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Chi Mei realized that everything he had experienced in the tower, even his hatred and the great pain he was carrying were his illusions. When he entered the tower and walked up the first step, when his feet were sticky like water, his nose was suffocating At that time, he had already stepped into the test given by the tower body.

But after he came out, he felt lost. As long as he didn’t say anything, no one would know what he experienced in the pagoda, because all the disciples experienced different things. They were exhausted, and then spent their days under the meditation mantra day after day .

Now, Chi Mei is lying peacefully on the white jade steps, looking at the condensed chaos in the distance. In the Chaos Realm, he can change the surrounding environment with his own thoughts, but Chi Mei always feels lost, no matter what he does, he has no interest.

He now has a suspicion that his name is probably all his own imagination.

Just like Shanze, the Tao Shanze he saw in this world who was suffering from stomach cancer all day was probably his own phantom. Chi Mei flicked his tail, then curled up his tail, put his chin on his arm, and hit him He yawned, waiting for the World Honored One to exit.

Yes, the World Honored One has entered a new retreat after all of them came out, and the entire chaotic world still maintains an indifferent void.

But I don't know if it's Chi Mei's delusion, he feels that the recent state of the prince of the heaven is not as good as his own, he always looks into the distance, turning himself into a husband-wife stone.

And... Honglian, Chi Mei sighed and yawned heavily, he couldn't even see his shadow, since he came out of the tower, Honglian disappeared without a trace, I don't know where he went to practice.

A new red lotus has grown in the position of the three plants in Red Lotus Pond No.30, but it has no self-awareness. Chi Mei sometimes turns into a flying insect and passes by a few times, and she doesn’t feel anything when she stays on its lotus petals. , Later, he simply fell asleep, and felt drowsy every day, feeling that his animal posture had become rounder again.

The white jade steps are slightly cool, with a warm touch, which is very suitable for sleeping. He counted the time, wait a moment, and then he can go to Jiuchongtian to find the nightmare.

Because at this time, he should have just returned from the world.

The dream-eating tapir has been coveted by Chi Mei for a long time. At first, he was lying on the stone steps to sleep. When he was in a daze, he heard someone say that the nightmare-eating tapir would eat the dreams of mortals as his food. Now that the population is increasing, mortals have more and more dreams, and he himself can't bear it, and what he can't eat is left on the big Internet.

The dream-eating tapir who lived well on the Jiuzhong Tianxian Mountain forcibly turned himself into a spider spirit's hole, with webs everywhere.

And it's full of dreams.

Chi Mei squinted for a while, and then walked towards the heaven step by step. The feeling of stepping on the soft clouds made him nostalgic for no reason for the cool touch on the bathroom tiles in Tao Shanze's home. His mana has been banned, and his body is covered with forbidden curses. He is afraid of many punishments, so he dare not have too many unreasonable thoughts about Tao Shanze.

If he had known that it was just an illusion, the first thing he would do when he saw Tao Shanze was to lick him with his barbed tongue, expressing friendship and longing.

He rarely came to Jiuchongtian, the prince of heaven often brought him some flat peaches from the flat peach garden, but he didn't like eating them, and often invited him to play in Jiuchongtian, but he refused.

But today was different, his footsteps were much lighter, and he arrived at the entrance of the dream-eating tapir's cave between the clouds.

Sure enough, it was very similar to the one in the description. As soon as his feet touched the fairy mountain, he saw dense nets wrapped around the trees. Some of the nets were extremely dim, and some were dazzling.

His paw lightly patted on it, and for just a moment, a sense of dizziness enveloped him, and he almost fell into it.

This net is darker than other nets, and sure enough, all I saw in that short period of time was only black.

He hurriedly withdrew his paws, took a deep breath, and saw the nightmare-eating tapir fluttering and landing on the top of the mountain. It can be said that the nightmare-eating tapir has gained a lot today, and his body is covered with thick nets, not to mention the thick net behind him. Thick bag, as huge as his stature.

"Chi Mei?" The dream-eating tapir yelled in surprise when he saw him, "It's been a long time since anyone has been here, and you are still the first guest."

"You know me?" Chi Mei looked at him in disbelief.

