Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over

As a result, the next day, Sun Zhixin had to go with Naru and Tiger to visit Marth, the wise man of the Sea Breeze Tribe.There is no other reason, only because of the problem of long-term planning. The reason why various materials need to be included in the planned distribution must be negotiated with the wise men of the tribes on both sides.Oh, by the way, there is also Tiger's personal reason: he wants to hold such a ceremony with Sun Zhixin earlier, so that he can do such a thing with Sun Zhixin at night... He has clearly expressed it many times— —I can't hold back anymore, I want to sleep with you!

Sun Zhixin was embarrassed when he heard this for a while, and secretly thought that Tiger was very cute. This guy seemed to act a little differently, and the rest of his ideas were very traditional and ancient.In the traditional and ancient thinking mode, some things are very precious and lovely. For example, in Sun Zhixin’s view, Tiger’s idea of ​​getting married first and then going to bed is very interesting, which makes Sun Zhixin faintly feel a feeling of being cherished by others. , very beautiful in my heart.So when Tiger caught him and went to see Masi, Sun Zhixin only made a symbolic weak resistance a few times before running after Tiger tremblingly.

Uh... this kind of mood is a bit like a woman... Sun Zhixin thought a little unhappy.But then I thought about it again, why do I care about NND like a woman?The most important thing is to be able to live happily with the person you like.

The purpose of Naru is to formally meet the wise man of Mars as the head of the hunter tribe, because his relationship with Sun Zhixin and Tiger is inevitable sooner or later. It must be done.

The trouble is that no matter which side the wise men are, they are not fuel-efficient lamps, and negotiations will appear to be very troublesome.It's easy to talk to Auric, and he will definitely agree.Sun Zhixin fought with him openly and secretly for countless times, and felt that although the dry old man had a lot of ghosts, and he liked to play tricks and make people trip up, he was generally a sensible person who treated his tribe well. The care is impeccable.As long as he can understand that this is a necessary method for the long-term survival of the tribe in an unfavorable environment, he will definitely support it unconditionally.

As for the Marth wise man, I'm afraid it's not so easy to deal with.According to Tiger's description, this old lady is an old godly woman who is shunned by strangers. She is vicious, violent, snobbish, sharp-tongued, as stubborn as a cow, and extremely small-minded. A guy who deserves to be punished by heaven.When I heard her name, Sun Zhixin felt very cold. Mars, in English, is MARS. It has two meanings, one refers to Mars, one of the satellites of the sun, and the other refers to the god of war. The name of the ancient Roman god of war is call this...

God of War... Does it mean that the old woman is warlike or that her character is like a raging fire, which is unbearable?

In short, Sun Zhixin went to see her with Naru and Tiger tremblingly. The mood was the same as going to see his mother-in-law... I always felt that there would be countless things that made the other party dissatisfied. They will be swept out with a big broom.As for why Mao looks at the mother-in-law instead of the mother-in-law, everyone knows this.

The three of them walked towards Masi's tent, and before they got close, they heard an old woman's voice shouting loudly: "Get out! How dare you stand here? I'll kill you!"

When the words fell, something fell to the ground and made a crisp broken sound.

Auric's exclamation followed: "Old... old thing! You also dropped this?! This is precious porcelain, not your junk from the sea breeze!"

"Bah! As long as it's from you, I'll take a fancy to even the most precious thing. Go to hell!"

boom!

Whoa!

Looks like yet another 'precious' piece of china has been reimbursed by the grumpy old lady.

Auric escaped from the tent with disheveled hair, and cursed angrily: "You are so old! You deserve to die of illness just because of your bad temper!"

There was a loud hiss!Another thing sprayed out from the tent, coming as fast as lightning.

Sun Zhixin quickly lowered his head, and the object flew past his head.This time Sun Zhixin saw clearly that the hidden weapon was a broken shoe made of straw.

Good guy!The broken shoe thrown by the woman——Sun Zhixin was so frightened that he was sweating all over. How many years have he been unlucky to be hit by this thing?Broken shoes... are usually used for the unruly Chen Shimei. They belong to the special props for beating adulterers, and the condensed resentment on them is full of overwhelming power.

What did the old man do?Make the other party throw him the number one weapon on the hidden weapon list?

After the hidden weapon fell to the ground, Sun Zhixin took a closer look and found that it looked so broken because of the weaving, not because it had been pierced.It seems that someone is trying to invent and invent the method of making shoes with straw weaving. Although the intention is good, there is still a long way to go in the research, so it looks so tattered and shapeless, as if it has been ravaged miserably .

Seeing it, Sun Zhixin's heart moved, and at the same time, he was afraid of the old woman named Masi, and at the same time had some admiration. This is undoubtedly a smart and creative woman. She made such a thing out of nothing, which is already very good No, compared to her, I am far behind the boss.

Just thinking about this, I heard the old woman screaming in the tent: "Oric, you idiot, go as far as you can! You want to unite the two tribes?! Don't you just want us to attach to your hunter tribe? Go up and be a subordinate? Unless I die!"

Auric yelled angrily with an old face, "Fart! I'm thinking about the long-term future of the two clans."

"Hey! I just don't believe this when it comes out of your mouth! Go to hell!"

"Old man, are you sick and confused? You can't even see this prospect?"

"Bah! I don't believe it!"

Oric roared furiously: "Why don't you die now?"

Ma Si immediately retorted: "Because I want to save my life to see how you die! I pray that the ancestors will kill you with lightning before I do, you shameless old man."

"Damn old woman!"

