[Curse back] Don't ask, it's because you have a car, a house, and a face

"At first, I thought that when you said that you wanted to be a magician, it was just a whim, but I didn't expect that you were serious, and finally married into the Wutiao family."

Picking up a silver fork and cutting a corner of the cake, a man in a suit sat by the glass window in the store, forked the piece of cake into his mouth and chewed slowly.

"Do you know how much I have lost over the years?"

"Come on, you didn't deduct money from me before, did you? You have no right to talk about losses with me. If you have the ability, return the money in advance." I walked to him with a tray, bent down and held him The juice I ordered was placed on the table, and I pulled out the chair to sit opposite, then raised an index finger, and corrected seriously, "And, I married Gojo Satoru, not the Gojo family, please don't put me Get involved with those nobles."

He glanced up at me, "Aren't they all the same? Your husband is an aristocrat, right?"

"Is it different?" With one hand propped on my cheek, I replied confidently, "Do you see that Wujo Satoru has the stupid common faults of those nobles? Although his brain circuit is indeed different from ordinary people, but Definitely more likable than those nasty guys."

"...Is your filter for your lover a bit thick?" Gojo Satoru?Is that guy you're talking about really Gojo Satoru?Are you blind?

I gave a triumphant "huh-hum", raised my legs and swayed slightly.

"Really." The man shook his head, feeling a little helpless, "Whether it's you or Fu Heisher, they obviously hate being bound by rules and being as free as the wind, right? ? As a result, both of them are willing to give up their freedom for love, so love is such a powerful thing?"

"After all, it is the most terrible curse." I turned my head and looked out the window, looking at the busy traffic on the street, with a calm expression, "If I can really fall in love with someone, I will be impulsive for him, and I will think about the daily life for him. Complicated and trivial matters, and even have a strong desire for him... Even if I will be forced to lose my freedom in the end, I am willing."

I have always only thought about how to live, I have no other desires, and I have weak emotions. If one day I can obtain complex and rich emotions, it seems good?

"...Are you serious?"

The expression on his face suddenly became a little strange, as if he was holding back a lot of troubles and wanted to express it quickly, but he still forced himself to hold back, "Forget it, anyway, this is an issue that should be discussed between you husband and wife, I As an outsider, it’s better not to make irresponsible remarks.”

"Isn't that enough? And I didn't come to you today to discuss love issues." I waved my hand to end the topic, "You have such a good memory, you should still remember the spontaneous human combustion incident two days ago? I want You contact the intelligence office and help me copy all the surveillance videos in the store that day, and then get the death list of everyone from the police."

"Yes, yes." The man inserted a straw into the juice, "But if you want to steal the list from the police, the price will be much more expensive. Do you have money?"

I looked at him strangely, and then put on a natural gesture, "Who do you think I'm named after now?"

"...You are merciless when you spend your husband's money." The man was a little speechless, but as long as he can get the money in the end, it doesn't matter whose money the other party spends.

"Then, at the same time tomorrow, I will come to your shop again as a guest."

"No problem." I calmly made an ok gesture, then spread my palm upwards and stretched it directly in front of him, "Also, thanks to your kind attention, I will charge you [-] yen."

"... Where did you come from a black shop?"

Saying goodbye to the former intermediary partner, I hurried to the meeting place agreed with my friends before carrying two gift boxes tied with bowknots and dressed very cutely.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the movie theater, I saw those two outstanding-looking guys who were always attracting people but didn't know it, skillfully rejecting the contact information offered by others.

Good guy, you can even get rid of the beautiful young lady who took the initiative to stuff her phone number into your sleeve. If it were me... well, forget it.

After all, there is a big devil who loves jealousy in the family, so don't hook up with other beautiful and sexy ladies, although I am really tempted.

"Qi." From a long distance away, Nitzi had already spotted me, she smiled and leaned over to give me a hug, "I haven't seen you for two weeks, have you? You seem to be very busy recently."

"No matter how busy you are, I'm not as busy as you." I returned her two kisses, on both sides of the cheeks, and rubbed her soft long hair very affectionately, "Grat, I miss you so much~"

"I miss you very much too." Nitro smiled and touched the back of my head, obviously she was very happy after not seeing her friends for a long time, "When Wujo is not at home next time, I will go to your house to play with you? Besides, I haven't seen Qiu Tong for a long time."

"You all have fun, why do you have to pick a time when Wu is not around?" Because it was a holiday and he didn't have to work, Xia Youjie was wearing a light-colored casual clothes, with one hand in his pocket, swaying slowly, and heard our conversation halfway. I couldn't help complaining, "Want to steal love?"

I rolled my eyes at him, "Yeah, do you want to join?"

