Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

Wei Lan's biggest mistake in this life was to let Mo Liang go into the kitchen to heat up the pot of fish soup.

If Mo Liang doesn't agree with the kitchen, then why should he suffer?

Now they were both lying on the bed tired, and it took a lot of effort to put out the fire and clean up the burnt things, Wei Lan didn't even have the strength to hug Liangzi, let alone bring hot soup to Bao Longtu.

Besides, he hadn't planned to go there.

And Mo Liang was so tired that he was out of breath, and even had to fake Wei Lan to take off his clothes.

The problem Wei Lan is also very tired.

His arm is sore, Wei Lan is also very sore.

But he still sighed, and silently helped Ryoko take off his coat and trousers.

"Where's your face? Don't you wash it?"

Mo Liang yawned several times in a row, and said wearily, "Let's make up for it tomorrow morning..."

He pulled up the quilt, and said to Wei Lan with sleepy eyes: "I'm going to sleep, you are not allowed to touch me when I am asleep... Thanks to you during the day, my butt still hurts... I didn't Physical strength...with you..."

After finishing speaking, he turned his back to Wei Lan, closed his eyes, and went to meet Duke Zhou.

Wei Lan rolled her eyes, she was really too lazy to answer his words.

He also took off his clothes, got into his bed, faced Ryoko, rested his chin with one hand, just stared at the back of his head, and counted lightly to three.

"1, 2, 3."

The moment the sound of the word "3" just disappeared, Mo Liang suddenly kicked the quilt away, exposing Bai Tiao Tiao's body completely.

Wei Lan sighed, he knew it.

The quilt was kicked on the ground by him, Wei Lan had no intention of picking it up for him and covering it again, but still stared at him.

Mo Liang caught cold, and instinctively curled up into a ball with his arms folded, and then rolled, skillfully rolled into Wei Lan's bed.Looking for a heat source, he stretched his hands and feet, like a koala hugging a tree trunk, wrapping his limbs around Wei Lan's body, as if hugging a big heater, with a contented expression on his face.

His head was even more dishonest, sticking to Wei Lan's chest, he didn't know what kind of food dream he was having, he kept rubbing his mouth back and forth, and sometimes took a bite.

Wei Lan sighed, not knowing what evil he did in his previous life to let him meet such a master.

He always complained that Wei Lan was serious, every day, but he didn't know that it was all provoked by this idiot Liangzi.

Being hugged tightly by the one you love, with lips still rubbing against each other, a man would not be able to bear it.

Although he was too tired to move, he still raised his head because of Mo Liang's fit.

"You are a disaster."

Wei Lan lowered her head and kissed his lips.

Although the consciousness is asleep, the body still has sensation.Moreover, Wei Lan kissed harder and harder, no matter how soundly Mo Liang slept, he should be woken up.

"Wow...! You, what are you doing!"

"I should ask you that." Wei Lan glared at him, his cheeks flushed slightly because of enthusiasm, "You are not allowed to touch you, but you touch me instead. You are a man , it’s really bad.”

"Where do I have to use my hands and feet..."

"Then see for yourself what you're doing now."

Not only was it squeezed into Lanzi's bed, but his limbs also encircled his body, and his mouth just touched his chest.

On Wei Lan's neck, there was still something that looked like a halazi.If I'm not mistaken, it should be left in my sleep.

"This... this is!" Mo Liang blushed instantly.

"Only the state officials are allowed to set fires and the common people are not allowed to light lamps."

"I'm not! I'm not!"

"They worked so hard to catch fish for you and cook for you, but you still talked back to them."

"I'm not... I..."

"After the meal, I will repay my favor and revenge, which is a disservice to others."

"It was an accident...an accident..."

By the way, why did he use "renjia"! QQ

"I'm very tired now, just staring, I was woken up by you, and I was also aroused by you, what do you think?"

Every time Wei Lan said something, she moved closer to him.

Every time he gets closer, Mo Liang shrinks by one point.

Seeing the gloomy expression that had turned into a great demon king, Mo Liang cried and shook his head vigorously, "No...don't...my butt still hurts..."

"...Who said you have to use your butt?"

Mo Liang tentatively said cautiously: "Then...then I will help you solve it with my hands... okay?"

"Use your mouth."

"... Goo!"

"...I seem to hear a discordant noise?"

"No, no! I...I promise, can't I..."

Once Wei Lan shows the expression of the big devil, if he is not satisfied, it will be more troublesome in the future.

At that time, the buttocks will be more than just painful...they will be stripped until there is no skin left.

Woooooo~ Why is he so dishonest when he sleeps, and why he wants to recruit this big devil at this time! QQ

Mo Liang said that he wanted to cry but had no tears.

It seems that for a while, don't even think about sleeping.

In the palace, in the upper study.

Since Qiu Muheng returned to the palace, he has been sitting in front of the window, resting his chin on his hand, staring at the window in a daze.

Late at night.The chief eunuch wanted to remind the emperor a few times that he should rest if there was no memorial, but seeing Qiu Muheng's dazed expression, he swallowed the words several times.

Since Chen Zhong left, he had served the emperor for many years, and it was the first time he had seen such an expression on his face. Even he couldn't guess what the emperor was thinking right now.

I'm afraid Longyan will be furious if he rushes over to disturb him.

While hesitating, he caught a glimpse of the little eunuch at the door winking at him from the corner of his eye.

He walked over and asked softly, "What's the matter?"

The little eunuch was his apprentice, so his attitude was more submissive, and he said: "Master, Mr. Li is here, and now he is waiting outside, and he has been waiting for some time."

"It's already this time, and you still want to see the emperor?"

