[Thunderbolt] Your sister
Chapter 18 Homecoming
Yu Wan'er couldn't wait to pack her bags and plan to go back to the drinking party to catch the strong men to carry out the great cause of making money. Before leaving, she didn't forget to leave a message to Feng Qianxue, and she would split the bill fifty-fifty after success in the future, using the stone fish talisman she gave as a letter.
Feng Qianxue punched the stone fish talisman and hung it on the hilt of the sword for decoration.
The next thing is not to spend money, and it is very easy to meet a healing girl of the same age, laughing and laughing away to almost kill the depression in my heart, and I can continue to calmly face the weird life of the sinful pit without seeing the sun.
Bo Zangzhu also recovered in sevens and eighties, and the two members of the sinful pit who had basically no feelings for the sinful pit finally embarked on their way home.
The death judge stood at the gate of the Pit of Sins to welcome the return of the second culprit with an unchanging coffin face.
Behind him, a row of crooked criminal gangsters and all kinds of lonely, empty and cold mistresses held banners and waved handkerchiefs, full of excitement.
"Welcome the return of the second culprit!"
"Second culprit! Second culprit! Second culprit!"
Several monsters kept yelling and wiping their eyes, cursing in a low voice from time to time that the garlic juice given by the chief of three crimes was too spicy.
The culprit's mistresses were probably fed up with the erratic and unpredictable tossing like crazy dragon psychopaths on weekdays. Finally, they had a chance to vent their anger. squeezed around the Lord.
"Second crime, first look here!"
"I hate it, you go away, the second sinner is looking at me, look at me!"
Feng Qianxue was amazed.
No need to think about who inspired this spectacular welcome parade.
With a laugh, the wild dragon actually showed mercy and gave his mistresses a vacation and eyewash in disguise. Is this really a man!
The judge and judge also greeted him: "Second culprit, you are finally back, the culprit has been waiting for a long time."
"Well, lead the way."
Master Bo Zang gracefully shook his fan, making him stand out from the crowd even more.
It turns out that the second culprit also works part-time as a popular idol... Feng Qianxue couldn't help but take a closer look at him.Well, my eyes are a little bit squinted, but there is an exotic background and an ecstasy of literary and artistic atmosphere.
Well, since Yuren escaped to the sun and wore a hat to seal Qianji as an undercover agent, a series of handsome guys have been lost to the present, the second culprit, you are really the last conscience of the aesthetics of the sin pit.
Surrounded by the judges, Master Bo Zang went to the meeting hall. Feng Qianxue, who was pushed far away by the crowd, was obviously not in the line of welcome. Anyway, the task was completed, so she simply didn't bother to follow, and slowly walked behind.
The monsters who had forgotten the pain after their scars healed gradually turned their attention to her, ready to move.
After several days of adjustment, Feng Qianxue has already regained her previous keenness and vigilance. How can she not see the malicious eyes of everyone, and she doesn't even have the desire to sigh.
This group of guys will feel as uncomfortable as having lice even if they don't punish them for a day.
Well, as a member of the Guilty Pit with professional ethics and love for colleagues, don't carelessly accept the meeting ceremony of the long-awaited reunion.
She suddenly reached out to take off the mask and threw it away, showing a friendly smile to the crowd that gradually surrounded her.
"Hey, long time no see, how are you all?"
Yao Daojia, who was accidentally hit by the mask on the instep, jumped up like a thunderbolt, and Wu Tanhua, who was the first to face her smiling face, stepped back two and a half steps in an instant.
When Qianxue turned her head, you were frightened.
Qian Xue Er turned her head, laughing until you pee|stream.
Dear colleagues in the evil pit, in front of Feng Qianxue's nirvana Yan Ran, you are really weak...
Feng Qianxue moved slowly to Kuanglong's office after exercising her muscles and bones.
Kuanglong was holding a bunch of grapes, crying and laughing, "Dear brother, dear brother, you are finally back. I am so happy and gratified. I want to give you a warm hug"; while Master Bo Zang sat in his place He put on the fan, covered half of his face, squinted his eyes slightly, and echoed, "I am moved by the culprit's deep affection and friendship."
