In that case

I picked up a treasure, a snake that can write, and it seems that it can understand human speech.It is definitely a big news that will cause a sensation in the media.

But in an animal kingdom, the people on the street are neither human nor animal, and a little snake that can write can no longer move Ji Ran's already numb heart.

Looking at those people on the street, they couldn't have taken someone's child by themselves, right?What should I do if I am regarded as a strange sorghum who is abducted and trafficked in children?

"Hey, let me ask you, you are not a child of someone's family, are you? Let me make it clear that you walked with me by yourself."

Stupid man, I am your man!

The little snake turned around and pointed its butt at Ji Ran.

This time it was ignored. T_T

Bring back the little snake, "Now I'm asking you a question, you nod or shake your head, or I'll throw you out"

How dare you throw your man out!Damn female, she hasn't regained her human form for a day, and she can't revive her masculinity for a day!

"Can you understand me?"

Seeing that the little snake was about to point its butt at him again, he quickly pressed it down.

"Well, where are your parents?"

Shake your head.Although it feels like there are many of the same kind here, Madam is definitely not here.

Ji Ran pondered, it seemed that he was an orphan, and he was so kind that he adopted the orphan. (Who wanted to be a cool nurse at the beginning...)

"What you just wrote was a cute character, so I'll call you Xiao Ke."

nod.Finally got smart.

"Hmm... well, now let me see that you are a male and a female, what about little JJ?? Hey, no, it should be a female... Oh, you bite again!"

I'm a male male!You are the female I fucked!

The little snake arched its body and kept screaming at Ji Ran, Ji Ran: Could it be XX who can't touch little girls. .But I don't know where its XX is.

"Okay, okay, be good, little girl, and I'll make you something to eat."

Yan Ke hated the current state.Came here inexplicably, inexplicably retracted back to childhood.

It's almost the same as when I was a child. I was almost an adult, but it was like being beaten back to my original shape. Regarding my little JJ--, the snake's erection is hidden under the scales.He was actually laughed at by his own female. . .

Looking at the little snake that crawled down from my palm, the back that stopped on the bed sheet was so lonely and vast--.

Couldn't it be that she couldn't get married if she touched her lower body?

"Xiao Ke, I really didn't touch anything just now, and I didn't tell anyone. Don't worry about not getting married in the future."

The little snake "snapped" weakly and limply on the bed sheet.

Why.The little girl's heart is glass.

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Replaced Yan Ke’s name with ken so that it would make more sense later on. Hey, this is the consequence of not having an outline——

That being the case 8 (Aliens are so scary~~)

Opening the refrigerator, it was filled with spoils from an afternoon with Zhen De.The screening is too fierce, grabbing the special price is not losing to those aunts and grandmothers housewives. . . .Relying on his burly body, he squeezed into the crowd, his eyes were quick and his movements were quick, and he picked up all the good ones. Against the wavering eyes of those resentful housewives, Ji Ran was very embarrassed, but Zhen De was at ease and proud Push the shopping cart like a hill and walk ahead.

It was also a great sight to buy some regular clothes later on, and Zhen De searched for many good things by himself.Ji Ran didn't wear discounted clothes in the past, but the quality of these clothes is very comfortable. The feeling on the skin is breathable and soft, and the style is just like ordinary T-shirts.

From this, it can be seen that Zhen De really has the qualities of a good wife, no wonder she is number zero--.

Ji Ran, who had stretched almost his whole body into the refrigerator, was not only terribly cold on his body, but also chilled when he saw the food bags in the refrigerator.

Ignoring the words "special sale" on the red label on the bag, it was enough to make Ji Ran sweat: "Shiquan Dabu Bullwhip", "Delicate and cute chicken breast", "Invincible Fenghuo pig's trotters", "I still want to eat it." Eat a leg of lamb." . . . .

The paper bag that Zhen De chose was almost full of meat. . .the most important is. . . .

Ji Ran's mind automatically switches images: Mr. Bull Horn = Bullwhip and Chicken Crown Zhengtai Boy = Small Chicken Breast, Fat and Stupid Man = Pig's Trotter and Miss Horn = Sexy Roasted Leg of Lamb. . . .

Automatic conclusion: Cannibalism on this planet is not illegal? ? ?

Thinking back to the supermarket that followed Zhen De’s buttocks in the afternoon, my own people were very chaotic and listened to the loud voice in front of me, and my mental activities were so entangled that I didn’t think it was wrong to see Mr. something is wrong. . . .

