Police Tom and Doctor Jerry

When he came back at night, Jiangnan sat on the sofa after taking a shower and watched TV for a while. When he saw Wang Heng coming out in his pajamas after taking a shower, he stretched out his hand to signal him to sit in his arms.

"Give me the key?"

"No!" Jiang Nan said sharply.He asked again, "Would you still give me a hug?"

"Uh, give me a hug for a while!" Sitting in Jiangnan's arms, he said, "Massage my shoulders again."

"are you tired?"

"Ok!"

"Carry you back to the house?" He grabbed Fang's arm, squatted down, and lifted him up.

"Slow down, look at the stairs!" Wang Heng reminded, and then began to boast, "How considerate of me!"

Jiang Nan curled his lips, "You treat your husband like a donkey, are you still considerate?"

"Obviously you want to carry me! Otherwise, why bring lightning home?" Wang Heng said with a smile lying on his back.

Jiang Nan blushed, and pinched Wang Heng's leg with a little force, "You know how to tease me! I won't do anything if I suffer!"

"Who said that? The three of you teamed up to lie to me, and I haven't settled with you yet! You still blame me for arresting people!" Wang Heng put out the bamboo tubes one by one like pouring beans.

"Isn't that worried about you! I almost fainted from fright! I was afraid that you would be stupid and rush up!" Jiang Nan blushed just now, and now it is even redder. Fortunately, Wang Heng couldn't see his face because he was carrying the other party behind his back.

"How can I be so stupid!" Wang Heng moved back and forth on his back, and Jiang Nan's back was about to become unstable.

"You are not stupid, but you are cruel!" Jiang Nan whispered.

The two finally walked to the door of the bedroom slowly. Jiang Nan didn't turn on the headlights, but only turned on the wall lights. The dim light could only cover the side of the bed.

He put the man on the bed, Wang Heng lifted the quilt and lay down in it, Jiang Nan followed him into bed, and reached out to turn off the wall light.He hugged the other party from behind, and moved forward again, but it wasn't enough, so he moved again until he stuck to the other party's back.

"A few more squeezes, and I'm going to fall off the bed!" Wang Heng teased with his eyes closed.

Jiang Nan's hand on the opponent's waist reached out and pinched the opponent's side waist, "Just trying to run on me!"

"Go to sleep!"

"Would you like to go down?"

"You said the same thing yesterday!"

Before Wang Heng could say another word, he was forcefully pushed back by the staff behind him, and he was kissed ruthlessly before he could speak.

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"Hengheng, you can shout out!" Jiang Nan coaxed.

"No! It will affect the image!" Wang Heng was still awake at the critical moment, and resolutely refused, "And the walls have ears!"

When Jiang Nan thought that his brother was sleeping next door, he almost burst out laughing, "Hengheng, don't make fun of me!"

Jiang Nan was as attentive as a servant, got up and went to the bathroom to take a shower, and then came back with a basin of warm water and a towel.After wiping the bed for a long time, I changed the bed sheet to finish the job.

Wang Heng was lazily lying on the bed, seeing Jiang Nan coming back, "Our bed is probably going to be short-lived."

"It will definitely not collapse!"

Jiang Nan waited for a long time for the reply from the other party, but there was no movement. He propped up his upper body and saw that he was already asleep.

"Worried about the short life of the bed, why don't you worry about killing me?" Jiang Nan resented, and became jealous with the bed.

In a blink of an eye, he started to feel depressed again. Tomorrow is his birthday, and his Hengheng seems to have completely forgotten about it. He really didn't take himself at ease!

His heart seemed like a piece of fresh meat that was casually thrown into the refrigerator after buying it. It was so cold that it was frozen into icicles.

I didn't succeed last year because people ran away and didn't think about it at all.For him, it's not how important the birthday is, he just wants to spend a holiday with the other party with just the two of them.

After thinking about it for a long time, drowsiness swept over him. Instead, there was no dream all night, and Zhou Gong and Zhuang Zhou didn't see each other.

The morning light was slightly dew, and the sun hadn't even fully exposed his forehead, when he saw the person beside the bed kicking Jiangnan awake.

"Get up and make breakfast!"

The legs that can kick the prisoner are by no means ordinary legs. The kick of Dali King Kong's legs shocked Jiangnan. He sat up instantly, raised his wrist and looked at his watch with sleepy eyes, "It's only 06:30!" Seeing it was still early, the body fell straight back on the bed again.

"I'm hungry!"

"Sleepy! Don't remember!"

"I'm hungry!"

"Sleepy!"

"I'm hungry!" Seeing that he couldn't get up, Wang Heng took Jiangnan's arm and began to chew.

"Get up! Get up! Don't gnaw!" Jiangnan suffered from pain, helplessly endured the drowsiness, put on his pajamas, rolled over and got out of bed, dragged on his slippers like a walking zombie, almost couldn't find Bei, He bumped against the bedroom door before he touched the door and walked out top-heavy.

The whole person walked towards the kitchen like a ghost, and when he passed the dining room, "Huh!" He rubbed his eyes, thinking that he had misread, rubbed his eyes again, and a large bouquet of white roses on the dining table dazzled his eyes , Hua's waist is still pierced with a dazzling royal blue ribbon, and the long ribbon has hung down to the edge of the dining table.

Next to it stood a cake, a large square gift box and a small jewelry box.

