Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

Wei Lan said, "Liangzi, stand in front of the pillar in the northwest corner."

Mo Liang said "hmm" and strode very proudly. Halfway through the walk, Wei Lan suddenly stopped him: "Where are you going?"

Mo Liang stopped and asked in confusion, "Didn't you tell me to go to the northwest corner?"

Wei Lan almost fell down, stabilized his emotions, tried his best not to swear, and said, "That's not the northwest direction."

"Oh." Mo Liang nodded and walked towards the next pillar.

Wei Lan covered her face with one hand, and sighed very tiredly: "...not over there either!"

"Then where do you want me to go?" Mo Liang said angrily.

... Hey, I'm not angry yet, but he got angry first.

"Stupid pig!" Wei Lan pointed to the opposite side, "That! That! Did you see that! That pillar is the west, north, and corner!"

"Uh...we are in this underground palace, so it's normal that we can't recognize the direction." Zhao Chao saw Mo Liang's expression and hurriedly helped to smooth things over.

"Just...that's it!" Mo Liang hurriedly agreed, and even made a face at Wei Lan.

Resisting the urge to pinch someone, Wei Lan continued to show Wang Chao and Ma Han the direction of the pillar they should go to.And that side of Ryoko who still insisted on sticking out his tongue at him...waited to clean him up on the bed when he went back at night.

After the three of them stood still, Wei Lan also told them the color of the gemstone they should press, and said: "Listen clearly, the order is: me first, Liangzi second..."

"You're the second!" Mo Liang bared his teeth, no wonder he was the second best!It turns out that the mystery is here.

Wei Lan gave him a blank look, and was too lazy to argue with him, and continued to order: "...Dynasty three, Ma Han four. The color of the gem must be the color I told you, otherwise we will be caught in the trap, and we will all be buried here .”

Mo Liang said: "...huh."

Wang Chao said: "Understood."

Ma Han said: "I know... I know." He didn't want to stay in this ghostly place for a moment, and the right way was to finish the task quickly and leave here as soon as possible.

"Everything is ready...start!"

Following Wei Lan's instructions, they quickly pressed the gemstone, and suddenly the earth rumbled, and the huge blue bricks surrounded by four stone pillars slowly slid away, revealing a downward passage.

Mo Liang looked at the underground passage, and murmured: "I thought the walls on both sides would open, but I didn't expect it to be a secret door leading to the underground... Looking at the gloomy setting of this room, it's like saying to us, 'Welcome to us. To hell' same."

"Ah! Hell!" Ma Han groaned strangely, and said in a trembling voice, "Mo...Brother Mo, this joke can't be taken..."

Wei Lan sighed, and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. Building palaces in the mountains is naturally different from flat land. If you blindly dig through the mountain walls to increase the number of buildings, the mountain will collapse, and you can only build it underground."

"So...so that's the case. I said, brother Mo, please don't scare me anymore..." After being told by Wei Lan, Ma Han felt like crying.

But when he looked at Mo Liang sadly, Mo Liang was no longer beside him.

It turned out that Mo Liang knew that Ma Han would definitely blame him, so he hurried down as soon as Wei Lan finished speaking.

The other three also hurried down the stairs.

What came into view were four passages, each of which could faintly feel a biting cold breath, but did not know where the end point led to.

Wang Chao said: "What should we do? Otherwise, if we go one by one, there will always be one person who can go the right way."

Wei Lan didn't speak, just observing the patterns carved on the stone slabs at the entrance of each cave.

Mo Liang said: "It's too dangerous to separate. The underground floor is like a maze. The roads are intricate and easy to get lost. If we separate, I'm afraid no one will be able to find the other. I think we will follow the road on the left. Go, you can never go wrong."

Wang Chao asked, "How do you say it?"

Mo Liang said: "We have always respected the right, right? So the deep consciousness of the brain is always used to give priority to the right. I think the enemy must know this mentality. The passage on the right must be full of traps waiting for us to drill and walk. The left side is the safest."

"Oh." Wang Chao and Ma Han sighed, looking at Mo Liang with admiration.

Wei Lan suddenly said: "Don't move!...the door to death is on the left."

The word "death" has a great deterrent effect, the three quickly retracted their feet, and looked at Wei Lan together: "How do you know?"

"Look at your feet." Wei Lan said, "Have you seen the patterns drawn in front of each hole?"

They had already noticed that there were three horizontal lines on the floor of each door, some were connected completely, and some were cut off in the middle.

But who knows what this means?

Wei Lan said: "The horizontal lines on the ground are hexagrams, and this passage is designed according to the eight gates. From left to right, they are the gate of death, the gate of rest, the gate of shock and the gate of injury."

Wang Chao and Ma Han first admired Wei Lan's profound knowledge, and then looked at Mo Liang suspiciously.

"Brother Mo, don't you know the art of geomancy?"

Then how could you not recognize these horizontal lines on the ground!

Wei Lan was quite in the mood to watch the show, folded her arms, looked at his embarrassed expression, and joked: "Yeah, I'm curious too."

