Adventures of a middle-aged uncle

Hao was a little embarrassed: "I just glanced at it today, but I didn't remember a few."

"Try it, I have hallucinations in front of my eyes now." I looked at a woman in white standing with her back to us at the original exit. I just want to see what this woman looks like from the front.

He Hao recited the mantra silently, and obviously felt that the speed of the air flow accelerated, but in an instant, I began to exhale, as if the oxygen in the air was sucked out at once. I saw the fires of different colors blending together. The blue flames were originally It was emitted from the wall, and it transformed into a python spit out a core, and violently attacked the flames emitted by He Hao.

He Hao's flame was originally as small as a firefly, but after the python, it directly turned into a golden phoenix and devoured the python in one bite, killing it directly.The whole process took less than 1 minute, and the woman with her back to us had disappeared while looking at the door.

The door opened automatically, and He Hao and I went out together, only to find that the same room was still outside the door, and the previous corridor disappeared without a trace.

"He Hao, are you sure that Wang Chengxiao is a pervert with a high IQ, why do I think he is very, extremely naive." I couldn't help but start complaining, this is exactly the same setting as a short comic I read before, countless of the same The male protagonist drilled around in the house, eating the same food and doing the same thing.

If I haven't read the comics, I might think it's a bit scary, but for a veteran horror fan like me, this is a low-level version of the escape room.

"Old Li, I found that you have become more courageous." He Hao began to inspect the room which was decorated exactly the same.

"What I hate the most is the dark corridors, caves and stairs. I am an old man who is almost forty and I am not afraid of haunted houses."

"Is it really okay for you to analyze yourself like this, maybe Wang Chengxiao is listening."

"He must be listening, thinking of such an arrogant and arrogant pervert who likes to control everything the most, so what? Do I care? I don't care, anyway, I will live or die with him." I put my arms around my hips and stood upright.

"Lao Li, you must have been poisoned too deeply just now."

In normal times, I really don't have the guts to complain, but today Wang Chengxiao almost killed my daughter, I really don't know how to express the anger in my heart.

"No, I just think Wang Chengxiao is an extremely immature person. Do you know why this type of pervert is so immature? It is because of the lack of maternal love and no mother's greetings, so he can't feel safe in his heart, so he longs to gain by torturing others. Pleasure. In fact, it’s just a cub waiting to be fed. This kind of person doesn’t even know how to sort garbage.”

He Hao couldn't help laughing after listening to my analysis, and said to me: "I think your analysis is very reasonable. This room is surrounded by a room. I can't tell what kind of magic is used." He Hao opened the door. Through that door, I followed him into an identical room.

Then we went through three rooms and everything was the same.

He Hao sat on the chair and played with the ordinary knife and fork, making a complete copy, destroying all the furnishings in this room, and the next room is still exactly the same.In the end, this technique was used in the Five Elements.Could it be a gold system technique that has never been seen before?

"No, it should be an earth-type spell." I saw through He Hao's thoughts and blurted out my thoughts.

"Why do you think so?"

"Wood symbolizes vitality. If the first room is the trunk, then the rooms we pass through are like branches. There are many branches, but there is only one trunk."

He Hao thrust the knife in his hand into the dining table and said, "I know what to do, but, Lao Li, you have to hold your breath for a while."

He Hao used the most direct way to flood the western restaurant.All branches eventually return to the trunk, the trunk provides nutrients to the branches, and the branches provide photosynthesis to the trunk.So flooding with water is the most direct way. Following the water flow, we return to the original place.At this time, the door was opened, great, it was the corridor we came in.

Standing in the middle of the hall, Wang Chengxiao looked playfully at the drenched two of us and said, "It seems that the faucet in our western restaurant broke down in the middle of the night."

"Wang Chengxiao, your childish tricks are really not funny at all." He Hao stopped me for fear that I would jump directly.

"Li Ming, I thought you were just..." Wang Chengxiao stared at me, thinking about what words to use to describe it, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "Ant, just step on it and you will die. I didn't expect you to have a lot of vitality." Be tenacious, now that I have a high look at you, you are more like a cockroach."

"Hehe, I also originally thought that a person who is superior, has a degree from the highest school, and has an unattainable family and status should live a chic life, but you turned out to be a poor wretch who had no mother since childhood. You are worse than me."

Two men confront each other in the way of a woman's scolding. In my opinion, it would never happen before. To me, such a scolding happened to a big man, it's too shameful.

But after I finished speaking these words today, I can describe my feeling in one word as "cool", just like the feeling of drinking the first sip of Coke after a hot summer day, "it's really cool."

Wang Chengxiao kept nodding angrily, as if he agreed with what I said, suddenly he sneered, took out a small clay figure and said: "There are Tingting's ashes in it, I just need to throw it on the ground, my dear Tingting disappeared completely in a frenzy. I originally planned to return it to you in its entirety after the game is over, but it seems that there is no need for it now."

