Prehistoric husband and wife salted fish turn over

Sun Zhixin has been squatting by the small river for a long time, almost an hour, and his overall movements look like August?The thinker in bronze in Rodin's hand.Of course...not naked, but there is only a piece of animal skin around the waist, and the original mountaineering suit has long since disappeared, but it is almost naked.

Without moving his body, he only glanced sideways at the watch in his hand, and concluded that he had really been squatting here for 48 minutes.After squatting for 48 minutes, his legs went numb, his blood pressure rose, and his butt cramped.And that thinker has been in a daze since 1888 in the original time and space, and stayed in 2011 when he crossed over, and he didn't know what it was like to stay for more than 200 years.

The watch on his wrist is a new Casio mountaineering watch. When Sun Zhixin bought it, he saved money from a part-time job for a whole year before buying it.One is that it is really a good thing, and it has complete functions in the wild; the other is that a backpacker like myself who likes to run around can't stand the temptation of it, and finally took it down one day after saving money for a year.

It is a genuine licensed product on Taobao. The model is PRG-500T-7DR. In addition to being used as a timer, it also has many considerate and practical functions, such as measuring temperature, sea level, and water pressure; fully automatic LED lighting, anti-low temperature, high temperature device; digital compass, etc., and many other functions are yet to be developed by Comrade Sun Zhixin.The thing bought close to 1 RMB is really awesome. It is powered by solar energy, and it can be used for five months without sunlight after only one day of charging.The entire watch is a titanium face, which is incredibly strong.Therefore, in the process of traveling here, not only was it not torn apart by the turbulence of time and space like other things, but it was not picked off by these prehistoric barbarians, and it is still intact on his left wrist. .

Look at the time, it is 17:36 in the afternoon.The date is January 0000, 1.Uh...Come on, the date function is actually considered obsolete, and God knows what kind of calendar is used to count days here.Fortunately, it has been verified by the watch that the rotation period of the planet under his feet is exactly the same as that of the earth, so Sun Zhixin simply adjusted it to zero and started counting again on the third day after arriving here.The date on the watch shows that he has been in here for 4 days.

The act of setting the date to zero was not an act of anger, but Sun Zhixin already had a clear answer in his heart: the original time and space must not return.

Who has heard of how many time-travelers can return to their original time and space?So many time-travel novels for nothing?I didn't see that the author clearly wrote in less than three chapters from the beginning: if you come, you will be safe?

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Go to his grandma's imminent arrival and settle down!Of course, if you can't go back, you can only comfort yourself with the words that you will be safe when you come, otherwise what else can you do?Cut the pulse, take poison, smear the neck, hit the head to death and wear it again?And don't die, it's really uncomfortable, painful and scary. What's more, the God of time travel is obviously an unreliable guy. He can make people wear it to the prehistoric era. What will he wear next time?Go ahead and become a single-celled organism?Like Hydra, eating, drinking and laxatives all come in and out through the same cavity?Pull it down...it's not as good as it is now.The ancients really said it well: a good death is worse than a hard life, it really makes sense to him.

The average width of the creek in front of Sun Zhixin's squatting position is about four meters, and the narrowest part is only two meters wide.There are many rough and angular stones piled up scatteredly by the river, and the bottom of the river is covered with a layer of round pebbles of various sizes.There is very little sediment, which shows from the side that the formation time of the river will not be particularly long, and there is not a lot of sediment in the upper reaches to flow down the river.The water in the whole small river is clear, and the water in the narrow part is not too fast. The sound of splashing water is clear and pleasant, and the faintly visible fish, shrimp and crabs are leisurely swaying in the water, and the crabs are shamelessly spitting bubbles. Use your own freedom to stimulate Sun Zhixin.

Regardless of the clarity of the water, the number of creatures in the water, and the degree of freshness, it proves that he has worn it forward, and it has been worn for N years.In the original time and space, it is absolutely impossible to have such a clear river and such a rich variety of water objects. This phenomenon can only happen when the sun appears in the west.In the river in front of me, no matter the water or the creatures in the water, there is no artificial pollution at all. The size of the crab is astonishing. This is the first time that Sun Zhixin has seen a river crab that can grow to such a large size. He has only seen this size before. sea ​​crab.

He has also tasted the river water, it is fresh and sweet, with almost no earthy smell, and he knows that it is of good quality without going through a laboratory test.If there was river water of this quality in the previous life, it would have been bucketed up, labeled as XX mountain spring or OO glacier water, advertised and sold in the streets and alleys.

