[Thunderbolt] Your sister

1.

Qitiandi, the godfather and ancestor who once ruled the dark | Dao in all directions; the wall of sighs that could not be shaken by the strength of all the elites in the police world.

Now...has been retired for many years.

After retiring, the Yidu Group gradually transformed, and the three major regional companies went hand in hand and sang all the way, and they thrived in the business world.The first branch inherits the tradition of different degrees and dominates the underground competitive industry, the second branch is rooted in the entertainment industry, and the third branch is mainly engaged in sex and private finance. big business.

It is said that the future generations are so upbeat, as an elder, he should be happy to let go and take care of his life, but if he abandons the president, he can't understand his eldest son who has high hopes but is not doing his job.

It has long been common practice to go to the Lucheng branch to inspect and check posts without making a sound. If there is a disagreement, he quickly appoints the deputy general manager Duan Fengchen to represent the company's business and try to put pressure on Zhu Wu. As a result, Zhu Wu, who is addicted to his wife and fishing, simply throws his hands away Went to travel with Xiao Zhongjian.

The angry abandoned boss left with a cold face, and the chief special assistant, Fu Yingshi, smiled and ordered the bank to suspend all Zhu Wu's credit cards. However, Zhu Wu took Ying Wu's credit card to swipe it.

As we all know, Ying Wu is a good boy, he never spends money recklessly, even the New Year's money he received since he was a child, he didn't move much. Hearing that his father was out of food, he gave Zhu Wu his salary card and credit card without saying anything.

... Is there such a father as you?Where is the face? !

Bu Jianque recalled the past when Zhu Wu was slapped by the Abandoned Emperor when he was in the second stage of middle school, and patted Master Fuying on the shoulder without any sincerity to comfort him: "Little baby, you will follow your father when you are stubborn. , The nature of their father and son is not much different, so don't meddle in it."

Fu Yingshi: "..."

It's easy to say, if you don't get involved, your bonus will be deducted, if you get mixed up, your performance will be deducted... I have a million sentences that I don't know whether to say or not.

2.

Emperor Qitian is extremely conceited.

Of course, we have to believe that the abandoned president who runs across the world does have the capital of conceit, but extreme conceit is also easy to cause some troubles, such as when he heard that he agreed to join the second branch of Xi Mie Tianlai and was fooled by his twin brother to go home , His first reaction was not to question Nine Disasters, but to go to Wanshengyan himself.

... That's right, the president of the second branch of the Alien Group, Xi Mie Tianlai, and his twin brother is a monk.

Wanshengyan is one of the most popular temples in the misery, and the job of poaching the corners of the Yidu Group is also very smooth. The godson of the abandoned president, Jiupan Shenzi, and the godson of Jiufu, Tunfo Boy, used to be role models for the company. The employees, however, were fooled by Yilian to find the meaning of life, never to work overtime and often skipped work, and now with the addition of an exorcist, the abandoned CEO felt a bit unbearable, and had to meet this evil Wanshengyan for a while.

There were crowds of pilgrims worshiping Buddha at Yunlu Tianguan, and the abandoned president stood in the private room of Wanshengyan overlooking the men, women and children in the mountain road, and he couldn't help laughing.

Human beliefs are not pure enough, and even the belief itself has intentions. He never believes in gods and Buddhas. He believes in himself more than gods and Buddhas.

The current host, Bu Lianhua, greeted this ancestor with calm eyebrows and stomping feet, who can make both black and white in the four realms tense and fearful. Jiupan, swallowing Buddha or destroying, their choice is inevitable after enlightenment."

Emperor Abandoned Heaven drank tea without saying a word, and Master Fu Ying accompanied him with a silent sneer.

... When you suddenly realize your uncle, if you are a gangster and enlighten yourself into Buddhism, then the police don't have to do anything.

Probably because of Bu Lianhua's sentence "The benefactor needs to understand the crux of the problem between you and the younger generation", even if the intention is not good, it is inconvenient to do things in the temple, and the Emperor Abandoned Heaven finally walked away.

