Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over
Chapter 49 The Most Embarrassing Confession in History 01
The atmosphere after dinner today was a little discordant. Except for the two brothers Aoge and Buku who were happily playing Swiss army knives there, the two adults had a dead face, and Sun Zhixin almost became psychologically constipated.
What the hell?Could it be that the dinner you made yourself tonight is not delicious?No, when those two had dinner, they were like starving ghosts reincarnated, as if they were afraid of eating less.What's wrong with that?Early menopause?Auntie is late?Or dissatisfied?Uh... No matter what it is, I can't help myself.
From this, it can be seen that student Sun Zhixin's EQ is low, and he has not felt it in the eye of the storm, which seems to be in a low pressure.
Aoge was addicted to knives, like a serious drug addict, Sun Zhixin couldn't stand it and took back the knives, and the awkward child was finally willing to take Buku back to his tent in resentment.Naru and Tiger continued to fight with big eyes and small eyes. Probably because this kind of PK at the spiritual level was too exhausting, the two masters kept fighting without saying a word until almost nine o'clock before leaving.What are they all?All of them top quality... Finally, Sun Zhixin heaved a sigh of relief after seeing off the four great gods, and lay on the bearskin of his tent thinking about something.
The bear skin was sent by Naaru. Wild bears are all fierce and not easy to mess with. It takes a lot of money and effort to hunt them, so there are not many bear skins in the entire camp that can be used.Not that it's comfortable, untanned leather like this is uncomfortable no matter what.From a certain point of view, it represents some kind of extraordinary identity and status, similar to the medals issued when awarding awards.
As far as Sun Zhixin knows, Naru, Tiger, Aurik, and Kang are qualified to use bear skins in the entire camp, and Zigli seems to have one, and then he is himself.Sun Zhixin was very embarrassed after knowing the meaning of the bear skin. Who likes this stuff?It has not been tanned, and it is hard-tied and smelly. Even the hair is turned down on the east side and the west side, as if it has been ravaged.But Naru was very happy when he took it, as if he had given Sun Zhixin some valuable gift, so Sun Zhixin had to accept it and spread it in the tent, and then went to pick a lot of grave-removing grass to drive away the strange smell of bear skin.No way, he is naturally soft-hearted, Naru is so happy, he can't refuse.
It was still early in the night, and it was not tiring to teach a group of women's soldiers to spin and weave nets. Sun Zhixin lay on the bear skin and couldn't fall asleep for a while, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep there.
Thinking about something?Sun Zhixin is a careless man, but he doesn't have such a sense of superiority that hurts the spring and the autumn.Ask him to jokingly say that the sky is cool for autumn, unless the sky is falling!
To be honest, he is quite satisfied with his current life. He doesn't have to be in the state of modern society where people and people are crushing each other all day long. There is no exhausting intrigue, and life is full and comfortable every day.If there is no winter crisis that is approaching day by day, Ganaru's threat to his butt is perfect!
Well, it’s true that I miss the nightlife in my previous life, because I can go to drink beer with my friends, karaoke, and bombard the computer screen all night CS (Counter-Strike, a competitive first-person perspective battle game ), and adult martial arts movies full of hard drives, that is, the kind of blockbuster movies that start with the letter A that men with a high degree of difficulty in action like.Muto Lan, Iijima Ai, Aoi Sora, Lin Chiling, and other AV sisters with more than N, I bid farewell to you in tears... You must take care of your health, don't sleep with a man, it's better to pick and choose.Didn't the son say it?In fact, fraternity and despicability are similar in many ways. If my brother is gone, you should stop fraternity.
I was imagining the snow-white body of Sora Aoi's sister, and I was about to fall asleep in a daze.Just at the moment when she was about to fall asleep, for some reason, the snow-white and crystal-clear body of Aoi sister was suddenly replaced by Naru's bronze-colored strong and masculine naked body, and the mallet under her waist was as big as Qi Tian The Great Sage's Dinghai Shenzhen Needle is also shocking.Sun Zhixin shuddered suddenly——
woke up.
