Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over
Chapter 157 Open Source in the Barren Land 03
Naru's expression froze: "What did it hear?"
Sun Zhixin waved his hand and saw that Sun Xiaolu was still listening attentively. He turned his head and listened for a while, then chose a direction and ran there without hesitation.
"What did it hear?" Tiger also asked.
what else?Nine out of ten it was Sedil who sent the message to Sun Xiaolu in his own way.It seems that he doesn't trust Sun Xiaolu's ability very much, and he is also conducting a search as he said originally, and now he is sending a message to Sun Xiaolu.Like dog ears, wolf ears can hear many sounds that humans cannot hear, such as special high-frequency bands and so on, so only Sun Xiaolu can hear these special sounds that Diesel makes in a concealed way.Well, the wolf boss is not stupid, he knows how to use this method so as not to attract other people's attention.
Sun Zhixin smiled: "Most likely Sun Xiaolu heard the sound of running water. The water flows downhill, and eventually it will converge into an underground lake or underground river at a lower place, similar to the pool we used to fetch water. The sound of water means that there is a passage, and it is necessary for us to investigate the direction Sun Xiaolu heard."
"Why can't I hear it?" Tiger asked suspiciously.
Sun Zhixin laughed and said, "Your ears are not good enough. How can you compare with Sun Xiaoru? It is a wolf, and you are a human being. But if you become an orc, you might hear it. Haha."
Tiger suddenly fell silent, stopped asking this question, and ran in the direction where Sun Xiaolu was running at a faster speed.
Naru shouted: "Tiger, slow down and pay attention to other people. Zigli, follow up with the torch. Goben, hurry up and catch up. Alpha, pay attention to whether there is any danger around you. Xiaoxin, follow me Behind you, don't run around."
A few brief instructions made Naru look like a general, not to mention quickly bringing the whole team together as a whole, and taking care of almost every aspect according to his individual ability.Sun Zhixin couldn't help admiring his own Da Luma. It seems that although Naru looks dull and honest, he can actually become the hunter's team leader. And control, I am not as good as him.
At the same time, he was also worried about the safety of his little Luma Tiger, so he refused to shrink behind Naru, so he took out his flashlight and lit it to catch up and run forward.
Sun Xiaolu was really smart, he ran and stopped like last time, waiting for the people behind him to catch up and not get lost.He didn't stop until he ran to a very hidden fork in the road. After sniffing around, he squatted down on the spot and looked at Sun Zhixin as if asking for credit.
Sun Zhixin looked around with a flashlight, and first saw a mass of water stains.No matter where it appears, its shape, or its strange smell... Khan, Daben will not leave a mark on Sun Xiaolu with the primitive animal practice of peeing on his hind legs, right?But after thinking about it, he has been a wolf for N years, with the habits of beasts all over his body, and turned his head again to see the size and shape of the water stains.
Thinking that there should be other things in my heart, I took a flashlight to look around, and after a while, I saw a portrait painted on a rock: a creature that is not like a wolf, and a person is not like a person.Seeing it, Sun Zhixin knew that the pattern must have been left by Diesel. Seeing that the idiot Sun Xiaolu couldn't find it, he pronounced it to attract Sun Xiaolu, and used this mark to tell Sun Zhixin the result of his search.
It's so ugly... Da Ben's painting skills are far behind Da Ben's grandfather. If he hadn't seen something similar before, he wouldn't be able to recognize it at all.There is also the water stain, which is mostly left to strengthen Sun Xiaolu's memory of his own smell. This behavior is clever, but...it is really a naked animal behavior...Who will say that Da Ben is a full-fledged person next time? In human form, Sun Zhixin intends to whip him with the soles of his shoes!
Sun Zhixin turned off the flashlight. He knew that both Naru and Tiger had night vision capabilities, and it was easier to spot some inconspicuous signs. Seeing this is bad, and its origin is not easy to explain.Then quietly in the dark, avoiding the sight of everyone, he erased the pattern and repainted his own mark.
"It's here!" Sun Zhixin shouted.
Tiger found the hidden fork in the hole and looked in, and asked, "Are you sure?"
Sun Zhixin said confidently: "I believe in my son's ability!"
With the performance of Sun Xiaolu leading everyone around for two hours, can you still believe it?Everyone is speechless, but what can they do if they have already come here?Then go on and get nothing.
So the six of them filed into the cave together, with Sun Xiaolu leading the way and Nalu at the tail, continuing to explore all the way.