Mo Liang hesitated: "This... this, this art of geomantic omen is too mysterious. I have been studying it for many years, but I only got a glimpse of it, just a glimpse of it..."

Wei Lan said bluntly: "You have reached the door but you can't even recognize the door of death?"

"This... this... that... this crypt is dark, it's really hard to see the patterns drawn on the ground..."

Wei Lan sighed: "The walls of this underground palace are all inlaid with eternal lamps. Although the light is not as good as the sun, the light is light.... Can you not see clearly?"

"Damn! You bastard, you've been tearing down my stage since just now!" Mo Liang grabbed Wei Lan's collar angrily, baring his teeth as if he was going to bite him at any time.

Faced with Mo Liang's anger, Wei Lan still smiled calmly and sassyly. If you look closely, there is even a little bit of teasing.

"You want to rape me and go home and let you handle it....Whether it's pressing me or riding me..." He glanced at Chao Dynasty and Mahan, who looked stunned, "...even if it is to push me again... Hang it up and do it, and I won't complain." He said vividly, and even squeezed out two tears, his appearance was very pitiful.

"Your uncle! Talk nonsense, why don't you hurry up and shut up for Dad..."

Lanzi this bastard!What is "again"!This kind of behavior never happened at all!What kind of nonsense is this guy talking about in front of these two people!

What's more, what he just said, whether it's pressing or riding, isn't that what he does to himself "every day"!

The way Wang Chao and Ma Han looked at Mo Liang...is indescribable.

Wei Lan looked at the two of them, and said: "Of course, Liangzi is not too much... It's just that every time at the beginning, it does hurt a little... It gets better later on, and I can always bear it."

"You, you still don't shut up for me!"

Seeing Mo Liang pounced on Wei Lan, the two quickly came back to their senses, coughed a few times, dragged Mo Liang away from Wei Lan in embarrassment, and said, "Brother Mo, brother Mo, just, even if you are good Take a bite, maybe I can't help it at this time... No, but Brother Wei grew up with you anyway, although there is no blood relationship, but he is closer than a brother, you can't be such a beast..."

"Bird... beast?! What nonsense are you talking about! Who do you think I am?!... Let go of me, hey!"

"No, no, no... Actually, it's not shameful that you have this hobby, is-is it, Mahan?"

"Yes Yes Yes Yes!"

With Mo Liang's character and his current fierce appearance, it's not difficult to imagine how the elegant Wei Lan is usually treated by him.

They are now almost certain that it was Mo Liang who forced Wei Lan to submit. ...As for Wei Lan, with his personality, even if he wanted to refuse, he might not be able to open his mouth.

They just want to say: "Wei Lan, even if good brothers talk about loyalty, they don't need to talk about it!"

——However, Mo Liang has a good relationship with them. If he blindly favors Wei Lan, it seems to be a little bit unreasonable for Brother Mo.

Now they can only pull Mo Liang away first, and then slowly and earnestly persuade him.

"Brother Mo, Brother Mo, our mission is still important now, isn't it?"

"Yes yes yes!" Ma Han echoed, "Wait, when we return to the capital, at worst brother will accompany you to that kind of restaurant, which will make you have enough fun."

"You two!...Lanzi, you are laughing!"

Obviously it was Lanzi who broke him, but now he is pretending to be so innocent...!The bastard!If you let him press it again in the future, it will be born by him!

Wei Lan looked at him with a smile, and suddenly said: "Are you swearing in your heart again now? It's useless for you to swear, and you have to call me Dad after all."

What is tolerable and unbearable!

Mo Liang shouted: "You two idiots! Look at him, how can he be bullied by me!"

Wang Chao and Ma Han looked at each other, and murmured, "This...it's hard to say."

Ma Han said: "Well, after all, people should not be judged by their appearance."

Seeing that Mo Liang's face was clouded, Wang Chao quickly poked Ma Han with his elbow, laughed and said, "That, that, Brother Wei, which direction should we go?"

Wei Lan pointed to the direction of Xiu's door and said, "This way."

They ran in.

He was chased by Mo Liang and ran in.

Xiumen is Jimen, and the journey was safe.

There is another fork in the road ahead, and as expected, there are still four directions, but this time the arrangement is: Jingmen, Hurtmen, Jingmen, and Deathmen.

Chao Chao has already recognized the hexagram image of the Sanmen who hurt and frightened the dead, pointed to the far left and said: "Then this time it must be the right way to go this time!"

Wei Lan said: "Although Jingmen is Zhongping, it can't be careless."

Ma Han plucked up his courage and vowed to regain the lost face: "Since it is not a murderous family, it will not endanger your life. I will lead the battle, and the three of you follow me closely."

The dynasty took the initiative to be the queen.This was originally Mo Liang's job, but now he is like a bomb that may explode at any time. He has bared his teeth and sternly all the way, and has already lost his composure. If there is an emergency, he may not Will deal with it as calmly as before.

While walking, there were some noises in the originally quiet passage.

"What's that sound?"

Just as they were wondering, a figure suddenly walked out of the corner, jumping and jumping towards them.

Ma Han screamed like a slaughtered pig: "Ah, ghost——!"