I became my ex-husband's dog

Is Du Chen calling?

Who the hell am I?

The husky stretched out his dog's paw, and the dog's paw slid across the screen, stubbornly choosing to answer.

A man's calm voice came from my ear: "Ruan Yu, good evening. I hope I didn't disturb you."

……

Yes, this is my voice.As always, he looks like an online dating scumbag.

Almost telepathically, Chen Du can confirm that the person on the phone is also himself.

Still the human self.

The human Dudu was on the phone, and the dog Dudu stood on the edge of the sofa with a dazed expression on his face.

who I am?where am iWhy am I a dog?

However, the reality did not give him much time to think about life.

Chen Du on the phone asked suspiciously: "Ruan Yu...? Are you there?"

After waiting for a mobile phone for a long time, the master came out from the bathroom, picked up the phone, and was surprised to find that the call had already been answered.

Ruan Yu glanced at the husky sticking out his tongue at his feet, and a flash of surprise flashed in his heart.

Ruan Yu glanced at the caller, put the phone to her ear, and said, "Hi, Mr. Chen, I was away just now, but my dog ​​answered the call. What's the matter?"

Ruan Yu said this very politely.There is even some alienation that rejects people thousands of miles away.

In fact, Chen Du is also used to Ruan Yu's politeness.They have been married for seven years, except for a while after the newlyweds, the two of them have always communicated so politely.

It's just that since the divorce, the attitudes of both parties have become more and more indifferent.

Mr. Zhen Chen was lying on the ground sullenly.

Du Chen on the phone said, "It's not a big deal, I just remembered that today is your birthday, so I called to wish you a happy birthday."

Ruan Yu was silent for a while.

"Thank you. Is there anything else?"

"I hope you are happy and happy every day."

"Well, you too."

The dog on the ground raised its head and looked at the man who was answering the phone.

His fingertips trembled and his whole body stiffened.

It's not as calm as his voice at all.

Chen Du stood up suddenly, and let out a "wow".

Ruan Yu was crying.Tears slowly spilled from his eyes and fell down his chin onto the dark brown carpet.Silently.

Du Chen felt restless and walked around him twice.A little flustered, and a little untraceable distress.

It looked miserable.

Damn...what the hell did you say on the phone?

Why is Ruan Yu crying?

Because Ruan Yu didn't turn on the speakerphone, Chen Du could only guess from Ruan Yu's words.

It should be that the other party said a word of congratulations or greetings.

Just as he was running around in a hurry, Chen Duyun saw Ruan Yu's desk calendar on the tea table.

October sixteenth.

Ruan Yu's birthday.

But in Chen Du's memory, today is only September.

Du Chen understood that he should be calling to wish Ruan Yu a happy birthday.

It is indeed something he will do.

Chen Du always reminds himself to be a qualified husband, and reminds himself to be a qualified ex-husband after divorce.

He always feels that there is nothing wrong with what he does, and he can get 100 out of 60 points.

And now, Chen Du stood beside Ruan Yu.Watching him forcefully calm every move.

He was a little angry with himself for no reason.

You are too self righteous.It's okay to make a call, didn't you see that Ruan Yu and I were having a happy meal?

Who the hell cares that you called.

So the dog governor opened his mouth and cursed: "Wow woof—— woof woof!!!"

Chen Du on the other side of the phone couldn't help laughing: "Your dog still hates me so much."

Ruan Yu raised a smile stiffly: "Yes."

Relatively silent.

"I have something else to do, hang up first."

"it is good."

The phone hangs up.

Ruan Yuqiang's smile subsided, and he sat on the sofa, slowly, slowly covering his face.

Curled up into a small ball, it's really sad to watch.

Chen Du wagged his tail and looked at him.

Ruan Yu had never cried in front of him.

In Chen Du's eyes, Ruan Yu has always been a man who is so calm that he is almost rational, completely different from those enchanting soft men outside.He had never seen Ruan Yu so sad.

Chen Du jumped onto the sofa, and unskillfully kicked Ruan Yu with his dog's head.

Ruan Yu didn't move.

Du Chen let out a "wow".

Ruan Yu still didn't move.

I didn't think so just now.

Now everything is silent at night, only a small light is on in the room, Chen Du realized how quiet it is.Not even a cry.

He could hear the eight o'clock sound of the neighbor's TV.

Chen Du lay beside Ruan Yu.He blinked his dog's eyes.

After a long time, Ruan Yu finally made a move.

He rubbed Chen Du's dog's head and said, "Thank you, Zai Zai."

Chen Du turned to look at him.One person and one dog looked at each other affectionately.

Ruan Yu was the first to smile.

Smile like a little angel.

Ruan Yu stood up and returned to the table.

The food was a little cold, but he didn't seem to care.

Chen Du squatted in front of the dining table, seriously thinking about the possibility of getting a mobile phone to order Ruan Yu's meals another day.

Probably because his expression of thinking was too serious, which caused Ruan Yu's misunderstanding, Ruan Yu said softly: "Zai Zai, do you want to eat?"

