The Coolie of Holographic Online Games

The man had an unbearable shock on his face.

His companion suddenly patted him on the head and shouted: "Idiot. How can there be such an NPC in online games, he is a coolie in online games."

The man was shocked at first, then regained consciousness, slowly calmed down, and finally jumped into a rage like a volcanic eruption, and shouted at his companion: "You are an idiot! You are the most idiot! You have a negative IQ, and you are the worst in the world!"

While letting him yell, his companion patted him on the back like coaxing a baby, "Well, well, well... It was I who lowered the average IQ of all human beings, and you didn't lower it."

Guan Mian said: "Because the censored average is adopted, have the highest and lowest values ​​been removed?"

companion:"……"

The man was furious, "You actually snickered! You actually snickered with him!"

The companion hurriedly said: "No, no, I have a Samoyed face and a mouth that seems to be smiling."

That person: "..."

Seeing nothing wrong with him, Guan Mian set foot on Sunshine Avenue and continued his journey of delivering letters.

Marseille is one of the ten countries in the Dreamland, located at the southernmost tip of the map, separated by a distance from the two great empires, the Banding Empire and Shamanlier.Apart from minerals, there are not many special products that can be sold. Many players born in Masai will leave here after they reach level [-], and go to the more prosperous Banding Empire and Shamanlier.In order to promote the balance of the game, the game head office specially set up six dungeons in Marseille, which really made Marseille's popularity steadily climb.

But there are advantages and disadvantages in everything. After having the six major dungeons, Marseille's popularity has risen, and there have been more disputes.One of the biggest disputes lies in the two limited copies.

The so-called limited number of copies means that these two copies only accept a certain amount of players every day.Although the amount given by the official is quite a lot, it is still a drop in the bucket for the total number of players who want to make dungeons.Over time, an unwritten rule has been formed that players must be farmed before these two dungeons are farmed.

The guardians of this rule are the Star-Moon Guild and the Emperor Yao Guild.They each hold a dungeon, just like underworld thugs, in addition to guaranteeing the daily quota of their guild, they will also maintain law and order on the spot.

Originally, the two wells did not interfere with the river water, so they lived in peace.But not long ago, the members of Diyao Guild also joined the dungeon quota competition controlled by Xingyue Guild, and each time they could occupy more than 50.00% of those individual guest quotas, which caused great dissatisfaction among other players.

In order to maintain the impartial image that Star-Moon Guild has always insisted on, and to prove that they are definitely not the same as the shameless Emperor Yao Guild, Star-Moon Guild also dropped their reserve and bravely joined the struggle to snatch the other party's quota.

Once back and forth, the sparks of friction are enough to start a prairie fire.

——This is the reason why the Marseille branch presidents of the two major guilds want to negotiate.

Guan Mian walked at the end of a large group of low-level players, silently listening to them sharing these gossips with great interest.After meeting them halfway and analyzing from their conversations that they were rushing to watch the battle between Emperor Yao Guild and Star Moon Guild, Guan Mian spontaneously used them as a navigator.

On the map, his position and coordinates are getting closer and closer, and based on the distance and time he traveled before to get his current speed, Guan Mian estimates that he should be able to reach his destination in 3 minutes.

"This place is reserved! Idlers are free to enter!"

A group of players with different professions are standing in the middle of the road.

"Why?" The players who came all the way to watch the excitement were very upset.

"Just because we are the No. [-] team of the Emperor Yao Guild to clean up the idlers." An undead knight rode a skeleton horse, showing a malicious smile, "I don't care if I kill them or bury them."

Watching the fun, the players looked at each other.

In the game, players have to be at least level 26 to use mounts, and the opponent obviously has more than this level.Your side is only level [-] at the highest level, and you can't beat them, but it's too embarrassing to just turn around and leave like this.

While they were hesitating, a short necromancer came out from behind the undead knight, and said with a blank expression, "Why are you talking so much nonsense?" As he spoke, he waved a magic wand made of bones, and dropped a fixed body first. Technique, and then drop a corpse poison.

The faces of the players who watched the excitement turned green in an instant, and they continued to shout and curse.

The necromancer pouted and danced again.

Numerous finger bones popped out from the feet of the watching players, grabbing their ankles and dragging them down the ground.It didn't take long for most of them to be wiped out.The reason why I say most of them is because Guan Mian is still standing there perfectly.

Guan Mian: "..."

Diyao Guild cleans up idler No. [-] group: "..."

Guan Mian lifted her foot and continued to walk forward.

"Stop!" The undead knight pulled out his sword and stopped in front of him, "I told you not to enter."

Guan Mian didn't even roll her eyelids, just brushed his sword straightly, and walked over.

The undead knight's mouth is O-shaped.His sword clearly slashed across his neck, but unexpectedly, unexpectedly, did not leave any damage!

The necromancer said: "Is he in work mode?"

"Ah?" The undead knight opened his mouth even wider.

