Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over

Carefully compare what you need to sew and what you own.Sun Zhixin sadly found that he did not have the most important thing - a sewing machine.That is to say, he has no other choice but stitches and stitches.

If he had the foresight to travel back to prehistoric times, Sun Zhixin would definitely put an electric portable sewing machine in his mountaineering bag.That thing is small and easy to use, and it can definitely satisfy the hobby of modern housewives who want to sew something by themselves when they are bored at home.

But Sun Zhixin is not a housewife, he is not even a housewife—well, maybe he is changing in this direction... In addition, he has no foresight, so material conditions determine the basis of life—his only choice is to sew .

As for the material, the cloth has not been spun yet, but there are a lot of tanned leather.Needles, yes, there are collections on Swiss army knives, and they are also sealed on bush field knives.There are some cutting tools, scissors and big knives. He doesn't lack anything.There should be quite a lot of thread. Arthur, who spun the best thread a while ago, came to report to Sun Zhixin, saying that all the collected flax threads had been spun into balls and kept by her.Hmm... This woman who seems to be virtuous and virtuous at first glance is really not bad. Not to mention her good talent in spinning, she is also serious and reliable in her work. If there is a chance, she will be nominated as the minister of female workers!

Very good, with these kinds of things, theoretically speaking, they already have the conditions to spell out a piece of clothing.

Of course...just in theory.Whether it actually works or not has to be done to know.

Then it seems that you have to measure the size and need a ruler.This is easy to handle, and he also has a ruler, which is a rigid steel ruler, assembled on a Swiss army knife.But that is not suitable for measuring the size of the body. For convenience and practicality, a soft ruler has to be made.

Sun Zhixin thought for a while, then found flax thread and twisted it into a strong thin rope to make a soft ruler.As for the scale, marking with knots is currently a good choice.

Originally, he considered using a more advanced standard method to tie a knot every centimeter as a standard.But looking back, one centimeter has a pimple, and one meter has to tie a hundred pimples, so it can't kill people?It's still the size of ancient China, each inch is 3.33 in an infinite cycle... 3 goes down to infinite centimeters.In other words, he only needs [-] knots for one meter, which greatly saves trouble.

Sun Zhixin couldn't help but think about one thing when he was tying the knots on the rope. Maybe the Chinese size marking method was invented by lazy people like himself.look!One-third of the work is saved in one click!

Far away, far away...

Sun Zhixin finally made a soft ruler with knots to mark the size, taking into account the height and shape of the tall prehistoric men like Nalu, and the "giants" like Tarim who are more than two meters long, usually two meters long The soft ruler was extended to three meters long.Probably there won't be a "super giant" with a height of three meters... Sun Zhixin thinks so.

After all the preparations were completed, Sun Zhixin ran to grab Buku to measure the size.

How can Buku still object to Sun Zhixin using this new type of fur to make clothes for himself?He was really looking forward to it, and when he thought of that soft and warm thing wrapping himself, his heart felt so beautiful.

But the little Buku is very kind in his heart, more often he thinks not of himself, but of his relatives around him.

Buku was being measured by Sun Zhixin. Although he didn't understand what Sun Zhixin was doing, he roughly guessed that it was related to making something similar to leather skirts, so he asked, "Jimma, what are you doing?"

Sun Zhixin gestured and said, "I'll take your measurements."

Buku asked again: "Do you make leather skirts?"

Sun Zhixin waved his fingers: "It's much more complicated than that. That's why I have to measure it first."

"quantity?"

Sun Zhixin gestured with the soft ruler in his hand: "I can't tell you to stand here and let me gesticulate and sew, right? I'll use this to measure your size first, such as how long your arms are, how thick your waist is, etc., and then write it down , you can do things based on this.”

Buku was a little surprised: "This method is very powerful, Jima, you are so smart! But why do you have to measure the length of your arms when making a leather skirt? Isn't it enough to just measure the waist? Or do it for me like last time. A leather skirt to wear?"

