Police Tom and Doctor Jerry
Chapter 90 The Most Professional Amateur Pickpocket
When they returned home, Jiang Nan finished changing his clothes and came out of the kitchen to make tea, only to find that Wang Heng had already gone upstairs.
He put down the teapot, picked up the teacup and poured three cups of tea one by one. "Brother, why did Heng Heng go upstairs?"
"I didn't say anything, I just went upstairs!" He blew on the teacup and took a sip, "You won't be angry, will you?"
"No!" Jiang Nan said with certainty. "I guess it's time to go to the study! Xingyuan drinks tea and tastes Pu'er!"
"Try it!" Zhou Xingyuan took the tea and took a sip, "Mmm, it's very fragrant!"
Upstairs, Wang Heng had already searched quietly in the bedroom where Jiang Shengzhou slept, on the bed, under the pillow, and in the bedside table.In the cloakroom, Jiang Shengzhou's coat had already been touched, but nothing was found.He wiped the sweat from his brow, sighed deeply, and was short of a body search.
At this moment, he had already paced around the study room several times, lowering his head in thought for a while, rubbing his chin for a while, thinking for a long time, he took a pair of pointed reset forceps for surgery from the drawer, put them into the pocket of the sweater, and went downstairs at a steady pace.
When he arrived at the living room, he didn't rush to sit down on the sofa. He looked around secretly, looking for the right time to come to Jiang Shengzhou's side.At this moment, Jiang Nan was sitting on the single sofa by himself, while Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan were sitting on the big sofa.
Seeing this, Wang Heng picked up the teacup and sat next to Zhou Xingyuan. He touched the teacup and found it was no longer hot, so he took a sip.
Next to him, Zhou Xingyuan was chatting with Jiang Shengzhou, he asked with a smile, "Xingyuan, is your arm injured?"
"Brother Heng, why don't you ask me?" Jiang Shengzhou interjected from the side.After finishing speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and showed it to Wang Heng.
Wang Heng blinked, ignored him, and turned to Zhou Xingyuan instead, "Where's your arm? Let me see!"
Without saying a word, Zhou Xingyuan rolled up the sleeves of his shirt to the elbow, stretched out his smooth arm, "It's not injured, just a piece of bruise! Take a look." After speaking, he stretched it out to show Wang Heng.
The tea in Wang Heng's hand bumped into it with his outstretched arm and spilled more than half of the cup. The place where the tea was spilled was very suitable, and it all spilled on Zhou Xingyuan's pants.
In an instant, Zhou Xingyuan felt the heat on his thighs, and if he sprinkled more, it would be like taking a hot bath.This sudden situation made him stop stretching his arms immediately, and his face was stunned for a few seconds.
Jiang Shengzhou saw that Zhou Xingyuan's pants were splashed with water, so he quickly wiped them off, "Go back to the room and change!"
"I'm sorry, fourth! I'm going to change my pants!" He quickly got up and ran back to the bedroom to change.
Jiang Nan lowered his head to drink tea just now, and didn't pay attention to the situation here. When he raised his head, Zhou Xingyuan's pants were already wet.Wang Heng got up with an excuse, stood in front of the coffee table, and refilled his teacup with the teapot. After pouring the tea, he raised his head and said to Jiangnan: "Go to the kitchen in Jiangnan and bring the cherries, and cut some cantaloupe by the way, just drink tea. OK?"
Hearing this, Jiang Nan got up, put the teacup back on the coffee table, and entered the kitchen.
Seeing that everyone was leaving, Wang Heng took the opportunity to sit next to Jiang Shengzhou when he sat down.He put down the cup in his hand, "Show me your arm!"
"Why?" Jiang Shengzhou said.
"Didn't you let me take a look?" Wang Heng asked back, "The most skilled orthopedic doctor will check it for you!"
"That's a good relationship!" Jiang Shengzhou said with a smile.
"Stretch your arms! Neck up, look at the ceiling!" Wang Heng said. "I said let it go, you put it down again!"
Wang Heng roughly checked his arm, then lifted the hem of the sweater to see if his back was injured, and at the same time blocked Jiang Shengzhou's sight with his side.
"Brother Zhou, have you ever broken a bone?" While checking, he talked about the topic, trying to divert Jiang Shengzhou's attention.
"I broke a bone once!" Jiang Shengzhou replied, still happy that Wang Heng cared about him so much.
"Have you ever made a steel nail?" Wang Heng asked a question intentionally or unintentionally, and his eyes had already landed on Jiang Shengzhou's trouser pocket.He took out the reset pliers and checked, but there was nothing on the left side.He struggled to turn to the right again, and began to find some irrelevant topics in his mouth. Jiang Shengzhou thought that Wang Heng knew the medical history. While talking about his fracture history, he showed off his dangerous arrest experience to show his bravery. image.
Wang Heng's topic was thrown just right every time. After probing for a long time, he finally found the key in the back trouser pocket beside Jiang Shengzhou. The trouser pocket still had a button. .
"Brother Zhou, lie down! Let me check your spine!" Wang Heng said.Then he said: "You continue to talk about the case just now, did you find anyone later?"
Jiang Shengzhou lay obediently on the sofa. While Wang Heng pressed his spine hard with one hand, he took the opportunity to unbutton his back trouser pocket while his attention was still on the case with the other hand, and quickly hooked the key ring with reset pliers.
