Fortune telling

In the middle of the night, Zhou Sen rushed home from the set exhaustedly, thinking about the two little buns at home.He was carrying big and small bags in his hand, which he bought during a special trip to the supermarket during the day.Others said that milk powder is good for children, so Zhou Sen specially bought a lot of milk powder.Thinking that the two little buns like to eat some snacks, they bought a lot of snacks and came back.

On the other side of the house, Fan Wenzhi occupied the big TV in the living room, turned on the home stereo, put in the DVD, and turned up the sound to the point that it was about to break the roof.Close all the doors and windows, then sit on the couch and drink a beer while watching a hot blooded guy movie.Fortunately, this house is of good quality and sound insulation is good, otherwise, hmph, wait for complaints from people on the upper and lower floors.

And the sword spirit is occupying the small TV in the room, and there is also a cartoon on it, [Qin Shimingyue].Sword Spirit looked at it and complained, shit, what a mess, it's not like this, okay?Hahaha, the screenwriter is an idiot and so on.

And our big tree and little bun are in the study at the moment, occupying the computer.Sitting in a chair, he looked at the cultivation text on the computer with a very serious expression.And not just one article, but four or five articles at the same time.Then write down the various places in the book, and wait to find Fan Wenzhi or Zhou Sen for verification after reading it.Why is the way of comprehension different in each text, and which text should he practice according to.

When Zhou Sen opened the door with several shopping bags to go home, the deafening sound of machine guns and cannons resounded through countless floors of the building.Zhou Sen quickly closed the door, only to see that the house was pitch-black, only the TV was emitting a faint light.Fan Wenzhi stretched his legs and looked very leisurely.Zhou Sen put down his things, hastily turned off the stereo, and directly played the sound of the TV itself.Then he turned on the light and said to Fan Wenzhi, "It's just you, why haven't you slept so late? What about the two of them? Are you asleep?"

Fan Wenzhi was depressed, and said directly: "They don't need to sleep."

"Don't talk about what kind of spirits they are. In my eyes, they are just children, and they should live like children."

At this time, the sword spirit who heard the movement swished, flew out of the room, and shouted, "Zhou Sen, Zhou Sen, you are back. Buy me something good."

"I bought milk powder for you. The salesperson said that milk powder is the best for children. These are all imported, don't worry, there will be no melamine." Zhou Sen took out a can of milk powder to lure Jian Ling.

Jian Ling turned his head very shamelessly, "I don't want to drink milk powder." Then he got into the shopping bag and turned it up by himself, "Wow, potato chips. I love potato chips the most, Zhou Sen, you are the best." Jian Ling Holding the potato chips, I was about to fly back to the room and continue watching anime while complaining.

As a result, Fan Wenzhi hooked his hand, and the sword spirit couldn't help it, as if being pulled by a thread to Fan Wenzhi.Fan Wenzhi took away the potato chips and said, "This is mine, don't eat it."

"Wow, Fan Wenzhi robbed me, wow, Fan Wenzhi abused me." Jianling burst into tears.He also shouted at Dashu in the study: "Dashu, Fan Wenzhi bullied me and refused to give me potato chips."

The big tree didn't turn back, and shouted sharply: "Don't cry, it's too noisy. Shut up."

The sword spirit was taken aback by the big tree, and then continued to cry.

Fan Wenzhi scratched his ears, he couldn't take it anymore, so he simply blocked the sword spirit's voice.But Zhou Sen could still hear the wailing of the sword spirit, and he gave Fan Wenzhi a look, bullying even children, it was really superb.Quickly took out another bag of potato chips from the bag and handed it to Sword Spirit, "Hey, don't cry, there are more here."

When Jianling saw the potato chips, he stopped crying and laughed, "Zhou Sen, you are the best. Why don't you quit Fan Wenzhi and be my wife."

"Looking for a beating." Zhou Sen scolded with a smile, and gave Jian Ling a light slap, "No nonsense."

Seeing that something was wrong, Fan Wenzhi unblocked it and asked, "Sword Spirit, what did you say just now?"

Sword Spirit was obviously afraid of Fan Wenzhi, so he immediately hid behind Zhou Sen and said in a low voice, "I said Zhou Sen is very good, I like him very much."

"Just have something to eat. Hurry up and watch your TV. Don't harass Zhou Sen. If you let me know what you are doing behind my back, hehe, you know the consequences." Fan Wenzhi threatened.Obviously, Fan Wenzhi didn't believe what the sword spirit said, but there was no need to ask further.

When Sword Spirit entered the room, Zhou Sen sat down next to Fan Wenzhi, "Why are you so fierce to him?"

"This guy's skin is very itchy, and he rebelled if he didn't pay attention. Look how good the big tree is, but it ended up like this after only a few days with the sword spirit." Fan Wenzhi complained.

Zhou Sen glanced at Dashu who was seriously reading the novel, and laughed, "Dashu is so good! How energetic and pursuing."

Fan Wenzhi was speechless, thinking that it was the big tree that Zhou Sen had never seen before, how pure, cute and shy.Now, everyone knows how to yell at people.Although it wasn't me who was yelled at.Of course it's not negating change, but the change is too fast, it's all because of the troublemaker Sword Spirit.

Zhou Sen laughed and shook Fan Wenzhi's hand, "Don't think about it, you don't care about them now, they are all stocking up, okay? Besides, I take care of them most of the time, and you still have opinions."

According to this logic, he can't have an opinion.Fan Wenzhi suddenly felt that he was at a loss, and the position of the head of the family was shaken.But at this time Zhou Sen had already stood up, took a glass of water, took an apple into the study, and gave it to the tree.

Dashu immediately laughed, "Zhou Sen, you are the best."

"Hey, eat slowly. There are more outside."

