Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

>>Valentine's Day Special~Rabbits can bite people, let alone the runaway Meow Sauce~<

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In the kitchen, Miao Jiang was humming a little song that she composed herself, while preparing the purchased ingredients.

"☆The master said, I want to have a happy Valentine's Day~ I have to prepare a delicious whole fish feast~First of all~it's you~super-grade tuna~you have to cut it better than flowers~hey~☆"

(The final ending sound is the sound of Meow Sauce showing its sharp claws and cutting the tuna. It is rare that it fits so perfectly with Xiao Quer without compromising the tone.)

"☆Next is the plate~Heart-shaped plate~and a heart-shaped pattern~Miao-chan prepared it early in the morning~As an AI housekeeper, Lunjia is really capable~☆Hey, over there~"

Meow Sauce's claw pointed at one of the butler robots who were assisting with cooking.

"Hurry up and switch to a slow fire, otherwise it will affect the taste!"

"Yessir!"

"☆The other thing is to adjust the delicious sauce~ to make the tuna and salmon taste more delicious~It's really difficult to cook with a cat's body~but the sauce is still done for the master~I'm really capable~☆"

According to Master Wei Lan's instructions, he wanted to give Master Mo Liang an unforgettable Valentine's Day, so as early as a week ago, Wei Lan and Miao Jiang secretly planned these.

In order to satisfy Mo Liang's taste buds, Wei Lan's cooking skills have reached the level of a Michelin three-star chef.So, instead of taking him to a three-star Michelin restaurant and having dinner under the backdrop of a bunch of light bulbs, it's better to have Wei Lan cook at home.

Miaojiang and the butler robots are preparing the soup and appetizers. The ingredients for the main course and dessert, Miaojiang, have been purchased, and they are only waiting for Wei Lan and the others to cook for them when they return home.

The appetizers and soup were also faithfully completed according to Wei Lan's instructions.Because they didn't want to make Mo Liang wait boringly while they were cooking, so this part was left to them first.

Plus, a Valentine's Day dinner can't go without wine.Although Wei Lan's drinking capacity is far inferior to that of Mo Liang, in order to create a good night, Wei Lan decided to go all out and asked Miao Jiang to buy high-quality red wine, which is now chilled, waiting for them to come back and open the bottle.

At this time, there was the sound of the electronic lock opening from the entrance.

Originally, Miaojiang, as a qualified butler AI, should have greeted her at the entrance and unlocked it for her master.After all, the downstairs is equipped with monitoring, and the housekeeper AI itself is connected to the network, so you don't need to go to the computer to check who is downstairs.

However, if you cook carefully, it is inevitable that you will be incapable of doing so.

Meow sauce quickly ran from the kitchen to the entrance, wearing a cute apron, squatting and waiting for the owner to enter the door.

The moment the door opened, Miaojiang showed a sweet smile: "Master, welcome back~"

Normally, Wei Lan and Mo Liang would greet Miao Jiang, but now they...are not free.

Wei Lan hugged Mo Liang and kissed him hungrily.It seems that the box of love chocolates made by himself catalyzed the last line of defense in Wei Lan's heart, making him unable to hold back until he returned home.

Mo Liang had been swayed by the enthusiasm he teased early on, and the tense place was also clamoring to be released early in the morning.

All the way Wei Lan drove home was in flight mode.In order to be able to go home immediately and continue to be tender with Mo Liang, he ran with all his strength.

"Lan... Lanzi... the door..."

Between the kisses, Mo Liang poured out his intoxicated voice.

"Meow sauce, close the door."

Wei Lan hugged Mo Liang, kissed him eagerly, and ordered.

"Shall we try a new pose?"

Panting for breath, with water in his eyes, Mo Liang leaned on his shoulder, blushing and said, "As long as you are happy..."

His mouth was quickly gagged.

The two quickly disappeared in the hallway and went straight to the bedroom.

Although Miaochan has long been used to their affectionate behavior, it was a bit embarrassing to witness it as soon as she came back.

"Okay meow~"

However, Miaojiang still faithfully obeyed the master's instructions, waving the cat's claws and closing the door.

But when he turned around and saw the messy clothes thrown from the entrance to the bedroom, the smile on his face couldn't hold back.

"Alas—" Meow Sauce let out a long sigh.

As the saying goes, people in love are fools.The problem is that the two of them are no longer suitable to be called "lovers", but should be called "old husband and wife".

According to big data statistics, the newlyweds may still maintain a fairly high sweetness index, but as time goes by, this sweetness will decrease more and more until it cools down to freezing point.

In other words, if a couple who have been married for more than five years can still maintain their relationship, it is definitely not supported by "love", but by "responsibility" and "obligation to the family".