Sun Zhixin laughed: "It's better than last time, even the arms and legs are covered together."

Buku didn't understand it very well, but he was very happy in his heart.Sun Zhixin's actions made him itchy again, his small body couldn't stop twisting around, he laughed and said, "Jimma, don't do it for me yet."

Sun Zhixin stopped what he was doing, gestured and asked him, "Why?"

Buku looked at Sun Zhixin innocently, and said: "I already have it! Although the last time it was hard tied because of the leather, it was uncomfortable, but it was still very warm to wear." Buku pulled the skin on his body twice Vest, grinning: "No other children in the family have it, only I have it. Hehe, my good Gemma made one for me. You can make it for Papa and the others. Now the weather is getting worse and worse. It's cold, especially in the morning. Papa and my brother have to get up early to hunt, and I'm afraid they will be frozen. Didn't you say that, Gemma? If the weather is cold and you can't keep your body warm, you will easily get sick and sweat during hunting There is nothing to keep warm, and the body is easy to get sick when it is hot and cold. Illness is difficult to cure, and it is easy to die. I don’t want Papa and brother to die, Gemma, you cook for them first, I’m not in a hurry.”

After a pause, he turned his head to look at Sun Zhixin's body, and said again: "And you, you are different from us. We are not as strong and strong as we are. If the weather is cold, you may be more likely to get sick. It is true that you sew yourself first. "

Sun Zhixin's heart warmed when he heard that, this child is sensible and considerate, he is really a pain in the ass.

I love this little guy so much in my heart, I couldn't help poking out my mouth to smack his little face, and teasing him with gestures: "Aren't you afraid of the cold? You are a child, you should take care of it first."

Buku shook his head and smiled and said, "Of course I'm afraid of the cold. But if I'm cold, I can hide here with you. You have a fire pit here, and it's safe to keep burning it. Unlike other tents that have to be turned off when no one is around. Said Really, I slept with Auger, and it was freezing cold in the middle of the night. The fire was always off, and I didn’t dare to burn it when no one was around, and I didn’t dare to burn it hard when I was sleeping, and I felt that I couldn’t sleep warm all night.”

Sun Zhixin began to touch his chin. According to Buku, besides sewing clothes, he had to learn how to sew quilts... Fuck!She looks more and more like a mother!

Seeing that Sun Zhixin's face was fluctuating, Buku rolled his eyes and said with a flattering smile, "Hey, if I'm cold, I'll come and sleep with you. Besides, I already have one, so I'd better make it for others first. Do it for me when everyone has you."

After a pause, he looked at Sun Zhixin worriedly, and asked, "Jima, are you still angry with Papa? Papa told me that he didn't hurt you on purpose. In my opinion, it's all That guy Tiger! Papa has been worried about your injury and wanted to come to see you. But you ignored him and refused to let him into your tent. Gemma, good Gemma, don’t be angry, Papa is the last I love you more than I love you, you can make it for him first. He has the leather skirt you made, and he will think of you when he wears it warm."

This damn child, why is his mouth so sweet?How many benefits did Naru promise this little devil behind his back, that he spared no effort to say good things to him?And while saying good things about Naru, he still didn't forget to hit Tiger, this kid, really... Sun Zhixin narrowed his eyes, and subconsciously felt that Naru was not as pure as he imagined.The ancients said it well: like father, like son.To be able to teach a son like Buku, Naru might not be an efficient lamp.

But what Buku said made sense, the weather was getting colder and colder, especially in the morning and evening, the temperature difference was very large, if one didn't pay attention, it would be easy to catch a cold.In this prehistoric era, catching a cold can directly kill a person. No matter how strong a hunter like Nalu is, he will be caught if he is not careful, but he can't be careless.

He and Buku stayed in the camp for a long time. As he said, it was a big deal to hide in the tent when it was cold, but those guys couldn't.Well, let's sew clothes for them first.