Of course it's not like the shudder that Zhu Bajie gave to Chun Shisanniang in Journey to the West, but a simple shudder...
"Sun Zhixin."
Who called me?Just after driving Naru's fiery body out of his brain, his sanity is still a little dazed.
"Sun Zhixin."
This time Sun Zhixin heard clearly, calling him the voice of Tiger.
Unable to hear Sun Zhixin's answer, Tiger called again: "Sun Zhixin."
To be honest, Tiger’s pronunciation is really standard, not at all like Naru, and it’s weird to pronounce the word Sun Zhixin now, like people in Europe and the United States who speak Chinese, and they can’t always pronounce the pitch clearly, and they can’t distinguish flat and warped. Tongue difference.His voice is not as deep and deep as that of Naru, as if it is turning out of the chest after thousands of twists and turns, but it is mellow and cold, and has a special mellowness, with a unique portamento and vibrato at the end, very rich contagious.
If Naru's voice is like a deep cello, then Tiger's voice is like an expressive saxophone, a model voice full of mature charm.He called out in a low voice outside the tent, which made Sun Zhixin's tailbone tingle.But Sun Zhixin didn't intend to agree for the time being, Tiger was not Naru, and the predatory nature exuded from his whole body was not comparable to Naru's honest and honest big dog, it was very unsafe.
In the past, Sun Zhixin didn't understand the relationship between men and men, but now Naru has opened his mind, knowing that men can have sex with men, so he has a faint sense of crisis.Times have changed. It used to be unsafe for women to meet men privately in the middle of the night. They might lose their virginity or something.Now it's not safe for a man to meet a man privately in the middle of the night, and his ass may suffer... Just pretend he doesn't pay attention to him, this guy is just like Naru, he is also a guy who can't help but eat meat and vegetables.Besides, Naru is considered a second-married person at any rate, and he is a little bit measured in his actions.What do you say in modern terms for an unmarried person like Tiger?Oh, as far as sex is concerned, he is a type of fighter jet, and it is said that he has not yet fought. I don't want to be his whetstone, so it is safest to play dead and be a tortoise.
It's just that the fellow has been barking outside the tent, and his tenacity and stubbornness are even worse than the ringing of the phone that has not been answered.
"Sun Zhixin, I know you're not asleep, come out and talk for a while."
After a pause, Tiger said again: "Do you want to avoid seeing me forever? We live in the same camp, and we see each other every day. I still eat here. It's not good for you to bother me so much. Come out and chat. Well, the moonlight is very good tonight. The two tribes are together now, don’t you want to know more about the Seabreeze tribe?”
Sun Zhixin was startled, but he suddenly had a good impression of Tiger.He probably still remembered the incident when he sneaked into his tent that night, but now he obeyed the rules, just stayed in the tent and yelled, and no one came in.
Do you want to promise him?Anyway, it's boring if you don't fall asleep, and it's early, so it seems nothing to go out and chat for a while.But why does Mao feel so weird?The way the man called him outside was like a boy friend throwing stones outside the window and smashing the window glass to call his little girlfriend, and the two want to go out to have an affair together.
When it was over, Sun Zhixin felt a sudden chill in his heart.Tiger invited him to go out to talk in the middle of the night, and he could also think about cheating. Could it be that Naru really broke him?No……
Tiger didn't answer for a long time, and changed his tone again: "Sun Zhixin, Sun Zhixin, Xinxin, Xinxin."
Chimpanzees? !I'm fucking a baboon!You are the orangutan, your mother is an orangutan, your father is an orangutan, and your whole family is an orangutan!
Sun Zhixin became furious and said angrily, "What's it called? A funeral?"
Yi Gu Lu picked it up from the bear skin, walked out of the tent, and saw Tiger under the moon at a glance.
With just one glance, Sun Zhixin was suddenly stunned.
