Friends are always teasing me [Transmigration Book]

——How to be a heinous asshole?

This question troubled Mo Liang deeply.

White paper doesn't necessarily mean it can't be dyed black.But it is not an easy task to dye a piece of white paper to black with ink in just an instant.

Gentle as Mo Liang.And what he was asked to do was not just bullying a weak boy like a petty ruffian.

Seeing the light in those bright eyes gradually dimming, and the eye sockets turned into panda eyes, Wei Lan finally couldn't stand it anymore, and downloaded several books for him from a well-known website in the United States. Causes you extreme discomfort, do you want to keep watching?" kind of.

Goethe once said: "A person does not only rely on everything he is born with, but on everything he acquires from his studies to create himself."

——With the template, it depends on how you make it.

Mo Liang glanced at the notebook twice, and with just two glances, his eyes quickly escaped from the notebook.

He suddenly felt a prickling pain in his liver.

Look at Wei Lan again.Wei Lan just stood quietly in front of him, smiling like a warm spring breeze in March.

On the tenth day of June, it is very fierce and everything is inappropriate.

Those who have never read the almanac, no one would have imagined that such a sunny and cloudless day would be a very ominous day.

So when the big shopkeeper of the blue tower heard that someone was coming to kick the hall, he couldn't believe his ears.

You must know that most of the customers who come to the Blue Tower are officials of the third rank or above, and their bosses are relatives of important officials in the court.

Besides, it is still a peaceful and prosperous age, at the feet of the emperor.Even if the hero of the green forest wants to take the idea of ​​​​Kanbi Tower, he still has to weigh whether he will leave the capital alive.

——Which bastard who is not afraid of death dares to come here to cause trouble?

It was noon, the day was in the middle.The midsummer sun was so vicious, it was so bright when looking outside, that the shopkeeper couldn't keep his eyes open.I can barely discern a large group of dark shadows surrounding the door, and the Cyan Bi Building is completely impenetrable. People outside don't want to come in, and guests inside don't want to go out.

To be the big shopkeeper of the Blue Blue Building, one must have some skills and a sense of skill.Although he was unhappy in his heart, there was no anger on his face at all.He calmly called the buddy and asked him to go out and greet the friends outside.

The buddies of the Blue Blue House are naturally different from ordinary buddies.If they are placed on prostitutes, they are simply thugs who cannibalize people without spit out their bones.

The buddy called a dozen helpers, grinned grinningly, and walked out with his fists wiped.He yelled and cursed loudly as he walked: "Who the hell is so bold, dare to come to Qingbi Tower to play wild?"

But when he saw the battle outside, the smile froze on his face for a moment.

Outside the gate, eighteen sturdy men, wearing armor, holding long halberds and waist knives, stood shoulder to shoulder like stone men.The expressions are more serious than the other, and if you look carefully, you can feel a little anger from their ferocious expressions.

The buddy rushed out with his helpers, and eighteen pairs of eyes glared at them, which made the buddy feel a little touched.

In the limited cognition of the buddy, he only knows the yamen soldiers in Shuntian Mansion.But Mr. Yin Lu of Shuntian Mansion is a frequent visitor of Cyan Blue Tower, so he would definitely bring his hands down here to "greeting" without calling out to the shopkeeper.

What's more, the outfits worn by these soldiers in front of them are not what the government servants in Shuntian Mansion can afford.

Right now, the buddy already knew that the situation was not good, but he couldn't lose his position in front of the younger brother.Furthermore, there are people behind the boss and the big shopkeeper, and they will definitely come out to support if something really happens.

Thinking of this, the guy became more courageous, raised his finger back, and cursed at the top of his voice: "Do you fucking know what this place is?"

The gold-encrusted plaque hanging on the attic reflects dazzling light under the sunlight, and the three golden characters: "Ganbi Tower" show its brilliance.

At the same time, it implies that whoever dares to come here to make trouble is simply looking for a dead end.

At this time, a sneer suddenly came from the crowd, and then the 18 people suddenly backed away to make way.A noble young man walked out from behind the soldier, all dressed in jewels.But different from ordinary nouveau riche, everything on him shows the master's noble taste.

The noble young master walked straight up to the clerk, without looking at him directly, he said condescendingly: "Do you know who the young master is?"

The buddy snorted coldly: "I don't know!"

As soon as the words fell, a big mouth twitched up.The man was stunned, like three souls lost two and a half souls.