He was so happy that there were no words to express it, like a fox that had eaten fat, staring at his key with full eyes.How did he know that when he was happy, the hand pressing his spine loosened, and Jiang Shengzhou sensed something was wrong.When the key was a quarter short of being hooked out by the reset pliers, Jiang Shengzhou reached out and grabbed it suddenly.
Wang Heng was so frightened that he almost jumped up, his hand was still holding on to the reset pliers and he didn't let go, his face was defeated, like a banner that fell after losing a battle.
"Brother Heng, yes!" Jiang Shengzhou looked surprised, more excited than Columbus discovering the New World.
"Brother Heng, Brother Zhou gave you a thumbs up! Your skills are no less than the professional pickpockets near the shoe city!"
Hearing his brother Zhou's sarcasm and sarcasm, Wang Heng held back his face and didn't step on it.
At this time, Jiangnan had already entered the living room with fruit, and seeing his brother's back was exposed, Wang Heng was pressing the spine with one hand, and seemed to be holding something in the other hand, "What are you doing?" He asked with a worried expression.
"Brother, he played tricks with me, and the key was almost stolen." Jiang Shengzhou snatched the key, raised Wang Heng's wrist holding the reset pliers, and took the opportunity to take the reset pliers from his hand.
Wang Heng let go of his hand resentfully, sneered, and looked up at Jiangnan.He was caught and revealed himself, with his mouth covered all over and he couldn't tell.
Jiang Nan put the fruit on the coffee table, his eyes had already seen clearly what Wang Heng was holding in his hand, he fiddled with it for a long time, and sent himself away to steal something.
"Hengheng, that's amazing! All the tools are on!" Jiang Nan smiled.
"So-so, not as good as your police!" Wang Heng said boldly.
Jiang Shengzhou turned over and got up from the sofa, holding the key in one hand, shaking the reset pliers with the other hand, "What kind of tool is this? Brother Heng!" He raised his hand and threw the key directly to Jiangnan, who grabbed it in his hand.
Zhou Xingyuan had already changed his pants and came out of the bedroom. Seeing Jiang Shengzhou holding tools in his hand, he asked suspiciously, "What are you doing with this? It's for surgery."
Jiang Shengzhou: "..."
"Brother Heng is amazing! He's already a professional guy!" Seeing Wang Heng's deflated face, Jiang Shengzhou took a closer look at the reset pliers, studied it, and laughed. "Fortunately, I responded in time!"
At this time, Wang Heng's expression returned to calm, and he didn't feel ashamed at all because he was caught stealing. Instead, he looked calm.
Seeing what Jiang Shengzhou said, he laughed at himself: "Yes! But he was still caught!"
Zhou Xingyuan was at a loss again, not knowing what happened just now.
"Jiangnan, how cunning he is! After so long, he tricked me!" Jiang Shengzhou hurriedly complained to Jiangnan, "I thought he really cared about me! He was beautiful for a long time! It turned out that he was just fooling me, just for this key." In a blink of an eye, he was sad again He paused and said, "Brother Heng, you have hurt your Brother Zhou thoroughly!"
"Think clearly, this key is mine!" Wang Heng said unhurriedly.He turned his head and saw that Jiangnan was not far from him, and the key was in Jiangnan's hand. He reached out and slowly took a sip of the teacup, and then slowly put it down.
"Jiangnan, he just spilled water on Zhou Xingyuan's pants on purpose!" Jiang Shengzhou began to fall into the police's reasoning problem. "Then send you away, lend me the opportunity to check, put me on the sofa and start waiting for the opportunity to commit crimes!"
Seeing that Jiang Nan was listening to his brother's analysis carefully, Wang Heng immediately got up and ran for the key in Jiang Nan's hand.Jiang Nan was taken aback by Wang Heng's surprise attack, and took a step back in an instant, thankful that he reacted quickly and was almost caught by his baby Heng.
Wang Heng didn't succeed in a single blow. Seeing Jiangnan's hind legs, he jumped up and punched Jiangnan quickly, without giving Jiangnan a chance to breathe.
Jiang Shengzhou didn't expect the two of them to be able to fight. Wang Heng's sudden move surprised him. It's really a martial arts show, which is something to watch.
Zhou Xingyuan was stunned, and he didn't know why the two suddenly started fighting again. "Brother Zhou, are you okay? Why don't you stop me?" He asked worriedly.
"What are you stopping? It's hard to see the two of them fighting with force!" Jiang Shengzhou said excitedly.
"..."
Zhou Xingyuan was even more confused, and there is such a brother, it is really not a big deal to watch the excitement.
Wang Heng kicked out with a whip leg, and Jiang Nan quickly dodged to dodge. Just as he dodged, Wang Heng threw a left punch in front of him.The two of you punched me and kicked me, and it was indistinguishable, and the winner was not determined.
Jiang Shengzhou was afraid of being affected, so he dragged Zhou Xingyuan to hide by the French window of the balcony, completely freeing up space for the two of them to display their strengths.
Zhou Xingyuan stared dumbfounded, and tugged at Jiang Shengzhou's arm, "Brother Zhou! The fourth child is not in the slightest!"