Now it seems that the food laws of this planet are not what I imagined. . .If it is said that the herbivorous rabbits also eat meat, then the carnivorous ones should eat the same kind ==? ? . . . .

Zhen De said that it would be very dangerous. Does it mean that he might become food?No wonder it is so rare. .They are all eaten less, no wonder the government guarantees it, because it cherishes food. . . .No wonder I just saw several eyes shining at me on the street. . . .

It was still a novelty to see a fruit counter with strange colors in the supermarket. Standing next to him was an unrecognizable gentleman who was a head taller than himself, and kept shaking his nose in front of the counter.He took a pink fruit that looked like a watermelon and handed it to Ji Ran: "Sir, it's very fragrant, it must taste good."

"Ah, thank you, it's the first time I've been to the supermarket here, and the fruits look beautiful."

Ji Ran happily took the pink melon and turned to look for Zhen De.Mr. Typeless, who looks like a human being, stuck out his fangs abruptly, watching the short-circuited No. [-] man run away with melons and a bunch of colorful fruits.

Now that I think of that man, it's so scary, I was so absorbed in seeing Xinqi that I ignored his incessant swallowing movements. . . .

Silently took out a bag of "delicate chicken breast". . .

Aliens are so scary, Mom, I want to go back to Earth T_T.

That being the case 9 (incorporate into the gossip of the aunt)

The building where Ji Ran lives is dedicated to the following types of people. 1. Visitors from aliens who have no place to live 2. Minors who ran away from home 3. People who left their mother’s house to make trouble (囧) 4. Poor students

The above are all what Ji Ran heard from Aunt Xiong who was also taking out the garbage when he was sorting out the garbage in the yard on the first floor.

Aunt Xiong is very happy, she has an audience who can listen to her chatting about her family, especially when encountering this kind of alien lost lamb, she can also be a bosom sister, looking at the young man's melancholy eyes, the fat aunt is very happy contented.

The fat body kept shaking: "Hahahaha Ji Ran, you are so cute, we eat unevolved animals, it is against the law to slaughter the same kind at will~"

Ji Ran's black line, even if you haven't evolved, it's your predecessor.

"The biological chain is like this. There are always those who are eliminated and those who are promoted. I heard that you came from a terrible planet. It seems that you can still eat the same kind there!"

Shrugging helplessly, he naturally turned cannibalism into a fight for survival.But even there "cannibalism" is better than being in this completely strange place.

Seeing that Ji Ran didn't deny it, Aunt Xiong was very excited: "It seems to be true. I've always wanted to know what it's like to be a human being. Don't the smells like yours smell good?"

"...What's the smell?" It's not what I understand, is it?I don't know this taste, this taste, and I don't want to know. . .I was so panicked in my heart, I finally let go and hung up again ==.

"Well, it's that kind of fragrant, faint..." The fat aunt looked at Ji Ran with her round black brown eyes looking like a girl in spring, her nose twitched, and her semi-circular ears twitched in tandem.

What kind of smell does it have? Zhen De also said it smelled.Is it the smell of being soaked in sea water and then dried on the lawn?

Aunt Xiong doesn't live in this building, she lives in a small villa next to her.But I really like to visit this building.

"Oh my god damn old man knows how to watch 'Strong Guerrilla' all day Occupational plot, every 10 years for a batch of new faces.), Zhuang Guerrilla has been acting for 100 years and still hasn’t gotten bored!”

. . . . . . . .

"How long is your life expectancy?"

"Well, the normal ones are usually between 500 and 600." The fat aunt looked at Ji Ran again, her eyes were eyes and noses were noses, and she didn't dislike her being wordy. It was actually better than the one at home.

"I have a workaholic son who should be about the same age as you. He is an adult, but he doesn't go home and works overtime every day, and he doesn't know what he does outside. How many days have he been away? Let me calculate, one day? Or a day and a half ...?"

Mo, your son is estimated to be in the hundreds, right?

Watching Aunt Xiong keep counting the days with her fingers, she couldn't help but think what should she do if she is not with her parents all year round?Thinking of my parents, I am in an alien planet at the speed of light. I have no chance to be nagged. I am a little sad that I have not fulfilled my filial piety and will not be with the two elders. I would have gone on a blind date if I knew it that day. Damn it, I can still give my mother a good impression. . .

Ji Ran said goodbye to Aunt Xiong.Aunt Xiong's chubby body seemed to be rolling and running, and she was still nagging that her son would go home for dinner today. . .

That being the case 10 (Male prostitution is also pregnant??)

Went up to the 3rd floor and found the building opposite to my house