[Curse back] Don't ask, it's because you have a car, a house, and a face

Ah, hello everyone, I am Kobayashi Kazumi, an ordinary 17-year-old female high school student.

This name sounds like a blast, right?So I have always wondered if there is something wrong with my dad's aesthetics, and why didn't you object, mom? !I was always laughed at by my classmates!

This resentment was not finally subsided until a new family moved in across from our house.

"Probably because uncle and aunt hope that your future life will be harmonious and beautiful, healthy and worry-free?"

Mrs. Wutiao, who just moved here, was holding the hand of their children and standing at the gate waiting for the school bus. After listening to my long-winded and unfocused complaints, not only did she not show any troublesome expression, but she smiled softly and said softly. Said to comfort me.

"General names contain the expectations and love of your parents. As for the ridicule of your classmates, you just need to treat them as orphans without parents and jealous of you."

Ah this.

Sister, your way of comforting people is too hardcore, right?

But I like it.

Thinking this way, out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of the small movements of the children from the Wutiao family suddenly turning their heads and looking into the distance.

"Mom, Uncle Yidizhi is here." The boy held his mother's hand tightly and reminded him very calmly, "If Dad continues to fumble around and doesn't go out, Brother Hui and the others will get angry again."

"Anyway, they are used to it, it's okay." Mrs. Wutiao touched her son's soft head, smiled and said rubbish words that would make all the conjurers sigh that they are indeed public nuisance wives, " It's only an hour at most, and it's still early today."

Children from the Gojo family: "..."

He stopped talking, but silently pressed his mother's thigh tightly.

No, this problem is very big.

I feel a little confused.

Is it possible to release other people's pigeons so openly now?Aren't you afraid of being beaten on the head by others?

As if she had seen through my thoughts, Madam Wutiao raised her head and smiled at me again, with a gentle voice, "Don't worry, because my husband is the strongest, no one can beat him."

Uh, what do you mean, because the force value is too strong, it doesn't matter even if the personality is a little bit bad?I guess, the colleagues who get along with Mr. Gojo must be very hard.

Just when we were chatting happily, the male owner of Wutiao's house probably finally packed himself, carrying a few bento boxes, yawned and pushed the door out, which happened to interrupt our conversation.

"Qi, didn't you agree to add two egg rolls to me?" Obviously a tall man of more than 1.9 meters, he insisted on pressing on his wife, who was less than 1.6 meters tall, and hooked her neck lazily. Rubbing his head, he messed up the other person's hair.

"Also, why does Megumi serve more bento than mine?"

It feels a bit like a big white-haired cat who is coquettish with its owner.

"They are only sixteen or seventeen years old, and they are still growing, aren't they? You are already fully developed, so you don't need so much nutrition." Mrs. Wutiao patted her husband's arm lying in front of her, "Okay, Don't be coquettish, there are no eggs at home, I will go to the supermarket to buy them later, and it will not be too late to make them for you tonight."

"And I wrote 'Favorite Gojo Satoru' in your bento box."

"Hmm." The man immediately became proud (I could even see a tail swaying wildly behind him), hugged his wife tightly and said with a natural expression, "Isn't it normal that you love me the most? So look For the sake of your love for me, I will forgive you for your abominable behavior of only cooking me vegetables to perfunctory~"

Mr. Gojo, in fact, you may be very concerned about this matter.

"Father, do you actually mind that you are treated differently by your mother?" As expected of a son, the son did not show consideration for his old father at all. Secretly pouted."

Mr. Wutiao didn't intend to get up from his wife at all, so he stretched out his hand and rubbed his son's head with his long arms, unceremoniously rubbing him into a chicken coop, "No, Dad is not such a stingy guy, Don't blame me."

Mrs. Wutiao laughed and said nothing. Matching the preface and the atmosphere at the moment, she was full of irony, so Mr. Wutiao raised his hand and pinched her cheek twice, like a warning, pinching her twice.

Hey, I finished this bowl of dog food, and my stomach is so full.

