upgrade here.Ling Fei was still a rookie at the time, and he ran the map back and forth countless times.What about Adair Village, Munihal Forest, three-way intersection, shelter, etc., he was almost imprinted in his mind.At that time, I had no equipment and moved at a slow speed. I felt that this map could not be finished. Now I am wearing a high-end suit, and I can run fast. I also have a scroll to increase the movement speed. Running on the flat map of Novice Village is like flying.

In the end, Ling Fei found the reflection of a certain person in the clear water waves of Tuna Pule Lake.

Tuna Pulei Lake deserves to be the most beautiful place in Novice Village. In fact, if you look at the entire Mozu map, there are not many places where birds are singing and flowers are fragrant.Because the setting of the demons is cold and gloomy, the most common ones are tombs, ice fields and wilderness.

There is a tree full of pink flowers all year round in the center of Tunapre Lake. Its name is not marked in the game, but every time Lingfei looks at it, he thinks of the word Wishing Tree, and a picture of a beautiful woman standing in her head automatically The scene of devoutly praying under the tree is similar to the game animation.

Sister Taozi and Brother Locust were still flirting, and Ling Fei leaned too big to be too eye-catching, so he simply found a tree on the bank and watched from a distance.The shallow and transparent water is glowing with fluorescence. Under the tree in the water, two gray trumpets are sitting face to face, which has become a landscape in the eyes of Lamborghini.Because of the angle of view, the trumpet's face can't be seen clearly, the most eye-catching thing is their uniform names, marry me, marry me, marry you and I will jump into the river, heh, who will believe if they are not a couple?

Marry someone, marry me: Wife, you just follow me>_

Marry you and I will jump into the river: ...

Marry me, marry me: Hug your thighs!

Marry you and I will jump into the river: Kick and fly!

Ling Fei lifted the corner of his mouth to touch the lighter, and just after lighting a cigarette, he saw a discordant sentence pop out from the world.

Half a cigarette: idiot, peach is a ladyboy.

Ling Fei was stunned. For a long time, no one spoke on the World Channel.

Dead silence.

Ling Fei went to see the two little people in the lake, they were still the same, sitting facing each other, the wind was blowing the lake surface and their gray clothes, as if the rough waves in the world had nothing to do with them.

But how could it have nothing to do with it? It's just that the virtual three-dimensional characters can't express the emotions of the players behind them in the first place.

Marry me, marry me: who are you

Half a cigarette: I'm so bored, I'll remind you.

If you marry someone, marry me: Shit!

Half a cigarette: yes, good or bad.

If you marry someone, marry me: I’m in trouble, what the hell are you, I’m happy to chase after you, I’m happy to flirt by myself, as soon as I break the game, I don’t go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the formalities, you fucking control it Are you wearing it?

Half a cigarette and no more words.

If I marry you, I will jump into the river and go offline.

Under the huge wishing tree, there is only one left, marry me, and I sit alone. For some reason, Ling Fei always feels that the gray and chubby little man is a little at a loss.

Not long after, Marry, Marry and I also slowly disappeared and went offline.

The smoke burned to the end at some point, Ling Fei clamped it closer to the front, and his fingers were burned.He thinks that if you marry someone, you should marry me. It's quite right, it's just a broken game, it's really not worth the trouble.But the problem is, the trumpet that went off the assembly line first, the one that went off the assembly line last, and the half-cigarette that stopped abruptly and made no sound, I'm afraid they can't do it.

In fact, no matter whether it is a game or a life, if you put your heart into it, you will inevitably be emotionally affected, and if you think about it, then you'd better be heartless from the beginning.

Ling Fei felt that he had done a good job in this regard.

And Zhou Hang, so far no contact.

Facing the night in a daze, a familiar name popped up on World Channel.

Havoc in the Heavenly Palace: The girls in Dabancheng have all left, right? That brother came out to swipe the screen unkindly.Heiben has reached the final boss, one output short, speed support!Heiben has reached the final boss, one output short, speed support!Heiben has reached the final boss, one output short, speed support!Heiben has reached the final boss, one output short, speed support! ! ! ! ! ! ! !