"Then look! You are usually fooled!" Jiang Shengzhou narrowed his eyes with a smile, he hadn't seen such a wonderful duel for a long time. "A frail and bookish look on his face is not enough to scare you!"
"Isn't it? In the hospital, we are all treated like flowers!"
"This skill!" Zhou Xingyuan became excited, his eyes sparkling. "Isn't it real?" He asked worriedly.
"No, neither of them will admit defeat, let's compete!" Jiang Shengzhou said. "Besides, Jiangnan is reluctant! If it is broken, he should feel sorry for himself! It's a baby!"
"Hengheng, are you going to rest?" Jiang Nan asked while panting.
"What are you waiting for! Hand over the key!" Wang Heng said.
"I haven't given up yet!" Jiang Nan smiled. "There's no door, unless you tell me what's inside!"
"You don't need to know now!"
"Then don't think about it, the key is in my hand anyway." With a slight smile on his face, Jiang Nan deliberately shook the key ring at Wang Heng.
Wang Heng held back his hands, his expression remained indifferent, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, but his lungs exploded with anger inside, thinking of the Northeast dialect, which is a bastard's hole in the stove-suffocation and anger.He sat on the sofa and picked up the teacup. He didn't pay attention to his image, and directly drank half of the cup in one go.
Jiang Nan was sweating from the beating, his chest was twitching, and he was panting slightly. Seeing Wang Heng sitting down, he also walked to the coffee table, poured a cup of tea, and took a big gulp.
"I really don't feel sorry for me! When I hit me, I didn't say how hard I would accept it." Jiang Nan began to complain.
"Give me the key, I feel sorry for you right away!" Wang Heng put the teacup on the tea table with a "snap", and said with a serious face.
"You gave it to me, and I didn't snatch it!" Jiang Nan said forcefully, without letting go.He knew that there must be something in the safe that Wang Heng didn't want him to see, and he wanted to take it back. He guessed that he might have searched all over the house, and finally found his brother. He was in a hurry to do it today. After all, the holiday is not over yet. A few days.
As soon as Jiang Nan's voice fell, Wang Heng felt that several nerves in his brain were broken. He suppressed the anger of Mars, picked up the fruit plate on the table, grabbed a piece of cantaloupe with his hands and took a bite. The sweetness of cantaloupe It made him lose a few sparks, and he ate three pieces of honeydew melon in one go, and ate several pieces of watermelon.
Seeing Wang Heng ignoring him, Jiang Nan started to eat while holding the fruit plate, feeling a little worried, "Eat slowly! No one will grab it!"
Wang Heng suddenly turned his head and stared at him, "You stole my key!" After finishing speaking, he slapped the fruit plate on the table and raised his voice.
Seeing that the two seemed about to quarrel, Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan also came over from the balcony and sat on the sofa.Jiang Shengzhou secretly poked Jiangnan's arm, and asked with a look, "Are you okay?"
Jiang Nan shrugged his shoulders towards his brother, with uncertainty in his eyes.He couldn't tell why Wang Heng insisted on taking the key back. "I'll keep it for you!"
"No! I'm not a person with limited capacity for civil conduct!"
"Brother Heng remembers the rules well!" Jiang Shengzhou answered, raised his arm and patted Jiangnan on the shoulder, teasing with a smile, "Your baby Heng is going to fly, I can't control it!"
Jiang Nan hurriedly said, "It's fine if your heart is with me." He raised his eyes and glanced at Wang Heng who was sitting on the edge of the sofa, like a child being bullied, or a weak person being bullied by school.His heart began to ache, he reached out and took out the key and handed it to Wang Heng, "Take it?"
Wang Heng didn't take the key, and looked down at the key for a while.He suddenly became disheartened, and suddenly realized that nothing in this world is the most important thing, since Jiang Nan wants it, let him forget it, what kind of ghost photo, what can it represent, Jiang Nan laughed at most, and teased him a few times In other words, let Jiangnan have fun, what can I be reluctant to part with.
"You put it away!" He whispered something.
Jiang's face was full of disbelief, and Wang Heng didn't want the key he offered on his own initiative. It's hard to imagine that the two had fought over this key just now.
"It can't be lost!" Wang Heng added.
"Was it lost?" Jiang Jiang asked.
"Lost it! Then you and I will have nowhere to go after we die!" After finishing speaking, Wang Heng got up and went upstairs without looking back.
"..." The three of them sat on the sofa and looked at each other.
"What do you mean?" Jiang Shengzhou couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked first.After a while, I asked myself and answered again, "Sounds like the key to open the gate of the underworld."
"The key to the mortuary?" Zhou Xingyuan said.
Jiang Nan's face turned dark after listening to the two talking, the key was too scary to hold in his hand, Heng Heng did it on purpose on time!
"Clean up and go to bed! It's getting late." Jiang Nan dropped this sentence, got up and went upstairs.
Jiang Nan went upstairs and pushed open the bedroom door. There was no one in the bedroom.Turning around and walking to the door of the study room, the door of the study room was not closed tightly, leaving a wide gap, through which Wang Heng could be seen standing behind the desk, writing something on the rice paper with a brush in his hand.
"Come in!" Wang Heng's voice came from behind the table.
