Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over

A group of snowfield wolves settled down in the tribe, and their relationship with the tribe members became better and better, as if they were living as part of the tribe. Humans and wolves lived together in the camp, and they were happy and leisurely.

Strictly speaking, the current tribal composition is divided into three parts.Naru's hunter tribe, Taige's Sea Breeze tribe, and Diesel's snowfield wolf members together form the mixed situation of humans, wolves, and human-wolves living in caves.From another point of view, the three parts are actually a whole, as if fused together, it is not very clear which side of each other is a person or a wolf, it seems to be chaotic, but in reality it is chaotic orderly.

The best proof is Naru, currently he can't even speak in wolf form, and he is a beginner in wolf language, howling in a mess, except for Sun Zhixin who can guess what he wants to say, the rest, whether it is a human or a wolf I was confused.Therefore, the management of the hunter tribe is actually handed over to Tiger, and Naaru himself has been obsessed with hunting in wolf form recently...

Naru was relieved to let Tiger manage his people.Today's Tiger is no longer the Tiger of the day. The sharp and arrogant pirate leader who only likes to plunder has grown up a lot. He knows how to love people, and he also knows how to exchange hearts with sincerity. He is not only an upright good man, Also an excellent leader.As a patriarch who tried his best to protect his people, what worries Naru?

Especially the existence of Sun Zhixin, he is the link connecting the three parties, as long as he is there, everything will go in a good direction.So Nalu was happy, and for the second time in his life, he indulged himself as wantonly as he did when he injured his leg last time, and went hunting with a pack of wolves every day.When he first transformed, his bestial instincts were far inferior to the snowfield wolf, but he was a senior elite hunter in his bones, and he was an excellent team leader in the past. With the cooperation of Diesel, the power of the wolf pack tactics was mentioned again and again, and Xueyuan The wolves began to slowly accept and get used to the new deputy commander, and Naru had an equal position with Diesel in the wolves.

For all these reasons, Naru was very happy being a wolf, and felt more and more that it didn't matter if he couldn't change back. Being a wolf is beautiful...

But Sun Zhixin had a big head.The naruna has always had a strong desire, and after transforming into a wolf, that demand only increases, not decreases.Unable to hold back, he even courted Sun Zhixin like a wolf.Don't people often call satyrs perverts?It can be seen that sex and wolves are always inextricably linked, which has led Sun Zhixin to scold Naru the most in recent times.

people.Beast... Kan Sun Zhixin really can't get over this taboo.Whether it's Wolf Naru riding on him, or standing behind Wolf Naru... Just thinking about these two pictures, Sun Zhixin feels that there are dark clouds covering the top, and thunder is rolling outside!

The most frightening thing is that after Naru's transformation, his body size has enlarged, and the size of that stuff has also enlarged a lot.Sun Zhixin secretly peeped at Naru's appearance in the current wolf form when he was in heat, and then quietly estimated his own caliber. He felt that if he really wanted to have sex with him, the situation would be like trying to put an ordinary scabbard into Guan Erye's body. The Qinglong Yanyue Saber is absolutely impossible.

If he was hit by that murderous weapon... Sun Zhixin's face turned black, his ass became tight, and his whole body shivered unceasingly.

But Naru doesn't have this concern. He seems to have been missing a key muscle in this regard, taking everything for granted.The only one who has been worried about being seriously injured is Sun Zhixin.

Sagittarius, satyr, heat always regardless of time, place and occasion, Sun Zhixin was very frightened, and when he saw Naru at night, he took a detour and hid far away, resolutely refusing to fulfill his obligation as Gemma.

But looking at the grievance and dissatisfaction on the face of the Nalu wolf, Sun Zhixin felt distressed. One day, under the sympathy of his heart, he invented a new technology - hand washing.

What is hand washing?The source comes from a joke, saying that after having a child, the couple should avoid the child during intercourse to avoid adverse effects. For this reason, a cryptic code word is used to signal the sexual intercourse, and the code code is to wash clothes.One day, the husband wanted to have fun with his wife, so he ordered the child to tell his wife, "Tell your mother, I want to do laundry." The wife was in a bad mood, and ordered the child to reply, "Tell your father, the laundry is broken!" Husband is angry, cold war with his wife and does not speak.A few days later, the wife was in a better mood and asked the child to tell her husband, "Go and tell your father that the washing machine has been repaired and you can wash clothes." After a while, the child came back and said, "Dad said, no need! He has already washed it by hand." ! Wash it yourself!"