However, in order to sew clothes for them, it is necessary to measure their height and shape.This is zero-distance close contact... In this embarrassing period, Sun Zhixin really can't muster up the courage to have any physical or other contact with them.Why not...

Sun Zhixin rolled his eyes treacherously twice, and asked Buku to make a gesture: "Buku, do you want to learn how to measure things with a soft ruler? If you learn it, there are many things for you to measure and play~ For example, You must really want to know how tall your brother is, right? After you learn it, use this ruler to measure it and you will know."

Sure enough, Buku was tricked, and immediately smiled on his small face, saying, "Okay! Jima, you teach me, I want to learn."

Originally, this ingenious trick of borrowing a knife to kill people would be invisible, but Sun Zhixin was really careless sometimes, so he continued to gesture: "Go and measure your Papa and Tiger, come back and tell me together."

Buku was already frowning when he heard that even Tiger had to be measured, and when he heard that his father's size also needed to be measured by himself, his narrow-mindedness began to turn.

Isn't my own Jima refusing to talk to her Papa?If he had to measure them, he couldn't even ignore Papa if he wanted to!In this way, doesn't Papa have a chance to stay with him?As for Tiger... don't measure that annoying person.It's best not to let him wear that kind of warm leather skirt in winter, and freeze him to death!

Buku's eyeballs rolled back and forth, his sly expression flashed past, and he asked with a naive smile, "Is it difficult? I'm afraid I won't be able to learn it."

"It's not difficult, it's not difficult!" Sun Zhixin gestured vigorously, eager to teach him immediately, and then leave this headache to him.

The two taught there, and the whole process was that Buku kept asking: "How much is this?"

"Huh? Numbers one by one?"

"Uh... how many grids is this?"

"How much is one frame?"

"This... I don't understand..."

Sun Zhixin went crazy, feeling that today's Buku is more stupid than ever before.Especially when he thinks about how he has set a standard measure of speed, Sun Zhixin still has a small sense of accomplishment in his heart.In ancient times, the standard for measuring the degree of unity was an extremely great thing, and when Comrade Buku heard Sun Zhixin's explanation, he simply said "oh" and dismissed the admiration for this great thing.If it were you, would you go crazy if you encountered such a thing?

Nima!

I don't know that one grid is [-] centimeters, can you just count the grids?Even if you don't know how to count, you can't count the number of grids, but you can always remember where it stretches, right?

Now Sun Zhixin hates himself for being dumb, unable to explain what a centimeter is, unable to tell exactly how much an inch is, and he can't even teach Buku how to count.

After colluding for a long time, Sun Zhixin sighed in frustration, and gestured: "Forget it, I will measure it myself."

Buku's small face was a little hurt: "Gimma, am I stupid?"

Sun Zhixin immediately cheered up: "Nonsense! Who dares to say that you are stupid, I will beat him!"

Buku seemed a little happier, and said, "Why don't you teach me this after your voice is healed, I'm going to play."

Sun Zhixin waved weakly: "Go, go..."

Buku came out of the tent and snickered and ran away, he had to catch his father before he went back to camp and get him ready, Gemma was going to measure him!

It can be seen that Buku, like his father, seems innocent, but actually has a dark belly.

But children, no matter how black-bellied they are, they won't go anywhere.Like just now, the correct way for him is not to pretend to be stupid, but to learn how to measure and then pretend that he didn't learn it.In this way, Naru has to ask Sun Zhixin to measure, and he can measure Tiger's size instead of Sun Zhixin, so that he can truly achieve his goal: to form a firewall between Tiger and Sun Zhixin, separating him from the closeness of his own Jima Chance.

In the end, he pretended to be stupid too thoroughly. Although he successfully coaxed Sun Zhixin and created an opportunity for him to get close to his father, he also pushed him towards those two people at the same time.

Buku... you look a lot like your Gemma, you're only half done...