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Wujo Satoru never thought that he would hear such words from Qianli's mouth, and he even answered quite naturally, and he seemed to be confident.

The question is, is this something that can be confidently said to be "normal"?

Nakahara on the side was also stunned, not even staring at Xia Youjie, his eyes were looking at Qianli from the half body exposed behind Oda Sakunosuke, and finally...Looked at Osamu Dazai.

"Dazai."

He looks bad.

"Did you do something?"

Something is abnormal, doubting Dazai is right!

Although I suspect the laboratory, why do you feel that you Dazai did not do anything good?

"Chuya, what do you think I can do to her?"

Osamu Dazai, who was stared at by several people with "perverted" eyes, was expressionless.

"I don't need such low-level methods."

Why do you all come to doubt him?He obviously just put in a bug!It was released because she was afraid of something happening to her. Why did you say that I was the culprit? ?

"That... have you misunderstood something again?"

Seeing the strange atmosphere among the group of people, Chisato thought back to the conversation he heard after he came out with Oda Saku and Dazai, and there seemed to be nothing wrong.

Isn't it Xia Youjie who asked how he found it, and Dazai answered him about the bug?How can you say that the atmosphere is so tense?

Is it so unacceptable for Dazai to release the bug?But is it normal to watch Oda work?

Thinking of this, Chisato tugged on Oda Sakunosuke's sleeve and asked in doubt.

"Odasaku, Dazai's bug...is it normal?"

"For Dazai, there must be his reasons."

For the mafia, although it is a violent organization, the bug locator is really easy to get, not to mention that he was a killer once, so this kind of thing is more familiar.

Oda Sakunosuke made an old father voice, and was quite used to it.

"I believe Dazai would not do such a thing for no reason."

After all, Dazai is also a good boy, isn't he?

Chisato, who received Oda Sakunosuke's answer, nodded in agreement, adding to this impression.

"Indeed, Dazai is very gentle."

Zhongyuan Zhong also listened to Qianli's two words describing Dazai, and slowly typed a bunch of question marks.

What the hell?What kindness?Is this a word that can be used to describe Dazai?If he is gentle? There is nothing in the world that is not gentle. Qianli, have you really not been harmed by the mackerel? ? ?

"So, Wu."

Xia Youjie silently looked at Wujo Wu.

"Now are you sure that the people around her are okay?"

Look at that red hair!He was shamelessly brainwashing in public!

Gojo Satoru raised one hand to cover his forehead, and once again had the idea of ​​simply abducting Qianli to his home for normal education that he had given up before.

Not only does there seem to be something wrong with this Oda Sakunosuke, but there are always strange people around Chisato.

"In short, no matter how you think about it, it's impossible for people to get your turn."

Gojo Satoru took a deep breath and brought the topic back to the original "topic".

"And if you have time to talk, you might as well think about the consequences of being caught by me later."

After a few words, there was another fight here, but everything had nothing to do with Qianli.

Because she boarded the helicopter with Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke, and was even led by Noctua Masamichi to the famous high school of conjuration.

Even, the reason for Noctuid's righteous way is quite serious.

"Get to know the knowledge about curse spirits, you can try the spell tools that are specially used for curse spirits, and even as the principal, he can also gift us with friendly and fun curse skeletons for self-defense."

Want to ask him why he did this?Of course it's for - signing! (shock——)

From the very beginning, he knew that he was here to rescue [Teacher Qianli]. Although Qianli's age is indeed surprising, Gojo Satoru would not have lied to him about this kind of thing.

But it’s really unbelievable, so it turns out that this is the reason why Teacher Qianli’s information is mysterious and never shows up?Because of my age, there has been no news about it.

No, it may have happened long ago, but if it is not certain, no one can believe that the teacher Qianli who has written so many in-depth works is actually a child in his teens!

"Principal, your current expression is like that of a salty uncle peeping at beautiful girls on the street."

At some point, Gojo Satoru appeared behind Ye Mo Zhengdao, complaining openly.

"Even if you are a fan of Qianli, you should restrain yourself a little bit."

"I'm mentally preparing myself!"

What kind of wet uncle peeping at beautiful girls?He was obviously thinking about normal things!

"Mental preparation?"

Gojo Satoru looked up and down Noctua Zhengdao, and questioned his soul.

"Can't you accept that the author you like is a child?"

"No, that's not the question... ok."

Ye Mozheng wiped his face and explained to himself.

"I'm already accepting, and now the most important thing is something else!"

"what's up?"

"Sign it!"

Ye Mozheng took out two books on the right path, with a very serious face, looking at the books as if he was looking at some century-old problem.

"You said that if I want to sign the teacher now, should I sign it on "To Live"? Or should I sign it on "Ghost"?"

Wutiaowu: "..."

This man is hopeless...

