[Curse back] Don't ask, it's because you have a car, a house, and a face

Gojo Satoru really didn't expect that the world would change so much just because he was lazy for a while, and he didn't even finish the cream cake served by the waiter.

When he received the message from the student, he stared fixedly at the photo of the two of them for a long time, then turned his head and asked the assistant supervisor next to him: "Yi Dizhi, is this a retouched picture?"

Yidizhi: "...Well, Mr. Gojo, I don't think any kind of photo editing software can conjure a little girl with six eyes out of thin air."

——Please accept the reality, although it is really hard for him to accept why even a bad guy like Gojo Satoru can find a wife but he doesn't.

"Although I have never doubted my own charm, I never thought that my self in another world could move so fast." Wujo Satoru thought for a moment, "How should I put it? I began to wonder what kind of person the child is. gone."

The white-haired boy who looks very similar to him in the photo should be the same age as Hui and the others, right?In other words, he had a child at the age of 13?

Wow, that's amazing.

For some reason, he suddenly admired himself in the parallel world.

"What are you going to do, Mr. Wujo? Are you going back to the high school now?"

"Of course! After all, such a fun thing happened, how can you exclude me?" Gojo Satoru picked up a fork and finished the cake on the table in two or three bites, wiped the corners of his mouth with a tissue, and then waved his hands excitedly Urging the other party to drive over quickly, "Hurry up and take me back to the college, Yidizhi! I can't wait to meet my two children!"

"...No, to be precise, it's not your child."

"But they are the children of Gojo Satoru, right?So rounding up they are my kids too! "Very confident.

"..." According to what you said, as long as it is the wife of "Wujo Wu", it is your wife even if it is rounded up?You are not afraid of people flying across time and space to beat you?

Yi Dizhi actually wanted to complain like this, but he didn't dare to speak, because he was afraid that the next person to be beaten would become himself.

But if the two Gojo Satoru really start fighting with each other... My God, the whole of Japan is going to face the sinking island crisis, right? !

When Yi Dizhi thought of that terrible scene, he felt like he was about to suffocate.

But after thinking about it, as a social animal who could not disobey the orders of his superiors, Yidizhi still dutifully drove him to the high school.

Gojo Satoru carried two bags of red bean Daifuku that he bought specially for the two children as a meeting gift (although he couldn't help but eat one box halfway because of his greed), hummed a light tune and opened the door of the classroom. The hand that picked up the bag waved vigorously, and shouted happily: "Your respectable teacher Wutiao has finally returned from a business trip!"

"Did you miss me?"

However, no one responded to him.

"Hey—are you kidding? Is that white-haired idiot actually having such a cute daughter? Are you sure you didn't hug the wrong one in the hospital?" Chanyuan Maki bent down and squatted on the ground, watching her sitting on the chair dangling her hands The black-haired girl with legs stretched out a finger and poked her soft face.

Xia Mei grabbed her fingers and squeezed them lightly, then showed her a cute smile, so cute that Zhenxi couldn't help but gasp.

— Are you kidding me? !This child knew at a glance that she was definitely not the daughter of that idiot!How could he deserve such a well-behaved and sensible child? !

Gojo Satoru: "Hey, I heard you scolding me, Maki."

As if she couldn't see someone present, Nagasaki Yaqiangwei folded her arms and nodded in a serious manner, "That's right, I must have accidentally hugged the wrong person in the hospital, how could Mr. Wutiao have such a calm and reliable son as Qiutong? We might as well go to the hospital for another paternity test."

"No, my father and I are indeed related by blood, there is no doubt about it." Wutiao Qiutong looked at his sister who had a great time playing clapping games with the panda, and replied calmly, "It's just that my father is too unreliable , so I can only shoulder the burden.”

"Ah, that's really the case. It's really hard work for you, Qiutong."

"It's okay, I'm used to it."

Gojo Satoru: "I said, if you keep ignoring me like this, I'm going to beat someone up?"

- What are you doing?One or two, I've never seen them be so enthusiastic. Even though they all have the same face, do they treat them differently?

"Huh? Teacher Wutiao?" Knotabagi Youren, who was originally squatting beside Xia Mei and happily playing games with her, noticed her and said in surprise, "I didn't even notice, when did you come back? "

Gojo Satoru: "Why even Yuren... I have not been comforted at all! So you should give me compensation! You have to give me compensation!"

Fu Heihui walked around the desk, completely ignoring the class teacher next to him who was making trouble, and put the straw into the milk box and handed it to Xia Mei. After receiving the girl's sweet smile full of gratitude, the eyes that stared at her also changed. Much softer.

"... Mentaiko." Gou Juici, who was holding an opened box of strawberry milk but was a step behind and couldn't deliver it, suddenly showed disappointment.

