Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

"What nonsense!" Hearing this, Mo Liang jumped up again, "She has to learn from Mr. Bao Zheng and learn so clearly! Don't tell me he also has a crescent moon on his forehead!"

Recently, Mo Liang's swearing has been increasing.

Wei Lan shrugged: "There is no crescent moon, but a diamond-shaped birthmark."

Mo Liang: “………………………”

Although Mo Liang hated it, it's a pity that criticism is not their job.

After panting for a while, Mo Liang clicked his tongue and said, "The little emperor will give up the tender and clean harem with three thousand beauties, and have sex with a little black charcoal? It's just fucking around!"

Wei Lan said: "You speak like this, but you are disrespectful to Lord Yama."

Bao Zheng is now King Yama in charge of the Five Palaces.The ghost world is parallel to the spirit world, and King Yama is naturally on an equal footing with the king of the spirit world.

That's why Wei Lan asked him to accumulate some virtue, although Mr. Bao would never care about him.

Mo Liang said: "No, I didn't say Mr. Bao. Besides, this brat is not Mr. Bao, is he? I mean, if it were you, you would be able to face a black and white guy and... ummm." He said The mouth was pursed into a chrysanthemum, and he made a non-stop kissing movement.

Wei Lan looked at him with a wider smile and blinked her eyes three times.

Mo Liang was startled for a moment, dropped his chrysanthemum mouth, and stretched his face longer than a donkey.

That is to say, how to make this little piece of black charcoal logically become a pair with Qiu Muheng, so that they can love each other so much that they can think about it at any time, that is Mo Liang's job.

Oh shit!Then why not let Liu Xia and Qu Yunyu, that would be easier!Qiu Muheng is the Son of Heaven, the Son of Heaven!Moreover, he is a good emperor who puts the country as the most important thing. How can he arrange for him to cut off his sons and grandchildren, Daxing, Longyang, and the wind of cutting off his sleeves? !

Mo Liang gritted his teeth with hatred: "Wait for me to go back... When I go back, I will definitely cut the minister into pieces!"

Wei Lan said: "Well, I'll lend you a knife." He smiled, and said again: "Actually, there's nothing wrong with being dark, the important thing is whether the heart is white or not."

Mo Liang said unhappily: "I'm sorry, the second thing I hate is black people."

Wei Lan was stunned, hesitantly said: "...Then what is the first thing you hate?"

Mo Liangzheng said with a stern face: "—a racially discriminatory person."

The corner of Wei Lan's mouth twitched: "..."

If it had to be someone else, Wei Lan would have kicked his baby to pieces.

The two of them yelled at this, but they didn't notice that the sound of reading aloud had long since disappeared in the school.He heard a stern voice shout: "Who is making noise outside?"

Both Mo Liang and Wei Lan were startled, and they waved their right hands at the same time to signal the other to shut up quickly. They twisted and hid behind the big tree, peeking nervously at the door of the school.

Xiao Heitan also turned his head at this moment, meeting the two of them just in time.

The two were so frightened that they quickly retracted their heads, panicking in their hearts.But no matter how strong the tree is, how can it hide the two of them?Mo Liang grabbed Wei Lan's arm tightly, winked and asked him what to do now.

Wei Lan was thinking hard, but Xiao Heitan suddenly said loudly: "Academician, I am here." After speaking, he took the initiative to miss the track, walked to the door of the school, and lowered his head.

The academician and a group of students behind him stood on the steps, and they were not surprised to see this child.

Then I heard the academician say: "Heizi, are you here to eavesdrop on the lecture again?" There was no such seriousness in the voice.

Xiao Heitan lowered his head and said in a low voice, "Academician, I know I was wrong..."

The academician, with a wispy beard, said with a smile, "Just now we asked them a question, but no one could answer it. You might as well try."

A student behind him came out holding a tin can and put it on the ground.The academician said: "This pot was bestowed by Emperor Gaozu when the academy was first built 300 years ago. Gaozu once said that whoever can see the characters on the bottom of the pot without damaging the pot will become a pillar of our great Wei in the future. "

The academician opened his hands, and continued: "It's a pity that no one in this year's students has such wisdom."

All the students behind him bowed their heads in shame.

The academician smiled and said, "Heizi, although you are young, you are extremely intelligent. You might as well give it a try."

He heard someone whisper behind him: "Just because of this little nigger?" The academician looked back, and the man immediately shut his mouth.