Jiang Nan pushed the door open and walked in.Looking down at the content on the rice paper, it is "Qing Ping Le Zhu Yan Gradually Old" by Bai Pu of the Yuan Dynasty: Zhu Yan is getting old, how much gray hair grows?The spring breeze of peaches and plums has passed, leaving mulberry and elm in the afterglow.The land in the south of the Yangtze River is very dust-free, and the old man is in a cloud of idleness.If love kills Qingshan and does not go, Qingshan may not keep people.
After Wang Heng wrote the signature, signed his name and stamped his private seal, put down the brush, "I'll give it to you!"
Jiang Nan looked at the written content, looked up at Wang Heng, looked into his eyes carefully, tried to read his mood from the other's eyes at this time, put his hands on Wang Heng's shoulders and said: "Heng Heng will always be in my heart Not old, my arms will always be yours."
"Close your eyes!" Wang Heng said.
Jiang Nan closed his eyes obediently, thinking extremely well in his heart, imagining that Wang Heng could send him a rose-colored kiss.Who knew that Wang Heng had a smirk on his face, and his movements were clean and quick. He quickly dipped a large brush into the inkstone twice, raised the pen and added two beards to Jiangnan's face, and picked up the phone with the other hand to "click" "I took several pictures.
I just heard Jiangnan yelling in the study, "Hengheng, you are looking for death!" Wang Heng had already planned the escape route, and before Jiangnan could react, he used the fastest speed as if his butt was on fire. He hid in the opposite bedroom and locked the door inside.
Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan hurried upstairs when they heard the shout.Seeing Jiangnan rushing out of the study with a thick mustache painted on his face, he almost turned over laughing.
"No, Brother Zhou, I'm dying of laughter!" Zhou Xingyuan said while leaning against the wall on the second floor, covering his stomach with one hand.
Jiang Shengzhou was out of breath laughing behind him, and it took him a long time to hold back his laughter, "Brother Heng's drawing skills are pretty good, let's follow Lu Xun's drawing!" After finishing speaking, he leaned against the corridor wall and laughed loudly.Suddenly, as if remembering something, he took out his cell phone from his pocket.
"Jiangnan!" He suddenly called out Jiangnan.When Jiang Nan suddenly turned around, Jiang Shengzhou snapped a picture of him.
"Brother! You don't pay attention!" Jiang Nan was furious, and wanted to snatch his brother's cell phone, but it was empty.Jiang Nan found that he was pushed into the pit by Wang Heng, and there were two spectators watching the music beside the pit.
"Brother Zhou, I think it was drawn by Zhang Zuolin!" Zhou Xingyuan glanced at Jiangnan's face, and analyzed in detail: "Zhang Zuolin has a curved beard."
"Maybe Stalin!" Jiang Shengzhou continued.
The two of them discussed like someone's beard. They discussed happily, dancing and dancing, and didn't care about Jiangnan with the incomplete drawing on his face.
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded by the three of them, he was angry and wanted to laugh.
"Hurry up, Erle, I'll wash my face in a while!" Jiang Nan said with a haughty face.
"Jiangnan, you are being generalized by younger brother Heng!" Jiang Shengzhou never let go of the smile on his face, and he laughed heartily after he finished speaking.
Zhou Xingyuan's eyes lit up with stars, he leaned against the wall and grinned endlessly.
Jiang Nan came out after washing his face in the bathroom, reached out and knocked on the bedroom door, "Hengheng, open the door!"
Jiang Nan thought he would have to wait for a while, but he didn't know that the door opened suddenly, and Wang Heng pulled him in with a strong force.Wang Heng, holding his pajamas, came out of the bedroom and ran into the bathroom, where he locked the door again.
Jiangnan: "..."
Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan laughed again when they saw that Jiangnan hadn't caught anyone.
"Stop laughing! Take Xingyuan to eat iron pot stew tomorrow?" Jiang Nan said.
"Success, let Xingyuan see the characteristics of Northeast China!" Jiang Shengzhou continued.
"No problem!" Zhou Xingyuan said.
After Wang Heng took a shower, brushed his teeth and cleaned up, he walked out of the bathroom swaggeringly.Seeing the person walking out, Jiang Nan was stunned for a few seconds, forgetting to arrest him.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Wang Heng walked into the bedroom blatantly.
Jiang Shengzhou: "..."
Zhou Xingyuan: "..."
Jiang Nan looked up at Jiang Shengzhou, pointed at Wang Heng's back and said, "Aren't you a little arrogant?"
"That's quite arrogant!" Jiang Shengzhou smiled playfully.
"Forget it, take a shower and sleep!" Jiang Nan took the clothes into the bathroom.Jiang Shengzhou sent Zhou Xingyuan downstairs, and the corridor became silent again.
The author has something to say: Laughter Theater
Qiao Shuai: Third child, where did you go to play today?
Zhou Xingyuan: I didn't go out, I watched a martial arts movie!
Liu Qiusong: Who played it?Does it look good?
Zhou Xingyuan: Looks good! The fourth child and Jiang Nan starred!
Qiao Shuai: ...
Liu Qiusong: Is the dog food finished?
Qiao Shuai: Video please!Don't say it's useless!
Liu Qiusong: Video please!
Zhou Xingyuan: [Video]
Qiao Shuai: ...
Liu Qiusong: ...
Qiao Shuai: Jiangnan's sweetheart has changed from a rose to a cactus!
Liu Qiusong: The singing nightingale has become a bald eagle!