The situation between Sun Zhixin and Naru is like this now. Whenever Naru wants to do something, Sun Zhixin wants to scream: "The washing machine is broken!"

Or: "Even if it is not damaged, if you put something like that in the wash, it will definitely be washed! Damn, try wearing a pair of one-foot-eight pants with a three-foot waist? You have to dare to stretch that thing over, Lao Tzu I don't mind cutting you across the board at all, making you the first eunuch in history!"

Naru was extremely sad, and looked at Sun Zhixin with eyes that every lover understands.And Sun Zhixin is soft-hearted. After thinking about it, hand washing, a very technical activity, was born!

say what?Is there any man who can't wash by hand?This is just like instinct, a man can almost know it.

That's true, it's not like Sun Zhixin didn't wash his hands when he was young.Haven't you heard that saying, the little pistols of youth, every boy has a lot of them.At the age when male hormones are secreted too quickly, almost everyone has done the embarrassing thing of washing several hands a day.Men, when they were seventeen or eighteen years old, it was almost impossible to think of anything else in their minds except this.Unless it is Tianxie, otherwise all are full of enthusiasm all day long.

The problem is that Sun Zhixin has fired a human gun before, but never fired a wolf gun... How can this thing be fixed?Even Sun Zhixin, who is experienced with pistols, was extremely worried about Naru's wolf gun.What's more, you can't tell others about this matter. One person, one wolf, pistol together... It's really the number one joke in the ages!

After thinking about it, Zuo En thought, well, find a secluded place where no one is around, and sneak around.

So he rode Naru, found an opportunity when no one was there, and sneaked into the depths of the cave.It felt like cheating, but it was a little exciting.

When they reached the ground, Naluhou threw Sun Zhixin to the ground in a hurry, and a big, shaggy head was raised up, which reminded Sun Zhixin of the old man who was visiting a building for the first time.

Nalu's wolf form increased greatly in size, and Sun Zhixin's small body was no match for him. He raised his two front paws and threw Sun Zhixin to the ground.Immediately, Naru pounced on him fittingly, pressing on him unceremoniously.Evil dog throwing shit, this action is described.

Sun Zhibiao was terrified, and felt a strange thing swinging up from between his legs.

not good!

To be raped!

Shocked, he aimed at Nalu's fragile nose, and punched Nalu with a heavy punch, causing Nalu to shake his head, his nose sore and tears prospering.

"While going, didn't you agree to wash it by hand? Stand by the side!"

"Ow!"

"Call Mao! Stand up, and bring... that over here. No, stretch it out. Still wrong, show me!"

Naru walked around on all fours for a long time, but still couldn't show it.It used to be good, standing with your hips akimbo, your waist will be exposed, but now it doesn't work.Is it possible to prop up one leg like other fluffy beasts and stick it out?He was born with a sperm on his brain, and finally had a chance to be alone with his family Gemma, but he couldn't do anything. How could he not worry about others?

In desperation, he immediately raised his head and opened his mouth: "Aw, ow!"

"Stop barking, barking so obscenely, and be careful not to attract other wolves... In this way, you raise your front legs and lie down on that rock."

Nalu Yiyan lay down on the rock, and Sun Zhixin stood behind and stared at the wolf's butt for a long time. He never felt that he was so ridiculous as he is now.

Stretch your hand from behind Naru's ass... Uh, it seems so weak that you can't touch your head.It got under Naru's stomach again, which was quite powerful, but staring at the bursting weapon above his head felt even more shocking.

Try to put one hand on it, but it doesn't work, it's not enough, you have to put both hands on it to hold it.Where is this wolf gun?Is it a wolf-shaped Vulcan cannon, okay?With this size and shape, it can be used to open up the world.

So grab it and start washing by hand.

Well, hand washing, technical work, how did you wash it before?Oh, it seems like this first, then this, then that.Oh!Finally found the feeling before!