He looked away without saying a word, and decisively opened the door and walked into the house.

At this time, apart from Chisato, only Oda Sakunosuke was in the room, and Nakahara Nakaya was taken away by a helicopter by Osamu Dazai.And Xia Youjie managed to run away with his fainted subordinates because of some spell powers.

But after destroying the opponent's base camp, the most important thing is that Qianliren was rescued, and it was confirmed that Xia Youjie would not do anything again.

"Thousands of miles—"

Gojo Satoru didn't mean to help the principal hide it at all.

"The principal is a fan of your book and wants your autograph."

Night Moth said rightly:! ! !

Can't you be more tactful!

"Huh? My book fan?"

Qianli was obviously taken aback, and looked blankly at Noctua Zhengdao behind the door. After studying Noctuma Zhengdao, who was already an uncle, he stood up straight, seemingly normal, but actually walked into the room with the same hands and feet, trying to reveal the truth of his life. Kindest smile.

However, this kind of smile appeared on the face of an always serious uncle wearing sunglasses, which only made people feel... that this person had bad intentions.

Not to mention that his always expressionless face made the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, making him extremely stiff.

"I read all of the teacher's books."

In order to keep the height consistent, Ye Mozheng squatted in front of Qianli, with the two books he hesitated just now in his hand.

"The teacher's article is very good, the content is wonderful, and it is thought-provoking!"

"Ah...that..."

Suddenly changing from a reliable and serious uncle to his own book fan, and even a "teacher", Qianli froze in place, subconsciously wanted to back up, and stopped after a shudder.

"Am I getting too close?"

Visible to the naked eye, the breath around Noctua Zhengdao's body was a little sluggish, and people began to rub back.

"No, it's not Mr. Principal's problem!"

Qianli quickly explained.

"I have less contact with book fans, and I haven't gotten used to it yet."

The only thing she has faced directly is Asakawa Hayato's blowing, and the others are only felt a little when she reads the reviews on the Internet.

"Well, should I say..."

She smiled carefully, and there seemed to be a bright light in her golden eyes.

"Thank you... like?"

Night Moth said rightly: "..."

Oops, it feels like an angel!

He had exhausted all his strength to keep his excitement from showing, still looking calm and dependable, and then...he took out a pen with a deep and firm voice.

"Teacher, can I sign it!"

"Can, can."

After Qianli took the pen, he watched Ye Mo Zhengdao holding "To Live" in his left hand and "Ghost" in his right hand, frowning tightly, looking extremely tangled.

"Mr. Principal?"

Under Qianli's inquiry, Ye Mo Zhengdao tightened his hand holding the book, and handed over the "To Live" in his left hand with difficulty.

Farewell, Ghost.It's not that I'm too entangled, but that "To Live"...is more hopeful!

Qianli lowered his head and was about to write, when he paused suddenly, thinking that the other party was also involved in rescuing him, he raised his head and asked again.

"Need to write something else?"

Night Moth said rightly:! ! !

Is the treatment so good!

Ye Mozheng immediately regained his energy. He rubbed his hands, and various suitable words flashed through his mind.

"...Is this enough? Well, okay, then the name of Mr. Principal... Ah, Ye-e-zheng-dao, okay, then that's it."

Qianli even wrote the name of the other party on purpose, "Send Noctua to the right way" if he followed the Noctua's righteous way.

When Noctua Zhengdao took over the autograph book, his steady hand trembled slightly because of excitement.

What's this?This is the unique signature of Teacher Qianli in the world + the blessing and the signature of his name!

At this time, a few people suddenly came in outside the door, the leader was the girl Zenyuan Maki.

"Teacher Wujo, today...huh?"

She paused, looking at the scene in the room that seemed to be not right, and fell into doubt.

Why do you feel that the principal... is a little excited?What is he doing with the book?Still in your arms?And who is that little girl and youth?Could it be a new student?

It looks... a little small.

"Ah, you are back."

Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows and waved at the three students. He quickly came to Qianli's side, squeezed away Ye Mo Zhengdao, and smiled wickedly at them.

"You never know who she is, do you?"

Zenyuan Maki: "..."

Dog Curly Thorn: "..."

Fat Da: "..."

Wutiao teacher, can you be a little more boring?

The three of them faced Gojo Satoru with exactly the same expressionless faces, without any intention of following suit.

No reason, it's because the opponent has too many previous convictions.

Too much!

"Oh—why don't you cooperate with the teacher at all?"

Gojo Satoru dragged his voice regretfully.

"The teacher also took a lot of effort to invite this long-awaited existence to the magic school, but the students didn't expect it at all."

Zenin Maki felt a bit of a toothache.

Looking at this age, I can't tell who it is. Could it be some big magician?But never heard of it?

Long awaited?What are you looking forward to?

"It's your favorite Qianli."

