[Criminal Minds + Twilight] Hey Reid, let's become a vampire together

on the plane.

Reid and Erin deliberately chose the backlit seats.The sunlight was a bit dazzling, and the cursive characters on the code were also glowing in circles.Irene leaned against Reid, staring at the cursive characters on the code in a daze.

"You look a little upset?" Reid asked her.

"I was wondering... are you too whimsical?" She raised her head and looked at Reid seriously, "You can fight against the entire blood race with one person, are you sure you... um..."

Reid put his finger on her mouth, and then shook his head lightly: "No, my dear, I never 'fight the entire blood race with one person', I just 'find loopholes in the law'."

Erin blinked.

"You should study 'Game Theory' some other day." Reid patted her head, looked at her slightly frustrated expression, and suddenly couldn't bear it, "Or study law?"

"I hate going to school..."

"Forget it." Reid simply gave up the proposal, "I'll make up for you."

Erin shook her head, her face was a little blue.

"What's the matter? My dear." Reid pushed back the broken hair on her forehead, and suddenly found that she was dripping with fine beads of sweat, extremely cold.Irene hugged him, buried her head in his arms, with a nauseous expression on her face: "I...airsick..."

"Airsickness?" Reid was startled, and was about to call the stewardess, but was stunned for a moment, "Honey, you have been running around with me before, and you never said airsickness."

"I don't know..." Irene just felt that the sky and the earth were spinning, "It's very uncomfortable, very nauseous, very..." But she couldn't vomit anything, her whole face was green and white, and she looked very scary.

Reid was indeed intimidated by her.

"What's the matter?" An enthusiastic old woman on the back seat poked her head over, "This lady doesn't look well. Sir, you should give her some warm water and rest. And..." The old man Before the woman finished speaking, Irene was already retching in Reid's arms.

Reid was scared out of his wits.

Several stewardesses hurried over, changed the blanket and poured warm water for Irene, and the old woman finally completed the half sentence: "...According to my experience, she should be less than three years pregnant. About a month. Traveling at this time is too dangerous. How did you become a husband?"

Conceive, pregnant?

Reid was taken aback again.

Eileen is not feeling well.There is nothing to vomit in my stomach, and what I drink is water or water... Even with Reid taking good care of it, it is still very uncomfortable.The most terrible thing is that she can vaguely feel the slight bulge of her lower abdomen, which is getting bigger at a perceivable speed.

The growth rate of vampire fetuses is very fast.

Irene once heard from Bella that it took her less than three months from pregnancy to delivery.

The most terrible thing is that the fetus needs nutrition urgently for growth.If the mother's body is not supplemented enough, the nutrients in the mother's body will be completely absorbed, and then dystocia will occur.

Erin raised her head and forced a smile at Reid: "I guess I have to find a place to raise my baby, Darling."

----

The days of pregnancy are hard.

Of course, if it wasn't for Reid's tireless "remedial lessons" by her side every day, it would have been even harder.

Erin was wondering what Reid was thinking... Others use music for prenatal education, but this guy actually uses game theory!Complex function!The Uncertainty Principle and Quantum Theory!The bedside story turned out to be Schrodinger's cat!If it hadn't been for Irene to stop him, this guy would have to treat "A Brief History of Time" as a Grimm's fairy tale for early education in advance.

Really...

In the end, Irene simply kicked him off the bed and asked him to study the latest loopholes in the "Blood Code", and then told the unborn baby about Andersen's fairy tales.

If Reid really wants to study it, he can forget about eating and sleeping.

Moreover, he specially recruited his alumni from Yale University to study how to perfect a "castle in the air" legal system every day.Firstly, Irene was busy raising the baby, and secondly, she really didn't want to delve into loopholes with the group of geniuses to perverted legal lunatics, so she moved to the small attic on her own.As for poor Reid, he can only sleep on the sofa in the living room.

But in the middle of the night, when all the guests were asleep, Reid would sneak up and rub her ankles—edema was no joke.

According to Reid, during that time her temper became particularly eccentric, not at all like her usual, and she was also prone to dizziness—hunger dizziness.It can be seen that the baby in her stomach has a very big appetite.

Finally, a week before she was due, Reid went out for the day.When he came back, he held a brand new Bloodline Code.

She grabbed Reid's collar and asked what was going on, but Reid just comforted her in a good-tempered manner, and after she gave birth to the child, he would tell her what happened in detail.

Eileen resisted her curiosity, but still drove Reid to the living room to sleep on the sofa.

Reid still patted her head with a good temper, and said: "When the child is born, I will definitely 'educate' him well." It is unbearable to make his wife's temper so weird.

Irene continued to rub her swollen belly, feeling the wonderful fetal movement, and ignored him.

----

Her delivery went well.

It only took three hours for the little one to turn over and crawl.

Reid lifted the little guy, slapped his ass twice punishingly, hugged Irene, who was refreshed and alive immediately after giving birth, and gave another long and passionate kiss.

"Wait, Spencer." Irene's mind finally returned to normal, "You haven't told me what's going on..."

Reid smiled. "Have you ever dealt with a lawyer?"

"lawyer?"

"Well. During this period of time, I have been learning 'how' to be a good 'lawyer'." Reid said solemnly, "I told Ah Luo that according to the law of the vampire, in fact, the vampire should not suck blood... "

"what???"

"It's clearly written in the code: the existence of vampires must not be exposed." Reid is righteous, "This is an iron law, an iron law that cannot be violated. Then, a person who's been sucked dry by a vampire and then died" Can people become the biggest evidence of the existence of blood race?"

"Yes, it is……"

"Then, if you want to 'not violate the law', you cannot drink human blood raw. Otherwise, you will violate the iron law and expose the existence of blood race." Reid smiled slyly, "There is no loophole at all, right?"

Eileen was dumbfounded.

"But the blood race must rely on blood to survive..." she murmured, "No, this is a paradox! You, you are sophistrying!"

"Yes, this is a paradox, and I am indeed 'sophistry'." Reid shrugged, "Honey, you are much smarter than Elder Arrow. When Elder Arrow faced me, he stayed there for 10 minutes For a few minutes, he didn't say a word."

The corner of Erin's mouth twitched: "And then?"

"Then I proposed to make another interpretation of this law." Reid laughed more and more narrowly, "'The existence of blood races must not be exposed', which means that food cannot be obtained in the 'old' way... "

Erin froze for a moment and understood.

"Although the blood bank theft may double because of this, it's always better than someone innocently dying, isn't it?..."

It turned out to be so.

Irene hooked his neck and kissed the corner of his lips: "You're so smart, dear."

"Don't give me a reward?" Reid smirked.

"What kind of award... Hey, you can do this just because I am a blood race and have good recovery ability? This is wrong. I have to take a bath, don't be in the bathroom..."

"It's the first time I found out that your lung capacity is so good, my dear..."

The author has something to say: Thank you for the landmines (//?//)