So I came to the conclusion that this place must be a long time away from my original time and space.

Another thing that is certain is that this place must not be the earth where I originally stayed.This is very sure, even a child with little knowledge of astronomy knows that there is only one moon in the night sky, but there are eleven moons in the night sky here!Not only that, but its night sky composition is far more complex than this.

When the moon rises, the ten moons will climb into the sky, and they may not necessarily appear at the same time, sometimes there will be only two left, and sometimes eleven will appear at the same time.Two or eleven appear at least at the same time, while five to nine are more frequent.Such a peculiar astronomical phenomenon shows that the planet revolving around the foot has eleven satellites, and the orbits and speeds of their revolutions are different.

At night, those eleven satellites rise into the sky, either in blue or magenta, with a silvery-white metallic luster, together with a belt like clouds and fog in the middle of the night sky, like the Milky Way. The playful elves are extremely beautiful.The cloud-like belt looked like a river woven by stars in the night sky, but Sun Zhixin vaguely guessed that it should be a meteorite belt, like Jupiter's meteorite ring, with a large number of ice blocks, It is composed of stones, etc., which cannot be seen during the day, but appear at night because of the reflection of the stars of this galaxy. It is also extremely beautiful, but it is not what the earth should have.

This is enough to prove that I am definitely not on the earth, let alone somewhere in the solar system, but in a completely unknown corner of the universe.

In this way, Sun Zhixin's fantasy of traveling back in time became even less.

Sun Zhixin was wading across the river, and now he is squatting on the other side of the river.On the other side of the river, there are many busy people.They were all old men, women, children, sick and crippled men, and the healthy men couldn't be seen because they were all out hunting.According to Sun Zhixin's observation, this is a tribe with a size of about one hundred people. Currently, the main means of survival is to rely on adult males to go hunting.The prey is distributed to all by the tribal leader and becomes the staple food.Complementary food is wild fruit, rhizomes, fruits, etc. picked by women, children, and the elderly. The quantity and variety are very scarce, and it is completely impossible to replace the meat from prey as the staple food.Probably because the water quality and soil have never been polluted, and the wild fruits here are delicious even without artificial cultivation.Sun Zhixin has eaten a kind of wild fruit like a wild apple. It is only half the size of the original space-time, with little water content, but it is still very firm. The taste is very ordinary, but the taste is surprisingly sweet and sour, very original.

At this time, the children on the other side of the river are playing, the old people are picking up the animal skins that have been basking in the sun for a day, and the women are lighting up the smoke and cooking dinner. It is a harmonious pastoral scene.The strong fishy and greasy smell of cooked meat floats from the other side of the river. For new human beings in the 21st century like Sun Zhixin, it smells good and disgusting at the same time.

It smells good because he is really hungry. The habit here is to only eat two meals a day, one early and one late, and there is no such thing as lunch.The breakfast he ate at dawn had already been completely digested in his stomach, and Sun Zhixin was so hungry that the smell of food was of course pleasant to him.And it's disgusting because the cooking methods of these people are really crude. The large pieces of meat are either boiled or grilled. That's all, it also has a sour and strange smell polluted by other metal ions, not to mention how terrible it is.After eating such things for 35 days, Sun Zhixin only thanked the God of Time Traveling for one thing: Oh, my mother, they have developed to the point where they can use fire to cook and eat cooked food, not just drinking blood, it’s really great!

After observing for 35 days in a row, Sun Zhixin has already come to a conclusion, not to mention how other places are. As far as the tribe in front of him is concerned, the productivity is extremely low. Judging from the tools they use, it should be a certain place in the Stone Age. stage.Whether it is pre-lithic or post-lithic remains to be seen.

Thinking of this, Sun Zhixin felt endless sadness in his heart.Other time-traveling seniors either dress up as a king, or as a generation of virtuous kings, or even as a wit; women can also be empresses, queens, or wits, and if they don’t want to, they can just be a court lady and work in the palace first. Working as a secretary, and then being spotted by the emperor, the sparrow turned into a phoenix and became a concubine and queen.And what about myself?I don't know if it's bad luck or the God of Transmigration pushed too hard, and I accidentally traveled to the prehistoric Stone Age.

This thing is... 囧...

