[Curse back] Don't ask, it's because you have a car, a house, and a face

When I woke up this morning, I received a call from my husband. He said he would bring me a gift and asked me to make an extra breakfast.

So I instantly understood what the gift he was talking about, and I squeezed the phone tightly, my hair was full of black lines, and I hung up the phone without listening to his next nonsense.

"By the way, Qi, don't eat too much for breakfast..." Gojo Satoru also knew that my patience was about to reach a critical point, so he said what he really wanted to say before I hung up the phone, and then on the phone After a beep, he was forced to turn off the microphone.

"What's the matter, Mom?" The son was sitting on the wooden chair by the dining table, holding a pair of knives and forks in his hands, fighting against the eggs and toast on the plate. His two short legs were dangling freely under the table. After hearing Dad's voice, he raised his head and looked at me suspiciously.

"It's nothing, it's just that your father is going to bring someone home for dinner." I picked up the dry towel on the table and wiped the water stains on my hands, then pulled out the chair and sat opposite him, watching Qiutong cut a piece of bread Xiaodi took a bite and couldn't help showing hesitation.

But I finally made up my mind, stabilized my mind, and said to my son seriously: "Qiutong, if one day you are caught by the enemy and used to threaten mom and dad, you must not resist, no matter what they say, you will Cooperate obediently, understand?"

"Your safety is the most important thing, don't worry about anything else."

Qiutong's hand that was cutting bread suddenly stopped, raised his head, and asked in puzzlement, "Why? What if the enemy threatens you to do bad things?"

"If Dad chooses to stand on the side of the enemy, something bad will happen."

"Your father won't choose the enemy, you can rest assured about that." I reached out and rubbed the top of his head, showing a wry smile, "Maybe it's my mother who did the bad things."

Qiutong suddenly became a little uneasy, looked at me hesitantly, and stopped talking.

Seeing this, I quickly comforted my son who was starting to feel scared, "Don't worry, maybe things won't develop to that point, isn't Wu here? He won't let me have trouble, don't be afraid, mom is just doing it out of habit. It's just the worst plan."

"You don't have to be afraid." I touched Qiutong's head again, and smiled at him gently, "Because mom will never hurt you, you have to trust mom."

"Um……"

Qiutong lowered his head, responded softly, then stopped talking, and resumed his breakfast quietly, but anyone with a discerning eye would find that he was quite depressed at the moment.

I sighed silently, even if I love my son very much, and no matter how unwilling to tell him to make him worry, I must give him a vaccination in advance to make him vigilant.

I don't know why, this time I always have an ominous premonition, and my intuition has always been that good things don't work and bad things work best... I can only take precautions.

Ding-dong-

At this moment, the doorbell at home was suddenly rang.

I also knew that some unreliable guy came back, I sighed, got up and prepared to open the door, still wondering what kind of surprise the other party brought back.

With a sense of anticipation that I didn't have at all, I pulled on my slippers, walked lazily to the door with one hand in my pocket, and opened the door——

"Suprise!"

One pink and one white each put on a wonderful pose comparable to jojo, and cheered and clapped each other the moment I opened the door, giving me a super shock wave head-on.

Immediately afterwards, a mouth suddenly appeared on the cheek of the pink-haired boy, and he cursed with disdain, "Stupid."

-_-|

With my right hand resting on the doorknob, I looked at these two nervous guys speechlessly, "Are you three trying to form a manga group to make your debut? That's right, you just have me and me, when the time comes, you will play my role. Definitely bring Qiutong and the others to join us."

"Don't compare me with them." The mouth continued to babble, "I thought you were different from those weak women who can only cry, but you are blind?"

I raised my eyebrows, but I wasn't angry, it's just...

"Haha, it's just a two-faced Nuo, how arrogant is it?"

Gojo Satoru raised his arm and put it on the student's shoulder, leaned forward slightly, and smiled happily twice, but the closest Knotabagi Yuhito felt very clearly that his teacher's body fainted at that moment. Thick murderous intent erupted.

"I might as well kill you here~"

"Oh, do you want to try it out?"

"Ahhhh, I'm sorry, Mr. Wutiao!" Tibon Yuhito was so frightened that he quickly slapped the old man who offended people back, and then immediately bowed to me and apologized, and loudly promised one-stop service, "I From now on, I won't let this guy casually come out and speak ill of Miss Qi again!"

——He was going to die, if Mr. Wutiao really got into a fight with Su Nuo, wouldn't he be the one who suffered? !

"You are so timid, you bastard." But the suppression was unsuccessful, and Su Nuo's mouth popped out from the back of his hand again, sneering, "It's really useless."