Xiao Heitan also heard the student talking about him, bowed his head and declined: "Academician, how can I be worthy..."

The academician glanced meaningfully at the tree where Mo Liang and the others were hiding, then looked back calmly, and smiled at Bao Longtu with a wisp of beard: "Although you are just a handyman in this hospital, with your This court deems you qualified. Come on, try it. Whether you succeed or not, no one will blame you."

Xiao Longtu had no choice but to say yes, put the broom away, and carefully picked up the iron pot for a closer look.

This pot is quite special, the center is hollow, the lid is welded and cannot be opened, and there are eight round holes the size of eyes on the upper part of the pot.However, looking from the round hole of the pot body to the inner wall, the bottom of the pot cannot be seen.

The students saw that Xiaolongtu couldn't find a trick after fiddling with it for a while, so they were very gloating.Unexpectedly, Xiao Longtu suddenly ran to the water tank with the iron pot in his arms, and poured water into the iron pot.

Immediately, a student shouted: "Nonsense! Nonsense! This is bestowed by Gaozu, the treasure of the academy, how can it be filled with water?"

Someone echoed: "Isn't it! Water poured into the iron will not rust."

The academician has a wisp of beard and doesn't speak.

Xiao Longtu saw that the water was almost poured in, so he picked up the pot and walked under the sun, peeping through the hole again with his small eyes.

The academician walked up to him and asked, "Can you see what is written on the bottom of the pot?"

Xiao Longtu was about to open his mouth, the academician waved his hand, and put his ear in front of him, only to hear Xiao Longtu whisper: "There are only four words at the bottom of the pot: Xue Da Xing Tian."

The academician laughed loudly and said, "Wonderful! Wonderful!" He announced to everyone, "From now on, Bao Longtu is authorized by the academy to study in the school with you."

When the academician spoke, no one dared to speak too much.Xiao Longtu hurriedly knelt down to thank him.The academician helped him up and said: "Although you are allowed to enter the hall, you must not be lazy in cleaning."

Xiao Longtu said happily: "Yes! Yes! Thank you, Academician!"

The academician whispered another word in Xiaolongtu's ear, and led the students back to school.

Xiao Longtu quickly ran to the big tree, and said softly, "You two, please come out."

Mo Liang muttered in a low voice: "I didn't expect this kid to be not only loyal, but also very smart. He understood the principle of light refraction at a young age."

It turns out that after the water is poured into the pot, the refraction of light makes the bottom of the pot seem to float.At this time, peeking into the pot through the round hole, you can naturally see the characters on the bottom.

The two walked out from behind the tree, Xiao Longtu saluted, and said: "The academician said that outsiders are not allowed to enter the academy, and ordered me to send you two out."

Mo Liang muttered again: "Unexpectedly, this old man is not an ordinary person. Fortunately, I didn't let him see my face, otherwise, knowing that Liu Xia sneaked in would make me feel uneasy again."

He patted Xiaolongtu's head and asked, "Child, what's your name, how old are you?"

Xiao Longtu was obviously taken aback, and said shyly, "Brother, my name is Bao Longtu, and I am eight years old."

Most of the children nowadays, mothers and fathers don't know how to teach them. Seeing outsiders yelling "Uncle" and "Auntie", how do you know that the softer they are, the more beneficial they are?Mo Liang is used to being called "uncle" and "uncle" by children, but now he feels very comfortable hearing the phrase "brother".

"Oh, I'm the same age as the current emperor. But I don't know if you are smart or the emperor is smart?"

Wei Lan shook her head, why bother to tease a child.

Xiao Longtu replied: "Although I have never met the emperor, since he can become the emperor, he must be superior to be a dragon among men. But I can only be a handyman, so I am not as good as the emperor." .”

It is expected that he is an eight-year-old child, no matter how smart he is, how can he understand the ways of the world?He only felt that the same eight-year-old could be the emperor, but no matter how hard he tried, he could only be a handyman in this academy, and he had to study secretly. Such a comparison must be a lot worse.

Mo Liang said: "Your words are unacceptable at first hearing, but when you think about it carefully, there are several hidden meanings. Unexpectedly, you are so young, but you know the general idea."

Xiao Longtu was both happy and embarrassed, he couldn't help giggling.There are two red clouds on the black face, but it feels much cuter.

This little doll is rarely praised at first glance.It's no wonder, this child is born with a dark face, different from ordinary people, children of the same age will definitely treat him as a monster and refuse to approach him, and adults will definitely speak ill of him, so as to repel him.I'm afraid no one has ever been kind to him except his own parents and that academician just now.