The first time he saw Tiger, Sun Zhixin knew that this Viking-like man was very handsome.But looking at him seriously under the moonlight again, I realized that this man is surprisingly handsome!
He seemed born for the night, unlike Naaru, who was made for the day.Under the night sky, Tiger was slender and fit, like a human-shaped cheetah.The moonlight sprinkled on his strong chest, which seemed to be dyed with a layer of silver light. The lumps of abdominal muscles looked like mountains and hills from a distance. The Beijing Pirates looked more wild, more wild, more handsome, more noble, and more elegant than they looked in the daytime, and they also had a bit more mystery and poignancy unique to the night sky. The whole body close to the ceiling was like a silhouette, with a shocking feeling The contagious power of regret.
Tiger's aura was ostentatious and aggressive, but under the reflection of the moonlight, Sun Zhixin's two eyes looked very gentle as Sun Zhixin discovered for the first time, and there was also a kind of affection that made his scalp tingle.
He just stood there lazily, his whole body was very relaxed, and his body exuded a natural and freehand beauty, like a cheetah that was full of food and drink, finally in the mood to play with its prey.Especially his eyes, no longer the usual gray and white indifference, but upon closer inspection they turned out to be blue and faint, exactly the same as the reflection of the pupils of wild cheetahs under the light!
For a moment, I don’t know if it was Sun Zhixin’s illusion, as if he really saw Tiger’s eyes shrunk into a line of cat pupils, and then they returned to their original shape, still blue, affectionate and gentle, never the first time The cold feeling when you see it.
Cat pupil?Did I get it wrong or what?How could it be possible for human eyes to shrink into that kind of hard line?Look at his eyes carefully again, this time even the faint blue color is gone, it is still gray and white like the Vikings, but also like the color of the Germanic people, just a cool tone There is warmth in it, and it looks much better than before.
Seeing Sun Zhixin staring at him blankly, as if discovering his own charm for the first time, Tiger was somewhat complacent and happy, filled with the satisfaction of being appreciated by Sun Zhixin, and grinned wickedly: "Xinxin."
What the hell?Could it be that the dinner you made yourself tonight is not delicious?No, when those two had dinner, they were like starving ghosts reincarnated, as if they were afraid of eating less.What's wrong with that?Early menopause?Auntie is late?Or dissatisfied?Uh... No matter what it is, I can't help myself.
From this, it can be seen that student Sun Zhixin's EQ is low, and he has not felt it in the eye of the storm, which seems to be in a low pressure.
Aoge was addicted to knives, like a serious drug addict, Sun Zhixin couldn't stand it and took back the knives, and the awkward child was finally willing to take Buku back to his tent in resentment.Naru and Tiger continued to fight with big eyes and small eyes. Probably because this kind of PK at the spiritual level was too exhausting, the two masters kept fighting without saying a word until almost nine o'clock before leaving.What are they all?All of them top quality... Finally, Sun Zhixin heaved a sigh of relief after seeing off the four great gods, and lay on the bearskin of his tent thinking about something.
The bear skin was sent by Naaru. Wild bears are all fierce and not easy to mess with. It takes a lot of money and effort to hunt them, so there are not many bear skins in the entire camp that can be used.Not that it's comfortable, untanned leather like this is uncomfortable no matter what.From a certain point of view, it represents some kind of extraordinary identity and status, similar to the medals issued when awarding awards.
As far as Sun Zhixin knows, Naru, Tiger, Aurik, and Kang are qualified to use bear skins in the entire camp, and Zigli seems to have one, and then he is himself.Sun Zhixin was very embarrassed after knowing the meaning of the bear skin. Who likes this stuff?It has not been tanned, and it is hard-tied and smelly. Even the hair is turned down on the east side and the west side, as if it has been ravaged.But Naru was very happy when he took it, as if he had given Sun Zhixin some valuable gift, so Sun Zhixin had to accept it and spread it in the tent, and then went to pick a lot of grave-removing grass to drive away the strange smell of bear skin.No way, he is naturally soft-hearted, Naru is so happy, he can't refuse.