Feng Qianxue quickly glanced up, down, left, and right, there was not much change, there were still three tiger leather chairs, a fake Xiaozi, a really handsome guy, and a real Xiaozi... Wait, what are you doing with the three culprits? ? !
I saw Po Xuanqi holding a fan and wearing an obviously ill-fitting Confucian clothes, with his well-developed biceps exposed, walking around the meeting hall with a nondescript step between a forward step and a hooligan step ,walk around……
"Ahem——" the broken gong howled, but unconsciously picked out a love poem: "Red beans are born in the southern country, and a few branches will come out in spring, I hope you will pick more... what! This thing is the most lovesick. Hmm, very good!"
Where is it!
Feng Qianxue was so embarrassed that her facial nerves were temporarily paralyzed.
"Hey, Feng Qianxue, you're here too, An He, am I very attractive now, very attractive!"
Po Xuanqi imitated Master Bozang, shaking his fan to cover half of his face, blinking at her desperately, and rudely stretched his free hand behind his back to tuck the baggy clothes into the waistband of his trousers.
"I think you are very frightening!" Kuanglong smashed the grapes in his arms.
Po Xuanqi scraped off the grapes hanging from his head, and yelled unconvinced: "Boss, it doesn't matter if you say it, and you are not a woman. Feng Qianxue, you say it! The three crimes are mine," he puffed out his chest and still had to Shaking twice: "Is there any electricity~ Is it on you?"
Kuanglong rolled his eyes with his nostrils upturned.
Feng Qianxue felt... She was really electrified now, the standard of [-] volts per unit cell.
Po Xuanqi kept his pose and waited for a long time without hearing a response, put away his fan and asked dissatisfiedly: "Hey, why are you eating Coptis chinensis and becoming dumb? I'm asking you!"
...Three sins, you mistaken causality, thank you.
Feng Qianxue was forced to make a final sound: "Three culprits, you read with wet hands, shocking, and penetrating power, like a wild duck waiting to be slaughtered."
"Well, are you praising me? Are you really praising me?"
Po Xuanqi's face was gloomy.
"Po Xuanqi, you have enough! It's okay to learn what the second child does!" Kuanglong jumped off the tiger leather chair, strangled Po Xuanqi's neck and dragged back, Po Xuanqi kicked his feet, and roared unwillingly: "I No matter I don’t care, why is the second child still so popular for eating and fishing outside all the year round!!!”
"Then you killed the second child!"
The sinful pit one day one Xiao program continues to air, Bo Zangzhu said hehehe.
Feng Qianxue sighed and looked up at the sky.
My hometown, my hometown, is indeed a vivid existence that people can't forget even if they want to.
After returning to the Pit of Sin for a while, life has returned to its former calm [Big Mistake]
One of the elder brothers, Feng Qianji, did not know where he went undercover this time, and the death judge hadn’t seen him for a long time; Life and death, his complexion seems to be paler than before, I don't know if it is because he has received more spiritual abuse from the first and second culprits.
Before the grave of the voluptuous girl Feifei was smashed into a flat river by the drunken Yao Daojiao, Feng Qianxue had no choice but to move a bluestone slab to erect a monument as a marker.
Abandoned Confucianism's residence is quite tidy, after all, there are complicated Confucian formations inside, which are no easier to deal with than illusionist's enchantment.
Speaking of illusionists...
How did she never realize that this is a fiery master before?
Three meals a day, pestering the second culprit, winking at each other like silk, always seeing Bo Zangzhu leaning towards him like a mollusc, and would come and lean again when he failed to make the first lean.
Even if there are fewer beautiful men in the evil pit, it won't suddenly turn from an iceberg into a magma, right? !
... As a result of causing trouble to Bo Zangzhu, Feng Qianxue was seconded by him to be the grass protector.
Feng Qianxue came to the door regularly every day to block the illusionist, thinking that after she was disfigured, she would still have the effect of being a door god to ward off evil spirits.
"Second culprit, how could you have the heart to let me see this frightening face every day! Second culprit!"
The illusionist covered his face with his sleeve, crying so hard that it was a fake.
Feng Qianxue stopped in front of her with a blank expression, and reminded her very unlovingly: "Didn't you say that you like a cold man? Xiang Rixie has been cold since he was a child, why didn't he look for him?"
