I became my ex-husband's dog

1. See Zuohua for details.

2. Sorry for being so late! !This is the official end of the book, thank you all.

3. The article "Sand Sculpture Black Fan Falls in Love with Me", which is being serialized, is the main focus, please bookmark it o(╯□╰)o!It is estimated to be a short story, about 10/14 words.

The introduction is as follows:

[A]

Seven o’clock history channel is the master / there are countless pits / there is no place in the world / Zhao Anyang’s self-introduction on Weibo is as follows:

I, No Land in the World (pen name), have a hot temper and are not easy to mess with.Whoever diss my article, I wish him dead.

Weibo self-media person/high P Internet celebrity/HANXI/Hanxin Weibo self-introduction is as follows:

There is no place in the world for a professional black :-), the author's family exploded.

later--

Han Xin: QUQ what the hell is the place where the school assigned me to practice? !The immediate boss, he, he, he, he is like the hot chicken author that I have been blackmailing for five years?

Zhao Anyang: ... the new intern looks a little familiar? ? ?

[B]

Zhao Anyang thinks that Han Xin is the man he can't sleep or get up.

So I figured this love can't be discussed.

Han Xin always felt that there was no man he couldn't catch up with.

So I was thinking about when to start pulling evidence.

[See you in the Destiny column! 】

MUA~

The author has something to say: [Fanwai Collection=v=]

【1】

About the estrus period.

At the beginning: "I can, I can do it."

Later: "...wait a minute, baby, I don't have semen anymore."

Du Chen said as he clutched his kidneys.

【2】

about preschool education.

"Xu Xu," Chen Du squatted in front of Ruan Xu, holding a chocolate bar in his hand, "You will be able to go to kindergarten soon, do you understand, baby?"

Ruan Xu tilted his head and looked at him with a dazed expression.

"You're a mature little baby now. Learn to speak for yourself."

"??"

"Come on, call Dad, Dad will give you a chocolate bar." Chen Du waved the chocolate bar in front of Ruan Xu.

Yes, Ruan Xu is more than three years old. When he was born, he was lighter than other normal children. Now that he has grown up, children of the same age can sing, but Ruan Xu is still not talkative.

Ruan Xu sat on a small chair, blinked his big eyes with curved eyelashes, and shouted loudly: "Dudu is hungry!"

"That's right," Chen Du kept smiling, "Call out to Dad, Dad will give you some snacks."

Probably because he understood that he couldn't get anything good from Chen Du, Ruan Xu turned his head aside in disgust.

Then his eyes lit up.

Ruan Xu jumped off the chair, stumbled on his short legs, and hugged Ruan Yu's calf.

Ruan Yu, who just woke up from a nap, hugged him up.

"What's the matter, Xu Xu?"

Ruan Xu replied childishly: "Baby, I'm hungry!"

Ruan Yu thought for a while, "Then dad is going to make you some small cakes?"

The atmosphere suddenly became heavy.

Ruan Xu's complexion changed, he jumped out of his arms, then ran back and pulled Chen Du's clothes.

"Father!" Ruan Xu shouted to him.

The chocolate bar was sucked into his mouth.

Strong desire to survive.

Ruan Yu: "..."

【3】

About appellation.

Chen Du was a little puzzled when he was walking on the side of the road.

Did he clearly remember that he was sleeping at home? Why did he appear on this street again after doing so well?

And the surrounding buildings... still look so low.

Chen Du took out his mobile phone and checked the time.

I saw that it resolutely read - 1998.4.28.

April 28th.his birthday.

1998, 20 years ago.

He still hadn't figured out the situation a little bit, and then suddenly saw a person on the side of the road.

The child was wearing the school uniform of Haidian No. [-] School, with a light blue sweater inside.Putting it in the pocket, kicking the pebbles in every possible way.Still impatient.

He knows this person.He looks like a dog... It seems that I can't say that, he looks weird and handsome.

he himself.Ten years old.

Generally, children's faces are flat at this time, but Chen Xiaodu has some edges and corners.But he still looks like a young boy.

No, it's the young master.

Chen Du went over and patted him on the shoulder very familiarly, "Did you skip class again?"

Being patted on the shoulder by a stranger, Chen Xiaodu turned his head abruptly, then frowned, and moved a little distance away calmly.

"Are you?" He asked very politely.

No matter how bearish, Chen Xiaodu still has the basic upbringing.

Chen Du thought for a while, and replied, "I'm Lin Si's college classmate. I've met you before."

Lin Si, Chen Du's biological father.

The boy's face was still suspicious, but his body slowly relaxed.

To be honest, he had no impression of the person in front of him.But it was strange that he actually found him very kind.

"Hello, Uncle." Chen Xiaodu said.

Chen Du raised his eyebrows, he was embarrassed to say that he wanted to hear him called Dad more.

Chen Du thought for a while, and asked him, "Today's birthday?"