"Yuhito~" Gojo Satoru spread his five fingers towards the student and shook his hands with a smile, and he seemed to be very happy to say to him, "You can put the stinky mouth that grows in there first and let others help to heal it Does the rotten curse come out in 5 minutes?"

"No way—Teacher Wutiao! The one who was beaten was my body!" Knotabagi Yujin almost lay down on the ground and cried. He is too pitiful with these two uncles on the floor, isn't he?

I squeezed my chin next to me and said "tsk tsk" twice. I was very happy watching the show. It was not until Yourin was about to collapse that I slowly smoothed things out, "Forget it, I'm fussing with an old man who has lived for more than 1000 years. It’s too much identity, Wu, we have to respect the old and love the young, and it’s embarrassing for Hisen who is caught in the middle, isn’t it?”

"You—" Su Nuo was about to yell, but Yuren slapped him back in time, "Calm down, since Miss Qi has forgiven you."

"You really don't mind? It doesn't matter if you teach him a lesson." Gojo Satoru walked up to me with his hands in his pockets, then bent down and looked at me, carefully observed my expression, and finally got my affirmative answer. Relaxed, straightened up, and tilted his head towards me with a smile, "Then go in?"

Knotabagi Yuhito behind him also heaved a sigh of relief.

The alarm was finally lifted, and he patted his chest with lingering fear. He always felt that the teacher Wutiao just now was terrible. At that moment before, the teacher seemed to really want to kill Su Nuo.

All in all, after today's incident, Yuzu Yuhito became more determined in his heart that he would never offend his wife in front of Mr. Gojo.

"If you called last night or called back earlier this morning, I might have done more for Yuren." I opened the shoe cabinet and took Huihui's pair of slippers, bent down and placed them in front of Yuren, After the boy thanked me, he put on his shoes and began to look around curiously. The husband next to him had already taken off his leather shoes, and he went to get the slippers and put them on.

Qiu Tong, who had been sitting obediently in the restaurant eating breakfast, heard the movement at the door, quickly put away the knife and fork in his hand, jumped off the chair and hurried out to find his biological father.

"Dad!" He yelled, and then threw himself into the arms of the old father who had just entered the living room, hugging him tightly.

Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows. It was rare to see his son acting like a baby. He leaned over and hugged Qiutong to sit on his arm, and asked in a relaxed tone, "What's the matter?"

However, the son just hugged him tightly and did not answer.

I understood immediately, and then smiled and patted the shoulder of Youren, who was standing at a loss, "Haven't you not eaten yet, Youren? Let's go, I'll take you to the restaurant."

"Ah, okay." Knotabagi Yujin also knew that it was not the case that he, an outsider, should be present, nodded obediently, and followed me to the kitchen, leaving the living room to the father and son who obviously wanted to whisper something behind him.

After his lover took the student away, Gojo Gojo lowered his head and asked his son, who was clearly in a strange mood, what was going on, "Is it a problem that Qi can't handle?"

Then Qiutong raised her head from his arms, revealing some red eyes, looking like she wanted to cry, sucked her nose, and choked up in a low voice, "Dad... Mom just told me that she may Will do bad things because I was caught by the enemy... Will you guys fight? Will you be separated in the future?"

"No, Mom and Dad won't be separated." He rubbed his son's head, "It's possible to fight, but it doesn't matter, Dad won't lose."

Originally thought that such comfort would make the son feel relieved and stop worrying, but Qiutong became angry, and couldn't help but grabbed his collar and shouted angrily, "Who cares if you win or not, Dad?! I asked What should I do if something really happens to my mother?!"

I'm really going to be pissed off!Daddy the big idiot!Shouldn't have asked him!

"...But if I lose, Qi can't come back?" Gojo Wu felt that he was wronged, it was obviously not his fault, why was he being scolded instead?

"Okay, okay, I discussed this matter with your mother and came up with a solution, and your Uncle Jie and Auntie Nitzi are helping to deal with it. Even if someone really threatens you, it's no big deal. Don't worry about it. superior."

This kind of devil-like comforting method, if replaced by ordinary children, might be even more frightened, but Wutiao Qiutong was relieved. After listening to his father's explanation, the original worries faded away bit by bit, and finally he was relieved. up.

Although it was unbelievable, as Gojo Satoru said before, he was the strongest. Since it was his guarantee, no matter how outrageous things were, he would solve them smoothly.

"never mind?"

"Well! It's all right."

……

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The father and son in the living room are having their secret conversation, and the teachers, mothers and students in the kitchen are also having friendly exchanges.