But the master is obviously an exception.

Meow Sauce has been shown their affection for five years, and their love index obviously has no downward trend.

——To be correct, Master Wei Lan has never had a downward trend.As for Master Mo Liang... Although he looks strong, he is actually a person who can be easily manipulated.

In other words, he couldn't beat Master Wei Lan, so he could only follow the other party's wishes honestly (although he never noticed it—of course, it was also because Wei Lan never let him notice it).

"After cooking~ Is it housework again?~ But faithful Meow-chan~ you won't complain~"

Meow sauce followed their undressing track, picked up the clothes (including underwear) one by one, and put them in the fully automatic washing machine in the bathroom for washing.

"Meow~"

Although it is an intelligent AI, there is also a fatigue value.After a busy day, Miao Jiang's muscles will also feel sore.

It tapped itself on the shoulder, listening to the occasional "hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" sound from the bedroom, still showing an expression of "understanding".

"It's Valentine's Day after all, meow~ let them relax for a while~☆"

Miao Jiang rushed back to the kitchen and ordered the butler robot to put the chopped ingredients into the refrigerator to keep them fresh.

-PM7:00-

-PM8:00-

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-PM10:00-

"What the hell are you trying to do?!"

The soup in the pot is almost boiled dry.

Miaojiang had gone to the bedroom and knocked on the door five times, but the two who were stuck in the world of the two didn't notice that the door was knocked at all.

I'm afraid... they didn't even notice that it was ten o'clock.

Wei Lan’s most perverted record was pulling Mo Liang to stay in the room for four days and four nights—of course, he didn’t do it all the time. physical strength.

Of course, at that time, Miao Jiang put the food at the door, and when they were hungry, they would open the door and bring it in, and then put the empty plate back at the door, waiting for Miao Jiang to collect it.

But now the main course has to be done by Master Wei Lan himself? !Now that the two of them are stuck inside and can't come out, what kind of trouble are they going to do...? !

In addition, the freshness of ingredients is also a big problem.

The reason why Michelin three-star restaurants can get such high ratings all over the world is largely due to their selection of ingredients.

If you want to achieve the best quality, then the ingredients must be the freshest.

The fish that Miao Jiang entrusts to be transported by air from various places are all live.It cooks freshly at the right time after calculating the time when the owner will go home.

While storing it in the refrigerator will preserve its freshness, that's not the same as killing it and cooking it right away.

Not to mention, five hours have passed.

Even a kind AI like Miaojiang has a temper!

Angrily, it knocked on the master's door for the last time.

"...um...um...ahah..."

"So much came out just now, and now it's overflowing again."

“……………………”

The sound insulation of this house is very good, which shows how excited the two people inside are now.

"Stupid - stupid master X2!!!"

Miaojiang ran back to the kitchen angrily, grabbed the tuna on the plate, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Miao Jiang, who worked so hard to prepare the dishes for you, is really an idiot!"

… Originally, intelligent AI like them didn’t need to eat, but the only food they had was power.

If you feed AI food that cannibalize humans...

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Meow-chan's body was steaming, and her beautiful sapphire-like eyes turned a strange red.

"System—collapsed—emergency repair—repair failed—fault—fault—"

Immediately after making such a mechanical sound——

"Meow ha ha ha ha!"

——Warning—Warning—Meow Sauce is out of control——Meow Sauce is out of control—Warning—Warning——

This is a system that every resident equipped with intelligent AI will configure. While notifying the owner, it will also quickly pass the report data of AI abnormalities to the publisher.

"Lanzi, listen...what's the sound outside?"

"Well?"

Wei Lan, who had just been released, was panting on Mo Liang's shoulder, and had no time to look around.

The next second, the bedroom door was kicked open.Meow Sauce, showing its fangs and sharp claws, stands upright like a majestic general, with a cute apron acting as a cloak, waving behind it in the wind.

"Still-no-hurry-fast-give-me-come-out-eat-meal! You two idiots!!!"

"Wow wow wow! Lanzi, grab it, grab it! Uh—(kicked by Miaojiang)"

"Are you all right, Ryoko?!... No way... Even if I was the 7th seat of the 'Dark Canon', there are things I can and can't do!"

How can he catch this kind of furry object that moves at super high speed with bare hands?

As a result, the bedroom was instantly upgraded to a battlefield.

Miaojiang used his actual actions to tell the two of them that even a smart AI has a temper! ╭(╯^╰)╮

"Furniture! The furniture is all scratched!"

"Wow...! My clothes! Clothes!"

"Lanzi, you can't fight recklessly! Hurry up and coax him! Coax him well!"

"I come!?"

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As a result, Valentine's Day, which was supposed to be extremely warm, turned into Children's Day in an instant.