"Yeah, before Chu Qiang often told me that you were the most hairy beast he had ever seen."

Chi Mei, who was praised for having the most hair: "..."

But immediately, Chi Mei realized a question, "What did you call me?"

"Chi Mei." The dream-eating tapir put the huge bag behind him on the ground and dragged it away. The dream inside probably had not been tamed, and it was still twitching in the bag, as if there were countless monsters inside. beast.

"Then the Chu Wei you mentioned is the Son of Heaven?" Chi Mei couldn't believe it.

"Yes." While speaking, the nightmare-eating tapir had already dragged the bag to the entrance of the cave, "Come in and sit down, everyone is here."

"Oh." Chi Mei had a huge guess in his mind, but he couldn't be sure until he came to a conclusion.

He followed the dream-eating tapir into the cave, and at first it was extremely difficult to enter because there were many nets at the entrance of the cave. His hair was covered with nets, and every step he took, the nets had to be torn off his body.

Fortunately, after walking for a while, it suddenly became clear, his field of vision widened, and a magnificent cave palace appeared in front of him.

Every few steps, the stalactite walls are inlaid with several huge eggs the size of eggs for lighting. night pearl.

As a result, the above is like a reflection of the lake, which is sparkling and extremely moving.

For a moment it was unclear where the ground was.

The nightmare-eating tapirs carefully caught the nets and put them on the shelves that fell down in different colors. The shelves went straight to the top.

Chi Mei looked up at the top of the palace, and the dream-eating tapir followed his gaze, "Oh, that's a pearl from the East China Sea. He had a dream before, and I accidentally collected it. This is the price."

Chi Mei: "...What dream?"

"Of course you can't say it." The nightmare-eating tapir placed the bag in the middle of the palace on a place that looked like a dragon chair, patted it, and dusted off many tiny crystal-like particles.

"It was obtained from the emperor of the world. It's actually a high-quality imitation. It's really in the museum." It really was what the dream-eating tapir said. It must have been a long time since anyone visited here, and Chi Mei's arrival made him chatter endlessly.

Immediately afterwards, he introduced Xi Shi's clothes, Dong Shi's pearl hairpins, and Handan's shoes...

Chi Mei yawned.

Dream-eating tapir: "...by the way, what are you doing here?"

"make dream."

The dream-eating tapir froze for a moment, "This request is still unheard of. Rather than creating dreams, the gods here prefer to experience other people's dreams, such as the beacon fire opera princes, the verbal battle with hundreds of Confucianists, and the enthronement of Empress Wu..."

"Are they willing to be emperors?"

"Of course not," the nightmare-eating tapir laughed twice, "They are willing to be a disaster for the country. It is said that this can better understand the thoughts of people who pray every day. Compared with building great achievements, what people want is to get something for nothing , if you are interested, you can go to Yuelao, he recently exchanged 99 red ropes with me for a dream of Princess Shanyin, of course, he starred in Princess Shanyin."

Chi Mei: "...is he alright?"

The dream-eating tapir pinched out of thin air, a bundle of red strings appeared in his hand, and shook his head, "No, no, it is said that because he indulged in it, the red strings on the marriage tree fell into disrepair for a long time, and the divorce rate in the world increased, and he hasn't been in love for a long time. He gave me this bundle and I don't need it anymore, I really regret it."

Chi Mei: "..."

The nightmare-eating tapir poured out all the dreams in the bag, various colors, various shapes, and translucent states. The nightmare-eating tapir picked up the needles and threads, crushed them into thin threads, and then began to weave.

Chi Mei realized that the big net outside was not in its original state, but woven by the nightmare-eating tapir.

"Why weave?" Chi Mei asked.

"Have you ever dreamed?" the dream-eating tapir asked.

Chi Mei didn't know if what he had in the tower was a dream, he shook his head, "No."

"Then you don't know it's normal. People's dreams are seldom continuous, they are all intermittent, and some are not shaped at all. In order to make them coherent and to increase my sales, I want to weave them. Buyers will also have a great experience."

The Dream-Eating Tapir paused and continued, "Of course, if you want to create a dream, it's not impossible, then I need to weave it from scratch, and the cost will be higher."