"...Mmm." The little boy turned his head with an awkward expression.

Chen Du led him, and after searching for a long time, he found a cake shop by the side of the road.

At that time, there were no national chains, and they were all small businesses and households.The main thing in the store is not desserts, but breakfast.

Of course, we also accept customized birthday cakes.

Fearing that time would be too late, Chen Du didn't make an order, so he bought a box of cakes directly.Packed in a carton, a small one.

It's a bit embarrassing when paying the bill.Because I found out that the cake shop can't directly swipe the card and doesn't have WeChat, but fortunately I found a banknote from the wallet.The embarrassing thing is that this one,

At this time, the new version of RMB had just started to be issued, and the shopkeeper squinted his eyes to recognize it for a long time, and gave 92 for change.

Two people, one big and one small, walked by the side of the road, and Chen Xiaodu dug the cake with a small spoon.The inner core of the box cake is a sponge cake, and the cream on top is also very fresh, with frosting, which is quite sweet.

Chen Du said to him as he walked, "Happy birthday."

"Thank you." Chen Xiaodu paused.

"Where are you planning to go later?"

Chen Xiaodu pursed his lips and said nothing.

Chen Duxin said, why didn't he realize that he was still so stubborn and so bearish before.

"The class teacher is going to be anxious if he can't see you."

Chen Xiaodu replied: "No, the monthly school exam is today. I can't see me."

……

The thought is quite careful.

Chen Du couldn't hold back, raised his hand, and rubbed his head.

"I think you should study hard."

"..."

Chen Du tried to analyze with him, "If you don't study, you will only be a prodigal second generation ancestor when you become an adult; if you study hard, you might be able to go out independently and fly far away earlier. Isn't it?"

Chen Xiaodu's expression was as cold as ever, and he didn't know how much he had listened to.

That's all.It's all a thing of the past.

Moreover, it was just a very realistic dream.

Anyway, when I was ten years old, I definitely didn't want to study.

Then what did I want to do back then...?

Chen Du thought for a while, then held his hand, "There is a bookstore and toy store on the second floor of Ginza, may I show you?"

This time, Chen Xiaodu did not refuse.

Chen Du bought a set of Lego blocks for Chen Xiaodu with the 92 yuan he had left.

Chen Xiaodu was still staring at the Doraemon child robot on the side with longing eyes.

For the first time, Du Chen was embarrassed by his own poverty.

However, Chen Xiaodu was still very happy. Holding the toy box and laughing, his eyes were bulging, and he said, "Thank you uncle."

"You're welcome." The corners of Chen Du's lips twitched, "It's almost time to end school, go back to school, you have to worry if your grandma can't find you."

Chen Xiaodu nodded.It never occurred to me why this uncle would know so much.

On the way back to school by bus, Chen Xiaodu asked him as if he remembered something, "Uncle, what's your name?"

"……"Well.difficult to answer.

Chen Du thought for a moment: "My surname is also Chen, you can just call me... Uncle Chen."

Then, he added, "I think you can call me brother. It doesn't have to be uncle."

Chen Xiaodu: "...Oh."

After a while, Chen Xiaodu tilted his head and said solemnly: "Thank you, brother."

Hey, good.

When I returned to the school gate, it happened to be the end of school.

A group of little carrot heads in school uniforms filed out.

Standing at the school gate, Chen Du found a very white radish head.With the same clothes, little white radish is outstanding.

Chen Du couldn't bear to move his eyes.

The little white radish looks cold and clear, and looks very good.Adorable to die for.

He walked to the side of the road, and the driver had already stood aside and waited.Opened the car door for him.

"Chen Du!" Chen Du couldn't hold back, and knocked a chestnut on Chen Xiaodu's head, "See that one who is getting into the car over there? This is your future daughter-in-law. You must remember to treat her better in the future. Otherwise I will punish you to become a dog."

Chen Xiaodu turned his head, with an expression of "Your brain is alright".

Ruan Yu got into the car and completely disappeared from under his nose.

Du Chen suddenly felt lost in his heart.

This melancholy remained until he woke up.

The morning light came in through the cracks in the curtains, making it warm.

He bowed his head, and Ruan Yu was in his arms.There are red strawberry marks all over the neck.

When I wake up, I love you very much.

Du Chen lowered his head and pried his tongue open.

Ruan Yu murmured in a daze, trying to push him away, but couldn't.

"Call for brother to listen?" Chen Du kissed his forehead.

Ruan Yu was half asleep and half awake, and called out very obediently: "Brother."

It's over, listen hard.

Chen Du's smile gradually changed: "Then call me husband again?"

"..."

Ruan Yu's face suddenly turned red, and she covered her face with a quilt, expressing her resistance.

Chen Du couldn't hold back, and leaned over to lick his protruding earlobe.

The person under the blanket shivered.

"Good morning, baby."

Du Chen said with a smile.

I love you, and every morning with you.

【Extraordinary · End】