No-no-I don't want to! !

Chen Du's dog face suddenly revealed a frightened expression uncontrollably.

"But you can't eat indiscriminately. You just had an operation, and you're still not well."

— that would be great!

Ruan Yu continued: "After I finish dinner, we will take medicine together."

All right, all right, you are the master, you can do whatever you say.

Ruan Yu finally started to move his chopsticks.

Du Chen wanted to stop him, but on second thought, if he can stop it once, he might not be able to stop it the second time, it's better to let him try his own skills... Maybe he can change the terrible idea of ​​cooking by himself.

Ruan Yu's chopsticks reached for the plate.

Chen Du couldn't bear it, his conscience ached, so he had to close his eyes.

Ruan Yu picked up a chopstick of scrambled egg with tomato, mixed it with rice and put it into his mouth.

One second, two seconds.

Ruan Yu looked normal.

Five seconds, six seconds.

Ruan Yu froze in place.

Ten seconds.

Ruan Yu stood up abruptly, rushed to the bathroom, and threw up.

hey... hey...

It seems that it is really as powerful as it was back then.

Chen Du walked to the bathroom on four fat legs, and saw Ruan Yu vomit while holding on to the wall.

Distressed for two seconds.

Probably because he didn't eat anything in his stomach, Ruan Yu vomited out the sour water.

Chen Du watched Ruan Yu tidy up the bathroom silently, rinsed his mouth, and sat back at the dining table again.

Ruan Yu stopped the cup and threw chopsticks and couldn't eat, so she sighed quietly: "...It's so unpalatable."

Dog Dudu gave a "Wow" to show his approval.

Then how did Chen Du eat it back then?

Ruan Yu couldn't help but have such doubts in his heart, but he didn't want to think about it.

When he thinks of this name now, he feels like a knife is cutting his heart.

He couldn't eat anymore, but fortunately he didn't feel too hungry.Ruan Yu dumped the food and cleaned up the kitchen.It was almost ten o'clock in the evening when I came out of the kitchen.

Because I didn't do housework before, I accidentally broke a plate.So it took a lot of time to clean up.

He took a shower, changed into pajamas, and dried his hair again.Looking around, his dog is sleeping on the sofa.

Ruan Yu stepped forward and poked its cheek.did not wake up.

He patted the pup on the head again.

This time Husky opened his blue eyes and seemed a little confused.

Ruan Yu said: "Hey, I haven't taken the medicine yet. Go to sleep after taking the medicine."

When Chen Du just woke up, he was still a little confused.

It took a while before he reacted.Yes, he became Ruan Yu's dog.Today is the first day.

Ruan Yu put the medicine in front of him.

Dog Dudu; "..."

Ruan Yu told him before, "We'll take medicine together after dinner", but Chen Du just thought it was a polite way to fool the dog.

Unexpectedly, it was really "taking medicine together".

Ruan Yu poured out tablets, capsules and granules from several medicine boxes, adding up to five or six pills.He took a sip of water, raised his head and swallowed it.

... Ruan Yu is sick?

Du Chen was a little puzzled.Fortunately, the counter where Ruan Yu dispensed the medicine was not high. Chen Du stepped forward, and while Ruan Yu was not paying attention, he stood up on his legs and clung to the edge of the counter.

The first thing that catches the eye is a box.As luck would have it, the pill box was shown on the back.

"Fluoxetine Hydrochloride Dispersible Tablets".

Chen Du looked down and found the column of indications on the third line.

Indications: depression, obsessive-compulsive disorder, bulimia nervosa, see instructions for details.

"Ow?"

At this moment, Ruan Yu took Chen Du's arms and put him on the ground.

He sounded a gentle yet somewhat stern voice: "Xiao'er, take the medicine quickly. Otherwise, the illness will not be cured."

The dog was under the eaves and had to bow his head.

Chen Du licked the medicine into his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it.However, the instruction manual still lingers in my mind.

Ruan Yu sat beside him, smoothing the dog's fur.His movements are light and gentle.

In front of them was a large French window overlooking the nearby city.At this time, the house was dark, but the outside was brightly lit.

The dog Dudu felt so refreshed after being brushed, and when his head was about to fall asleep bit by bit, he suddenly heard voices.

Ruan Yu suddenly said: "Zai Zai, I'm sorry."

Sorry, I……?You have another dog behind my back? !

Chen Du's body shook, he turned his head, and looked at him in bewilderment.

"The new home is too small for you to run around."

It's okay, I'm not a real dog anyway.Du Chen thought.

Ruan Yu continued: "But the original house is too empty, and it's more lively here."

There are cars, birds, noises from other residents and the sound of the TV.There was no other sound in the room, probably, this was the excitement Ruan Yu was talking about.

Chen Du was silent.

Ruan Yu.

You said thank you earlier... but I really have nothing to thank.

Du Chen let out a soft "Wow".

It's me who is sorry for you.

In fact, I have always been clear, but I am too lazy to think about it.