The illusionist threw off his water sleeve and snorted disdainfully: "Little baby with no hair, I'm not interested!"
"The hair of the culprit and the three culprits is very thick; besides, Lonely is old enough, so it should meet your requirements."
"Wow! I seem to have heard something terrible!"
Lonely Que passed by with a little wine in his hand, and when he heard the words, he opened the bottle cap exaggeratedly and took a sip, and looked at the illusionist with a scared expression on his face: "Being seen by her is more terrifying than being seen by a mad dragon."
"Mr. Lonely, please pay attention to your words." Faced with other people watching, the illusionist immediately changed back to his usual demeanor of a lady of ice and snow: "Such a beautiful woman's heart, why bother you to make such malicious comments?"
"Ouch... a woman's heart, please go ahead and go to Sijia. Girl Feng, you have to be careful to protect the innocence of the second child. This woman's heart is full of hunger|thirst."
... One pretends to be cool and the other speaks yellow, how can you two not be so cold.
Watching the two exposing each other's weaknesses, Feng Qianxue finally came to the conclusion that "the illusionist is the number one woman in the evil pit". She likes handsome guys, especially handsome guys who are abstinent | |The result of public outrage by a handsome guy from the Buddhist sect.
The Pit of Sin is indeed complete.
The crazy murderer, the pervert, the flying beam thief... now it's all made up.
One day, a book must be published, such as "A Guide to the Pit of Evil", "Legends of the Pit of Evil", and so on.
The author has something to say:
Feng Qianxue: Illusionist, how about cooperating with me?
Illusionist: Hmph, why should I cooperate with you.
Feng Qianxue: (pulls over Cang) This is my uncle, isn't he handsome?
Illusionist: (blushing and whispering) Handsome, handsome.
Feng Qianxue: Master also has a good friend, Master Bu Lianhua, how solemn is Baoxiang...
Cang: ...
Illusionist: I, I will not take risks easily!
Feng Qianxue: (with paralyzed face) Don't do it?If you don't do it, I'll find someone else.Hey, why are Xuanzong's masters so handsome, the Daoist chief is so handsome that it's hard to let people live...
Illusionist: ...Wait a minute!I, I think about it!
§If it is freedom, both can be thrown away§
Feng Qianxue punched the stone fish talisman and hung it on the hilt of the sword for decoration.
The next thing is not to spend money, and it is very easy to meet a healing girl of the same age, laughing and laughing away to almost kill the depression in my heart, and I can continue to calmly face the weird life of the sinful pit without seeing the sun.
Bo Zangzhu also recovered in sevens and eighties, and the two members of the sinful pit who had basically no feelings for the sinful pit finally embarked on their way home.
The death judge stood at the gate of the Pit of Sins to welcome the return of the second culprit with an unchanging coffin face.
Behind him, a row of crooked criminal gangsters and all kinds of lonely, empty and cold mistresses held banners and waved handkerchiefs, full of excitement.
"Welcome the return of the second culprit!"
"Second culprit! Second culprit! Second culprit!"
Several monsters kept yelling and wiping their eyes, cursing in a low voice from time to time that the garlic juice given by the chief of three crimes was too spicy.
The culprit's mistresses were probably fed up with the erratic and unpredictable tossing like crazy dragon psychopaths on weekdays. Finally, they had a chance to vent their anger. squeezed around the Lord.
"Second crime, first look here!"
"I hate it, you go away, the second sinner is looking at me, look at me!"
Feng Qianxue was amazed.
No need to think about who inspired this spectacular welcome parade.
With a laugh, the wild dragon actually showed mercy and gave his mistresses a vacation and eyewash in disguise. Is this really a man!
The judge and judge also greeted him: "Second culprit, you are finally back, the culprit has been waiting for a long time."
"Well, lead the way."
Master Bo Zang gracefully shook his fan, making him stand out from the crowd even more.
It turns out that the second culprit also works part-time as a popular idol... Feng Qianxue couldn't help but take a closer look at him.Well, my eyes are a little bit squinted, but there is an exotic background and an ecstasy of literary and artistic atmosphere.