This time leading the way, Sun Xiaolu seemed to have a much clearer sense of direction, no longer leading the six people around in circles, but sniffing all the way and leading step by step to a deeper place.The little guy walked and sniffed all the way, pouted his buttocks and bowed his head, his head made a small fan-shaped movement in front of him like a detector in the hands of a demining engineer. The little guy looked very upright and spoof, like a young police dog Just as funny.
Sometimes it does make small detours before getting back on the right path.Sun Zhixin analyzed that the reason for this was that Diesel and his father also took a detour here, and Sun Xiaolu searched for the scent to find it, and then searched for the scent to find the way for the two to continue.
Prehistoric humans were not used to complaining, and when Sun Xiaolu went the wrong way, no one said much, but his behavior of sniffing around and leading everyone to go deeper has been more and more recognized.Because the passages in the cave are rugged and criss-crossed, walking is not smooth. Drilling, climbing, climbing, sliding, leaping, and jumping are all used in various behaviors. If there is no little wolf leading the way, none of the six people would think that without it , you can move forward here.Sometimes it seems that there is no passage in front, but Sun Xiaolu can always find a cave opening for people to drill into after sniffing; After Sun Zhixin climbed up with it in his arms, there was another world behind him; or a bottomless ditch appeared in front of him, blocking the front like a moat, and Sun Xiaolu could still bypass it by sniffing. Hard to open up another way.
As he continued to walk in, Sun Xiaolu's ability to lead the way became more and more surprising, and everyone admired the behavior of finding a way out of nothing.Brother Ben couldn't help being jealous, and said: "You also said that you let me lead the way, but Sun Xiaolu took all the scenery. Why can't I find such a snowy wolf pup? It's so fucking jealous..."
Alpha laughed in front of him, turned back to stab him with his elbow, and said with a smile: "Hurry up and mark it, you don't want to rely on Sun Xiaolu to smell it when you come back, do you? That would be too embarrassing. But Sun Xiaolu is really good, I didn't realize it at all There is no danger, only a vague feeling that there is something deeper in front. I have this feeling, which means that the little guy has indeed found a way to a deeper place."
"What is it?" Ziggy asked.
"I don't know, I just feel that it is not small."
Sun Zhixin probably knew that it was the destination that Diesel mentioned, and said with a smile: "It must be a surprise, Brother Ben, hurry up! Dare to think about my son's idea - castrate you!"
Brother Ben mumbled, unwilling, but he was doing the marking work seriously, and looked at Sun Xiaolu with jealousy, intending to take possession of it as his own.Such behavior made Alpha laugh all the time, do you dare to be tempted by Bidaracha Asu's stuff?His two Lumas are still stuck there, don't want to kill you?
Tiger has always been suspicious, so he couldn't help poking Naru, and said, "Do you think our Jima and Sun Xiaolu seem to be going deeper for a purpose? If they haven't been, it doesn't look like it."
Naru tilted his head, thought for a while, and said, "Never mind him. He can still harm us? You don't know about your own Gemma's temperament. He has always been weird. Isn't there a lot of strange things about him? As far as he knows Of those things, which one is not mysterious and useful? He said it was a surprise, so I believed it."
"...That's true." Tiger also thought about it, he refused to believe other people, how could he not believe in Sun Zhixin?He never trusted anyone before, but now there are two people he trusts deeply.One is Sun Zhixin, and the other is Naru.The former is Gemma, whom he loves deeply, and he is someone who can talk to each other without reservation.The latter is both a love rival and an opponent, and even a reliable family and friend. The way they get along seems hostile, but in fact they cherish each other, and they are also worthy of entrusting their trust to him.I am too lazy to delve into it right now, so I just follow along anyway.Isn't it just that you don't need to be on guard and don't worry about it?It's easier.
In fact, the itinerary this time was indeed less hassle than the last time. Last time, there were many surprises and no dangers. This time, the "road" to exclude the underground caves was really difficult, and the whole journey went smoothly without any surprises.Although the light of the torch is not far away, you can still see the strange rocks and rocks not far away. Whether it is color or shape, there are too many stones beyond human imagination. It is really rewarding to look all the way. Even if I didn't find anything in the end, I was disappointed that I didn't have time to take a trip.
Sun Zhixin is the most enthusiastic. He always likes to take risks and explore secrets. This kind of unexplored cave wonders is just his taste. Dare to bring a digital camera whose origin is unclear, so as to take pictures of all the scenery here.