It was still early in the night, and it was not tiring to teach a group of women's soldiers to spin and weave nets. Sun Zhixin lay on the bear skin and couldn't fall asleep for a while, so he closed his eyes and fell asleep there.
Thinking about something?Sun Zhixin is a careless man, but he doesn't have such a sense of superiority that hurts the spring and the autumn.Ask him to jokingly say that the sky is cool for autumn, unless the sky is falling!
To be honest, he is quite satisfied with his current life. He doesn't have to be in the state of modern society where people and people are crushing each other all day long. There is no exhausting intrigue, and life is full and comfortable every day.If there is no winter crisis that is approaching day by day, Ganaru's threat to his butt is perfect!
Well, it’s true that I miss the nightlife in my previous life, because I can go to drink beer with my friends, karaoke, and bombard the computer screen all night CS (Counter-Strike, a competitive first-person perspective battle game ), and adult martial arts movies full of hard drives, that is, the kind of blockbuster movies that start with the letter A that men with a high degree of difficulty in action like.Muto Lan, Iijima Ai, Aoi Sora, Lin Chiling, and other AV sisters with more than N, I bid farewell to you in tears... You must take care of your health, don't sleep with a man, it's better to pick and choose.Didn't the son say it?In fact, fraternity and despicability are similar in many ways. If my brother is gone, you should stop fraternity.
I was imagining the snow-white body of Sora Aoi's sister, and I was about to fall asleep in a daze.Just at the moment when she was about to fall asleep, for some reason, the snow-white and crystal-clear body of Aoi sister was suddenly replaced by Naru's bronze-colored strong and masculine naked body, and the mallet under her waist was as big as Qi Tian The Great Sage's Dinghai Shenzhen Needle is also shocking.Sun Zhixin shuddered suddenly——
woke up.
Of course it's not like the shudder that Zhu Bajie gave to Chun Shisanniang in Journey to the West, but a simple shudder...
"Sun Zhixin."
Who called me?Just after driving Naru's fiery body out of his brain, his sanity is still a little dazed.
"Sun Zhixin."
This time Sun Zhixin heard clearly, calling him the voice of Tiger.
Unable to hear Sun Zhixin's answer, Tiger called again: "Sun Zhixin."
To be honest, Tiger’s pronunciation is really standard, not at all like Naru, and it’s weird to pronounce the word Sun Zhixin now, like people in Europe and the United States who speak Chinese, and they can’t always pronounce the pitch clearly, and they can’t distinguish flat and warped. Tongue difference.His voice is not as deep and deep as that of Naru, as if it is turning out of the chest after thousands of twists and turns, but it is mellow and cold, and has a special mellowness, with a unique portamento and vibrato at the end, very rich contagious.
If Naru's voice is like a deep cello, then Tiger's voice is like an expressive saxophone, a model voice full of mature charm.He called out in a low voice outside the tent, which made Sun Zhixin's tailbone tingle.But Sun Zhixin didn't intend to agree for the time being, Tiger was not Naru, and the predatory nature exuded from his whole body was not comparable to Naru's honest and honest big dog, it was very unsafe.
In the past, Sun Zhixin didn't understand the relationship between men and men, but now Naru has opened his mind, knowing that men can have sex with men, so he has a faint sense of crisis.Times have changed. It used to be unsafe for women to meet men privately in the middle of the night. They might lose their virginity or something.Now it's not safe for a man to meet a man privately in the middle of the night, and his ass may suffer... Just pretend he doesn't pay attention to him, this guy is just like Naru, he is also a guy who can't help but eat meat and vegetables.Besides, Naru is considered a second-married person at any rate, and he is a little bit measured in his actions.What do you say in modern terms for an unmarried person like Tiger?Oh, as far as sex is concerned, he is a type of fighter jet, and it is said that he has not yet fought. I don't want to be his whetstone, so it is safest to play dead and be a tortoise.