Master Fu Ying thoughtfully asked if he should do something about Wanshengyan, such as letting the enchantress Sheji come to the temple to create some scandals, but was rejected by Emperor Qitian.

Mr. Ai, who has always been able to stand still and beat people to the ground as dogs, doesn't like to use such tortuous and time-consuming methods. He is even going to go back and instruct Yan Mo Hanyan to find a chance to blow up one or two buildings in Wanshengyan, The reason... It's good that a circuit failure caused a fire. I warned these bald donkeys not to come here to poach the wall.

That night, Emperor Qitian sat on the roof of the garden with an area of ​​300 square meters to enjoy the night, and there was no one around him.

Zhu Wu went on a self-driving trip to Africa, Xuanying died of a heart attack early, Jiupan, Tunfo and Yilian went to Tianzhu to practice yoga [crossed out], daughter-in-law and grandchildren were all working overtime, and model employee Fu Yingshi was naturally burning lights at night .

Ok……

While pondering, a gust of evil wind blew by, and Emperor Qitian found that the scene in front of him suddenly changed, as if the world had become infinitely large, and he himself had become infinitely small.

……impossible! ! !

The domineering president, Qi Tiandi, raised his left hand—the well-maintained cold white skin was gone, replaced by a black|cat's paw.

"Meow."

Qitianmiao let out a deep cat moan, turned around with a calm demeanor, and wanted to go back to her grand and luxurious room like a temple to call the special line of Fuyingshi——the creator of different degrees never uses a mobile phone, never takes money when going out, everything has Fuyingshi, completely Don't worry that this caring special assistant can't handle such supernatural events.

He had a vague feeling that this mutation probably had something to do with the Wanshengyan.

But the first thing to do is...

Qi Tianmiao squatted coldly on the side of the street, silently looking up at the public phone booth.

Obviously, this is not his home.

Payphones... have no coins and are out of reach.

3.

Master Fu Ying mobilized all available resources of the Alien Group to find the whereabouts of Emperor Qitian.

Conscientiously, not letting go of any clues, Zhu Wu, who stood by while copying his hands to watch the excitement, and yelled a few words from time to time, is a person who would question who is the real son of Mr. Qi.

But having said that, the disappearance of Mr. Abandoned has slowed down the work pace of the Yidu Group slightly. Teacher Fuying, who used to complain to others about the deduction of bonuses and performance, is still tirelessly looking for Emperor Abandoned Heaven. It can be seen that the so-called deduction of money is not his workaholic at all. The reason, the only reason is that I love work and work makes me happy.

Of course, you still have to look for it. When Master Fu Ying's efforts were all declared fruitless, as his own son, Zhu Wu rarely expressed his feelings.

The first measure is to contact the Police Headquarters in Distress to help with the investigation, and the other measure is to paste missing person notices everywhere—I am urgently looking for my father, with black, long, straight gold and silver demon eyes, and Lu Chi has no money and no mobile phone. Anyone who provides clues will be thanked , contact the secretary at 444-996996 or the assistant at 444-007007, and attach a photo of my father.

Fu Yingshi: "..."

You are not afraid of abandoning always come back and not beat you to death.

4.

Mo Chenyin was so busy working overtime this time, he was forced to recuperate for a week due to stomach bleeding due to his old problem, and was lying on the bed swiping his phone, when he suddenly saw that the work group was blown up.

"Have you heard?"

"what?"

"The Emperor Qitian is missing!"

"Oh, that Abandoned Heaven Emperor? The alien ancestor?"

"□□Godfather will disappear, are you kidding me?"

"Yin Huang and Zhu Wu have contacted Su Zhenzhen in person, I think it is true."

"Can't the aliens find someone by themselves? It looks very big, who can kidnap him?"

"Farewell, I think it's probably because his son was mad and ran away from home."

Mo Chenyin stared at the phone screen, couldn't help laughing, and replied: "It's very possible."