To be honest, the noble slap on the boy's face was numb at most. What really shocked him was the words followed by one of the ferocious soldiers.

"—Blind your dog eyes, you don't even know Uncle Guo!"

There is only one uncle in the Great Wei Kingdom, and that is Liu Xia, the younger brother of the current Empress Dowager Liu Jing.

Beijing——no, the entire Wei people know that this Lord Xia is an out-of-spec product.In Xia Ye's eyes, Dawei's law is a pile of stinky shit.

From the emperor to the powerful ministers, they all turned a blind eye to this Lord Xia and let him go.

No matter how tough the backstage of the owner of the Blue House is, how can it be tougher than this Lord Xia?

The boy's face was getting greener.Liu Xia picked up his nose with his eyes hanging upside down, and flicked the stuffed nose hair onto the clerk's face, and in his usual lazy tone, asked unhurriedly, "Do you know who the young master is?"

The man muttered, "I know... I know..."

Liu Xia slapped her backhand again, and shouted, "How dare you stop me if you know?"

The shopkeeper heard the commotion outside, he rushed out to greet him, and said with a smile: "Master Xia is here, and the villain is too far away to greet you, damn it! Damn it!"

As soon as the words fell, he kicked the guy's ass hard, turned his face and cursed: "You bastard! How dare you be rude to Uncle Guo, why don't you get out of here!"

The buddy and the younger brothers hurriedly ducked and hid back to the Blue Tower.

The big shopkeeper smiled with courtesy on his face, but he was muttering in his heart.I don't know what kind of evil wind Uncle Guo is smoking here today.Although there are hundreds of beauties gathered in the Blue Tower, it is a place for reciting poems, composing Fu, and meeting friends through literature.The girls only sell their art but not their bodies.The guests who come here are all talented scholars.People like Liu Xia would never patronize here.

But Liu Xia is also notoriously capricious, and the women in Yanbilou are the best in the capital.Even the first emperor said when he was alive that if these talented women were not born as daughters, they would all be pillars of the Great Wei Dynasty.Baobuqi Liu Xia also covets these "pillars".

Know that men are always obsessed with things they haven't got yet.

Normally, the shopkeeper would never lose these talented women who have been carefully cultivated, but now, he just wants to get rid of this plague god quickly, so as not to make him unhappy and ruin his life.

However, the girl in the store, Uncle Guo, didn't even look at it, and walked straight to the private room in the innermost room with his family and horses.

The three young men in the room were startled when they saw the door being kicked open, and looked up at the visitor in astonishment.

Liu Xia picked up a hexagram stick engraved with "Father" on the table, played with it in his hand, and fixedly stared at the young man in white in it: "Are you Qu Yunyu?"

Qu Yunyu said nothing.Liu Xia smiled domineeringly, threw the hexagram stick away, and uttered a very unglamorous and unrefined sentence: "Listen clearly, from today onwards, you will be the person on the couch."

Qu Yunyu finally moved, her voice was full of humiliated anger, and she said in a deep voice, "What did you say?"

The corner of Liu Xia's mouth raised, and he pointed at Qu Yunyu's forehead with his fingers, grinning his teeth, as if he wanted to swallow someone alive, and said word by word: "Master said, master, I want to sleep, you."

So everyone once again refreshed their understanding of this uncle of the country, and witnessed the absurdity of the uncle of the country with their own eyes.

And it is Mo Liang who is known as "a good guy" who plays the uncle of this country.

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△○Written in the preface○△

Ladies and gentlemen, I thank you freely!

This article is caused by my randomness, and it mostly uses humorous complaints and occasional bohemian words as selling points, which coincides with irony.

Therefore, it may be different from today's mainstream wear books.However, today's mainstream texts are supernatural, and I have never studied them (-x-)

I often wish to make friends with books.If you don't give up, I will be terrified, thank you again! orz

There is no shortage of good books in the great world.However, I have little talent and little learning, and my literary talents are limited, so I can only write such clumsy works.

If it fails to catch your eyes, I feel sorry for the pain.Castle Peak will not change, I hope we will meet again by chance.

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If you want to speak freely, I implore you to use euphemistic words, use your words for a while, and leave one person sad.Everyone is afraid of being hit.

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Although it is a clumsy work, it is written by countless brain cells that I have died with all my heart. I also hope that the officials will give you more support, bookmark it to comfort your dry soul, and leave a message to encourage you to comfort your hope of finding friends and comrades.Thank you so much, thank you so much!

Now that I am writing, I am tearful and don't know what to say.

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