After finishing speaking, he let go of his hand, and He Hao used wood-type magic to grow branches on the ground to catch the little clay figurine, but Wang Chengxiao didn't mean it at all, so he directly summoned two skeletons from the ground, one facing He Hao and the other towards He Hao. with me.

He Hao only had the little clay figurine in his eyes, so the skeleton man got a chance to drag He Hao into his arms, and then the skull stopped on the spot and tied He Hao to death.

And I, who have no combat power, have long been hugged by this skeleton who has been dead for an unknown number of years. The last time I was hugged by someone, it seemed that I was hugged by He Hao.

Don't think about it anymore, the current hanging state is the result of Wang Chengxiao thinking that our posture is too stiff and ordering the skeleton man to adjust.

I was dangling in the air with one foot hanging from my old bones, and within a few moments my whole body was about to fall apart.

Wang Chengxiao sat on the high chair and poured himself a glass of red wine.After pecking a few times, he said slowly, "He Hao, in just two years, you will definitely be better than me in terms of technique, but now, um, I can teach you, starting from the most basic."

Countless little snakes climbed onto He Hao's body, biting He Hao's skin bit by bit, until the intact skin could not be seen, He Hao didn't cry out in pain.

"What are you coming towards me?" I shouted to Wang Chengxiao.

Wang Chengxiao said with a smile: "Hahaha, a cockroach dares to yell at me. It's too easy to trample you to death. I'm afraid I'll get my feet dirty. It seems that I'm not strong enough to fight you."

He walked up to He Hao and said, "This is the most basic spell of our Nakamura family. It's called Ten Thousand Snake Bone Erosion. You will definitely remember it once you experience it."

He Hao's consciousness was about to disappear, he shook his head violently to keep himself clear and said in a weak voice: "Wang Chengxiao, have you ever loved Tingting?"

The expression on Wang Chengxiao's face paused and he said, "I loved her, but you ruined her so simple a person, otherwise how could I let her die so badly, and I didn't let her go even if she was a ghost."

He Hao was holding back a fire, and the rope that tied him began to twitch crazily.

"Don't bother, since I tied you up there is a reason to tie you up." Wang Chengxiao explained in a good mood, and then walked up to me and said: "Cockroaches like this cannot be treated in a high-end way. identity."

I watched helplessly as Wang Chengxiao put on his white gloves, took out a delicate scalpel from his suit pants, and gently scratched my wrist, the blood in his veins began to flow out slowly.

After Wang Chengxiao finished everything, he sat on the high chair contentedly and looked at us dying with interest.

Due to the excessive blood loss, my consciousness began to be a little dizzy, and He Hao who was at the side remained silent no matter what kind of torture he was suffering.

Wang Chengxiao found a lighter for lighting from the kitchen of the western restaurant. It had a long metal head, and when it was lit, it made a crackling sound of electricity.

Crackling, came the smell of barbecue.

The water-avoiding sword in He Hao's ear rushed out and slashed straight at Wang Chengxiao.

Wang Chengxiao sneered and said, "It's really a broken sword, it just came out now." After speaking, he lifted the white tablecloth on the dining table and moved towards the water-proof sword cover.

The white tablecloth covered the Bishui sword, and the Bishui sword could not be pierced no matter how stabbed it was.

Wang Chengxiao grabbed the foot of the tablecloth and wrapped the water-proof sword tightly, shook his head and said, "I thought it would be very laborious. I didn't expect..." After speaking, he looked at the two of us with appreciation and said, "What a pity, I don’t have time to appreciate my final work, He Hao, thank you for your water-avoiding sword, I will take good care of it.” After speaking, he bowed to us and walked towards the door.

At this time, the western restaurant came in and met Wang Chengxiao directly.

"Long time no see, Nakamura Kana."

Tian Zheng stood at the door, wearing a straight black windbreaker, with an expressionless face.

Wang Chengxiao looked at her and turned to us and said, "Ryomi Nakamura, you came just in time. These two people helped me deal with it. I just thought they were hanging here, and it will affect customers coming to eat tomorrow." , and continued to walk outside the door.

Tian Zheng grabbed Wang Chengxiao and said, "Give me the water-avoiding sword in your hand, maybe I'm in a good mood, and I'll just knock you down halfway."

"What do you mean, don't you want to die?"

"It's because you don't want to die." After Tian Zheng finished speaking, he took out a delicate dagger from somewhere and stabbed Wang Chengxiao quickly without mercy.

Wang Chengxiao's face was full of surprise, but he still quickly dodged the attack, and immediately stepped back half a meter: "Ryomi Nakamura, I think you are crazy, you took the credit for me."

"You should realize now that my name is not Nakamura Ryomi, my surname is Fang, and my name is Fang Yuanzheng."

The author has something to say:

The more I write to the back, the more I understand that these characters actually had a doomed ending from the beginning.

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