Seeing the three of them falling into confusion, Gojo Satoru squatted down and put one hand on Qianli's shoulder and patted it happily, announcing the details.

"Fighting wits and bravery for the teacher and the kidnappers, it's hard to invite Qianlilai's conjuration college after it's done~"

Zenyuan Maki:! ! !

Dog curly spine:! ! !

Panda:! ! !

Thousands of miles?Is it the thousand miles we thought?Wutiao teacher, you are not lying to us, are you? !

Subconsciously, the first reaction of the three people was suspicion. They first looked at Gojo Wu's bright smiling face, then at Qianli who was a little embarrassed, and finally fixed their eyes on the principal Ye Mo Zhengdao.

"headmaster?"

In any case, the principal is still reliable, and he will not join forces with Mr. Wutiao!

however……

Their upright, serious and reliable principal was still holding a book firmly, and nodded to them quite firmly.

"Let me introduce, this is Teacher Qianli."

"what?"

Zenyuan Maki held her breath in her throat, and her whole body trembled, staring at the headmaster's face.

The principal is serious!Since the headmaster said so, then...

The three of them looked at each other, and then...resolutely rushed to Qianli.

"Teacher Qianli!"

Chanyuan Maki immediately stopped in front of Qianli, held Qianli's hand without hesitation, and spoke solemnly.

"Can you sign me, please?"

The dog Curly Thorn, who was a step behind him, also made a sonorous and forceful voice of approval.

"Salmon!"

"And me and me!"

Pang Panda, who was in the shape of a panda, couldn't squeeze any closer. He could only wave his hands around and make the sound of wanting to sign.

The principal can't lie!So although the age is very surprising, it would be a fool not to rush!

"Signature...ah, no problem."

Suddenly surrounded by strange and enthusiastic fans, Qianli felt that he wanted to retreat again.She resisted the feeling of backing away, raised the pen in her hand that had just signed Noctua Moth Zhengdao, and asked.

"Thank you very much for your likes, where do I need to sign?"

"Fat Da!"

"understand!"

Zenyuan Maki stretched out her hand, and Pang Da in the back took out three books from nowhere, picked up the top two books and handed them to Zenyuan Maki and Gou Juanji.

Qianli:? ? ?

Thinking back to Nanako and Mimiko before, he couldn't help but look at Noctua Masamichi who was still holding the signed book, and finally stared at the three brand new books, his eyes gradually became strange.

Here... are book fans so crazy?What Nanako and Mimiko said turned out to be true!Book fans here actually like to carry novels with them? !

What if you like several writers?Do you have a few books with you?

Thinking wildly in his heart, Qianli would still sign the three students one by one, feeling quite magical in his heart.

How come there is a feeling that you can meet book fans everywhere?

After the third signature was written, Qianli looked at the cute face in front of him who was trying to make himself a little lower, but as a two-meter-tall panda, he couldn't be much shorter.

"Hi, you're Panda... aren't you?"

Pang Da, who had just received the autograph book, was shocked and replied immediately.

"Yes! Teacher Qianli, what's the matter!"

If it wasn't for his efforts to suppress it, all the hairs on his body would have exploded at this moment.

This is my favorite author talking to me!

"Excuse me, are you... is there someone in there? Or is it just a panda or something... has become a spirit?"

"No no no, no one!"

Under the joint explanation of Ye Mo Zhengdao and Pang Da, Qianli understood that the other party was a mutated species produced when Noctu Moth Zhengdao made the spell skeleton.

Isn't it better not to be human!

"Can I touch you, please?"

It's a panda!It's a panda!She has never seen a real giant panda in her life, let alone one that looks like a sperm. Although it is probably made of cotton, it is still a panda!

No one can refuse to roll!

Qianli glanced at the other person's body greedily, feeling a little embarrassed.

"My request is a little too much, if you don't like it..."

"Touch whatever you want!"

Pang Da agreed to Qian Li's words without hesitation. The smile on the panda's face was extremely bright. Qian Li didn't mean too much, but politely touched the other's furry hands and soft stomach. , I want to withdraw my hand.

Then, the panda automatically lowered its head and put its ears in front of her.

"it does not matter."

He strongly recommends himself, and his mouth is full of tiger and wolf words in the eyes of others.

"I'm very soft, I can touch my body casually!"

Pang Da was about to go crazy with joy in his heart, trying to keep himself from smiling too exaggeratedly.

This wave is a furry victory!

Nonsense, isn't the cotton inside soft?It's a matter of calling the police if someone else comes here!

Zenyuan Maki and Gou Juanji looked at each other, seeing the same thought in each other's eyes.

She even seduced Teacher Qianli with furry hair!When you go back, grab Panda and lick it again!

Although Pang Da himself said to lie flat and let go, Qianli did not go too far, and let go of his hand after rubbing a few more times, sincerely thank you.

