Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

Master Bao... probably went to see the emperor.

It stands to reason that they should follow them secretly to see how they are doing.

But he was very concerned about Ryoko's side...

"Ahhhhhh... what should I do!"

Now this young man who has changed his calm image in the past and is rubbing his hair sadly in the room is exactly the young master Wei Lan who is praised by the spirit world as a jade tree facing the wind and full of talents.

If it follows the previous plot of beating the sister, the relationship between Bao Longtu and Qiu Muheng should be smooth, and there will be no twists and turns like it is now.

In other words, it was all Wei Lan's fault that caused the current situation.

Although it can be corrected by going back in time, it will also expose that he is acting for his own benefit, using Qiu Muheng and Bao Longtu's incident line to satisfy his intention to see Liangzi panting all kinds of charmingly.

...that's too bad.

Moreover, using time retrospect, the corresponding data reports generated will also be submitted to the minister.

Don't let that bastard see the joke! ! !

Thinking of this, Wei Lan flicked her hair, and instantly returned to her heroic and unrestrained appearance.

"Sure enough, human beings are not omnipotent. Anyone can make mistakes... Haha! Haha! Hahahaha!"

No less than the minister's brazen attitude, it is also the secret of his ability to have both sides in the social world.

Going out to the left is the palace, and going to the right is Liangzi's side.

Wei Lan chose to go to the right.

without hesitation!

Liangzi said that although the characters in the book are just a bunch of data, they are also living people in this world, with their own thinking mode and their own code of conduct.As a member of the pit-filling group, you can't always treat yourself as a god and deliberately manipulate them. You should let them develop freely, so as to cultivate their xinxing.

For the first time, Wei Lan felt that Liangzi's words were too fucking reasonable.

Let Bao Longtu and Qiu Muheng develop on their own, he is going to find Liangzi~~~~ Hey!

"Master Qingtian, look!"

"Uh... I don't have a dark face, so you won't be mistaken for someone, right? Besides, I'm just a headhunter, please don't call me that."

Old man Ma Lao'er's house, old man Ma is leading Mo Liang to the cowshed to check.

Then I saw a majestic black cow with a boy in a red cloth on his head, doing the first section of the second set of national radio gymnastics (suspected) - stretching exercises.

"Holy shit, shit, what's going on?"

The boy was babbling, hugging the cow's head while being dangled by the cow, trying hard not to fall off, which made Mo Liang dumbfounded.

"Second idiot~~~~~~!"

The old man Ma hugged his head and rushed over, hugging the cow's neck, trying to calm the cow down.

When the bull was not successful, he went to tease the boy again so that he could stay away from the cow.

But that guy just clung to the bull's hair and wouldn't let him go. The little brother screamed in pain from the bull's nose iron ring, but he just wouldn't let him go.

The cow was irritated, his eyes blazed, and he started kicking again.

This cow gymnastics (suspected) is so ecstasy, if it is put into modern times, it will definitely become an Internet celebrity.

……wrong!

Mo Liang hurriedly shouted: "Tear off his red cloth quickly!"

The old man Ma tried his best to pull it, and finally at the cost of turning his back on his back, he successfully tore off the red cloth and threw it far away.

The cow had lost its cubs and was already mentally unstable. Now that it saw the fluttering red cloth, it ran after it and began to exercise its whole body.

After the [-]-meter sprint, Hongbu Doudou and his family's pickle jar became immortal in the hearts of the people forever.

Compared with this silly boy, the old man loved the cow more. The whole family counted on the cow to survive. He didn't care about the pain of his sprained ankle, so he limped over to see if the cow was injured.

As for the young bullfighting boy, after losing his only cover, the red cloth pocket, he became naked.But instead of feeling ashamed, he even flicked his hurt little brother.

——Isn't that even more painful?

Mo Liang couldn't understand what the hell was going on now.

The boy felt the fiery gaze from Mo Liang (only he thought so), and suddenly his mouth was wide open, and he walked towards Mo Liang while he was walking, and said with a smirk: "Hey! Wife! hey-hey!"

Then he raised his claws and moved his fingers together, and rushed towards him with a look on his face.

"Damn, what are you doing, let me go, you beast!"

"Hey! Daughter-in-law! Take a handle! Daughter-in-law! Hey!"

In broad daylight, the world is bright and bright, he, Mo Liang, was molested by someone!Still an idiot! ! !

When Mo Liang was thinking about whether he would be criminally responsible for beating up this idiot, the old man Ma finally rushed over and tore the boy who was pressing on Mo Liang away.

"Yes, I'm sorry! My lord, I'm so sorry! My son's brain is not very good, and he calls everyone his wife when he sees him."

The corners of Mo Liang's eyes twitched violently.

After the old man scratched his head, he kicked the young man's buttocks hard, and shouted: "Go in and put on your clothes!"

