[Thunderbolt] Your sister

Men should marry, women should marry.

You - that's right, it's you, Feng Qianxue.

Don't think that if you practice both Confucianism and Taoism, you don't need a blind date.

Don't think that you don't have to marry because you have a golden job and a high income.

The three aunts and six women from all walks of life have been boiling for a long time.

It's a waste of youth if people don't date each other!

Go on a blind date, girl!

Feng Qianxue: ...Can I refuse?

Mu Shaoai: Huhu, I'm sorry, it doesn't seem to work.

Bo Hanbo: Ha, maybe you will meet someone with predestined relationship, why resist like this.

Lonely Que: That's right, maybe seeing you get married, Yu Zai will figure it out, so you will have a sister-in-law soon.

Feng Qianxue (gazing sharply): It is extremely unreliable for a group of old bachelors to be matchmakers. I seriously doubt it.

Crowd: ...

Lonely Que: Hey, this sentence hits a lot, doesn't it? !Yuzai, you don't even say a word about her.

Yuzai: Let her do it, as long as she likes it.

Lonely Que: Hey...

The author messed up: I'm all ready, let's go on stage, girl!

(Qianxue is pushed and shoved by the crowd into the waiting area of ​​the Do Not Disturb if you are not X)

Sankoujian: Ahem, hello, audience friends, welcome to this episode of Don’t Disturb If You Are X, and I am the host Sankoujian.This column is sponsored by Feiyu Trading Group. If you have any comments or suggestions on our program, please participate in the discussion through SMS and Weibo.Now let's invite today's female guests to come on stage~~

Feng Qianxue (expressionless): Hello, everyone.

Three Swords: Wow, what a cool female guest, please introduce yourself first.

Feng Qianxue: How can An introduce?

Three Swords: Well, it’s about your personal situation, occupation, job, hobbies and so on.

Feng Qianxue: Understood.My name is Feng Qianxue, and my occupation is the special assistant of the Confucian dragon head, the consultant of Xuanzong's financial department, and the second chairman of a certain trading group.Hobbies... are practicing martial arts and making money, and my hobbies are watching my brother beat crazy dragons. (Heart: Fuck me, why would Mao want to participate in this kind of event, so stupid as hell)

Three Swords: ... Uh, it's really a special hobby.Ahem, but the career of the female guest is really enviable!Did the male guests present feel the pressure?Haha, come on, let the female guests choose an attractive male guest.

Feng Qianxue: ...I have a question.

Three Swords: Please tell me.

Feng Qianxue: Why did even the alien world come here?

Three Swords: Yeah~~~ There are also many young men of marriageable age in the Alien Demon Realm. Our program is aimed at all hardships. Of course, those of the right age are also welcome to participate~~~

Feng Qianxue: What about the ones that already have owners? !

Three Swords: It can be used as an option before getting married, Miss Feng, you need to be open-minded.

Feng Qianxue: Well, I have fully understood the insanity of this show. (click random)

Three Swords: Huh! ! ! !It's so random, it's rare.Let me see... ah, it's this one?Um, ok, let's move on.Ladies and gentlemen, please turn on the lights.

BIU~~~BIU~~~

Three swords: It seems that the female guests responded well, and only three of them were extinguished.We ask a few male guests to share their thoughts.

Nameless: ...the income gap is too big.

Qian Liuying: My father has conflicts with her.

Three Swords: Haha, there are many conflicts with the leader, and she is not the only one.OK, next up is the VCR.

(Great exposure of Feng Qianxue's daily life - Confucian school life at work, drinking tea, playing the piano, running errands, martial arts clips, family situation, social circle, etc.)

Three Swords: Please turn on the lights.

BIU~~BIU~~~BIU~~~

Three Swords: Three swords have been destroyed.Miss Feng is the first female guest who has been expressionless from the beginning to now but still keeps all the male guests interested.Um? Male guest No. 2 is going to speak.

Teng Xie Lang: Woman, when will you fight me with all your strength? !

Feng Qianxue: ...

Three Swords: Is male guest No. 2 prone to domestic violence? !

Feng Qianxue: Personal grievances, ignore him.

Xiao: Why are the lights on and off?Why should I come to this event?What is Do Not Disturb If You Are X?

Feng Qianxue: I also want to know why even you are here.Be good, turn off the lights and go back to eat.

Xiao: Mu Shaoai asked me to keep the lights on until the end.

Feng Qianxue: (Mu Shaoai, I'll settle the score with you when I get down!!!)

Yan Guiren: I will also shine until the end.

Feng Qianxue: What are you doing here! ! !When the west wind is dead! ! !

Yan Guiren: Xifeng wants me to support you to the end.

Feng Qianxue: (I really lost to you...)

Three Swords: Alright, let's look at the second VCR.

(Yu Renfei: ... Qianxue is fine.

Mu Shaoai: Rich and capable, she is also very independent and self-reliant, she is a lovely optimistic girl.

Xifeng: Straightforward and straightforward, I mean it.

Yan Qingcheng: Miss Qianxue is kind to me.