Zhou Xingyuan: [wiping sweat]
He put down the teapot, picked up the teacup and poured three cups of tea one by one. "Brother, why did Heng Heng go upstairs?"
"I didn't say anything, I just went upstairs!" He blew on the teacup and took a sip, "You won't be angry, will you?"
"No!" Jiang Nan said with certainty. "I guess it's time to go to the study! Xingyuan drinks tea and tastes Pu'er!"
"Try it!" Zhou Xingyuan took the tea and took a sip, "Mmm, it's very fragrant!"
Upstairs, Wang Heng had already searched quietly in the bedroom where Jiang Shengzhou slept, on the bed, under the pillow, and in the bedside table.In the cloakroom, Jiang Shengzhou's coat had already been touched, but nothing was found.He wiped the sweat from his brow, sighed deeply, and was short of a body search.
At this moment, he had already paced around the study room several times, lowering his head in thought for a while, rubbing his chin for a while, thinking for a long time, he took a pair of pointed reset forceps for surgery from the drawer, put them into the pocket of the sweater, and went downstairs at a steady pace.
When he arrived at the living room, he didn't rush to sit down on the sofa. He looked around secretly, looking for the right time to come to Jiang Shengzhou's side.At this moment, Jiang Nan was sitting on the single sofa by himself, while Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan were sitting on the big sofa.
Seeing this, Wang Heng picked up the teacup and sat next to Zhou Xingyuan. He touched the teacup and found it was no longer hot, so he took a sip.
Next to him, Zhou Xingyuan was chatting with Jiang Shengzhou, he asked with a smile, "Xingyuan, is your arm injured?"
"Brother Heng, why don't you ask me?" Jiang Shengzhou interjected from the side.After finishing speaking, he rolled up his sleeves and showed it to Wang Heng.
Wang Heng blinked, ignored him, and turned to Zhou Xingyuan instead, "Where's your arm? Let me see!"
Without saying a word, Zhou Xingyuan rolled up the sleeves of his shirt to the elbow, stretched out his smooth arm, "It's not injured, just a piece of bruise! Take a look." After speaking, he stretched it out to show Wang Heng.
The tea in Wang Heng's hand bumped into it with his outstretched arm and spilled more than half of the cup. The place where the tea was spilled was very suitable, and it all spilled on Zhou Xingyuan's pants.
In an instant, Zhou Xingyuan felt the heat on his thighs, and if he sprinkled more, it would be like taking a hot bath.This sudden situation made him stop stretching his arms immediately, and his face was stunned for a few seconds.
Jiang Shengzhou saw that Zhou Xingyuan's pants were splashed with water, so he quickly wiped them off, "Go back to the room and change!"
"I'm sorry, fourth! I'm going to change my pants!" He quickly got up and ran back to the bedroom to change.
Jiang Nan lowered his head to drink tea just now, and didn't pay attention to the situation here. When he raised his head, Zhou Xingyuan's pants were already wet.Wang Heng got up with an excuse, stood in front of the coffee table, and refilled his teacup with the teapot. After pouring the tea, he raised his head and said to Jiangnan: "Go to the kitchen in Jiangnan and bring the cherries, and cut some cantaloupe by the way, just drink tea. OK?"
Hearing this, Jiang Nan got up, put the teacup back on the coffee table, and entered the kitchen.
Seeing that everyone was leaving, Wang Heng took the opportunity to sit next to Jiang Shengzhou when he sat down.He put down the cup in his hand, "Show me your arm!"
"Why?" Jiang Shengzhou said.
"Didn't you let me take a look?" Wang Heng asked back, "The most skilled orthopedic doctor will check it for you!"
"That's a good relationship!" Jiang Shengzhou said with a smile.
"Stretch your arms! Neck up, look at the ceiling!" Wang Heng said. "I said let it go, you put it down again!"
Wang Heng roughly checked his arm, then lifted the hem of the sweater to see if his back was injured, and at the same time blocked Jiang Shengzhou's sight with his side.
"Brother Zhou, have you ever broken a bone?" While checking, he talked about the topic, trying to divert Jiang Shengzhou's attention.
"I broke a bone once!" Jiang Shengzhou replied, still happy that Wang Heng cared about him so much.
"Have you ever made a steel nail?" Wang Heng asked a question intentionally or unintentionally, and his eyes had already landed on Jiang Shengzhou's trouser pocket.He took out the reset pliers and checked, but there was nothing on the left side.He struggled to turn to the right again, and began to find some irrelevant topics in his mouth. Jiang Shengzhou thought that Wang Heng knew the medical history. While talking about his fracture history, he showed off his dangerous arrest experience to show his bravery. image.
Wang Heng's topic was thrown just right every time. After probing for a long time, he finally found the key in the back trouser pocket beside Jiang Shengzhou. The trouser pocket still had a button. .
"Brother Zhou, lie down! Let me check your spine!" Wang Heng said.Then he said: "You continue to talk about the case just now, did you find anyone later?"
Jiang Shengzhou lay obediently on the sofa. While Wang Heng pressed his spine hard with one hand, he took the opportunity to unbutton his back trouser pocket while his attention was still on the case with the other hand, and quickly hooked the key ring with reset pliers.