"By the way, Xiao Lin doesn't have to go to school? Isn't today the weekend?" Mr. Gotiao finally straightened up and changed into a comfortable posture, but his arms were still on his lover's shoulders. He looked at me very curiously, "I'll forget it, Are you afraid of being late for school?"

After the other party kindly reminded me, I suddenly remembered that there is still such a thing as going to school. I was shocked at the moment, and I didn’t care about dog food or not. I said goodbye to the neighbors, and then hurried to school with my schoolbag.

It's just that after running a few meters away, I suddenly looked back at them.

The golden sunlight fell on their feet, and there was a breeze. The white-haired man smiled and lowered his head to kiss his lover's cheek. The boy seemed to be a little unhappy and grabbed the corner of his clothes.

Although I can't see the expression on his face clearly, I always feel that the way Mr. Gojo looks at his beloved wife and son at this moment should be very gentle.

Finally, after school, I looked at the remaining pocket money in my wallet and planned to go to a new dessert shop in the commercial street to try the taste.

But what I never expected was that the owner of that dessert shop was actually Mrs. Gotiao from the opposite door. I thought she was a housewife just like my mother.

"Because Wu likes desserts very much, so when I said I wanted to open a shop, he stalked me to open a dessert shop, and promised me that I would definitely make money." Mrs. Wutiao came with a tray. , while putting down the cake, chatting with me.

At the end, she even smiled helplessly, "He and his students are almost the patrons of the whole store, so of course the source of income is guaranteed."

"By the way, Wu has no business trip today. He may bring his students over later. They are all middle school students. There should be a lot of common topics, and they all have good tempers. Do you want to go find him? Where are they playing?"

Feeling knocked down again, I coughed lightly in my excited mood, and refused politely, "No, I'm just here to have a dessert, so I won't disturb your date with Mr. Gojo... Ah no, get along."

She couldn't help laughing again, "Miss Xiaolin, you are so cute."

Oh oh oh, I was praised for being cute by a big beauty!I was praised as cute by the big beauty!

I waved my hand at her shyly, "No, you are the cutest!"

"Oh, thank you, but in my opinion you are the cutest one."

Mrs. Wutiao smiled and stretched out her hand to hold my shoulder. I blinked my eyes strangely, and then saw her retract her hand as if she had caught something, and explained to me nonchalantly, "Well, I'm so sorry, I saw a leaf accidentally sticking to your shoulder just now, of course I removed it now."

"Hey? Is that so?" I followed in a daze.

But... I didn't pass through the grove today.

"What leaves?" The man's voice came to our ears clearly through a glass door, and it sounded very familiar. I immediately turned my head to see that the person who pushed the door and came in was indeed Mr. Gojo, and there was a man behind him. three high school students in school uniforms.

"I'll deal with that troublemaker first."

Mrs. Gojo blinked one eye mischievously at me, then picked up the tray amidst my sniggering, and tried her best to put on an innocent look of "I didn't speak ill of anyone behind my back" and greeted the waiting person over there. The husband walked over, "Why did you come here so early today?"

"I heard you, Qi." The man stretched out his hand and pulled her into his arms, and pressed his whole body on her body deliberately, locking his throat with one hand, and drilling her temple with his fist with the other, "don't think that Things can be fooled around casually, and the bento you made for me this morning, you said "Favorite Gojo Satoru", you wrote it with chili sauce, right? It made me make a big fool of myself in front of my lovely students! Hmph, Jie and Nitro have been laughing at me too, they haven't stopped!"

"Oh, isn't it normal for Jie and Nitzi to laugh at you? Do you see that they won't laugh at you someday? You should get used to it by now?" Mrs. Wutiao didn't care that her childish husband imposed all his weight on her, He also patted his thigh, and the other party understood in seconds, and jumped up very cooperatively, coiling up his two long legs and tightly clamping his lover's willow waist.

She just carried a big man weighing more than a hundred catties on her back. She didn't feel that there was anything wrong. She started to turn around in circles, but the two of them were still having a good time. Mr. Wutiao even took out a Pointing your phone at yourself is more fun than scissors and taking selfies.

"Okay! I'm going to upload it to the line for Jay and the others to see!"