Chi Mei stayed on the sentence behind him, "What price?"

The dream-eater paused, and he seemed to think about it seriously, "I thought about it, the condition is that you come and accompany me to weave dreams every day."

"Impossible." Chi Mei shook his head, he couldn't bear the thought of being with this black bastard all day long, and at the same time made a gesture to leave.

This is the experience he gained in the tower before, if the other party really wants to give it, naturally they can give it on any condition.

"Wait, every three days."

Chi Mei kept walking, her huge body was a little cramped in the cave.

"Every seven days."

Chi Mei almost walked out of the palace.

"per month."

Chi Mei finally stopped, "That's right."

He thought of a wonderful method, one day in the sky and one year on the ground, and 30 years on the ground on thirty days, he would hide in the world at worst.

"Okay, okay." The dream-eating tapir finally sighed, "Tell me, what kind of dream do you want?"

Chi Mei walked towards him slowly, the glazed tiles kept flickering, and he said slowly amidst the radiance: "A man, male and female, has a fortitude and will lose his temper, but he will not hide when things happen. , face up to difficulties, and never give up even if you chase to hell."

"Chasing to hell..." The dream-eating tapir interrupted him, "What kind of debt does it take to chase there?" But seeing Chi Mei's cold eyes, he stopped, "Keep talking, keep talking .”

"He has a house, which is not too big, but very cozy. There is a kitchen where he can cook what he likes. He is healthy and good at cooking. It feels like home there."

"He has a partner. If the partner is in a good mood, he will wear women's clothes, or even transform into a woman. Neighbors and neighbors will think that they are newly married couples, but in fact they are the only ones for each other."

"They will meet at a fixed time, walk into each other's life, continue there, pointing to eternity."

"No matter how many ups and downs and tribulations we have encountered in the past, in the days to come, each other will be each other's antidote."

"Because they are in love..."

The nightmare-eating tapir weaved quickly, but the technique seemed to be inconsistent with the one just now. It soon became a large net, and gradually thickened, taking the shape of a quilt. The quilt was translucent, like a combination of countless fluff.

Chi Mei didn't look at the dream-eating tapir the whole time, and naturally he didn't see how he weaves. He just glanced at the dome of the palace. His eye sockets were inexplicably moist. When the nightmare took the quilt in his hand, he still felt incredible, "Is this all right?"

"Of course, my craftsmanship is superb, and I have also added my creative elements to it. I guarantee that you will be satisfied. Come and accompany me willingly."

Chi Mei carefully put away the big net, "I will."

"Wait." The nightmare-eating tapir stopped him.

"Don't be addicted, it's just a dream."

"I know." Chi Mei's voice echoed in the hall, but there was no sign of him anymore.

The dream-eating tapir sighed, and picked up a bundle of red ropes from the side, "Oh, that's what Yuelao told me at the time, but it turned out that I had to fall into a dream twice every three days."

He walked behind the huge Ye Mingzhu, "You can come out now."

A young man in red came out slowly from behind, "Have you set the time yet?"

"Just wait until Chi Mei opens the barrier." The Dream Eater said.

"Okay." The young man showed no expression. Every time he took a step, there would be bright red lotus blooming under his feet, and the fragrance was overflowing, even the inside of this hall was contaminated.

"Just now I was worried that he would see that what I gave him was not a dream, but an enchantment to the human world. When he took it out, he would enter the enchantment, and when he woke up, he would be in the human world." The dream-eater was obsessed Looking at Honglian carefully.

Long Jiu said: "You go, don't know when you can come back?"

Guren didn't answer his question, but looked at the bundle of red rope in his hand, which was tightly wrapped around his arm, "Did you put the other end on the barrier?"

"That's natural," said the nightmare-eating tapir.

"You have been here for 80 years? 90 years? Well, that Chi Mei thought it was a dream after entering the human world, but he didn't know it was real."

Hong Lian carefully looked at the way the red rope was wound, and said lightly: "There is no dream and reality. Huang Liang's dream is hard to distinguish between real and fake. I just believe that what I see now is real."

He smiled, and then pulled the red rope, a white light appeared, and the next moment, he was standing at the entrance of the world enchantment.