"Hey... daughter-in-law." The young man stared at Mo Liang's handle, his eyes lit up, and his face looked like a nympho.

Mo Liang hurriedly covered his crotch, and said in a miserable voice: "You, you, you... what's going on with your son!"

The old man Ma helped Mo Liang up, and said with a smile: "This is my youngest son, his name is Martai, and his nickname is Xiong Er."

Bear Two……?Mo Liang frowned, are you fucking sure you are not alluding to someone!

"Sigh... I originally wanted to give him a masculine and high-spirited name, but who would have thought that he would look so stupid suddenly."

Mo Liang felt that he was very responsible for the child becoming stupid!

"My lord, please ignore him, he can do nothing but steal his wife."

"This... this is already serious!"

Speaking of kung fu, Xiong Er has gone back to the house and found a spacious robe to put on—even if he is dressed, he is holding a piece of paper in his hand, holding his head high, facing the sky, stupidly, and he doesn't know what he is looking at.

As long as he stops, Old Man Ma will be Amitabha.He gestured to invite Mo Liang into the cowshed.

Nothing to look at but messy.To be on the safe side, Mo Liang still asked: "Is the mess here all caused by cow thieves?"

The old man Ma couldn't help but scratched his head and said, "Xiong Er should have done this. I clean the cowshed every day, and it's very clean."

Old man Ma lost his cow yesterday, that is to say, even if there were any clues, he was cleared away by old man Ma?Plus he is such a rambunctious brat, if he were a prisoner, he would have to burn incense at home every day.

Mo Liang sighed and murmured: "Your family is really a star of fools, incompetents and idiots."

The old man Ma froze his ears, expressing that he didn't hear clearly: "My lord, what star are you talking about?"

"It's okay, I praise you for being handsome."

"Thank you, my lord. By the way, do you have any clues, my lord?"

clue?The dandruff can be pulled out a bit.

"You say you, who doesn't brand the Mavericks, but you are the only one who is unique!"

The old man Ma looked wronged, "My lord, it's not that I don't brand, it's that as soon as I pick up the hot iron, Xiong Er will come to snatch it. Once I almost burned my own life."

Fuck, Zigong, awesome.

Mo Liang looked at Xiong Er, who was still reading and playing with paper, and felt a sense of respect spontaneously.

"Let me ask you, you haven't asked in the village since you lost the cow, whose family has an extra cow for no reason?"

"Ask, there are three households. But they all said that their own cow gave birth, and they didn't have any seals to prove it. They didn't admit that they stole it from my family."

"Damn it, your village is very united, all the cows are born in the same birth?"

"That's not true, my lord. Not only is our village an advanced production village, when I was young, I was a red-banner bearer."

"What...what the hell?"

"Hey, daughter-in-law! Hey hey..."

Xiong Er jumped over suddenly, almost giving Mo Liang a heart attack.

Taking advantage of the old man Ma's efforts to block his son, Mo Liang picked up the piece of paper that fell on the ground.

There is a gray imprint on the paper, which resembles the veins of leaves.

"what is this?"

While pulling his son, the old man Ma explained: "My lord, this is what I got from the face of a calf."

Speaking of this, it is really a bitter history.

One day, Xiong Er leaned in front of his house in a daze, saw Dong Xiucai passing by, and went up to grab it, but instead of snatching it back, his wife snatched back a wad of rubbing paper.

Not long after the calf was born, Xiong Er lit firecrackers in the cowshed to celebrate, but the calf was so scared that he had diarrhea and sprayed him in the face.

Xiong Er was so angry that he went back and took what he got from his wife (only he thought so) and put it on the cow's face, trying to suffocate the cow to death.

Of course Niu couldn't be bored to death, but let Daniel practice the second set of radio gymnastics.

If you say that Xiong Er is indeed a tough guy, he doesn't feel bad when his handle is kicked, but he is nervous about the piece of paper, and keeps desperately protecting it in his hand, murmuring about his daughter-in-law.

Mo Liang frowned after listening.

It's true that arranging flowers intentionally fails, but unintentionally arranging willows and willows to make shade.

Mo Liang asked a few yamen servants at the gate to bring the three families along with the calf, and the case was declared closed.

They dare not not come under the order of the government.

The three tied three cows and stood in a row in the old man's yard.

They all said that the cattle belonged to their own family, and they had brand marks to prove the identity of the cattle.

Mo Liang walked around the cows, and sure enough, he saw that the hair of the three cows had been scorched by the branding iron.

Probably because he felt the breath of the calf, he could hear the big cow mooing in the cowshed in the backyard from afar.

The calf was tamed to be honest by outsiders, and the three cows didn't make a sound. This trick of identifying relatives on the spot is not easy to use.