"Teacher Qianli wants to touch more... ah poof—"

Before Pan Da could finish speaking, a heavy blow on the back suddenly interrupted his words, and the culprit Zenyuan Maki withdrew his hand and spoke through gritted teeth.

"Watch your words."

Fat Da: "..."

Don't be so sour as to hit such a ruthless hand!

"Okay, okay, I want my signature too, so there's nothing wrong with it."

Gojo Satoru stood up and patted Panda on the shoulder.

Not to mention, it's really soft, no wonder Qianli wants to touch it.

"Everyone should remember not to reveal Qianli's true identity."

As he spoke, he pushed the three people out of the room, and at the moment before closing the door, he did not forget to put his index finger up in front of his mouth, and repeated it again.

"Absolutely, absolutely not to disclose."

Immediately, the door was tightly shut.

The three of them looked at each other, knowing what to do.

Indeed, such age exposure is really not a good thing for Teacher Qianli.

but……

"Panda."

The smile on Chanyuan Maki's face brought a chill down Panda's heart.

"You're soft, aren't you? It's easy to touch, isn't it? Feel free to touch, isn't it? You even offered to touch your ears, right?"

"Salmon!!!"

"Wait, what are you guys doing!!"

The "lively" voices outside the house gradually faded away, and the house returned to silence... No, it was not quiet either.

"Now, let's get down to business!"

Gojo Satoru pressed Qianli on the chair, and pulled another chair across from Qianli, as if he wanted to have a long talk.

Qianli blinked, not realizing the seriousness of the matter.

"Mr. Wujo, tell me."

"So you still don't call me Wujo-sensei now!"

As soon as he heard the address of "Mr. Gojo", the serious aura that Gojo Satoru had accumulated just now disappeared instantly.

"What's the relationship between the two of us? Don't say that Mr. Wutiao should at least have a more intimate name!"

Qianli: "..."

Ah, indeed, they have come to save me again.

"That……"

After holding back for a long time, Qianli finally came up with a title.

"Five...jun?"

Gojo Satoru lost expression on his face.

"Small, thousand, li, ah!"

The few words he said were cadenced, which made Qianli feel guilty, and changed the wording again.

"The five? Without the last one?"

The air suddenly became quiet, Chisato could feel Gojo Satoru's eyes staring at her all the time, making her subconsciously grab one of Oda Sakunosuke's sleeves.

The next second, her hand was clenched by the opponent's.

"nothing."

The warmth that belonged to Oda Sakunosuke spread from the palm of his hand little by little, and the other party's extremely familiar voice was next to his ear.

"Senri and Gojo-kun are friends, aren't they?"

Qianli: "..."

But I don't even know what kind of relationship I have with him!

The girl's expression was full of embarrassment, and her body subconsciously approached Oda Sakunosuke, even the movement of grabbing the opponent's sleeve was full of anxiety, and there was a daze and bewilderment in the golden eyes, like... no, it was just a big change lost cubs.

——Even after being found, he was still full of uneasiness, so he became more dependent on the guardian.

After a while, Gojo Satoru sighed.

"Forget it, let's have five."

His voice was full of vicissitudes.

"Who made me Gojo Satoru a soft-hearted person?"

Noctua Zhengdao slowly put out a question mark.

Are you soft-hearted?

"First, let's educate on a very big problem."

Gojo Satoru clapped his hands, his voice became serious.

"A question about your general knowledge about Qianli."

Qianli:? ? ?

"Common sense? What common sense?"

Isn't common sense normal?Is there any unknown new common sense here?Or is it because she is not Japanese, so there is some common sense that Japanese people know that she doesn't know?

"Bug."

Gojo Satoru said the answer directly.

"Even if this kind of thing is an obedient and good child, he will never think that it is normal for him to have this kind of thing."

Qian Li reacted instantly and explained to Osamu Dazai.

"You mean Dazai, right? Dazai is fine. He, it's different."

Dazai, who is that?That's someone who eavesdrops and unlocks like eating and drinking. He puts in a bug, and it's just like the normal phenomenon of the sun rising from the east.

Listening to Chisato's explanation to Osamu Dazai, Gojo Satoru moved the chair, put the back of the chair in front, put his arms on the top of the back of the chair, and questioned.

"How is he different?"

"I knew what kind of person Dazai was from the first day I met him."

So don't worry, she knows how dangerous she is to Osamu Dazai!

Qianli spoke without hesitation, his words were extremely sincere.

"Actually, he let go of the bug when we first met, but he didn't let it go later. This time, he did it for some reason, only twice in total, which is very rare, and it's also fortunate that he put the bug this time. I can be saved."

Then you are quite happy?

Gojo Satoru's expression became indescribable.

Twice is a small number, how many times have you been released this kind of thing before? ? ?