He covered his sore nose with his hand, as if he couldn't believe it was real.Jiang Nan walked towards the table step by step, each step full of affection.He picked up the bouquet of white roses on the table, sniffed the flowers vigorously with his nose, "This is Hengheng's white rose." At this moment, he remembered the poem "Nightingale" that Wang Heng gave him.

"So you haven't forgotten anything! Remember everything!"

After smelling enough roses, he remembered the gift box next to him.He picked up the jewelry box and opened it. Inside was an emerald safety buckle, the style was exactly the same as the one he bought, and the back was also inlaid with gold. He guessed that it must have been re-made by someone.

He untied the ribbon of the big gift box again, and took off the top box. The gift inside was beyond his expectation.They are two figurines about 20 centimeters high, one is him in a police uniform, and the other is his counterpart in a white coat.

He sat down with his hands on the edge of the table, hugging the two dolls to his chest like a baby. "Thank you, I have received your wish." He stared at the doll and said softly.After looking at it for a while, he liked it more and more, his eyes fixed on it intently, and the corners of his mouth curled up with a smile.Leaning slightly, he showed his white teeth.

He was reluctant to let go of the doll, as if letting go would fly like a kite with a broken string, then he lowered his head and kissed the doll in a white coat, as if kissing a real person.

Jiang Nan fell into W Nixiong's honey pot, and Wang Heng's honey covered his heart and face. Now he is pickled in honey, like candied dates, sweet from inside to outside.

He was dumbfounded for a while, then blank for a while.After a while, he finally got up and went into the kitchen.Now he is no longer sleepy, he does not walk like a wandering spirit, and he is no longer top-heavy. He is like Popeye who just ate spinach.

Waiting for Jiang Shengzhou to stretch out from the bedroom, lazily came out, and ran to the dining room, seeing the table full of flowers and breakfast, he almost jumped in fright.

"What the hell?" he asked, pointing to the flowers on the table.

"Don't tell me it's yours?"

His eyes finally fell on the breakfast: sea cucumber and millet porridge, shrimp dumplings, fried eggs, bean paste spring rolls, cold bamboo shoots, cold fungus broccoli with milk, fruit compote.

"Does breakfast have to be so rich?" Jiang Shengzhou smacked his lips, reached out and squeezed a shrimp dumpling and threw it into his mouth.

Jiangnan was putting plates on the dining table after finishing his work, and said with a smile on his face, "Don't move around, it's all from Hengheng."

"You treat him too differently!" Jiang Shengzhou stared at the food and then at the gift box next to him.

"What is this?" He looked curious, wanting to know what was inside.

"What's the matter? Are these flowers yours?" Jiang Shengzhou turned his head to stare at the bouquet of roses again, and began to ask.Now he looks like a student with a strong thirst for knowledge, with a ignorant expression.

Jiang Nan was dizzy from being turned around by his brother, "Hurry up and find a place to sit down, don't walk around the table!"

"The flowers are mine, and the gift is mine, do you understand?" Jiang Nan answered his question in one go.

"..."

Jiang Shengzhou suddenly realized when he saw the cake next to him, and then remembered that today is Jiangnan's birthday. He lowered his voice and asked, "Brother Heng sent it?"

Jiang Nan replied with a "hmm".

Jiang Shengzhou stared at the roses and sighed, "Brother Heng, you are so generous!" He looked up at Jiangnan, "Did you get knocked out by his roses?"

Jiang Nan gave his brother a blank look, "How could it be that he was knocked out? It was sweet!"

Jiang Shengzhou turned his head to look at the gift box next to him, feeling a little worried, "It seems that I can't compare with Brother Heng for what I give you!"

"If you don't hurt me a few words, and be a light bulb a few times, I will burn high incense." Jiang Nan said.

Jiang Shengzhou laughed embarrassingly, "Talk like I'm fine and listen to you two corners every day!"

Soon, Zhou Xingyuan also came out of the bedroom, entered the dining room, and was startled when he saw the dining table.

"what's the situation?"

"Why are there still roses?"

"And cakes and gifts?" He widened his eyes, "Which one of you has a birthday?"

"Guess!" Jiang Shengzhou said with a smile as he played charades.

"Could it be the fourth birthday?" Zhou Xingyuan sat on the dining chair with his arms resting on the back of the chair, analyzing with reason, "I think sending roses is like Jiangnan style."

Jiang Nan looked up at Zhou Xingyuan who was walking over, "Why is it my style to send roses?"

"You want to pick the moon and give it to the fourth child. Isn't it normal to send roses?" Zhou Xingyuan said in a relaxed tone, as if nothing Jiangnan did was unexpected.

"..."

Jiangnan was blocked and had nothing to say, let alone, he really wanted to pick the moon for Wang Heng!

Jiang Shengzhou sat and laughed for a long time when he saw his younger brother slumped.

"Stop laughing! Is it over?" Zhou Xingyuan saw that Jiang Shengzhou knew how to laugh, and completely forgot about the announcement of the answer. He raised his hand and waved in front of Jiang Shengzhou, "Is my guess right?"

"Your fourth brother gave it!"

"Impossible!" Zhou Xingyuan denied it outright, with a very confident tone, "It's a reward for our fourth child to take a look at others! But definitely except for Jiangnan."

Hearing this, Jiang Shengzhou turned his head to look at Jiangnan, "Did you hear that? Brother Heng treats you very well!"

At this moment, Jiang Nan looked at the two people too unpleasantly, and his heart was warm, and the two of them poured cold water on their heads.

The three of them were talking, Wang Heng finished washing upstairs, put on a loose pink sweater and went downstairs with his still sleepy head on his head.

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