"Ow!"

"pain?"

"Ow."

"Comfortable?"

"Ow!"

"It means, but it's comfortable? If you feel comfortable, just squeak."

"squeak!"

"You are comfortable, my hands are tired."

"Ow..."

……

Hand washing, hand washing, hand washing, although not enjoyable, but also very happy.Especially people like Naru who haven't been washed for a long time.

So Naru was very happy and excited.Sun Dixin was very sad and wanted to spurt blood.

Grabbing the thing with both hands, I suddenly felt like a milkman, working hard to milk the cows.

I remember that there was a famous aphrodisiac in a certain spoof film, the name was man's milk.

A man's milk, poof!

For some reason, Sun Zhixin remembered this, and suddenly let out heartless laughter.

"Ow!"

"I know, I know, I'm serious. You don't even think about it, am I easy? My hands are so tired, why can't you grow into a petite and cute thing?"

"Ouch!"

"Okay, okay, I shut up, I shut up."

Hand wash, hand wash, hand wash.I don't know if the method is wrong, or if I haven't washed it for too long, it can't be washed out after half an hour.

Sun Zhixin was very tired and his hands were sore, so he was furious: "Lie down with your belly up! I don't believe it, I can't wash you!"

Next, it’s time to pull the lights——

Uh, it took a long time to turn on the lights, and after another half an hour, Naru's cheerful and crazy howl of wolves finally sounded, and Sun Zhixin yelled: "Don't point at me——Wow! Turn around, turn around!" Then he said bitterly: "It's really like that sentence said, it deserves to be shot on the wall!"

After a while, a man and a wolf came out from the depths of the cave.The wolf mount looked very energetic and refreshed.The wolf knight had a sluggish face, dragging his palms like they were crippled.

It can be seen that hand washing is really a technical job... TT.But the washing machine is not very powerful, so I have to wash it by hand.How long will it take to wash in the future?Really only Naru knows——

After the hand-washing incident, Sun Zhixin resolutely draws a clear line with Nalu, the condition is that he will not return to human form, and he is absolutely not allowed to harass him.For this reason, he decisively moved into Tiger's tent.Sun Zhixin finally figured it out. Although Tiger is also a whore, it is better to be bullied by someone than to be bullied by a wolf, and that wolf is still a pervert... Besides, he and Tiger are a matter of attacking and counterattacking.With Naru, it is definitely a matter of being dismantled and eaten, and no one can resist. An idiot knows which tent is safer.

Ever since, there was another wonder in the thriving tribal life: there was always a human wolf squatting on the half-moon platform and howling with his head up, his voice was sad and miserable. cry.

It is said that that wolf is the first human wolf patriarch in history, Naru.

puff!

The author has something to say:

hand wash.

puff!

Going to see people.The students of Beast are probably going to be disappointed now.By the way, you guys are so serious, you actually like this... An innocent uncle like me can't write it *=*.

When I was writing the manuscript, a friend stood by and looked at it, and said with a smile: "Are you sure this article is for girls? Do they know what hand washing is?"

I said firmly: "Girls are very strong, they understand!"

Mom was hammering walnuts in the living room to eat. After listening for a while, she said casually: "When there is no washing machine, the girls have to wash it by hand."

laugh!My mouthful of iced tea sprayed all over the table——

After a while, while my mother was gone, I turned my head and asked in a low voice, "By the way, when did you know how to wash your hands?"

My friend was embarrassed, picked up a navel orange and tried to change the subject: "Uh, this apple is really fragrant, is it Red Fuji?"

"Pig! That's a navel orange! Don't change the subject!"

"Uh...in the first year of junior high school."

"What? Louder!"

"First grade!"

"Pfft! You're so nasty..."

"It's not like you! Ask me about this kind of thing."

So I winked at him: "Are you happy?"

My friend was blushing and was about to fight back and asked me when I knew how to wash my hands. My mother turned back and stuffed walnuts into her mouth while shouting: "The washing machine seems to be broken. No turning. The clothes are all piled up, the water is cold, I don’t want to touch them. Son, go wash them by hand!”

My friend suddenly laughed, but my face was completely black, how can I be such a mother...