It's just that the fellow has been barking outside the tent, and his tenacity and stubbornness are even worse than the ringing of the phone that has not been answered.
"Sun Zhixin, I know you're not asleep, come out and talk for a while."
After a pause, Tiger said again: "Do you want to avoid seeing me forever? We live in the same camp, and we see each other every day. I still eat here. It's not good for you to bother me so much. Come out and chat. Well, the moonlight is very good tonight. The two tribes are together now, don’t you want to know more about the Seabreeze tribe?”
Sun Zhixin was startled, but he suddenly had a good impression of Tiger.He probably still remembered the incident when he sneaked into his tent that night, but now he obeyed the rules, just stayed in the tent and yelled, and no one came in.
Do you want to promise him?Anyway, it's boring if you don't fall asleep, and it's early, so it seems nothing to go out and chat for a while.But why does Mao feel so weird?The way the man called him outside was like a boy friend throwing stones outside the window and smashing the window glass to call his little girlfriend, and the two want to go out to have an affair together.
When it was over, Sun Zhixin felt a sudden chill in his heart.Tiger invited him to go out to talk in the middle of the night, and he could also think about cheating. Could it be that Naru really broke him?No……
Tiger didn't answer for a long time, and changed his tone again: "Sun Zhixin, Sun Zhixin, Xinxin, Xinxin."
Chimpanzees? !I'm fucking a baboon!You are the orangutan, your mother is an orangutan, your father is an orangutan, and your whole family is an orangutan!
Sun Zhixin became furious and said angrily, "What's it called? A funeral?"
Yi Gu Lu picked it up from the bear skin, walked out of the tent, and saw Tiger under the moon at a glance.
With just one glance, Sun Zhixin was suddenly stunned.
The first time he saw Tiger, Sun Zhixin knew that this Viking-like man was very handsome.But looking at him seriously under the moonlight again, I realized that this man is surprisingly handsome!
He seemed born for the night, unlike Naaru, who was made for the day.Under the night sky, Tiger was slender and fit, like a human-shaped cheetah.The moonlight sprinkled on his strong chest, which seemed to be dyed with a layer of silver light. The lumps of abdominal muscles looked like mountains and hills from a distance. The Beijing Pirates looked more wild, more wild, more handsome, more noble, and more elegant than they looked in the daytime, and they also had a bit more mystery and poignancy unique to the night sky. The whole body close to the ceiling was like a silhouette, with a shocking feeling The contagious power of regret.
Tiger's aura was ostentatious and aggressive, but under the reflection of the moonlight, Sun Zhixin's two eyes looked very gentle as Sun Zhixin discovered for the first time, and there was also a kind of affection that made his scalp tingle.
He just stood there lazily, his whole body was very relaxed, and his body exuded a natural and freehand beauty, like a cheetah that was full of food and drink, finally in the mood to play with its prey.Especially his eyes, no longer the usual gray and white indifference, but upon closer inspection they turned out to be blue and faint, exactly the same as the reflection of the pupils of wild cheetahs under the light!
For a moment, I don’t know if it was Sun Zhixin’s illusion, as if he really saw Tiger’s eyes shrunk into a line of cat pupils, and then they returned to their original shape, still blue, affectionate and gentle, never the first time The cold feeling when you see it.
Cat pupil?Did I get it wrong or what?How could it be possible for human eyes to shrink into that kind of hard line?Look at his eyes carefully again, this time even the faint blue color is gone, it is still gray and white like the Vikings, but also like the color of the Germanic people, just a cool tone There is warmth in it, and it looks much better than before.
Seeing Sun Zhixin staring at him blankly, as if discovering his own charm for the first time, Tiger was somewhat complacent and happy, filled with the satisfaction of being appreciated by Sun Zhixin, and grinned wickedly: "Xinxin."
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