Well, since Yuren escaped to the sun and wore a hat to seal Qianji as an undercover agent, a series of handsome guys have been lost to the present, the second culprit, you are really the last conscience of the aesthetics of the sin pit.
Surrounded by the judges, Master Bo Zang went to the meeting hall. Feng Qianxue, who was pushed far away by the crowd, was obviously not in the line of welcome. Anyway, the task was completed, so she simply didn't bother to follow, and slowly walked behind.
The monsters who had forgotten the pain after their scars healed gradually turned their attention to her, ready to move.
After several days of adjustment, Feng Qianxue has already regained her previous keenness and vigilance. How can she not see the malicious eyes of everyone, and she doesn't even have the desire to sigh.
This group of guys will feel as uncomfortable as having lice even if they don't punish them for a day.
Well, as a member of the Guilty Pit with professional ethics and love for colleagues, don't carelessly accept the meeting ceremony of the long-awaited reunion.
She suddenly reached out to take off the mask and threw it away, showing a friendly smile to the crowd that gradually surrounded her.
"Hey, long time no see, how are you all?"
Yao Daojia, who was accidentally hit by the mask on the instep, jumped up like a thunderbolt, and Wu Tanhua, who was the first to face her smiling face, stepped back two and a half steps in an instant.
When Qianxue turned her head, you were frightened.
Qian Xue Er turned her head, laughing until you pee|stream.
Dear colleagues in the evil pit, in front of Feng Qianxue's nirvana Yan Ran, you are really weak...
Feng Qianxue moved slowly to Kuanglong's office after exercising her muscles and bones.
Kuanglong was holding a bunch of grapes, crying and laughing, "Dear brother, dear brother, you are finally back. I am so happy and gratified. I want to give you a warm hug"; while Master Bo Zang sat in his place He put on the fan, covered half of his face, squinted his eyes slightly, and echoed, "I am moved by the culprit's deep affection and friendship."
Feng Qianxue quickly glanced up, down, left, and right, there was not much change, there were still three tiger leather chairs, a fake Xiaozi, a really handsome guy, and a real Xiaozi... Wait, what are you doing with the three culprits? ? !
I saw Po Xuanqi holding a fan and wearing an obviously ill-fitting Confucian clothes, with his well-developed biceps exposed, walking around the meeting hall with a nondescript step between a forward step and a hooligan step ,walk around……
"Ahem——" the broken gong howled, but unconsciously picked out a love poem: "Red beans are born in the southern country, and a few branches will come out in spring, I hope you will pick more... what! This thing is the most lovesick. Hmm, very good!"
Where is it!
Feng Qianxue was so embarrassed that her facial nerves were temporarily paralyzed.
"Hey, Feng Qianxue, you're here too, An He, am I very attractive now, very attractive!"
Po Xuanqi imitated Master Bozang, shaking his fan to cover half of his face, blinking at her desperately, and rudely stretched his free hand behind his back to tuck the baggy clothes into the waistband of his trousers.
"I think you are very frightening!" Kuanglong smashed the grapes in his arms.
Po Xuanqi scraped off the grapes hanging from his head, and yelled unconvinced: "Boss, it doesn't matter if you say it, and you are not a woman. Feng Qianxue, you say it! The three crimes are mine," he puffed out his chest and still had to Shaking twice: "Is there any electricity~ Is it on you?"
Kuanglong rolled his eyes with his nostrils upturned.
Feng Qianxue felt... She was really electrified now, the standard of [-] volts per unit cell.
Po Xuanqi kept his pose and waited for a long time without hearing a response, put away his fan and asked dissatisfiedly: "Hey, why are you eating Coptis chinensis and becoming dumb? I'm asking you!"
...Three sins, you mistaken causality, thank you.
Feng Qianxue was forced to make a final sound: "Three culprits, you read with wet hands, shocking, and penetrating power, like a wild duck waiting to be slaughtered."
"Well, are you praising me? Are you really praising me?"
Po Xuanqi's face was gloomy.
"Po Xuanqi, you have enough! It's okay to learn what the second child does!" Kuanglong jumped off the tiger leather chair, strangled Po Xuanqi's neck and dragged back, Po Xuanqi kicked his feet, and roared unwillingly: "I No matter I don’t care, why is the second child still so popular for eating and fishing outside all the year round!!!”