Along the way, in addition to strange rocks and wonders, you will occasionally find traces left by Da Ben and his grandfather that can prove that you have been there, similar to carved stone tools, scattered abandoned objects, or ashes left by the burning pile. It also proves that the direction led by Sun Xiaolu is correct.
Since Sun Zhixin led Sun Xiaolu to find the way ahead, these traces would definitely be the first to be posted.In order to avoid troublesome explanations, Sun Zhixin covered them up quietly after discovering them, and then moved on.
It's just that the entire passage to the destination is far longer and longer than Sun Zhixin imagined, and the complex cave terrain intensifies the physical exertion when moving forward.Along the way, no one seriously remembered how long the road had been. After waiting for everyone to be tired, Sun Zhixin looked at his watch and realized that more than ten hours had passed, no matter in terms of physical exertion or fatigue. Say you should stop and rest.
The six found a place to eat and rest on the spot.After calculating the consumption of food and water, Naru suggested that it is better to sleep here and then set off after waking up.Anyway, there is no difference between day and night in this dark cave, and the six of them carefully let Qi Geli keep the fire with the method Sun Zhixin taught in the last exploration, and the rest fell down and fell asleep.
With other people around, Naru and Tiger at least wanted to do something with their own Gemma.Alpha and Ziggle both leaned over and slept next to Sun Zhixin, talking and chatting in the darkness where the flames were not far behind.
Going down, the scenery in the cave becomes more and more strange.I don’t know what they looked like when they were submerged in the darkness before, but now they are illuminated by torches first, and then reflected by the fire piled up by six people. Going up is like looking up at the starry sky.Or even more beautiful than that, because the stars look like the same color, but the 'starry sky' here is colorful and has a fantastic beauty.The hanging stones that hang lower are bright and dark in the light of the fire, flickering, like monsters in myths and legends, no matter which piece can make people expand rich imagination, mysterious and full of fun.
Naaru and Tiger slept side by side in the dark, looking up at first with wide-eyed interest.Listening to Brother Ben snoring, Alpha, Zigli, and Sun Zhixin chatting, accompanied by the occasional sound of water dripping around, and Sun Xiaolu's quiet snort, he felt surprisingly peaceful, and gradually fell asleep quietly.
The other three were still chatting one after another.Under the reflection of the fire, Alpha yawned and said, "It's close, I think the place where there is something in front is not far from here."
"It's not far in a straight line, but it's hard to tell how far it is going around like this." Sun Zhixin said.Once again, I was envious of Alpha's weird ability. It seemed to spread out in a divergent way, and the rocks couldn't act as a hindrance.
Zigli asked: "Is there any danger?"
"No." Alpha let out his senses in a daze, and said again: "It feels a little strange, I have never felt like this before. It seems that the bottom of the ground is not solid, but empty. And it is very big... very It's so big, because I can't feel how big it is."
"Huh?" Zigli was at a loss, even Sun Zhixin couldn't hear anything specific from Alpha's description.
Anyway, sooner or later, you will reach the end of the land. It is better to wait for the surprise to arrive now than to guess what the destination will be.Sun Zhixin held Sun Xiaolu under his armpit, and hugged him in a fluffy little ball. He stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of gravel and dust. Said: "Well, it's almost there."
After chatting for a while, the three of them fell into a deep sleep.
The author has something to say:
Looking through the gifts my nephew got for Christmas today, there is a box of chocolates among them.After punching, I found that the chocolate inside was all handmade, and the shape was extremely strange.After looking left and right, I found that one of them looked like a little JJ no matter how I looked at it.
Do you think that no one will make chocolate into this shape as a gift?It's too badass here too.
Then he held it up and asked, "Hey, I said, good nephew, what is this thing?"
The nephew was playing CrossFire, looked back and said something in English: "Penis."
ha?What is it?
If you are not familiar with this word, hurry up to Du Niang.
After checking it, I couldn't help being horrified.
Penis means penis.Sure enough, someone gave a little JJ shaped chocolate wow...
"Who gave it to you? It's so awesome..."
"I don't think so much, it seems to be a female classmate."
Returning female classmates... scratching the wall!Children nowadays...it's not like when we were children, they were pure and innocent. The most ridiculous shape of chocolate is at most two flies lying on a mound of shit. Now even Penis has come out, which is terrible...
What's scarier next time?
A whole box of penis standing lush like bamboo shoots or forests?
The most disgusting thing is that my nephew also said: "I don't like chocolate, it's too sweet. Uncle, you can eat it."
Looks like I have a sweet tooth...
And this thing...
Another look at the shape and let me eat it?have to!I'll go to the bathroom to vomit first!