"Shameless old man! Despicable, shameless, arrogant, arrogant! You still have the face to run into my tent. If I were you, I would have found a wild animal and fed myself to it. You know your biggest What is the ability? It is to waste food for the hunter tribe!"

Sun Zhixin is even colder, with such a sharp mouth... Compared with the degree of poisonous tongue, Auric is not in the same weight class as her. When he cursed, Mars directly sprayed him back. A frail scholar who weighs ten catties challenges a national sumo wrestler who weighs two hundred catties, which is no different from courting death.

Auric was so angry that he babbled, and made a gesture to rush in to get back the place.However, the second hidden weapon flew out, hitting Aurik's face with incomparable accuracy, and directly stuck it.The old man was stunned at once, grabbed the hidden weapon from his face, walked over angrily, and said to Tiger: "That is a good wise man in your clan! There is no way to reason with her! I don't care!"

After finishing speaking, he left angrily, leaving Sun Zhixin and the three of them staring at each other.

I rely on!In this battle, where is the sickness recuperating?It's like a dragon and a tiger. Strangers should not be close, and even gods and Buddhas should be shunned when they see it!If she's not sick, then it's okay, why don't she swallow people alive?

Everyone knows Aurike's old face and his water grinding skills. He has suffered a lot here. Who can subdue that fierce Hedong lion?

Instinctively, Sun Zhixin felt that there was a war between the two. He looked at Tiger with dry eyes, and said awkwardly: "I said, are you sure it's a good idea to find your wise man? It's terrible in my opinion. Khan, I still If you’re not ready, let’s change the day, I’m afraid...I deeply feel that it’s better for me to elope with you. Or the three of us elope, I don’t care about the ceremony or anything.”

The elopement of the three of them... I am afraid that only Sun Zhixin's strange head can come up with such an idea.

He didn't understand the word elopement, but Nalu's cheeks were twitching, and he wanted to laugh but was embarrassed. He looked at Sun Zhixin with a pair of eyes, and his eyes were full of wet smiles.Tiger's face was darkened, and he said in a muffled voice: "It's nothing to do with her that I'm with you, but you must discuss with her about the distribution of food and fuel according to the plan. Do I just want to see her? I usually take a detour when I see her. "

So tough? !Sun Zhixin felt more and more hairy in his heart, his eyes were wandering around and he wanted to run away.

Tiger grabbed him: "Where do you want to run?"

"Uh...I'm in a hurry to pee!"

"Hold on! Follow me."

"I don't want to go..." Sun Zhixin was hugged by Tiger and strode towards Masi's tent. Naru followed behind and finally couldn't hold back, laughing loudly.

When Sun Zhixin came to the door of Marth's tent, Sun Zhixin had already stiffened into a piece of wood. Tiger hugged him horizontally, stopped when he stood at the door of the tent, and said softly, "Mass wise man, I'm Tiger, can I come in?"

The old godmother coughed twice in the room, and after waiting for a long time, said angrily: "Don't you bother me if you have nothing to do? If you want to go in, come in quickly, if you don't go in, get out and let me rest!" Talking like that old trash!" The tone of extreme impatience was like asking someone to speak quickly and fart quickly.

Such a vicious mother-in-law... Sun Zhixin shuddered, feeling more and more that Tiger's idea of ​​bringing him to see her was extremely bad.

Naru let out a hey, and wanted to laugh again.Tiger twitched his lips, looked helplessly at the tent and lifted the curtain, and said, "Mass, I brought Sun Zhixin here. Sun Zhixin is Bidaraca Asu, didn't you always want to meet Bidaraca Asu? I brought it, and he is by my side. I need your blessing so that he and I can become brothers."

"Bida Lacha Asu?" The old woman exclaimed, her whole body seemed to jump up, and there was a series of fine and disorderly noises in the tent.The sound is like a large group of cockroaches making trouble, and also like a large group of hamsters parading, what a mess.Occasionally, the old woman kicked something again, and the terrible sound of pots and pans being kicked to pieces was like the sound of kicking over a chamber pot—if she had one.

Sun Zhixin was completely petrified, turned his head to look at Tiger and Naru blankly, what is the old woman doing?Smash the house or lift the wall?

Naru looked back at Sun Zhixin with a foggy face, and the look on his face was ridiculously silly.Tiger's entire face was as black as if it had been dyed with ink. He grabbed Sun Zhixin and lifted the curtain to enter the account.

The author has something to say:

When I arrived in Xishuangbanna, I stayed in the botanical garden. When I wandered around the residence on the way, I met a man from the Northeast who looked like a bear.

The man lost his car keys and was looking for them sweating profusely.My sister and I had nothing to do, so we helped him find it.Probably because of luck, my siblings really found it at Xiaohuatai in a while.

The man was very happy, so he said he would invite our siblings to drink.Of course it's good if someone invites you to drink happily, so we went happily.

During the dinner, the man took a few more sips to get excited, and began to criticize the southerners for their drinking capacity.

Your grandma, you mean the monk scolding the bald donkey?Both of us are southerners.Ever since, my sister and I were furious, looked at each other quietly and then smiled, and patted the table to ask the waiter to change the big bowl!Shopping!

Just kidding, my sister in my family has the least amount of alcohol, and that is nearly seven or eight taels of alcohol!

The result can be imagined, when the banquet was about to end, the man was so drunk that he didn't even recognize his wife.

Before he was drunk, my sister and I wisely asked him to prepay for the wine in advance, and then the two siblings ignored his wife's dark evening lady's face and drank face to face, laughing wildly!

I smile proudly!

My sister also smiled proudly!

If you dare to fight with our siblings for wine, you will die!