"Isn't that enough? I'm not lucky to accept you two." He shrugged, then looked down at the packing bag in my hand, and raised his eyebrows in surprise, "You actually brought a gift this time Do you want to give it to us? Why did you suddenly become so generous? You won the lottery?"

Nitro also looked curiously at the gift box in my bag, reached into it, took one out and wanted to open it on the spot, but I held down my hand, "What is this?"

"It's a gift for Jie." I blinked half of my eyes at her quietly, and the glass instantly understood, and a malicious smile appeared on my face.

Probably only Xia Youjie didn't notice it?He even took the packaging bag I handed him in surprise, took out the box, and said to me with a smile while unwrapping the ribbon, "I didn't expect that I would receive a gift from you one day."

Then he opened the lid of the box, and saw a dead (and sealed with tape) volcanic head, its only eye was enlarged, and it was staring at him.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Qi, I shouldn't have offended you recently, have I?"

"Hahahahaha!"

I managed to see this man's rare dumbfounded expression. I patted my thigh hard and laughed together with Nitro, extremely happy, and finally almost lost my temper with laughter. Nitzi even took out his phone, and stared at Xia Youjie's dazed face. It's cool to take a 360-degree shot with no dead ends.

"...Glass, quickly delete it for me, and Qi you too, don't laugh." Xia Youjie put the lid back on the box with a headache, "Who is this?"

"By the way, where did this special curse spirit come from? Is it from the side of the man behind the scenes who sent people to attack you last time?" Capture the gist of it.

I finally came to my senses, covered my stomach and half bent down, nodded with a smile and gasped, "I guess...it should be, but they didn't attack me that day, but they attacked Wuwu."

Xia Youjie's expression suddenly became complicated, "Zhi Wu? Why? Are their brains broken? If that's the case, even if you leave it to me, they won't be able to interrogate anything, right?"

"How do you know if you haven't tried it?" Niatzi relaxed his body, leaned his whole body on my shoulder, and said lazily, "Challenge yourself, Xia You, don't let us two girls look down on you."

"That's right, what Nitty said is right, you really should break through the limit, Jie." I let the other party lean on me, and raised my hand with a smile, "If you can't get it out, I will laugh at you for a whole year , so give me a good sense."

"...Don't force others to make things difficult for you both." Xia Youjie couldn't help but have black lines all over his head, and then looked at us angrily, "Generally, they have restraints on them, and they can't speak out the relevant plans at will, except for being taken as my own. Other than using it, these two curse spirits are useless."

"In this case, you just need to leave one of the long horns for me to take home as a toy for Qiutong, and you can dispose of the rest as you like." I waved my hand indifferently, "Anyway, our family also There's no room left for two."

"I don't eat everything, not to mention being so weakened by Wu... Well, forget it, who told you and Wu to beg me like this?" He threw the box up and said casually, " But before that, let's get rid of the murderous curse spirit in the movie theater before continuing to talk, you can smell that stench from so far away."

"Then Qie and I will wait for you at the door." Nitro raised his wrist and looked at the time on his watch, "There is still more than half an hour before the movie starts, is 5 minutes enough?"

"That's enough." Xia Youjie threw back the gift box in his hand to me, "Qi, you have to protect Nitro well if you stay here."

"Do you still need to say it?" I raised my eyebrows, "It's you, don't roll over."

Xia Youjie glanced at me speechlessly, and went in without even wanting to talk to me, apparently not thinking that he would overturn against a curse that wasn't even a super class.

However, he really overturned today.

He let the newborn spirit slip from under his hands.

"... To a certain extent, this curse is quite powerful." Nitzi put his hand into the pocket of the windbreaker, sensed the extra chaotic atmosphere inside, and complained, "Could it be that Xia You came out today without lunch? What? Even a curse of this level can’t be removed.”

"Maybe, so I have to give him a good rub later." I reached out to stop Nitzi behind me, and pulled out the saber from my waist with my other hand. My eyes became a little serious, and I told the other party, " Don't wander around, Nitro, Jay will be back soon."

"I can't make sure that there are no other enemies ambushing around. If you are injured, I can't help but kill all the curses."

The author has something to say: The heroine of this article is actually Nitzu (x)

Xia Youjie: So you really don't think you two are a little weird?

Nitro: I don’t think so, next one.

Gojo Satoru (raises hand): Okay, can you never come to my house, please?Especially when I'm not home.

Nitro: No, next one.

Qi: Nitro, I like you.

Nitro: I like you too.

In fact, if Teacher Wutiao hadn't insisted on it, Qi would really have a very high chance of dating Nitro in the end!After all, who wouldn't love being with a full-level nanny? !

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