Sun Zhixin waved his hand and saw that Sun Xiaolu was still listening attentively. He turned his head and listened for a while, then chose a direction and ran there without hesitation.
"What did it hear?" Tiger also asked.
what else?Nine out of ten it was Sedil who sent the message to Sun Xiaolu in his own way.It seems that he doesn't trust Sun Xiaolu's ability very much, and he is also conducting a search as he said originally, and now he is sending a message to Sun Xiaolu.Like dog ears, wolf ears can hear many sounds that humans cannot hear, such as special high-frequency bands and so on, so only Sun Xiaolu can hear these special sounds that Diesel makes in a concealed way.Well, the wolf boss is not stupid, he knows how to use this method so as not to attract other people's attention.
Sun Zhixin smiled: "Most likely Sun Xiaolu heard the sound of running water. The water flows downhill, and eventually it will converge into an underground lake or underground river at a lower place, similar to the pool we used to fetch water. The sound of water means that there is a passage, and it is necessary for us to investigate the direction Sun Xiaolu heard."
"Why can't I hear it?" Tiger asked suspiciously.
Sun Zhixin laughed and said, "Your ears are not good enough. How can you compare with Sun Xiaoru? It is a wolf, and you are a human being. But if you become an orc, you might hear it. Haha."
Tiger suddenly fell silent, stopped asking this question, and ran in the direction where Sun Xiaolu was running at a faster speed.
Naru shouted: "Tiger, slow down and pay attention to other people. Zigli, follow up with the torch. Goben, hurry up and catch up. Alpha, pay attention to whether there is any danger around you. Xiaoxin, follow me Behind you, don't run around."
A few brief instructions made Naru look like a general, not to mention quickly bringing the whole team together as a whole, and taking care of almost every aspect according to his individual ability.Sun Zhixin couldn't help admiring his own Da Luma. It seems that although Naru looks dull and honest, he can actually become the hunter's team leader. And control, I am not as good as him.
At the same time, he was also worried about the safety of his little Luma Tiger, so he refused to shrink behind Naru, so he took out his flashlight and lit it to catch up and run forward.
Sun Xiaolu was really smart, he ran and stopped like last time, waiting for the people behind him to catch up and not get lost.He didn't stop until he ran to a very hidden fork in the road. After sniffing around, he squatted down on the spot and looked at Sun Zhixin as if asking for credit.
Sun Zhixin looked around with a flashlight, and first saw a mass of water stains.No matter where it appears, its shape, or its strange smell... Khan, Daben will not leave a mark on Sun Xiaolu with the primitive animal practice of peeing on his hind legs, right?But after thinking about it, he has been a wolf for N years, with the habits of beasts all over his body, and turned his head again to see the size and shape of the water stains.
Thinking that there should be other things in my heart, I took a flashlight to look around, and after a while, I saw a portrait painted on a rock: a creature that is not like a wolf, and a person is not like a person.Seeing it, Sun Zhixin knew that the pattern must have been left by Diesel. Seeing that the idiot Sun Xiaolu couldn't find it, he pronounced it to attract Sun Xiaolu, and used this mark to tell Sun Zhixin the result of his search.
It's so ugly... Da Ben's painting skills are far behind Da Ben's grandfather. If he hadn't seen something similar before, he wouldn't be able to recognize it at all.There is also the water stain, which is mostly left to strengthen Sun Xiaolu's memory of his own smell. This behavior is clever, but...it is really a naked animal behavior...Who will say that Da Ben is a full-fledged person next time? In human form, Sun Zhixin intends to whip him with the soles of his shoes!
Sun Zhixin turned off the flashlight. He knew that both Naru and Tiger had night vision capabilities, and it was easier to spot some inconspicuous signs. Seeing this is bad, and its origin is not easy to explain.Then quietly in the dark, avoiding the sight of everyone, he erased the pattern and repainted his own mark.
"It's here!" Sun Zhixin shouted.
Tiger found the hidden fork in the hole and looked in, and asked, "Are you sure?"
Sun Zhixin said confidently: "I believe in my son's ability!"
With the performance of Sun Xiaolu leading everyone around for two hours, can you still believe it?Everyone is speechless, but what can they do if they have already come here?Then go on and get nothing.
So the six of them filed into the cave together, with Sun Xiaolu leading the way and Nalu at the tail, continuing to explore all the way.