"Damn it, don't avenge your personal revenge and make me ugly!"

"No, no, no, trust my capture skills!"

The two who were addicted to taking pictures kept changing their poses, completely forgetting the three poor students who were brought by the teacher standing beside them.

"I understand." I saw the handsome girl with brown shoulder-length hair folded her arms in disdain, as if she wanted to spit at the dog couple, "Suddenly said something to invite us to dessert, the co-author is Tell us to watch him and his wife show their affection?"

"I think it's very good. The relationship between the teacher and Ms. Qi makes me feel very comfortable." The pink-haired sunny boy didn't have so many thoughts, but sat on the chair automatically and consciously flipped through the menu, "Let's order first Come on! Aren't you hungry?"

"Don't worry about them, they will notice us when they have had enough fun." Another cool boy with a black sea urchin head pulled away the chair opposite his classmates expressionlessly, picked up the teapot and poured it obediently for five The cup is cold and white.

"I don't want to get used to this kind of thing!" The girl slapped the table angrily, causing the water in the glass to shake slightly. Write your name upside down!"

How miserable.

I can't help but sigh with emotion.

So it's not so bad to simply be a CP passerby.

"Speaking of which, Qiutong's kindergarten will hold a sports meeting in a few days." Mrs. Wutiao only remembered what her son had told her after taking the photo. She didn't put him down, and looked up at her in this awkward posture. Husband, "Are you free that day?"

"Hmm... I don't know. There seems to be a super cursed fetus in Yokohama. The old men in the high-level group who stepped into the coffin urgently called me to deal with it."

Mr. Gotiao took back his mobile phone, hugged his lover and put his chin on top of her head. After thinking for a while, he came up with a solution before long, and then he showed a confident smile of "Nothing can stop me", and typed He snapped his fingers and said, "Yes! Just ask Nana Ming to replace me! Anyway, that curse spirit is too weak to kill anyone!"

"Don't use your standards to demand everyone, Wu-jun, or Qihai will call you a piece of shit again." She complained, and thought about it carefully, "Is it okay to ask Jie to go? I heard last time He is going on vacation and should have time to replace you."

"OK~ I'll call him later and tell him."

"I think Teacher Xia You might beat you to death." The female student with a calm expression said so presciently.

"So the only person worthy of respect is Senior Yi Bone." The urchin-headed boy next to her also added very calmly.

"Well, can we start ordering, Miss Qi?" Among the five people, only the cute boy with pink hair still remembered the purpose of this trip, and asked obediently by raising his hand.

What a mess.

I clicked twice and shook my head.

After eating the last bite of the cake, I grabbed the shoulder strap of my schoolbag and threw it behind my back with one hand. Without saying goodbye, I walked around the lively area where they were, and planned to leave quietly. I didn't even think about entering them world.

I don’t know why, but I always feel that I’m not from the same world as them, so it’s enough to stand at a distance and secretly slap CP secretly, without having to squeeze into their communication circle, although I’m really curious What is it? Secondary illness?

Anyway, I can eat sweet dog food every day when I open the door of the house, and I have a beautiful big sister to chat with me, and a delicate and cute little brother to let me touch my head. I think this kind of life is also very good... So what is the curse fetus? ? !Hi I really want to know!

I puffed up my cheeks angrily, raised my hand to hold the doorknob, and was about to push it open. I wanted to go home and go online to find out, but...

Feeling something, I suddenly turned my head and looked over there.

The childish teacher lay behind his lover and started an argument with the unconvinced student. The two sides fought back and forth, but failed to come to a conclusion. Only the black-haired boy automatically turned on the shield, and kept his ears open to the pink-haired boy. Introduce the master's masterpiece.

And his wife...

I turned around and ran into her gaze.

She smiled slightly, raised her index finger to her lips, and gave me a soft hiss.

I seemed to understand something, and nodded my head in a daze.

Then turned around, no longer confused, humming a ditty and briskly stepped out of the gate.

The author has something to say: This chapter roughly explains the situation of Wutiao's family from the perspective of the neighbor's little sister, and the next chapter begins to be written from the perspective of the heroine.