[Curse back] Don't ask, it's because you have a car, a house, and a face

Five years later.

"Have you brought your homework?"

"Bring it."

"Is the bento ready?"

"Put it away."

"And the handkerchief?"

"...Mom, I'm not a child anymore."

Wutiao Qiutong stood at the door, holding a schoolbag in one hand, looking helplessly at his old mother who still liked to chatter no matter how many years had passed.

He reminded, "Compared to me, you should pay more attention to Dad. Is there an exchange meeting with Kyoto today? You have to remind him not to be late again."

"...Hey? What? There is an exchange meeting between the two schools today?" I was shocked.

Wutiao Qiutong: "...Mom, dad doesn't matter, why are you like this?"

——It's so tiring, as expected, he is the only one in the whole family who is the most reliable.

"No, you can't blame me for this, can you?" I, who didn't want to take the blame, suddenly showed a solemn expression, "It's clear that your father didn't tell me anything."

"?" Said that Cao Cao and Cao Cao would be here, Wutiaowu suddenly poked his head out from behind the wall, raised his finger and pointed at himself, "Qi, did you call me just now?"

"I didn't call you." I turned my head and gave him an annoyed look, "Really, I pretended not to hear you when I asked you to work. Are your ears so good at this time?"

"By the way, didn't I ask you to wake Xia Mei up? Did you forget?"

"I haven't forgotten it, but she won't get up, so I'll let her sleep for a while." My husband walked up to me, put his arms around his shoulders, leaned against me, and looked down at his son, "Qiu Tong, you What were you talking to Qi just now?"

Gojo Qiutong repeated blankly: "The exchange meeting between the two schools."

Then he saw his super unreliable old father, and he also showed a surprised expression, "What? There is an exchange meeting between the two schools today?"

Gojo Qiutong: "..."

——"I'm tired" He didn't want to say these three words anymore.

I slammed my elbow on the other side's waist and accused him unceremoniously: "How can you be a teacher? You are not responsible at all. You got your teacher certificate by cheating, right?"

"Of course not." Gojo Satoru still felt aggrieved, "With my ability, there is no need for cheating, isn't it..."

Under the persecution of my extremely threatening eyes, he swallowed back the name of the person who was clearly targeting him.

I smiled and raised my hand to pat his face, "Good boy."

"... Do you think you are training pets?" He was a little speechless.

Wutiao Qiutong couldn't stand it anymore, sighed, turned around and held the doorknob, turned his back to us and waved his hand, "Then, I'll go to school first, Dad, don't forget to go to school, I hope today I won't receive a call from Uncle Yizhi."

"Mom, you too. Don't pamper Xia Mei this time. It's not like you don't know that eating too much is bad for your stomach. I'll check the cupboard when I come back."

After leaving these two sentences at the end, my son opened the door and left straight away, so only our husband and wife were left in the room at this moment, looking at each other.

"... Wu, do you feel that Qiutong seems to be more and more like the head of the family? He is ten years old this year instead of 20 years old?" If this continues, the position of the head of the family will be changed.

"...It's a little bit." Gojo Satoru was also lost in thought, and even had some kind of ominous premonition, and couldn't help muttering to himself, "Oops, Qiutong will not replace me in the future, right? It's all because of the group in my family The inhuman old man taught him that."

I looked solemn, "It doesn't matter whether I replace you or not. Anyway, you have no status in the family. I am more worried about Qiutong's future. It will be very hard, right?" To manage a big Wutiao family, but also to manage A small Wujo home, too tired.

"I don't like to hear what you say." Gojo Satoru was unhappy, "It doesn't matter what you mean by replacing me? Shouldn't I be unique in your heart?"

"How many years have passed, and you are still dreaming of spring and autumn." I rolled my eyes at him, turned around and was about to go upstairs, "Hurry up and eat your breakfast."

Probably due to the weak constitution of premature babies, Xia Mei needs more sleep time than ordinary people since birth. We have found many famous doctors to see her, but there is no other way except careful nursing.

In desperation, we can only greet the school in advance and allow Xia Mei to be late for school. Although it is not impossible to hire a tutor to tutor her, it is better for children to have their own social circle, right?

Bending down to pick up the thin quilt that fell off the floor, I bent one leg and knelt on the bed, stretched out my hand and gently pushed the sleeping little girl who was curled up in a ball with her back facing me, coaxing her softly, "Xia Mei, You should get up, Father Sun is going to show his ass."

Xia Mei closed her eyes tightly and refused to open them. Under my various harassments, she pursed her mouth and was about to get into the pillow to hide, but I held her shoulders.

She was upset, and with her eyes closed, she fluttered her slender arms and legs, trying to force her annoying mother back with a self-created way of punching and dancing.

Unfortunately, it doesn't work.

I'm not like her easy-to-compromise father, who easily grabbed her pink and tender little fist, as if grabbing the long ears of a little white rabbit, and lifted her from the bed with a little force Let her sit down.

Xia Mei was muttering, she couldn't hear what she was saying, she raised her hand and rubbed her eyes in a daze, and finally regained consciousness.

I opened the closet and took out the school uniform. She sat on the edge of the bed and looked up at me, then opened her arms and obediently asked me to unbutton her and change into her pajamas.