This time leading the way, Sun Xiaolu seemed to have a much clearer sense of direction, no longer leading the six people around in circles, but sniffing all the way and leading step by step to a deeper place.The little guy walked and sniffed all the way, pouted his buttocks and bowed his head, his head made a small fan-shaped movement in front of him like a detector in the hands of a demining engineer. The little guy looked very upright and spoof, like a young police dog Just as funny.
Sometimes it does make small detours before getting back on the right path.Sun Zhixin analyzed that the reason for this was that Diesel and his father also took a detour here, and Sun Xiaolu searched for the scent to find it, and then searched for the scent to find the way for the two to continue.
Prehistoric humans were not used to complaining, and when Sun Xiaolu went the wrong way, no one said much, but his behavior of sniffing around and leading everyone to go deeper has been more and more recognized.Because the passages in the cave are rugged and criss-crossed, walking is not smooth. Drilling, climbing, climbing, sliding, leaping, and jumping are all used in various behaviors. If there is no little wolf leading the way, none of the six people would think that without it , you can move forward here.Sometimes it seems that there is no passage in front, but Sun Xiaolu can always find a cave opening for people to drill into after sniffing; After Sun Zhixin climbed up with it in his arms, there was another world behind him; or a bottomless ditch appeared in front of him, blocking the front like a moat, and Sun Xiaolu could still bypass it by sniffing. Hard to open up another way.
As he continued to walk in, Sun Xiaolu's ability to lead the way became more and more surprising, and everyone admired the behavior of finding a way out of nothing.Brother Ben couldn't help being jealous, and said: "You also said that you let me lead the way, but Sun Xiaolu took all the scenery. Why can't I find such a snowy wolf pup? It's so fucking jealous..."
Alpha laughed in front of him, turned back to stab him with his elbow, and said with a smile: "Hurry up and mark it, you don't want to rely on Sun Xiaolu to smell it when you come back, do you? That would be too embarrassing. But Sun Xiaolu is really good, I didn't realize it at all There is no danger, only a vague feeling that there is something deeper in front. I have this feeling, which means that the little guy has indeed found a way to a deeper place."
"What is it?" Ziggy asked.
"I don't know, I just feel that it is not small."
Sun Zhixin probably knew that it was the destination that Diesel mentioned, and said with a smile: "It must be a surprise, Brother Ben, hurry up! Dare to think about my son's idea - castrate you!"
Brother Ben mumbled, unwilling, but he was doing the marking work seriously, and looked at Sun Xiaolu with jealousy, intending to take possession of it as his own.Such behavior made Alpha laugh all the time, do you dare to be tempted by Bidaracha Asu's stuff?His two Lumas are still stuck there, don't want to kill you?
Tiger has always been suspicious, so he couldn't help poking Naru, and said, "Do you think our Jima and Sun Xiaolu seem to be going deeper for a purpose? If they haven't been, it doesn't look like it."
Naru tilted his head, thought for a while, and said, "Never mind him. He can still harm us? You don't know about your own Gemma's temperament. He has always been weird. Isn't there a lot of strange things about him? As far as he knows Of those things, which one is not mysterious and useful? He said it was a surprise, so I believed it."
"...That's true." Tiger also thought about it, he refused to believe other people, how could he not believe in Sun Zhixin?He never trusted anyone before, but now there are two people he trusts deeply.One is Sun Zhixin, and the other is Naru.The former is Gemma, whom he loves deeply, and he is someone who can talk to each other without reservation.The latter is both a love rival and an opponent, and even a reliable family and friend. The way they get along seems hostile, but in fact they cherish each other, and they are also worthy of entrusting their trust to him.I am too lazy to delve into it right now, so I just follow along anyway.Isn't it just that you don't need to be on guard and don't worry about it?It's easier.
In fact, the itinerary this time was indeed less hassle than the last time. Last time, there were many surprises and no dangers. This time, the "road" to exclude the underground caves was really difficult, and the whole journey went smoothly without any surprises.Although the light of the torch is not far away, you can still see the strange rocks and rocks not far away. Whether it is color or shape, there are too many stones beyond human imagination. It is really rewarding to look all the way. Even if I didn't find anything in the end, I was disappointed that I didn't have time to take a trip.
Sun Zhixin is the most enthusiastic. He always likes to take risks and explore secrets. This kind of unexplored cave wonders is just his taste. Dare to bring a digital camera whose origin is unclear, so as to take pictures of all the scenery here.
Along the way, in addition to strange rocks and wonders, you will occasionally find traces left by Da Ben and his grandfather that can prove that you have been there, similar to carved stone tools, scattered abandoned objects, or ashes left by the burning pile. It also proves that the direction led by Sun Xiaolu is correct.
