[Criminal Minds + Twilight] Hey Reid, let's become a vampire together

Reid is out of the hospital.

Reid elopes with Erin...no, on vacation.

The FBI agents expressed their understanding, and Hotch generously granted an extra month of vacation.

One month's time, of course, can't turn a newborn vampire into a real "mature" vampire, but it can already make Reid familiar with the life of a vampire.

For example, the first thing Irene says when she wakes up every morning is, honey, I'm going to hunt.

Reid would always stare dumbfounded at Irene's capture of an innocent passer-by and come back, grinning sinisterly in his face.Passerby A's eyes were blindfolded and he had no idea what was going on.After being tortured by Irene in front of Reid for half an hour, he was released smoothly.

For another example, after lunch, Irene would put her cold hands on Reid's neck, lean into his ear, and whisper, "Blood race means you can't touch strangers, dear Spencer... ..."

For another example, before dinner, Irene would always tear open a small blood bag in front of Reid, pour the blood into a goblet, like sipping the most luscious wine, slowly tasting, licking her fangs from time to time , chuckled lightly: "I will be frightened, my dear..."

It took less than a week for Reid to go from initial shock to numbness and finally helplessness.

Here's what he told Irene:

"Newborn vampires can't control themselves, don't you still control me? Honey."

"Even if I have to rely on blood to maintain my life, can't I still buy blood like you?"

"The worst case is that my food intake is much, much larger than yours...but I can still use animal blood to replenish my strength, right?"

"So in fact, there is only one 'uncontrollable' left..."

Reid analyzed everything in detail, and he analyzed it logically.

Irene threw him on the sofa, leaned into his neck, and licked her fangs: "I'm hungry, dear."

Reid said "ah": "Wait, wait, the vacation Hotch gave me is only one and a half months!...You can't be so reckless dear, it's wrong!"

"In order to prevent me from harming an innocent passer-by, please sacrifice a little, my dear. I promise to only drink a little. I eat very little!..."

"Wait, I should have applied for a six-month suspension with Hotch..."

"I'm hungry..." The last sound was soft and soft, with a little grievance.

Reid collapsed, tilted his head, put his neck on Irene's fangs, closed his eyes, and said, "Come on."

The sharp teeth punctured his veins.

The warm and sweet blood seeped into Irene's mouth, driving her almost crazy.The blood-colored pupils had turned dark red, and the bedpost made of steel had been twisted and bent by her.She forced herself to leave Reid bit by bit, licked his wound, and aftertaste of the sweet taste, she said with some regret: "It's okay, dear, I was just doing an experiment just now."

"Eh?……"

"To be a first hug, I have to feed back my poison to you at the same time." Irene smiled and licked his wound again, "And just now I found that I can't control my desire for blood at all—— I have a strong desire for your blood. Therefore, I may not be able to control myself..."

Reid breathed a sigh of relief, but also faintly disappointed.

"Okay." Irene poked his cheek, "just take this opportunity, let's go and do the things we can't do. For example, go back and visit your parents. Or for example...let's get married. "

"You agree?" Reid was pleasantly surprised.

Irene nodded, and added: "Just get married, and do nothing else."

The corner of Reid's mouth twitched.

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The preparations for the wedding can be described as "chicken flying dog jumping".

Of course, you can insist on saying "extraordinarily lively".

After thoroughly experiencing everything that a woman should have without a family, no witnesses, no bridesmaids and... and human beings, Reid's mother, the occasionally eccentric Ms. Diana, finally grabbed Irene and started from head to toe Tail takes care of everything for her.

The woman needs to be led into the church by her father and handed over to the man - replaced by Ms. Diana's old friend.

The woman needs a bridesmaid - directly by JJ cameo.

The woman needs... Well, Garcia, who has always claimed to love life and have unique tastes, finally got together with Ms. Diana happily, and tidied up Irene from head to toe.It took a full week to change her from a "noble lady whose taste is so rigid that she came out of a medieval oil painting" into a "modern urban girl with a fashionable atmosphere" (Garcia's language).

Erin has only one thing to do from beginning to end: play a puppet, play a puppet, play a puppet.

Surprisingly, Reid's vacation was extended for another month - the so-called marriage leave.

As soon as the wedding was over, they were sent away for their honeymoon.

However, Irene also welcomed an unexpected guest.

edward.Edward Cullen.

It was midnight when Edward called.

Irene was still thinking about the toaster and coffee machine in the human world, and Reid was still on the bed—sleeping very comfortably on it.A long-lost scent of the blood race came to her nostrils, and Irene had the urge to carry Reid and fly away.After a while, she saw a familiar figure outside the glass window.

edward.

But it was Edward who looked extremely anxious.

She pushed open the window, jumped out, and asked, "What's the matter?"

All told, they hadn't seen each other for almost a year.

Edward nodded and said, "I remember, are you a child born of the union of a vampire and a human?"

Erin's complexion changed, and she finally nodded and said yes.

"Would you mind telling me about your upbringing?"

"Reason." Irene was concise and a little outrageous.Anyway, she doesn't need to be patient and meticulous with anyone except Reid.

"Bella and I had a child...a human and a vampire's child..." He paused and said, "We need a witness to convince Arlo."

"So you think I'm the right witness?"

"Yes Erin..."

"Stop, stop." Irene stretched out her fingers and shook, "First, I need evidence, I can't go to see Ah Luo just because of you based on your two words—in fact, I would rather never want Ah Luo Luo and Caius; second, this matter can easily involve my husband, even if it is true, you have to give me enough time and energy to prepare."

Edward was taken aback by her rapidity of speech, especially the last, "My husband."

She said "husband," not partner.

In other words, she... is married?

Edward wisely chose not to ask, but continued: "We have searched for witnesses all over the world, proving that Bella and I's children are not as threatening as people say. Irene, we need yours." Help, help us prove it."

"You said it just now." Irene seemed a little distressed.

"I just……"

"I already know." Erin interrupted him again, "I need to discuss it with my husband. Now, I am not alone." So, there are many things, and she has to think about many, many steps.

Edward said hello.

When he got home, Reid had already woken up and was lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt, looking at her sleepily.

She seemed to be justifying or relaying: "I went to meet a friend just now."

"A vampire?" Reid saw through it at a glance.

Erin nodded: "Yes."

"No wonder you go out at midnight..." Reid got off the bed, came to her side, and hugged her gently, "Is there anything embarrassing? Can I help?"

Irene laughed loudly: "Go back and sleep well, and don't be woken up by me again, that's the biggest favor you can do to me."

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