While chatting with colleagues, I suddenly felt a death staring gaze.

He turned his head suddenly, and saw his niece Feng Qianxue looking at him silently holding the porridge, and said in a bad tone, "Fourth Uncle, have you taken the medicine?"

"...Drink it right away."

Feng Qianxue snatched his phone away: "It is forbidden to talk about work during the recuperation period."

"Hey, I'm not talking about work, I'm talking about big news."

"Tianda News also needs to take medicine." Feng Qianxue casually glanced at the phone, her expression froze: "Qitiandi is missing???"

"We're all guessing he ran away from home."

"...It sounds like a reasonable guess, but without a secretary and an assistant, where would he go?" Feng Qianxue, who had heard about the glorious deeds of the **** godfather, expressed deep doubts.

……

At this time, Qitianmiao was sitting alone in the green belt on the side of the street, with a serious expression and an inviolable posture.

Behind him, there is a huge LED screen, which is playing public service announcements.

"The spring silkworms are exhausted when they die, so why don't children show filial piety."

"Children don't come often, cold and lonely, don't let waiting become hurt."

"Caring for the empty-nest elderly, making thousands of families happy."

Abandoned Meow: "..."

Jin Bazhen, who was walking with a stroller, saw the black cat in the green belt with sharp eyes.

"Huh? Why is such a beautiful cat here alone? Is it lost?"

Thinking it was a cat lost by a neighbor, Jin Bazhen waited a little longer.When both Jin Zhanzhan and Ebisu came back from get off work to pick up their children, no one was looking for the cat.

"Could it be an ownerless cat? Impossible, this fur looks like a good cat..."

Jin Bazhen was puzzled, and Jin Zhanzhan encouraged him: "Mom, you're boring by yourself anyway, why don't you pick it up and be a companion."

"This...isn't that good. In case the master finds..."

"Let's talk about it later, Ebisu and I don't have time to accompany you, so you can take it with you."

Jin Zhanzhan gave a signal with his eyes, and his wife slave Ebisu immediately stepped forward and grabbed Qitianmiao.He is a famous Chinese medicine doctor, and he had no room to struggle for the first injection, but the cat's eyes widened in anger... Then he was taken back to the home of the empty-nester old lady Jin Bazhen.

"What should I call you?" Jin Bazhen smiled and stroked Qitianmiao's hair, completely ignoring his resistance: "Such a pure fur color, why not call it Heibao?"

Abandoned Meow: "..."

So filthy I can't breathe.

5.

Don't look at Jin Bazhen like this now, when she was young, she was also a popular dance king, and the students she taught were quite famous. Qingjun Lianqing Wuji Shuangshu won numerous awards at home and abroad. Butterfly Jun also asked her to guide her in reverse roles. The circle can also be regarded as a mentor-level person.

After retiring, her cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases are not good, and her figure is getting fatter, so she can rest at home to recuperate from her illness, but after all, she can't stay idle, and she has a errand in the community as a dance instructor for an elderly university, and leads a group of old men and women to dance elderly disco aerobics every day , and recently took over the task of the square dance competition.

Her life is extremely regular, and she can teach square dance for two hours every day. Now that she has a cat, she uses her cat bag to carry Abandoned Meow to the square downstairs.

"Sisters, the most important thing in dancing is temperament and style!"

Jin Bazhen wore a loudspeaker full of air: "We are older, we must have more temperament, come on, raise your head up, and show me the street lights! Music———!"

Music with a sense of rhythm and age is played out in the stereo, and the old ladies dance to the music.

"Dance—dance—dance, let's dance, dance the Chinese dream, and the new era~~~"

Abandoned Meow: "..."

... silently closed his eyes.

After today's dance, Qi Tianmiao struggled desperately, but Jin Bazhen took out the cat bag and showed off to her old sisters like a treasure, and was forced to take a group photo.