But Mo Liang didn't intend to let Niu identify him at first.

No matter when, it still depends on people.

Even a fool is still a human being.

Mo Liang waved at Xiong Er and said, "See, three cows, use these three pieces of paper to paste each cow's face."

Xiong Er stared at Mo Liang, hehe hehe silly smile.

"Don't stare at me!" Mo Liang said while protecting his crotch with his hands.Why, how does it feel like this fool is coming at his little brother with a rubbing paper!

Old man Ma said: "Xiong Er, be obedient, do you still want a wife?"

"Hey, daughter-in-law! I listen to my wife!" Xiong Er was frightened by the old man to stop, but his eyes stared at Mo Liang even more excitedly.

Mo Liang yelled at old man Ma: "Uncle, you talk so nonsense that something will happen, okay?"

Three strokes of Paiyunzhang, although the palm technique is stupid, but with the servants at the side, no one dared to stop it, and the rubbing went smoothly.

Xiong Erpidianpidian trotted to Mo Liang with his beloved paper in his hands, and said, "Hey, daughter-in-law!"

Before the Chinese recognized Nihao as Nihao, no one knew that Nihao was Nihao.

In the same way, he automatically filtered the "wife" in Xiong Er's mouth into "hello".

Four sheets of paper, after a little comparison, immediately found two sheets with the same texture.

Mo Liang fixed his eyes on the man, and said: "It is a crime in my dynasty to steal cattle, I think you know it too."

The man refused to admit it, and yelled: "You...why do you say that this cow belongs to his family? Did the cow tell you?"

"It's Niu who told me, you idiot!" Mo Liang punched him on the top of the head with a righteous punch, venting all his sullen anger towards Xiong Er on him.

"Tell you idiot, cows have nose prints, which are the same as human fingerprints. They will not change for life. Don't think that you can distort the facts by branding. This white... Xiong Er accidentally rubbed the calf's nose prints, just right It has become evidence against you!"

He picked up the other party's collar and said angrily: "I'll tell you again, everything you say next will become evidence in court. The more you say, the more I like it."

"young married woman……"

"you shut up!!"

Xiong Er's face was almost twisted into a sun-dried grapefruit, his expression was like being cuckolded alive.

"And this calf, just now when my mother called it, it didn't dare to make a sound. It seems that it has suffered a lot of grievances in your family."

Mo Liang suddenly looked at the languid Xiong Er, which lifted his spirits.

"How he treats your calf, you can treat him."

"Hehehe, daughter-in-law!" Xiong Er was so happy that he ran back to the house and took out the red-hot soldering iron.

The man's face turned blue and purple, and the servants couldn't help struggling, watching Xiong Er stretch out his iron and approaching his crotch step by step.

"Ah-♂!!!"

The smell of burnt sausages followed the wind, spiraled upwards, extended to the sky, and turned into immortal green smoke.

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This chapter fixes a major bug in Chapter 96. A cow will only give birth to one cub at a time, and the chance of twins is only one in a thousand (*/ω＼*). After checking the information, I found out that the previous mistake was 2_ (:з」∠)_So the old man lost a calf at home, and the content of Chapter 96 has also been corrected.

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There are a lot of memes in this chapter~ The bullshit and spitting face is a meme in "Campus Hilarious", so the one who did such a stupid thing is naturally a fool.Good manga, I recommend watching it.I remember that when I was in junior high school, I lent it to my classmates. The kid was so fascinated that he didn’t even listen to the class. He read the comics and burst out laughing. As a result, my books were confiscated, and I’m still a teacher now. TAT at home

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A stalk about Maltai? Mentally retarded.

Maertai mentally handicapped is a neutral elite monster that appears in the Jade Forest in the expansion pack "World of Warcraft" owned by Blizzard. After being killed, it will drop a blue quality accessory. After being equipped, it has a high chance of killing monsters and PK You can summon the little brother with the same model as you, and accompany you to travel around the world to fight monsters and play the dungeon for 1 minute and 30 seconds (2-hour cooldown), and you will make silly laughs of "hey hey hey" while playing.This accessory was very popular in the version at that time. On the one hand, it was the product of Blizzard's spoofing its own employees. On the other hand, this little brother's output ability is not weak, even better than the purple outfit dropped by the 5-person book.

Those who are interested can Baidu this strange model.In addition, don't believe the "parody of "Bu Bu Jing Xin"" on the encyclopedia, and don't know who edited the irresponsible entry, it's pure nonsense.Maartai's mental retardation has nothing to do with Maartai Ruoxi.Maltai is an employee of Blizzard, because he giggled all day long and was used by the production team of World of Warcraft as a spoof. Crab said this on the Blizzard blue post. The product of Xi (Chinese people really have big brains).By the way, the current production team of Overwatch is the same production team that designed Maltai mentally handicapped.