He was so happy that there were no words to express it, like a fox that had eaten fat, staring at his key with full eyes.How did he know that when he was happy, the hand pressing his spine loosened, and Jiang Shengzhou sensed something was wrong.When the key was a quarter short of being hooked out by the reset pliers, Jiang Shengzhou reached out and grabbed it suddenly.
Wang Heng was so frightened that he almost jumped up, his hand was still holding on to the reset pliers and he didn't let go, his face was defeated, like a banner that fell after losing a battle.
"Brother Heng, yes!" Jiang Shengzhou looked surprised, more excited than Columbus discovering the New World.
"Brother Heng, Brother Zhou gave you a thumbs up! Your skills are no less than the professional pickpockets near the shoe city!"
Hearing his brother Zhou's sarcasm and sarcasm, Wang Heng held back his face and didn't step on it.
At this time, Jiangnan had already entered the living room with fruit, and seeing his brother's back was exposed, Wang Heng was pressing the spine with one hand, and seemed to be holding something in the other hand, "What are you doing?" He asked with a worried expression.
"Brother, he played tricks with me, and the key was almost stolen." Jiang Shengzhou snatched the key, raised Wang Heng's wrist holding the reset pliers, and took the opportunity to take the reset pliers from his hand.
Wang Heng let go of his hand resentfully, sneered, and looked up at Jiangnan.He was caught and revealed himself, with his mouth covered all over and he couldn't tell.
Jiang Nan put the fruit on the coffee table, his eyes had already seen clearly what Wang Heng was holding in his hand, he fiddled with it for a long time, and sent himself away to steal something.
"Hengheng, that's amazing! All the tools are on!" Jiang Nan smiled.
"So-so, not as good as your police!" Wang Heng said boldly.
Jiang Shengzhou turned over and got up from the sofa, holding the key in one hand, shaking the reset pliers with the other hand, "What kind of tool is this? Brother Heng!" He raised his hand and threw the key directly to Jiangnan, who grabbed it in his hand.
Zhou Xingyuan had already changed his pants and came out of the bedroom. Seeing Jiang Shengzhou holding tools in his hand, he asked suspiciously, "What are you doing with this? It's for surgery."
Jiang Shengzhou: "..."
"Brother Heng is amazing! He's already a professional guy!" Seeing Wang Heng's deflated face, Jiang Shengzhou took a closer look at the reset pliers, studied it, and laughed. "Fortunately, I responded in time!"
At this time, Wang Heng's expression returned to calm, and he didn't feel ashamed at all because he was caught stealing. Instead, he looked calm.
Seeing what Jiang Shengzhou said, he laughed at himself: "Yes! But he was still caught!"
Zhou Xingyuan was at a loss again, not knowing what happened just now.
"Jiangnan, how cunning he is! After so long, he tricked me!" Jiang Shengzhou hurriedly complained to Jiangnan, "I thought he really cared about me! He was beautiful for a long time! It turned out that he was just fooling me, just for this key." In a blink of an eye, he was sad again He paused and said, "Brother Heng, you have hurt your Brother Zhou thoroughly!"
"Think clearly, this key is mine!" Wang Heng said unhurriedly.He turned his head and saw that Jiangnan was not far from him, and the key was in Jiangnan's hand. He reached out and slowly took a sip of the teacup, and then slowly put it down.
"Jiangnan, he just spilled water on Zhou Xingyuan's pants on purpose!" Jiang Shengzhou began to fall into the police's reasoning problem. "Then send you away, lend me the opportunity to check, put me on the sofa and start waiting for the opportunity to commit crimes!"
Seeing that Jiang Nan was listening to his brother's analysis carefully, Wang Heng immediately got up and ran for the key in Jiang Nan's hand.Jiang Nan was taken aback by Wang Heng's surprise attack, and took a step back in an instant, thankful that he reacted quickly and was almost caught by his baby Heng.
Wang Heng didn't succeed in a single blow. Seeing Jiangnan's hind legs, he jumped up and punched Jiangnan quickly, without giving Jiangnan a chance to breathe.
Jiang Shengzhou didn't expect the two of them to be able to fight. Wang Heng's sudden move surprised him. It's really a martial arts show, which is something to watch.
Zhou Xingyuan was stunned, and he didn't know why the two suddenly started fighting again. "Brother Zhou, are you okay? Why don't you stop me?" He asked worriedly.
"What are you stopping? It's hard to see the two of them fighting with force!" Jiang Shengzhou said excitedly.
"..."
Zhou Xingyuan was even more confused, and there is such a brother, it is really not a big deal to watch the excitement.
Wang Heng kicked out with a whip leg, and Jiang Nan quickly dodged to dodge. Just as he dodged, Wang Heng threw a left punch in front of him.The two of you punched me and kicked me, and it was indistinguishable, and the winner was not determined.
Jiang Shengzhou was afraid of being affected, so he dragged Zhou Xingyuan to hide by the French window of the balcony, completely freeing up space for the two of them to display their strengths.
Zhou Xingyuan stared dumbfounded, and tugged at Jiang Shengzhou's arm, "Brother Zhou! The fourth child is not in the slightest!"
"Then look! You are usually fooled!" Jiang Shengzhou narrowed his eyes with a smile, he hadn't seen such a wonderful duel for a long time. "A frail and bookish look on his face is not enough to scare you!"