"I see, are there traitors among the high-level people?" I flipped the poached egg in the pot with a wooden spatula, and tapped my chin with my fingertips. I looked thoughtful, "The possibility of being backstabbed?" ...this is really troublesome."

The people in the upper echelon have also been afraid of enlightenment for a long time. After all, he is too strong. Maybe they will take this opportunity to target and weaken him. However, with the help of Jie and Yi Gu, they can't make any big moves, so they can only hide behind. Secretly playing dirty, tsk, a bunch of old and immortal things.

"Call Jie some other day." I muttered to myself, "Anyway, we haven't seen each other for a long time, so it's good to get together, and call Nitro by the way, let's go to the movies with the four of us, I just don't know about Wu's time." Are you free?"

By the way, are there any new good-looking movies in theaters recently?

"Miss Qi, I've finished washing the dishes!" Knotaba Yuhito who was standing over the sink finished washing the dishes, and then held up the smooth and clean dinner plate in his hand to show me.

Because the gas stove was taken over, Knotaba Yuhito, who had nothing else to do, decided to help wash the dishes. After all, he had to bother him for so long, so how could he leave everything to the host?

I came back to my senses and praised him with a smile, "Youren is very good, he is much more diligent than someone else."

The pink-haired boy suddenly raised his hand and scratched his cheek in embarrassment, "It's not a big deal, and since you're going to live here for a while, if Miss Qi has any housework to do, you can use me as much as you want, you're welcome !"

"Then I won't be polite." I turned my head to look at my husband who was leading my son into the restaurant not far away, and remembered that the kindergarten school bus was coming soon, so I hurriedly urged, "Qiu Tong, hurry up and finish your breakfast. Pack your schoolbag, you don't have much time."

"Yeah." Qiutong obediently let go of her father's hand, climbed up the chair and returned to her seat to eat breakfast again.

Gojo Satoru walked up to me with one hand in his pocket, put the other hand on my shoulder, and said to the hard-working students: "Youren, can I trouble you to send Qiutong to kindergarten later? ? By the way, go to the nearby supermarket to buy some things and come back."

"Hey? Yes." Yuzu Yujin agreed, but he was a little puzzled, "But don't I have to hide now and can't show up? Going to kindergarten with Qiutong will reveal it?"

"It's okay, Qiutong is surrounded by people from the Wutiao family, so it won't be exposed." My husband hugged my waist very tightly, so tight that no gap was exposed, and I was already used to it. Still calmly turn off the fire and gas, and put the poached eggs on the plate.

"Oh, by the way, if you still have free time after shopping, you can go to any store to have a cup of milk tea and eat dessert." Wujo Satoru made a rough estimate in his heart, and gave a specific time, "Four or five Come back in an hour."

"..."

My hand, which was loading the dishes, suddenly stopped.

"?" Although he didn't understand why he insisted on killing time, the little angel Youroto still listened to the teacher's words and agreed, "I see, then I'll take the plate out."

"go Go."

After Yuren left the kitchen, I couldn't bear it anymore and immediately stretched out my hand to push the bastard behind me away, but Gojo Satoru, who had expected it a long time ago, grabbed my wrist and pressed it against the running water table behind me forcefully, Looking down at me.

"... Gojo Satoru, what the hell are you trying to do?!" Considering that there were two children outside, I could only lower my voice and ask him almost gnashing my teeth.

Gojo Satoru didn't speak, raised his hand and took off the blindfold, revealing those beautiful eyes staring at me for a moment, he smiled slightly, and also answered me in a low voice.

"I want to be you."

"Huh? What time is it now and you still..."

"Not at this time."

He interrupted me, grabbed my wrist with one hand, and propped the other hand on the surface of the water table, firmly confining me in his arms and under him.

Gojo Satoru slowly lowered his head, leaned close to my ear, and kissed delicately. The desire in his heart gradually fermented, and a low laugh came out of his throat. He pressed his throat and told me in a breathy voice, "Not at this time, But I thought about it after I called you last night."

"I want to see you buried in my arms, I want to see you hold my hand tightly, I want to see you call my name with tears in my eyes."

"I want to watch you indulge in desire, for me."

The author has something to say: Because I was afraid that I would not pass the review, I changed it many times (covering my face), so some things can only be imagined by yourself.

And Mr. Wutiao, on the way back from the high school... just after comforting the son, I thought about making out with my wife, and when everyone was busy working, my mind was full of... Don't spend my brain on them at all Take it to heart!

Brainstorm: Gojo Satoru, can you fucking respect me? !

Finally routine - comments please!

Seeing that I am still stubborn after trying so many times, feel sorry for me!