After leaving the gate of the academy, Mo Liang took out a gold ingot and called Xiao Longtu: "Little baby, take it."

Xiao Longtu looked at Yuan Bao in surprise, then at Mo Liang, pushed his hands together and said, "I don't want it. My father always said that although we are poor, we can't be poor. We can earn as much money as we have. You can’t take someone else’s, let alone steal it.”

Having said these words, Mo Liang has a little more affection for him.

Wei Lan suddenly said, "Why can't you take someone else's?"

Xiao Longtu said: "My father often told me: 'To be a man, you must be as proud as a rock, and you will not eat it. If you get used to asking others to give you everything, you will soon lose the will to fight'."

Wei Lan and Mo Liang looked at each other with respect in their eyes.

Mo Liang smiled and said, "Then if you eavesdrop on other people's lectures every day, does that count as 'stealing'?"

Xiao Longtu blushed, and said, "I know eavesdropping is bad, so I will do more work every day after work to make up for it."

Wei Lan patted Mo Liang on the shoulder, and said: "Okay, don't tease him." He looked at Xiao Longtu and said, "You keep this ingot, it was originally owed to you by my ancestors to the Bao family." He stretched his hand back , grasped it, and stretched it out to the front, there was an extra IOU.

"Now I will return all the principal and interest."

Xiao Longtu scratched his head: "Why... others owe money to my family, but I have never heard from my parents?"

Wei Lan smiled and said: "Because this happened when your grandfather's grandfather was alive. He was a righteous man and never urged my ancestors to ask for it. He didn't mention it to future generations when he passed away. Of course you don't know. But my family has been doing it for generations. Don't dare to forget."

Xiao Longtu blinked: "...Oh."

Mo Liang coughed dryly, and said in his heart: "You are better at talking nonsense than I am."

Xiao Longtu looked down at the IOU, he didn't know much about the words on it, so he hesitated.Looking up again, Wei Lan had already slipped away quietly with Mo Liang.

Back on the carriage, Mo Liang laughed and said, "This is just a way to deceive the children. If his grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa's grandpa has the ability to lend the money and doesn't press for the debt, how can the children and grandchildren be so poor? Xiao Hei Tan will inevitably be beaten when he returns home."

Wei Lan also smiled and said, "Don't underestimate his ancestor. His ancestor raised more than a dozen Kunlun slaves, so borrowing 50 taels of gold is nothing."

Mo Liang frowned: "Kunlun slave?"

Wei Lan said: "Yes. Master Bao, who was set up by Sister Chui, is from a very wealthy family. There are not only Kunlun slaves, but also Silla maidservants. And there is a special Kunlun slave among them. Gentle, down-to-earth and upright, Miss Bao secretly agreed, and finally got married and became a husband. Therefore, the descendants of the Bao family are mixed with the genes of Kunlun slaves, and sometimes there will be one or two black ones."

Mo Liangzhi rolled his eyes: "This is also okay?"

Wei Lan made herself more comfortable, and said lazily: "Then are you going to beat my sister and tell the world: I just put Bao Zheng in my work and renamed him Longtu? No matter how thick-skinned you are, there is a limit Nope."

Mo Liang rolled his eyes again: "I thought her thick-skinned would never end." Then he said: "I finally know why people from the world are involved....Don't tell me that there will be Zhan Xiongfei and Gongsun in the future." Bunch of bamboo!"

"That's not true."

The little emperor is little Heitan's future veteran, with such two people following by his side every day, why shouldn't they flood the Emperor's Temple with jealousy?

While talking, the carriage has arrived at the uncle's mansion.Fu An greeted him at the bottom of the steps, carefully helped Mo Liang down, and whispered something hastily in Mo Liang's ear: "Master, the Empress Dowager has called you into the palace urgently. Eunuch Hu has been waiting for you in the hall for a long time."

To be honest, Mo Liang didn't have any feelings for the queen mother.

Although the queen mother and Liu Xia are siblings, the palace has its own rules.Liu Xia is a foreign minister, and it is inconvenient for him to move around in the harem, so the siblings rarely see each other.In the three months since Mo Liang came to the book, he has not had any contact with this "sister" except for routine court visits.Even if the queen mother had any orders, she would ask the little eunuch to pass on a message.

Now that he is urgently called into the palace, it seems that the seeds buried earlier are about to start to germinate.