The necromancer said: "It's the legendary online game coolie."

The undead knight turned his head to look at the back of Guan Mian who had gone away, and murmured, "Then what is he doing here?" In his imagination, shouldn't coolies in online games be sweating profusely and working hard?How can you be so leisurely? !How can you be so leisurely? !

The necromancer stroked his chin and said, "I suddenly feel that being a coolie in online games is not bad. Watching the excitement is stress-free."

Undead Knight: "..."

This world is too upside down.Players here conscientiously stand in the way, and the coolies just go to watch the excitement leisurely!

Guan Mian arrived half a minute later than expected.Because he did not expect that there was a hillside in the last section of the road. Since the speed up the hill was slower than the parallel speed, it took him three and a half minutes to reach the destination.

When it arrived, the two sides were fighting hard.

Gorgeous skills come and go like fireworks.Mage, knight, warrior, assassin, dancer, troubadour, priest, thief... all kinds of figures are buried in the gorgeous skills, and even the clothes are not clear.Only the occasional flash of white light shows that the battle is intense, and the number of players is decreasing day by day.

Guan Mian waited for a while, finally chose a quieter time, and asked, "Excuse me, which one of you is the president?"

No one answered him, but a barrage of attacks.

Guan Mian, with the demeanor of a master, accepted it without changing his face.

After the skill, he sat cross-legged on the ground.

After a while, more and more white lights flashed away, until there were only two figures left.

A knight in a golden embroidered white robe, a priest in a robe of the same color.

"Who are you?" the priest asked him distractedly after drinking a whole bottle of red, and filling up the blood beside him.

Guan Mian said, "I'm here to deliver a letter. Excuse me, is the president here?"

The priest looked at him warily, "Which president?"

Guan Mian thought for a while and said, "It's from the Star-Moon Guild."

"What's the matter?" The knight next to him turned his head.

The breeze brushed against his golden bangs, revealing a clear face.His eyes were cold, and he looked at people with condescending arrogance.

Guan Mian said, "Are you the president?"

The knight said: "I am Xing Feihen."

Guan Mian asked again, "Are you the president of the Star-Moon Guild?"

The priest was surprised, "Huh? Don't you know the name of the president of Xingyue Guild?"

Guan Mian said, "Now I know."

The priest said: "Who told you to bring the message?"

Guan Mian said, "Water blue puppet."

The priest gave a meaningful "Oh", "What did she say?"

Guan Mian said, "She told you to be careful of sneak attacks with sexy legs."

……

The priest looked at the bare battlefield, speechless.

After Guan Mian finished explaining, he was about to turn his head to leave when the bright priest named He Qiguo grabbed his arm and pulled him to ask questions.For example, why do you want to be a coolie?For example, how do you know the water blue puppets?For example, have you met someone from the Emperor Yao Guild who cleared the field outside...

Guan Mian broke free twice, but found that she couldn't break free.

"Let's hear it."

"..."

"You see how beautiful I am, how can you bear to reject me?"

"..."

He Qiyougu looked at Guan Mian's expressionless face, then at Xing Feihen's cool expression, and suddenly exclaimed as if he had discovered a new world, "Ah! Your expressions match so well!"

"..." Guan Mian considered whether to go offline.

Xing Feihen said suddenly, "Shut up."

He Qiyougu pouted, "President, you are bullying."

Guan Mian felt the goosebumps on her skin spring up like mushrooms after rain.

Xing Feihen summoned a shining white unicorn, "Let's go."

He Qiyou looked at the unicorn with twinkling stars in his eyes, "Ah! President, hug me!"

Xing Feihen rode the unicorn and disappeared with a whoosh.

He Qi Yougu looked at Guan Mian depressedly, "Look, the president is always like this. When you need someone, you will back to back with them. If you don't need them, you will let them eat plaster."

Guan Mian looked at him calmly, "Aren't you going?"

He Qiyou said: "I can't bear you."

"Let go." Guan Mian stared at his hand grabbing her arm.

Unexpectedly, He Qiyougu let go.

Guan Mian turned and walked back.After meeting He Qiguo, he began to miss Daigosuke's hearty laughter and never tired of nagging.

After walking for about 3 minutes, he turned his head and stared at He Qigui who followed him like a ghost.

"Why are you following me?" Guan Mian frowned.

He Qiyou said innocently: "We are going the same way."

Guan Mian looked at him suspiciously.

He Qiyougu spread his hands and said, "Really. I don't have a mount."

Guan Mian obviously didn't believe it.Those who can survive in that kind of melee are definitely masters.How could a master not have a mount?

An egg suddenly fell from the sky and hit He Qigui in front of him, he subconsciously reached out to catch it.

Xing Feihen rode a unicorn with outstretched wings and looked down at him, "It's hatched, let's go."

He Qiyou exclaimed excitedly, "No! I would rather climb than ride a bat to ruin my image."

Guan Mian: "..." Will crawling be taller than riding a bat?