Such a life has been repeated for a month, and Qitianmiao has become accustomed to squatting on the windowsill overlooking the most beautiful sunset in the community for the elderly in their daily life.

No, early in the morning on the weekend, the elderly choir has already assembled, and the lead singer took the microphone to test the sound: "Hello? Hello? Cough cough, members, let's review again today."

Then he cleared his throat, not caring about his amateurish white voice, and sang passionately: "Ah~ah~peony, the most colorful among all the flowers~ah~ah~peony, the most spectacular among all the flowers..."

In another open space, Hao Kunlun is leading a few old men to practice Tai Chi, and the background music is melodious guzheng music——

"Third Form: White Crane Spreading Its Wings..."

The two kinds of music with different painting styles are wonderfully fused without interfering with each other, and Qi Tianmiao looks down coldly.

... so filthy, so filthy.

6.

Feng Qianxue never expected that Emperor Qitian was finally found with the help of her cousin.

The way to get it back is also very unscientific - fortune-telling.

She always thought that the big cousin was just an ordinary university professor, although his temperament was a little mysterious, he was not at the level of a magician.

But after listening to Mu Shaoai's description about the location of Emperor Qitian predicted by his uncle's divination, the Alien Group found Emperor Qitian who was sitting alone in the bus station as if in a daze in the direction and approximate location he pointed, and suddenly felt that Uncle Qitian was unfathomable .

"Dad, tell me the truth, what exactly does big cousin do?"

"Huh? Cang? The honorary president of Xuanzong University?" Zhe Shanjun, who was reading the newspaper on the sofa, looked at a loss: "What's wrong?"

"Who are you fooling? Are you so good at finding someone?"

"Ha, his research direction is Daoism and Yixue. This kind of thing is to be believed or not."

"Tsk, that's amazing."

Feng Qianxue shook her head sadly.

No wonder the uncle has a good relationship with Master Bu Lianhua, it turned out to be the god stick and Xi God stick.

Mo Chenyin smiled while hugging the thermos pot, and added: "Our ancestors used to open Taoist temples in Fengyun Mountain, so it's not surprising to know this."

"What did you say?" Feng Qianxue was so shocked that the cantaloupe almost fell from her hand: "The ancestors opened the Taoist temple?!"

Zhe Shanjun explained: "Xuanzong University is named after the sect of our ancestors, and it has gradually transformed after social progress."

Feng Qianxue couldn't help shaking.

What kind of magic stick family did she join?

7.

After Qitiandi was found, he didn't remember what happened during his disappearance.

The family doctor did a comprehensive examination on him and confirmed that he was in good health, and all the surveillance cameras on the street where he was retrieved by Fu Yingshi could not find the slightest clue, as if he appeared out of thin air.

"I'm afraid I've encountered a ghost? How about asking the monk from Wanshengyan to drive him away?"

Bu Jianque muttered softly.

Before Master Fu Ying could speak, Zhu Wu said again: "I think he may be a sign of dementia, Master Fu Ying, make him an ID card, so that if he gets lost one day, he won't be able to find it."

Fu Yingshi: "..."

Emperor Qitian, who closed his eyes and didn't open his mouth, just heard this sentence, opened his eyes and arranged calmly: "Master Fuying, send Huayan Wudao Yinhuang Yingwu to Miejing to deal with the negotiations of the Buddha Industry Group. Fengchen, urge Zhu Wu to complete the work."

"Yes."

Zhu Wu: "I don't want to work overtime!!!"

"It's up to you, if you refuse again, I'll send Nine Disasters to Africa to open up the market. I don't know if it will take three years or five years?"

"……you!"

Master Fu Ying felt the gloom in his heart was swept away, and he gloated and pretended to say: "Zhu Wu, 996 is a blessing, you should cherish it."

Zhu Wu: "..."

... Teacher Fuying, you are dead, you are dead! ! !

The author has something to say:

I have a big brain hole on a business trip, let's have some entertainment.

It seems to be my pleasure to make jokes about abandonment【Hide your face】