"Master Li said, there is something important to do."

When the chief eunuch heard this, he didn't dare to delay, and hurried to Qiu Muheng's side, and said, "Report to the emperor, the Prime Minister, Mr. Li, asked to see you, and said that there is something important to do."

Qiu Muheng's eyes flickered, his voice was sonorous and powerful, and he said "Xuan".

The serving eunuch Gong'e withdrew, Li Yanzhao first greeted him, and then got straight to the point.

"Your Majesty, China will take action recently."

The two most powerful countries in the Western Regions, one is China and the other is Da Yuezhi.

Compared with the great Yuezhi, the belligerent China was more of a threat to the Great Wei.And they have coveted the fertile land of the Central Plains for a long time, and have been eyeing the Great Wei.

"In addition, the old official who was the birthplace of the mafia also found out that it is China."

Of course, this information was given to him by Di Yue's envoy Gerhan.He told him far more than that, but Li Yanzhao, an old fox, knew what to say and what to hide.

Qiu Muheng's eyes flickered, and he said: "It seems that China has plotted against us, Great Wei Jiangshan, for a long time.... Where did you get this information from?"

Li Yanzhao cupped his hands and said, "To tell you the truth, the old minister has arranged secret work in China."

Qiu Muheng nodded, and asked again: "Is there any massed troops in China?"

Li Yanzhao said: "There has not been such a big move. However, according to the news from the secret work, they are refining a strange medicine pill and plan to put it on the battlefield."

Qiu Muheng frowned, and said, "Pillion?"

Li Yanzhao paused, and then said: "It is said that...it is called the corpse pill. It is made with the secret method of the Western Regions and my alchemy technique of the Central Plains. It is used on corpses. No matter what kind of corpse it is, it can be 'resurrected' and become a person who obeys the technique. The manipulative living dead. These dead people don’t need to eat, drink, and don’t tire. If they are used on the battlefield, they can be called an undead army.”

And corpses are not like precious metals, which can be found everywhere.Especially on the battlefield, our soldiers who died in battle became the material to supplement the opponent's strength.

Qiu Muheng shuddered when he thought of the cruel scene where the soldiers of our country saw the fallen comrades "resurrected" by the enemy and fighting with their own people.

He clenched his fists and said in a deep voice: "China has been refining this kind of elixir? I have always asked Zhang Boyong to monitor the movements in China. Why has he never reported to me!"

Li Yanzhao said: "The emperor is angry. As far as I know, this corpse pill has only been successfully refined in the past few months. The person in charge of refining this medicine is the Dragon King of the Black Hand Group. The place where they refined It is not in China, so I think that the emperor of Zhongrong has not obtained this medicine yet."

"You mean, the alchemy palace in that mountain? No wonder the Black Hand Group set up the main altar there. However, the alchemy furnace and the whole mountain have been blown up, so those harmful pills..."

Li Yanzhao said: "Although the elixir was destroyed, but the old minister asked Shuntian Mansion, the Dragon King escaped, and his whereabouts are currently unknown."

Nowhere to be found, that is to say, there is a great possibility that he is still alive.

Geerhan said that when the headhunter of Shuntian Mansion was fighting with the Heavenly King, the Dragon King sneaked away.The yamen servants outside the mountain did not find anyone coming out of the cave.

And this point, Bao Longtu also mentioned it when he reported to the emperor.

As long as you know the method of alchemy, it is the same wherever you refine it.If he fled back to the country and dedicated the secret recipe of alchemy to King Zhongrong, then Wei would be in danger.

"I immediately decree to arrest him, whether it is dead or alive, we must arrest the Dragon King before he escapes back to China!"

"Your Majesty, since Zhongrong is about to make a move, why don't we strike first."

Qiu Muheng nodded and said, "I think so too. So I plan to use this peace talk to persuade Di Yue to allow our troops to station in the northwest key to contain other countries in the Western Regions."

Li Yanzhao said: "Containment by force is important, but this alone is not enough. If we want to completely eradicate the threat of the Western Regions to our Central Plains, we must find a way to make them mess up. The two strongest countries in the Western Regions, the Central Plains Rongguo and Da Yuezhi. Among them, Rongguo of China has always been hostile to us, Your Majesty, we might as well start with the neutral Da Yuezhi."

Qiu Muheng said: "Many years ago, there was a war between the Da Yue Clan and the Kingdom of China. If you can get the friendship of the Da Yue Clan, it will be equivalent to stabilizing the situation in half of the Western Regions... But, what can you do to make Da Yue Clan How about the Yue clan forming an alliance with us?"

Li Yanzhao said with a smile: "I heard that the youngest daughter of the King of the Moon is at a young age, beautiful as a flower, but because of her high vision, she has been rejecting marriage proposals, so she has not yet married. Since the emperor took power, he has been busy with state affairs and has never chosen a concubine. As the saying goes, a country cannot be without a king for a day, and the harem cannot be without a master for a day. The ministers have repeatedly advised the emperor to select concubines. The old ministers feel that it is better to choose "outside" than "inner"."

Only Li Yanzhao's granddaughter and Zhang Boyong's daughter are the only women in China who are worthy of the queen's throne.But I believe that no matter which side the emperor wants to choose, no matter which side is chosen, the three-legged pattern will be disrupted.

Li and Zhang are naturally not happy to see the enemy's surname on the queen's throne.

Then marriage with outsiders is the best way, and Da Wei can also gain a powerful ally.

Li Yanzhao chuckled and said: "With the majesty of the emperor, I believe that Da Yueshi will definitely not refuse this marriage."

Qiu Muheng's eyes widened, and he said, "You mean, let me marry Princess Da Yueshi?"