"Can I tie my hair by myself today? Did my mother teach me yesterday?" I took my daughter into the bathroom to help squeeze toothpaste, I handed her the toothbrush, squatted down and gently patted her head.

Xia Mei took the toothbrush and held it in her hand. When she heard my question, she tilted her head and thought carefully, and then nodded after she felt that there should be no problem.

I smiled and rubbed the top of her head again.

When my daughter finally managed to tie herself into two low ponytails, I held her little hand and led her down the stairs slowly step by step.

Satoru has been waiting at the restaurant for a long time.

"Oh, did Xia Mei comb her hair today?" He sat on the chair with his legs crossed, resting his chin with one hand, looking at the twin ponytails on his daughter's head, one side was high and the other was low, and couldn't help laughing. "Not bad, not bad, almost catching up with your mother's level."

But after thinking about it, he compared his fingertips to her, "Well... just work hard for a few more years, our Xia Mei is still very talented, probably."

The daughter was a little unhappy, puffed up her cheeks angrily, stuck her tongue out at the bad-tempered father, grabbed my sleeves tightly, and raised her head to look at me, as if she was complaining.

Hey, others are bullying my child, can this be tolerated?

So I immediately protected Xia Mei, pulled her behind me, and unceremoniously sprayed back, "How old are you? Are you 33 this year? You have become an old man, and you have the nerve to bully a little girl who is only five years old." ?”

"Old man?!" Gojo Satoru pointed at himself in shock, and even took off his sunglasses to let me see his peerless beauty better, "Qi, you actually said that I am an old man?! You Take a closer look at my face! How old is it?!"

I gave two "hehe" sarcasm, "Please, how many years have I been looking at your face? You didn't have any attraction to me a long time ago, okay?"

"So this is why you always like to watch idol dramas recently?!" Gojo Satoru was hit hard, and he slapped the table vigorously in extreme dissatisfaction. !"

"Each turnip and greens have their own preferences, and I just want to change the taste."

"No, no, no! I absolutely don't allow it! You can only look at me! Men other than me are not allowed to look at you twice... No, not even one look!"

"Too domineering, aren't you? It's human nature to appreciate beauty."

"Then you can only appreciate my beauty!"

While her parents were arguing about whether they should appreciate the beautiful scenery outside, Xia Mei let go of her hand and quietly slipped into the kitchen.

Moved a small bench from the corner, stepped on it to open the refrigerator, Xia Mei stood on tiptoe and tried to straighten her arms, trying to get the top layer of jelly, but no matter how many times she poked her little hand in, she still couldn't get her Tick ​​the jelly you want.

She flattened her mouth unhappily, and it was tiring to maintain this posture all the time.

However, at the critical moment when she was about to succeed, two arms passed through her waist and hugged her whole body.

The girl was taken aback, and turned her head to look at it quickly, only to meet a pair of eyes exactly like hers, it was Gojo Satoru who also slipped into the kitchen at some point.

So Wutiao Xia Mei, who was caught on the spot, winked at her very talkative father very obediently, trying to show a very innocent look.

"It's useless to act like a baby to me, you troublemaker." Gojo Satoru said angrily to his daughter who likes to make troubles: "Every day I think about how to destroy the relationship between your parents and your mother, so that I can run into the kitchen Steal food quietly, right?"

"I don't usually starve you. Is it necessary to learn Qi's previous bad habits? How much effort do you think it took me to get her to change?"

"Hey, hey, if you teach the child, you teach the child. Why do you involve me?" I followed into the kitchen, and I felt a little uncomfortable when I heard what the other party said. Do you need to change a bunch of bad habits?"

Gojo Wujo held the child in one hand, and raised the other hand as if surrendering, "Okay, okay, these are actually Xia Mei's conspiracy, right? If we two quarrel again, she will fall into her arms, you too You don't want to be led by the nose by your daughter, do you?"

Xia Mei suddenly turned her head away, pretending "I don't know anything".

I put my hands on my hips, looked at my daughter who looked innocent and cute, but was actually full of bad things, and sighed helplessly.

Who is this child like?Neither Satoru nor I have such a personality.

"Well...Actually, I think Xia Mei is quite similar to you when you were a child."

"Nonsense, where did I have such a personality when I was young?"

"I like to play tricks."

"...If you want to be beaten, just say so."

"But I'm telling the truth." Gojo Satoru leaned over and kissed my cheek, smiled lightly, leaned closer to my ear, lowered his voice on purpose, and said, "But I just like you playing tricks on me. .”

"The you who think you have tricked me and are complacent are very cute in my opinion."

The author has something to say: Gojo Satoru: Because my wife is so cute, I am willing to forgive her no matter what she does, even if she cheats on me.

Qi: ... If you hadn't met me, sooner or later you would be cheated by a bad woman and ruin your fortune, right?

Gojo Satoru: According to this standard, aren’t you a bad woman?

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Xia Mei was really speechless, her pronunciation organ was a bit problematic, after all, she was almost killed by her father before, and she was still a premature baby, so it was impossible to say that her body was fine, but because sometimes her mind turned very fast, It will make those who are tricked by her wonder if she is really slow to respond2333

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感谢在2021-02-2612：29：42~2021-02-2702：01：59期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigates the nutrient solution: 10 bottles of not the second disease;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!