Dashu nodded, "Well, I'll get it myself later. I'll read the book first."

Seeing that Dashu started staring at the computer seriously again, Zhou Sen smiled and walked out.

During the meal, Zhou Sen suddenly mentioned that just the sword spirit, the big tree can't be called that.If there is an entity in the future, I must go to school to study.Even if you don't read, you must have a name.

Fan Wenzhi immediately made a decision, "Just take my surname. One is called Fan Shu and the other is called Fan Jian."

"You're the one who is cheap." One person and two spirit bodies cursed back in unison.

"Could it be called Zhou Jian, Ou Jian?" Fan Wenzhi asked.

Sword Spirit cried out, "No, I don't want it. I have a name."

Everyone looked at him together, waiting for Sword Spirit's next words.The sword spirit has a name, but they don't know it.

Sword Spirit was shy once in a while, and said: "Well, I have a surname before, and my surname is Wu."

"Witch?" Fan Wenzhi asked, "Witch of a wizard?"

Sword Spirit nodded, "Yes, my name is Wu Jian."

Fan Wenzhi curled his lips, and immediately expressed his attitude, "It's really ugly, it might as well be called Fan Jian."

"You're the one who is cheap." Jian Ling was furious, and dared to say his name was not nice.

Fan Wenzhi stared at the sword spirit with unfriendly eyes, and dared to talk back, he was really tired of work.The sword spirit shrank immediately and hid behind Zhou Sen.With Zhou Sen as his backer, Fan Wenzhi definitely wouldn't dare to do anything to him.Zhou Sen touched the sword spirit, and then said: "Wu Jian is good, it will be called Wu Jian from now on." This is the final word.Fan Wenzhi's position as the patriarch in this family is being challenged again.

Fan Wenzhi doesn't care, Wu Jian is Wu Jian.After taking a sip of soup, he asked Dashu, "What about you? Let's call him Fanshu."

Dashu raised his head, thought for a while, and said, "Okay, my name is Fanshu." After a pause, Dashu continued: "Fan Wenzhi, I have many questions here, can you help me answer them? "

Fan Wenzhi said casually: "No problem, why don't you ask?"

"The first question, what is foundation building? The second question, what is Nascent Soul? The third question, what is dual cultivation?"

Cough... Both Fan Wenzhi and Zhou Sen had to cough loudly, interrupting Dashu's question.The corner of Fan Wenzhi's mouth twitched, and he pointed at the big tree and asked, "How many questions do you have?"

Dashu casually flipped through the book and said, "There are 96 questions in total. But there are still more to come. I haven't finished reading those books yet. After I finish reading, I guess there should be many more questions."

"Don't watch it anymore." Fan Wenzhi said immediately.

Dashu was puzzled, and raised his head to look at Fan Wenzhi, "Why, Sword Spirit said that after reading these books, I can understand what cultivation is, and what's going on with our spirit body."

Fan Wenzhi glared at Jian Ling, who immediately hid.Zhou Sen wanted to speak, but was interrupted by Fan Wenzhi.Fan Wenzhi said to Dashu in a very serious manner: "Dashu, I think there is a problem that you need to understand. All the main characters of cultivation in the cultivation texts you read are human beings, right?"

Dashu nodded, of course they were all human beings.

"You are a demon, a tree demon, not a human. You must not cultivate in the same way as a human, right?" Fan Wenzhi followed the advice carefully, hoping to pry open the stubborn guy like the big tree.

Dashu nodded, then shook his head again, "Do you mean that I should read a book about goblin cultivation?"

Fan Wenzhi was speechless and could only continue, "That's not what I mean. What I mean is that none of the cultivation books you read are suitable for you. You don't need to look for any cultivation books to read, whether written by humans or demons. Look at Sword Spirit, he is actually a demon like you, a sword demon. You see that he has nothing to do all day long, and he has never practiced for even a day, but he can still transform into a human form, do you know why?"

Dashu shook his head, looking at Fan Wenzhi eagerly.

Fan Wenzhi patted his head and said, "That's because he's in my body, you know? In the words of Sword Spirit, I'm a place of natural aura for you, or is it the kind that doesn't know? Exhausted, there is a steady supply of spiritual energy. So as long as you stay by my side, you don't have to do anything, you can practice. Do you know?"

"But the books say..."

"Those books are all imagined by people themselves, and they are fake at all." Fan Wenzhi interrupted Dashu simply, he was a little impatient.Fan Wenzhi sighed, little buns are good to look at, but if you really want to raise them, it's really not a human job.

Dashu seems to have been hit hard, and he still can't accept that everything he saw before was fake.Zhou Sen picked him up and said comfortingly, "Those are all novels, written for people to read. It's fine if you don't take it seriously in the future."

Dashu lowered his head, looking very sad.The sword spirit came out carefully, and Fan Wenzhi immediately caught him and gave him a palm.Tell you to bring down the big tree.

The sword spirit dared not speak out, and after breaking away from Fan Wenzhi, he climbed onto Zhou Sen.Then he touched Dashu and said, "Dashu, I just want to make you happy. I thought you would be very happy reading those novels. Don't ignore me, okay?"

Dashu turned his head, not looking at the sword spirit.Then got off Zhou Sen, ran to the study, turned on the computer, and continued to read his comprehension novels.

Fan Wenzhi doesn't understand it. After saying that, why should I read it?He shouted at the top of his voice, don't look at Dashu.

Dashu replied, "I just read it as a novel, not seriously. In fact, it looks better this way."

Well, it seems that the problem of the big tree has been solved.

Fan Wenzhi and Zhou Sen spread their hands together, parents are really not human.Early childhood education has to start from a baby!Fan Wenzhi snorted disdainfully, he is several thousand years old, can he be considered a baby?Don't insult people's IQ.