Seeing that the daughter in another world is so favored, Gojo Satoru, who has never received any welcome from the students, feels as if biting a sour lime at this moment, so sour that he can't help but want to do something to destroy it. Get rid of this atmosphere.

——This is the price you pay for ignoring him!

"Mr. Wujo." Gojo Wujo paused for a moment, then turned around, and saw his cheap son slowly walking to him, looking at him calmly, and then greeted him politely, "It's the first time we met. Please take care of me too."

"Well...you are my son, right? I remember it's Qiutong."

Gojo Satoru stroked his chin and looked at the other party carefully. The information from Liuyan confirmed that the boy in front of him was indeed related to him by blood, but it also made him more curious, "Didn't your mother come with you? "

"It doesn't matter if you didn't follow me. Tell me more about your mother. It's okay to visit her someday when I'm free."

A woman who can subdue "Wujo Satoru" Hey, he knows better than anyone what kind of character he was when he was a child, not only fascinated him, but even made him willing to keep a child, is it a lie to say that he is not interested?

Wujo Qiutong was silent for a while, "...Sorry, I don't really want to tell you about my mother."

After meeting his parents in the previous world, he still felt that it would be better for his mother not to meet his father, even if he couldn't be born.

Whether it's becoming a curse spirit or being bound, both are too painful. Mom was originally such a free person, and she shouldn't be controlled by her father and locked in a carefully crafted birdcage by him.

No choice, that's not fair to mom at all.

"Why are you so cautious? I won't do anything to you." Wujo Satoru, who knew nothing about his son's thoughts, bent down and poked his face with his hand, "It's so strange, logically speaking, "I" It shouldn't make you so dull, it's boring. "

"Because you are unwilling to take over the affairs of the Wujo family, so I will take over your burden and become the heir of the Wujo family. I should have a calmer personality than you." Without removing the other party's fingers messing around on his face, the white-haired The boy simply explained.

"Why do I feel Qiutong that you are accusing me?"

"Please remove the 'feeling', I'm accusing you of not doing your job properly." But Qiutong Gojo added calmly, "But you are the strongest, so it doesn't matter if you don't care about these problems, there will always be someone who will help you with trivial matters .”

"...The so-called 'someone' refers to us, right?" Chanyuan Maki stood up holding Xia Mei, let her sit on her forearm, and put her arms around her waist. Hearing the conversation between the father and son, she couldn't help cutting in A few words, "Sure enough, no matter where the idiot is, someone will help clean up the mess. It's lucky to have such a son."

Gojo Satoru immediately gave a "hmm" proudly, "Of course! He is my own son after all!"

"I'm not praising you at all! And you have the nerve to say it?! Don't you feel ashamed to let your own child take the heavy responsibility for you?!"

“Salmon Salmon!”

Xia Mei turned her head to look at Sister Maki who suddenly became angry, and then turned her head to look at a group of brothers and sisters who agreed. She blinked her big watery eyes and looked at the dead pig not afraid of her father. Like a rascal who was scalded by boiling water, he tilted his head and thought about it seriously, then raised his little hand and waved at him.

"What's the matter?" Gojo Satoru put aside a group of students who wanted to verbally attack him, and instead approached his daughter enthusiastically, "You are Xia Mei, right?"

The girl nodded, turned around and patted Maki-san who was holding her, then turned back and stretched out her upper body towards her father, her outstretched arms seemed to want to grab him.

Chanyuan Maki was taken aback for a moment, and quickly let go of her hand after realizing it.

Gojo Satoru blinked his eyes behind the blindfold, as if curious about what the other party would do next, he took his daughter from the student's arms.

After Xia Mei sat down firmly, she stretched out her hands to hold her father's cheeks, exerted a little force on her hands, and made him lower his head, then... she kissed her face lightly.

The warm and soft touch on his face was fleeting, and he was stunned for a while, until the other party raised his hand and patted his side face before recovering.

"Don't beat too hard, are you playing drums? It hurts." Gojo Satoru grabbed her little hand, was silent for a long time, and then muttered to himself, "So, actually, having a daughter is pretty good. .”

The daughter is so sweet, how sweet is that child's mother?The whole person must stick to his hobbies and aesthetics?

Hiss - he is really interested now.

"Hey, Qiutong." Gojo Wu suddenly turned to look at the white-haired boy beside him who looked almost exactly like him, and asked excitedly for some reason, "How many days will you stay here?"

The author has something to say: Gojo Satoru (excited): I'm starting to be interested in the mother of children.

Qiutong:?I see you are thinking about peach.

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please!Today is also the day for comments!I don’t know why I always write this episode with Calvin, maybe my mind has already flown to the new article (sigh), I hope I can speed up and solve this article.

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