Ye Yang Guixiu

Say hello, "Mom, Dad...good morning."

Song's mother and Song's father looked at each other strangely, and Song's mother said, "Son, are you dissatisfied with desire?"

"Puff... cough cough cough..." Song Yu sprayed directly, "Mom, are you my mother?"

Snapped!Mother Song rolled her eyes and slapped Song Yu hard on the head, "I am not your mother!"

"Yes, you are my mother, my own mother."

"Poor mouth!" Song Yun was slapped again.

After a night of deliberation, the old couple of the Song family decided to change their son's sexual orientation humanely and kindly. Although male-male love is very popular now, their biggest goal now is to have a grandson, and they can't marry their son out .

The next day, Mother Song lifted Song Yun off the bed.

After returning home, he doesn’t have to worry about going to work and other issues. Coupled with some depressive factors, Song Yun plays decadently, plays computer games until midnight every day, and sleeps until the sun rises during the day. Now he is awakened by Song’s mother, squinting a pair of fox eyes, Confused, "Mother, what did you wake me up for, I'm so sleepy."

"Who keeps you up at night."

"computer."

"Still talkative, get up, I'm going to visit relatives at your grandma's house today."

"Well? Why?"

"You little heartless, thanks to your grandma loving you so much, today is her 75th birthday, didn't I tell you the day before yesterday?"

"Oh, Mom, I don't have any clothes on when you go out." Going to grandma's house is a must. Song Yun closed his eyes and got up from the bed. The decadent life of these days has not been practiced, but the skill of putting on clothes with eyes closed The practice is perfect.

Mother Song's natal home is in Shangyuan Village, and it takes half an hour by bicycle to get there.

Although Song Yun's grandma is not the oldest in the village, she has a very high seniority. Many middle-aged people in the forties and fifties in the village call her aunt, so the banquet was held on a street, and basically everyone in the village They're all here for dinner.The Song family sat on the chair. Although Grandma Song was over seventy years old, she was in good health and spirited.Among the grandchildren, Grandma Song loves Song Yun the most, all thanks to his cuteness when he was a child.

Grandma Song took Song Yun's hand to greet him, which made the other peers beside her envious.In front of so many people, Song Yun naturally put on the protective clothing he had practiced outside, with a cold face, and only when he was talking to Grandma Song would he return to the earth.His appearance gives people a noble look, and everyone (of the same generation) is not ashamed.

A beautiful girl sitting next to his aunt asked with a smile, "Cousin Song, I heard that you work as a forensic doctor. Is it disgusting to be with the dead every day?"

"It's not as disgusting as being disgusting to you." Sensing the malice, Song Yun automatically turned into a poisonous tongue mode.

"You..." The girl's face was instantly livid.

"Who are you?" Song Yun asked innocently.

"..." The girl was so angry that she couldn't speak this time.

The adults have always ignored the fights of the younger generation, because they also came here when they were young, this is their family's custom, and Mother Song is the leader of their generation.

Song's mother was very happy that her son had the upper hand, but she did not forget that the main purpose of coming this time was to find a wife for her son.

She smiled and patted her son on the shoulder, "This is from your aunt's house. You used to play together when you were young."

"...She is the snotty girl who didn't care about hygiene when she was a child." Song Yun said lightly.

"Mom!" Zhang Yin was so angry that she tugged on her mother's sleeve and refused.

Song Yun's aunt squinted her eyes and said, "Does Yunyun still wear girl's clothes now? Xiaoyin brought a lot of beautiful clothes this time, how about giving you a set?"

Song Yun's brows twitched, because he was exquisite when he was a child, so Song's mother and his grandma always dressed him up as a girl, and often took him out to show off, he was a stain on his life.

Zhang Yin smiled proudly.

"I believe I look much prettier than my cousin." Song Yun gritted his teeth.

"You said I'm not pretty?!" Zhang Yin said angrily.

"You said it yourself, I didn't say it."

Everyone came and went, not giving in to each other, full of gunpowder smoke, but the atmosphere at the banquet was also very active. Grandma Song squinted a pair of fox eyes exactly like Song Yun, and the corners of her mouth slightly raised.

Zhang Yin couldn't understand Song Yun, and Song Yun didn't like Zhang Yin either. When Zhang Yin asked who was the most daring in the competition, Song Yun was bored, wanted to relax and not be so decadent, and wanted to dampen Zhang Yin's spirit. He agreed.

Song's mother and Song's father were very happy that Song Yun was going to hang out with Zhang Yin and her classmates. They packed their things and sent their son out of the house, wishing that their son would start an adultery with some girl immediately.

"Mom, you want to drive your son out so much." Song Yun stood at the door of the house and said helplessly.

"No, let's go now."

"...Mom, you are talking nonsense with your eyes open. Okay, I'm leaving."

Seeing Song Yun turning around to leave, Song's mother stopped him and said, "Son, if you see a suitable girlfriend."

"Okay, let's go."