"Isn't it? In the hospital, we are all treated like flowers!"
"This skill!" Zhou Xingyuan became excited, his eyes sparkling. "Isn't it real?" He asked worriedly.
"No, neither of them will admit defeat, let's compete!" Jiang Shengzhou said. "Besides, Jiangnan is reluctant! If it is broken, he should feel sorry for himself! It's a baby!"
"Hengheng, are you going to rest?" Jiang Nan asked while panting.
"What are you waiting for! Hand over the key!" Wang Heng said.
"I haven't given up yet!" Jiang Nan smiled. "There's no door, unless you tell me what's inside!"
"You don't need to know now!"
"Then don't think about it, the key is in my hand anyway." With a slight smile on his face, Jiang Nan deliberately shook the key ring at Wang Heng.
Wang Heng held back his hands, his expression remained indifferent, with a sneer on the corner of his mouth, but his lungs exploded with anger inside, thinking of the Northeast dialect, which is a bastard's hole in the stove-suffocation and anger.He sat on the sofa and picked up the teacup. He didn't pay attention to his image, and directly drank half of the cup in one go.
Jiang Nan was sweating from the beating, his chest was twitching, and he was panting slightly. Seeing Wang Heng sitting down, he also walked to the coffee table, poured a cup of tea, and took a big gulp.
"I really don't feel sorry for me! When I hit me, I didn't say how hard I would accept it." Jiang Nan began to complain.
"Give me the key, I feel sorry for you right away!" Wang Heng put the teacup on the tea table with a "snap", and said with a serious face.
"You gave it to me, and I didn't snatch it!" Jiang Nan said forcefully, without letting go.He knew that there must be something in the safe that Wang Heng didn't want him to see, and he wanted to take it back. He guessed that he might have searched all over the house, and finally found his brother. He was in a hurry to do it today. After all, the holiday is not over yet. A few days.
As soon as Jiang Nan's voice fell, Wang Heng felt that several nerves in his brain were broken. He suppressed the anger of Mars, picked up the fruit plate on the table, grabbed a piece of cantaloupe with his hands and took a bite. The sweetness of cantaloupe It made him lose a few sparks, and he ate three pieces of honeydew melon in one go, and ate several pieces of watermelon.
Seeing Wang Heng ignoring him, Jiang Nan started to eat while holding the fruit plate, feeling a little worried, "Eat slowly! No one will grab it!"
Wang Heng suddenly turned his head and stared at him, "You stole my key!" After finishing speaking, he slapped the fruit plate on the table and raised his voice.
Seeing that the two seemed about to quarrel, Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan also came over from the balcony and sat on the sofa.Jiang Shengzhou secretly poked Jiangnan's arm, and asked with a look, "Are you okay?"
Jiang Nan shrugged his shoulders towards his brother, with uncertainty in his eyes.He couldn't tell why Wang Heng insisted on taking the key back. "I'll keep it for you!"
"No! I'm not a person with limited capacity for civil conduct!"
"Brother Heng remembers the rules well!" Jiang Shengzhou answered, raised his arm and patted Jiangnan on the shoulder, teasing with a smile, "Your baby Heng is going to fly, I can't control it!"
Jiang Nan hurriedly said, "It's fine if your heart is with me." He raised his eyes and glanced at Wang Heng who was sitting on the edge of the sofa, like a child being bullied, or a weak person being bullied by school.His heart began to ache, he reached out and took out the key and handed it to Wang Heng, "Take it?"
Wang Heng didn't take the key, and looked down at the key for a while.He suddenly became disheartened, and suddenly realized that nothing in this world is the most important thing, since Jiang Nan wants it, let him forget it, what kind of ghost photo, what can it represent, Jiang Nan laughed at most, and teased him a few times In other words, let Jiangnan have fun, what can I be reluctant to part with.
"You put it away!" He whispered something.
Jiang's face was full of disbelief, and Wang Heng didn't want the key he offered on his own initiative. It's hard to imagine that the two had fought over this key just now.
"It can't be lost!" Wang Heng added.
"Was it lost?" Jiang Jiang asked.
"Lost it! Then you and I will have nowhere to go after we die!" After finishing speaking, Wang Heng got up and went upstairs without looking back.
"..." The three of them sat on the sofa and looked at each other.
"What do you mean?" Jiang Shengzhou couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked first.After a while, I asked myself and answered again, "Sounds like the key to open the gate of the underworld."
"The key to the mortuary?" Zhou Xingyuan said.
Jiang Nan's face turned dark after listening to the two talking, the key was too scary to hold in his hand, Heng Heng did it on purpose on time!
"Clean up and go to bed! It's getting late." Jiang Nan dropped this sentence, got up and went upstairs.
Jiang Nan went upstairs and pushed open the bedroom door. There was no one in the bedroom.Turning around and walking to the door of the study room, the door of the study room was not closed tightly, leaving a wide gap, through which Wang Heng could be seen standing behind the desk, writing something on the rice paper with a brush in his hand.
"Come in!" Wang Heng's voice came from behind the table.
Jiang Nan pushed the door open and walked in.Looking down at the content on the rice paper, it is "Qing Ping Le Zhu Yan Gradually Old" by Bai Pu of the Yuan Dynasty: Zhu Yan is getting old, how much gray hair grows?The spring breeze of peaches and plums has passed, leaving mulberry and elm in the afterglow.The land in the south of the Yangtze River is very dust-free, and the old man is in a cloud of idleness.If love kills Qingshan and does not go, Qingshan may not keep people.