Since Sun Zhixin led Sun Xiaolu to find the way ahead, these traces would definitely be the first to be posted.In order to avoid troublesome explanations, Sun Zhixin covered them up quietly after discovering them, and then moved on.
It's just that the entire passage to the destination is far longer and longer than Sun Zhixin imagined, and the complex cave terrain intensifies the physical exertion when moving forward.Along the way, no one seriously remembered how long the road had been. After waiting for everyone to be tired, Sun Zhixin looked at his watch and realized that more than ten hours had passed, no matter in terms of physical exertion or fatigue. Say you should stop and rest.
The six found a place to eat and rest on the spot.After calculating the consumption of food and water, Naru suggested that it is better to sleep here and then set off after waking up.Anyway, there is no difference between day and night in this dark cave, and the six of them carefully let Qi Geli keep the fire with the method Sun Zhixin taught in the last exploration, and the rest fell down and fell asleep.
With other people around, Naru and Tiger at least wanted to do something with their own Gemma.Alpha and Ziggle both leaned over and slept next to Sun Zhixin, talking and chatting in the darkness where the flames were not far behind.
Going down, the scenery in the cave becomes more and more strange.I don’t know what they looked like when they were submerged in the darkness before, but now they are illuminated by torches first, and then reflected by the fire piled up by six people. Going up is like looking up at the starry sky.Or even more beautiful than that, because the stars look like the same color, but the 'starry sky' here is colorful and has a fantastic beauty.The hanging stones that hang lower are bright and dark in the light of the fire, flickering, like monsters in myths and legends, no matter which piece can make people expand rich imagination, mysterious and full of fun.
Naaru and Tiger slept side by side in the dark, looking up at first with wide-eyed interest.Listening to Brother Ben snoring, Alpha, Zigli, and Sun Zhixin chatting, accompanied by the occasional sound of water dripping around, and Sun Xiaolu's quiet snort, he felt surprisingly peaceful, and gradually fell asleep quietly.
The other three were still chatting one after another.Under the reflection of the fire, Alpha yawned and said, "It's close, I think the place where there is something in front is not far from here."
"It's not far in a straight line, but it's hard to tell how far it is going around like this." Sun Zhixin said.Once again, I was envious of Alpha's weird ability. It seemed to spread out in a divergent way, and the rocks couldn't act as a hindrance.
Zigli asked: "Is there any danger?"
"No." Alpha let out his senses in a daze, and said again: "It feels a little strange, I have never felt like this before. It seems that the bottom of the ground is not solid, but empty. And it is very big... very It's so big, because I can't feel how big it is."
"Huh?" Zigli was at a loss, even Sun Zhixin couldn't hear anything specific from Alpha's description.
Anyway, sooner or later, you will reach the end of the land. It is better to wait for the surprise to arrive now than to guess what the destination will be.Sun Zhixin held Sun Xiaolu under his armpit, and hugged him in a fluffy little ball. He stretched out his hand and grabbed a handful of gravel and dust. Said: "Well, it's almost there."
After chatting for a while, the three of them fell into a deep sleep.
The author has something to say:
Looking through the gifts my nephew got for Christmas today, there is a box of chocolates among them.After punching, I found that the chocolate inside was all handmade, and the shape was extremely strange.After looking left and right, I found that one of them looked like a little JJ no matter how I looked at it.
Do you think that no one will make chocolate into this shape as a gift?It's too badass here too.
Then he held it up and asked, "Hey, I said, good nephew, what is this thing?"
The nephew was playing CrossFire, looked back and said something in English: "Penis."
ha?What is it?
If you are not familiar with this word, hurry up to Du Niang.
After checking it, I couldn't help being horrified.
Penis means penis.Sure enough, someone gave a little JJ shaped chocolate wow...
"Who gave it to you? It's so awesome..."
"I don't think so much, it seems to be a female classmate."
Returning female classmates... scratching the wall!Children nowadays...it's not like when we were children, they were pure and innocent. The most ridiculous shape of chocolate is at most two flies lying on a mound of shit. Now even Penis has come out, which is terrible...
What's scarier next time?
A whole box of penis standing lush like bamboo shoots or forests?
The most disgusting thing is that my nephew also said: "I don't like chocolate, it's too sweet. Uncle, you can eat it."
Looks like I have a sweet tooth...
And this thing...
Another look at the shape and let me eat it?have to!I'll go to the bathroom to vomit first!
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