"Then you killed the second child!"
The sinful pit one day one Xiao program continues to air, Bo Zangzhu said hehehe.
Feng Qianxue sighed and looked up at the sky.
My hometown, my hometown, is indeed a vivid existence that people can't forget even if they want to.
After returning to the Pit of Sin for a while, life has returned to its former calm [Big Mistake]
One of the elder brothers, Feng Qianji, did not know where he went undercover this time, and the death judge hadn’t seen him for a long time; Life and death, his complexion seems to be paler than before, I don't know if it is because he has received more spiritual abuse from the first and second culprits.
Before the grave of the voluptuous girl Feifei was smashed into a flat river by the drunken Yao Daojiao, Feng Qianxue had no choice but to move a bluestone slab to erect a monument as a marker.
Abandoned Confucianism's residence is quite tidy, after all, there are complicated Confucian formations inside, which are no easier to deal with than illusionist's enchantment.
Speaking of illusionists...
How did she never realize that this is a fiery master before?
Three meals a day, pestering the second culprit, winking at each other like silk, always seeing Bo Zangzhu leaning towards him like a mollusc, and would come and lean again when he failed to make the first lean.
Even if there are fewer beautiful men in the evil pit, it won't suddenly turn from an iceberg into a magma, right? !
... As a result of causing trouble to Bo Zangzhu, Feng Qianxue was seconded by him to be the grass protector.
Feng Qianxue came to the door regularly every day to block the illusionist, thinking that after she was disfigured, she would still have the effect of being a door god to ward off evil spirits.
"Second culprit, how could you have the heart to let me see this frightening face every day! Second culprit!"
The illusionist covered his face with his sleeve, crying so hard that it was a fake.
Feng Qianxue stopped in front of her with a blank expression, and reminded her very unlovingly: "Didn't you say that you like a cold man? Xiang Rixie has been cold since he was a child, why didn't he look for him?"
The illusionist threw off his water sleeve and snorted disdainfully: "Little baby with no hair, I'm not interested!"
"The hair of the culprit and the three culprits is very thick; besides, Lonely is old enough, so it should meet your requirements."
"Wow! I seem to have heard something terrible!"
Lonely Que passed by with a little wine in his hand, and when he heard the words, he opened the bottle cap exaggeratedly and took a sip, and looked at the illusionist with a scared expression on his face: "Being seen by her is more terrifying than being seen by a mad dragon."
"Mr. Lonely, please pay attention to your words." Faced with other people watching, the illusionist immediately changed back to his usual demeanor of a lady of ice and snow: "Such a beautiful woman's heart, why bother you to make such malicious comments?"
"Ouch... a woman's heart, please go ahead and go to Sijia. Girl Feng, you have to be careful to protect the innocence of the second child. This woman's heart is full of hunger|thirst."
... One pretends to be cool and the other speaks yellow, how can you two not be so cold.
Watching the two exposing each other's weaknesses, Feng Qianxue finally came to the conclusion that "the illusionist is the number one woman in the evil pit". She likes handsome guys, especially handsome guys who are abstinent | |The result of public outrage by a handsome guy from the Buddhist sect.
The Pit of Sin is indeed complete.
The crazy murderer, the pervert, the flying beam thief... now it's all made up.
One day, a book must be published, such as "A Guide to the Pit of Evil", "Legends of the Pit of Evil", and so on.
The author has something to say:
Feng Qianxue: Illusionist, how about cooperating with me?
Illusionist: Hmph, why should I cooperate with you.
Feng Qianxue: (pulls over Cang) This is my uncle, isn't he handsome?
Illusionist: (blushing and whispering) Handsome, handsome.
Feng Qianxue: Master also has a good friend, Master Bu Lianhua, how solemn is Baoxiang...
Cang: ...
Illusionist: I, I will not take risks easily!
Feng Qianxue: (with paralyzed face) Don't do it?If you don't do it, I'll find someone else.Hey, why are Xuanzong's masters so handsome, the Daoist chief is so handsome that it's hard to let people live...
Illusionist: ...Wait a minute!I, I think about it!
§If it is freedom, both can be thrown away§
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