Zhu Hen: Ask me?Hmm...a pretty girl.

Ah Jiu: Sister Qianxue cooks delicious food!

Yu Wan'er: Qianxue is the driving force behind my wealth!

Mo Chenyin: She is tenacious and works hard. Both Zheshan and I admire her very much.

Cuishanxing: An expert in financial management, I hope she will come to Tianbo Haomiao more often when she is free. I have a lot of things for her to refer to.

Yin Qiujun: Don't gossip, do you really refuse to work in Xuanqiao?

Shulou Longsu: (Smoking hookah) Huh?The gorgeous and unparalleled Confucian world is full of talents.Feng Qianxue is a Dharma protector, why should she be reduced to Shangfei X Do Not Disturb?Impression of her?Work efficiently, willing to use brains.I don't care about her sneaking out to do volunteer work for Xuanzong.

Kuanglong: Woooooo~~~~~Feng Qianxue, woooooo...hehe, hahahaha...you can't leave little sun behind~!How nice the little sun is! ! !Choose him choose him! ! !woo woo woo woo~~~~

Bo Zangzhu: ...She has always been determined.

Kuanglong: I don't care, of course the woman in the Pit of Sin must marry the person in the Pit of Sin!

Breaking the mystery: Boss, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

Kuanglong: What's wrong with the grass beside the nest!Woohoo~~~ Tell me, the grass beside the nest can't do it...

Bo Zangzhu: The culprit, calm down. )

BIU~~BIU~~~BIU~~BIU~~

Three Swords: I wonder how many people were scared away by those behind...

Feng Qianxue: This time, I am grateful to him for playing Xiao.

Three Swords: A male guest asked a question.

Teng Xie Lang: Forgive me——!

Shesheng Tongzi: ... How are you getting along with your elder brother?

Teng Xie Lang: Brother~~~

Feng Qianxue: We get along very well, the relationship is good.

Shesheng Tongzi: Hmm...

Feng Qianxue: It's a pity that my eldest brother is too introverted, and occasionally it will be very hard to get along with him.Your elder brother is famously lively in the three realms, it would be great if he neutralized it.

She Sheng Tongzi: ... I feel the same way.

Teng Xie Lang: Hello!

Three swords: The male guest No. 4 and the female guest seem to have reached a tacit understanding to some extent...

(Out of stage.

Chi Yunran: This is not good.

Bai Xuepiao: Dao and devil are incompatible.

Cang (making tea calmly): Read on.

Zhu Wu: I have an impression of this girl. She has good strength, good looks and personality, and she is well-matched enough.

Cuishanxing: Qianxue might not like him.

Zhu Wu: Is there anything my son is not good enough for her?

Yin Qiujun: Ha.

Zhu Wu: Zijingyi, what are you laughing at?

Nine disasters: Zhu Wu, shut up. )

Xiang Duxiu: I have a question~~

Three Swords: Excuse me.

Xiang Duxiu: Miss Feng, I heard that you are a member of Confucianism and Aaron's assistant, so you must know how to enjoy life?

Feng Qianxue: Landlord, why do you even want to join in the fun?

Xiang Duxiu: Ha, I'm here when a girl suggests it.

Feng Qianxue: I have no obsession with soaking in hot springs.

Xiang Duxiu: Oh, what a pity.

The South Wind Does Not Compete: My landscape falls between your eyebrows, would you like to be in the painting?

Feng Qianxue: Who are you?It's time to take medicine.

Xiao: Can I turn off the lights?

Feng Qianxue: Hurry up.There are also Yan Guiren and Zigong Taiyi, Shangguan is looking for his life, you can also be wiped out.

Zigong Taiyi (laughing dryly): I'm sorry Qianxue.

Shangguan Xunming: This kind of program is too boring, so I can't just agree to come in the future.

Feng Qianxue: Did you just find out?

Three Swords: Hey, what is the female guest doing?

Feng Qianxue: I am going to withdraw.

Three Swords: Huh? ! ! !

Feng Qianxue: By the way, I would like to remind you all that if I collude with Mu Shaoai again, I will take revenge.

Three Swords: This is provocation!Anchor, I was provoked!

Host (putting the lid on the pot): Shut up, she is the major shareholder of Feiyu Group!

Three Swords: Ah... this... this... Miss Feng is going all the way, hahahaha...

The remaining male guests: Hello!What's the situation!We didn't even say a word! TAT

offstage.

Bo Zangzhu: Speaking of which... who is the heart-warming male guest she chose?

Mo Chenyin: Randomly selected, no reference value.

Mu Shaoai: Hey, it's a waste of all the old man's painstaking efforts.

Yuren Feixie: Don't force her to do this kind of thing.

Bo Hanbo: I'm talking about Yuzai, why don't you go next time.

Mu Shaoai: Yeah, good suggestion.

Yu Ren Fei Xie: You really are too idle.

Bo Hanbo: Hahaha~~~

(End. I'll go if I can't go on! In short, things like CP let it go in the clouds!)