Timepiece Era... I only played games with this name before, and I was obsessed with collecting all kinds of pets, but I never imagined that one day I would travel to this era of no shit.Don't play around with people like this, okay... I am not a time travel enthusiast, so I should give this chance of winning to others.In Jinjiang and Qidian, there are a lot of time travel enthusiasts, and it seems that it is completely out of their turn.So I came to another conclusion: the guy who crosses the gods is definitely blind, and he is very irresponsible, he does things as he pleases and likes to base his own happiness on the pain of others!

The people on the opposite shore, both men and women, were almost completely naked.Not to mention children, they are [-]% naked, and all boys and girls run around smooth and slippery, like small animals in a zoo.Most of the old people are also naked, exposing the aging skin covered with wrinkles and age spots.Women have to look at the quality of the lower body. For the lower body, if the condition is good, there will be a piece of animal skin around the waist and crotch, which means more decoration than shame; if the condition is not good, it must be naked.As for the upper body, there is nothing, and it is very rare to see rough necklaces made of animal teeth worn around the neck occasionally.

When Sun Zhixin saw these naked women for the first time, he was a little excited.So many breasts too!Long, round, flat, large, small, medium, spherical, strip-shaped, bamboo shoot-shaped, loofah-shaped, all kinds, all of which are exposed in broad daylight for anyone to look at casually.I used to think casually, of course not, but now I look casually... Isn't it heaven?But human beings are so cheap, when they are covered to prevent them from being seen, they want to see them all the time, but when they are open and open for people to see casually, the mystery is gone, and they feel worthless, and the desire to see them is greatly reduced. Visual fatigue all day long.Sun Zhixin went from sexual excitement on the first day to sexual fatigue on the second, and then watched it for 35 days in a row, so tired that he wanted to vomit.

Do not believe?Something so beautiful that makes you want to throw up?It's true if you want to touch it after reading it... Don't believe me, is the braised pork delicious?You eat it for a month, try eating it every day.If you have the guts to stick with me for a week, I'll count you as ruthless!Those two fat globules no longer have any attraction to Sun Zhixin, and he even finds it annoying to look at them. Just looking at them makes him feel like he has eaten too much supersaturated hard fat.Not to mention those who are old, or sick, completely unaesthetic, with breasts dragging a foot long on the abdomen like leather bags, dirty and wrinkled, and black nipples like moldy American ebony.The overall appearance of those women is like a black Somali woman.Being able to be sexual under such circumstances... There is nothing else to say except that you are a beast.Sun Zhixin didn't know what other people would think when they saw such a thing. Anyway, Sun Zhixin couldn't do it himself, just like when he saw the nude photos of Somali women, he only had deep sympathy and no desire.

But there is no way, it’s not that women don’t want to wear or dress up beautifully, but the productivity is really low. Without this condition, they can’t produce things that can be worn, or there are no extra things to make body coverings.Animal skins alone can be converted into food under extreme conditions. Sun Zhixin once saw an old man who was very hungry and boiled animal skins to eat, and vomited his hair while eating. Disgusted and heartbroken.So they can only be naked, and at dawn, they can only hold their breasts with their pitiful hands to keep warm. Even for young girls, the skin on their beautiful breasts is covered with goose bumps, which is not beautiful at all.

As he was sighing there, a black and thin child stood on the other side of the river and called him: "Bida Acharasu, %!@#!$@!%&%@#*."

Except for Bida Acha and Sun Zhixin who could understand, the others all listened to the language of birds.For 35 days in a row, I have been called Bida Atharasu, and idiots know they are calling themselves.

If you really want to learn, with Sun Zhixin's well-developed IQ, you can easily learn some simple daily expressions.But he rejected this group of primitive people from the bottom of his heart, and he didn't have the slightest desire to speak. After 35 days, you can only understand one Bida Acha Lasu, not all ducks Tinglei—— Wushasha, ten orifices have been opened to nine orifices, and only one thing is left!At the same time, I vaguely guessed that this was a title, not a first name, because no matter who called him that, there was a mixed expression of respect and fear on his face, and he faintly kept a distance from himself, and his expression seemed very cautious. .When you walk on the street and meet Zhang Sanli Li Siwang Mazi, you don’t greet them like this, right?This is simple common sense.

Sun Zhixin didn't respond, but stood up slowly, waded across the river and walked to the opposite bank.He knew that this was the return of the men from the tribe, and the woman who cooked the dinner sent someone to ask him to come and have dinner.It has been like this for more than [-] days. The men will go out to hunt when the sun shines and come back when the sun shines. If there is no accident, it will not change.