After Wang Heng wrote the signature, signed his name and stamped his private seal, put down the brush, "I'll give it to you!"
Jiang Nan looked at the written content, looked up at Wang Heng, looked into his eyes carefully, tried to read his mood from the other's eyes at this time, put his hands on Wang Heng's shoulders and said: "Heng Heng will always be in my heart Not old, my arms will always be yours."
"Close your eyes!" Wang Heng said.
Jiang Nan closed his eyes obediently, thinking extremely well in his heart, imagining that Wang Heng could send him a rose-colored kiss.Who knew that Wang Heng had a smirk on his face, and his movements were clean and quick. He quickly dipped a large brush into the inkstone twice, raised the pen and added two beards to Jiangnan's face, and picked up the phone with the other hand to "click" "I took several pictures.
I just heard Jiangnan yelling in the study, "Hengheng, you are looking for death!" Wang Heng had already planned the escape route, and before Jiangnan could react, he used the fastest speed as if his butt was on fire. He hid in the opposite bedroom and locked the door inside.
Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan hurried upstairs when they heard the shout.Seeing Jiangnan rushing out of the study with a thick mustache painted on his face, he almost turned over laughing.
"No, Brother Zhou, I'm dying of laughter!" Zhou Xingyuan said while leaning against the wall on the second floor, covering his stomach with one hand.
Jiang Shengzhou was out of breath laughing behind him, and it took him a long time to hold back his laughter, "Brother Heng's drawing skills are pretty good, let's follow Lu Xun's drawing!" After finishing speaking, he leaned against the corridor wall and laughed loudly.Suddenly, as if remembering something, he took out his cell phone from his pocket.
"Jiangnan!" He suddenly called out Jiangnan.When Jiang Nan suddenly turned around, Jiang Shengzhou snapped a picture of him.
"Brother! You don't pay attention!" Jiang Nan was furious, and wanted to snatch his brother's cell phone, but it was empty.Jiang Nan found that he was pushed into the pit by Wang Heng, and there were two spectators watching the music beside the pit.
"Brother Zhou, I think it was drawn by Zhang Zuolin!" Zhou Xingyuan glanced at Jiangnan's face, and analyzed in detail: "Zhang Zuolin has a curved beard."
"Maybe Stalin!" Jiang Shengzhou continued.
The two of them discussed like someone's beard. They discussed happily, dancing and dancing, and didn't care about Jiangnan with the incomplete drawing on his face.
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded by the three of them, he was angry and wanted to laugh.
"Hurry up, Erle, I'll wash my face in a while!" Jiang Nan said with a haughty face.
"Jiangnan, you are being generalized by younger brother Heng!" Jiang Shengzhou never let go of the smile on his face, and he laughed heartily after he finished speaking.
Zhou Xingyuan's eyes lit up with stars, he leaned against the wall and grinned endlessly.
Jiang Nan came out after washing his face in the bathroom, reached out and knocked on the bedroom door, "Hengheng, open the door!"
Jiang Nan thought he would have to wait for a while, but he didn't know that the door opened suddenly, and Wang Heng pulled him in with a strong force.Wang Heng, holding his pajamas, came out of the bedroom and ran into the bathroom, where he locked the door again.
Jiangnan: "..."
Jiang Shengzhou and Zhou Xingyuan laughed again when they saw that Jiangnan hadn't caught anyone.
"Stop laughing! Take Xingyuan to eat iron pot stew tomorrow?" Jiang Nan said.
"Success, let Xingyuan see the characteristics of Northeast China!" Jiang Shengzhou continued.
"No problem!" Zhou Xingyuan said.
After Wang Heng took a shower, brushed his teeth and cleaned up, he walked out of the bathroom swaggeringly.Seeing the person walking out, Jiang Nan was stunned for a few seconds, forgetting to arrest him.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Wang Heng walked into the bedroom blatantly.
Jiang Shengzhou: "..."
Zhou Xingyuan: "..."
Jiang Nan looked up at Jiang Shengzhou, pointed at Wang Heng's back and said, "Aren't you a little arrogant?"
"That's quite arrogant!" Jiang Shengzhou smiled playfully.
"Forget it, take a shower and sleep!" Jiang Nan took the clothes into the bathroom.Jiang Shengzhou sent Zhou Xingyuan downstairs, and the corridor became silent again.
The author has something to say: Laughter Theater
Qiao Shuai: Third child, where did you go to play today?
Zhou Xingyuan: I didn't go out, I watched a martial arts movie!
Liu Qiusong: Who played it?Does it look good?
Zhou Xingyuan: Looks good! The fourth child and Jiang Nan starred!
Qiao Shuai: ...
Liu Qiusong: Is the dog food finished?
Qiao Shuai: Video please!Don't say it's useless!
Liu Qiusong: Video please!
Zhou Xingyuan: [Video]
Qiao Shuai: ...
Liu Qiusong: ...
Qiao Shuai: Jiangnan's sweetheart has changed from a rose to a cactus!
Liu Qiusong: The singing nightingale has become a bald eagle!
Zhou Xingyuan: [wiping sweat]
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