When they arrived at the meeting place, Zhang Yin and her three classmates had already arrived.Zhang Yin took Song Yun's arm and proudly said, "This is my cousin."

Song Yun felt strange about Zhang Yin's attitude. Didn't her girl hate him very much? Why was she so proud when introducing it to her friends? This girl is not sick.

"Hello, my name is Song Yun."

"Hello, my name is Wang Jing." The girl said heartily.

"I am Zhang Zhang." The man in black clothes said coldly.

Hearing this, Song Yun's body shook. Although he knew that this charter was not made by others, the influence of this name on him was huge.He held back his nerves and shook hands with him, hello.

The last handsome man looked Song Yun up and down, and said nonchalantly, "I'm in Changchun, you can call me Brother Chun."

A pair of slender claws touched Song Yun's body, and his movements seemed to be indecent. If this person was not Zhang Yin's classmate, his fist would have passed by long ago.

Chun-ge let go, squinted his chin, and said meaningfully: "The bone weighs 56 yuan. This character is based on etiquette and righteousness. The whole body is full of blessings. You can spend all the sweets, sours, bitters, and hots. The source of wealth is stable and abundant."

Song Yun looked at Zhang Yin, and Zhang Yin said, "Brother Chun is just a trickster, you don't have to pay attention to him."

He waved his hand and greeted everyone to go to the station.

Chun-brother suddenly jumped to Song Yun's side and said, "You have been moving around recently, but the god of mildew is also patronizing you, you have to be careful..."

"What do you mean?"

"It's a secret...Ah! What are you doing!" Chun-brother was dragged aside by Zhang Zhang by his collar.

"You're verbose."

"You're just the deacon that my father found for me. You don't even care what I say." Chun-ge frowned.

"It's noisy, shut up."

"You bastard plus a third-level idiot wood, I curse you that you will never be able to touch a woman in your life! @#￥%..."

Seeing this, Song Yun decided to keep what Brother Chun said just now.

At first, Zhang Yin wanted to frustrate this vicious cousin, but as the saying goes, if you don’t fight, you don’t know each other. Gradually, you have a good impression of this handsome and wealthy cool cousin. This time it’s not so much about courage as it is. It's everyone going out for a donkey trip together.

After being tossed by train and plane, everyone came to Tianshan Mountain.

In the evening, sitting on the bus, outside the car is the desolate Gobi, the bright and huge moon, looking at this scene, I always feel that my heart is quite open, and my cognition has a kind of sublimation.

Arriving at the destination at midnight, everyone set up their tents.It was supposed to be bedtime, but everyone was in high spirits and decided to explore nearby.

"How about going to the lonely tomb?" Wang Jing suggested.

"Okay." Brother Chun raised his hands in agreement.

Zhang Zhang lowered his head and approached, and whispered in Brother Chun's ear: "You have the physique of attracting ghosts, aren't you afraid of being taken away by evil spirits?"

His ears became hot from Zhang Zhang's breath, Chun-bro covered his ears, took a step back, and gave him a blank look, "I'm a master."

"..." The charter despises it.

"What kind of eyes do you have?!" Brother Chun frowned again.

……

"That... I said that the two of them are having an affair, but you still don't believe me." Wang Jing touched Zhang Yin and showed her the interaction between Zhang Cheng and Brother Chun, smiling obscenely.

"Really, who do you think will go up and down?"

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24, 24 Song Yun ([-])...

It must be the rules, Bingshan Loyal Dog Gong VS Awkward and Irritable Shou! "

"Why do I think it will be a weak attack and strong acceptance?"

"Don't go against my CP!"

"Weak attack and strong receiving is the kingly way..."

"Your kingly sister!"

Wang Jing and Zhang Yin were fighting there, Zhang Zhang was flirting with Chun-ge, and Song Yun was the only one left, who was leading the way as if floating in front, without thinking about anything, and walked as soon as he could, until he heard each other's ups and downs. He stopped calling.Turning around, he was about to ask other people if they had gone the wrong way, but he was shocked when he found that there was no one behind him.

"Zhang Yin, Wang Jing... Zhang Cheng and Chun-brother..." At first he thought that Zhang Yin's girl was playing tricks on him, and the conflict between the two of them was deep.But later he found out that this was not the case. He encountered something like... a ghost hit a wall, as long as he walked back, no matter how he walked, he could only go back to the original place in the end, which is really unlucky.

He squatted on the ground, drawing circles, thinking that he might be able to walk back until dawn.

There was a rustling sound next to his ear, and when he looked up, Song Yun froze immediately. There were more than a dozen pairs of green eyes in front of him, staring at him covetously.He jumped up and ran. If he didn't run at this time, it would be better to wait. If he ran a step slower, he might be eaten by wolves.

Where two legs could run faster than four, he was thrown to the ground by the wolf in a short while, with severe pain in his shoulder and two legs at the same time, and Song Yun screamed. Fuck, the pain made Song Yun unable to bear cursing, it seemed that he was going to finish playing today.

The blood is lost, the body is getting colder and colder,