Police Tom and Doctor Jerry

Night has already fallen, the sky has drawn a black prelude, and the smoggy sky has covered the stars.

The three of them went out, and the cold wind blew directly over. Jiang Nan held Wang Heng's shoulders, trying to block the wind for the other party.When they arrived at the parking lot, Xiao Gao respectfully opened the car door for Wang Heng. After Wang Heng and Jiang Nan got into the car at the back, Xiao Gao went around to the front of the car and took the driver's seat.

"My brother is finishing up there! He comes to our house when it's over!"

Wang Heng responded, and then explained: "Xiao Gao will come to pick up Brother Zhou in a while."

"Okay! Boss!" Xiao Gao said.

"Let's go!" Wang Heng said.

During the Spring Festival, the whole road was lonely and deserted, and I arrived home in less than 10 minutes.Wang Heng went directly upstairs to take a shower, changed his clothes, turned around and went into the bedroom.

After taking a shower, Jiang Nan took a pot of tea and a cup into the room, and drew the curtains.Wang Heng slept peacefully, lying on his right side, with one hand under his cheek, like a child who was too tired from playing or studying his homework.

Jiang Nan didn't have the heart to wake him up, squatting beside the bed and staring for a long time before getting up.

Wang Heng woke up after not sleeping for a long time. He opened his eyes, turned around, and got up with his arms propped up. "woke up?"

"Want tea?"

"drink!"

Jiang Nan took a cup of tea and came to the bed. He stared at Wang Heng, examining every expression on his face, "Heng Heng, don't you want to talk about what happened to those men in black yesterday?"

"Xiao Gao Sanda Club!" Wang Heng lowered his head and drank a cup of tea, then handed it to Jiangnan.

"Do you really think I'm a gangster?" He teased with a smile, "But many people want me to be the boss!"

"Where do you know these people?" Jiang Nan asked.

"No matter where you stay for a long time, you will know a lot of people!" After finishing speaking, he leaned back on the bed, and fell back on the bed again, "Knowing a lot of people, there will be many stories, life will not be lonely." Then he laughed Said: "You don't have to worry about me, I will never step on the red line, and I will not harm anyone. I still want to go to heaven after death!"

Hearing what he said, Jiang Nan felt uncomfortable. He could hear the vicissitudes and loneliness in the other party's heart.

"Hengheng, I love you so much! You make me very worried." Jiang Nan said.

"There is nothing to worry about!" Wang Heng put his arms under his head, looked up at Jiangnan who was sitting by the bed, "Isn't there you?"

"But it feels like I can't help you?" Jiang Nan said disappointedly.

Wang Heng smiled, and lightly kicked the opponent's waist with his foot, "Didn't you help me today? I also asked for the money back by the way!" After speaking, he gave Jiang Nan a thumbs up. "My brother Nan is awesome!"

"Baby Heng cooperates well!" Jiang Nan smiled and bent over and said. "As soon as you mentioned lightning, I understood. I asked someone to bring two police dogs."

Wang Heng sighed for a long time, and expressed emotion, "If you don't feel pain, you don't know how to have a long memory."

"Well, let's talk when the money comes back!" Jiang Nan stroked the other party's bangs. "Aren't you still meeting?"

"It's not enough time, let's stay with you for a while." Wang Heng said.

"I love this sentence, it's hard to expect you to take the initiative!" Jiang Nan said with a smile.

"You can take the initiative!"

Why didn't he want to take the initiative, Jiang Nan rubbed the other party's hair, "I'm afraid you will be annoying! In my eyes, you don't seem to need anything, and you can handle everything by yourself!"

Wang Heng stood up, grabbed Jiang Nan's hand, and stared deeply into his eyes, "I also need it, and I need the home you gave me. The phone is ringing, answer it first!"

"Jiangnan, open the door for me! The doorbell has been ringing for a long time! Did you two go into the bedroom again!" Jiang Shengzhou yelled on the phone.The voice was too loud, Jiang Nan moved the phone away from his ear, "I'll open the door!"

"Well, I get up too!"

"You two are really good!" Jiang Shengzhou took off his coat and handed it to Jiangnan, complaining while changing his shoes.

"Pour me a cup of tea!" Jiang Shengzhou went straight to the living room, smelling of hotel alcohol and cigarettes, and fell directly on the sofa.

Jiang Nan handed over a cup of tea, "Are you done?"

"It's over! They all went home honestly!" Jiang Shengzhou took a big sip of tea, and most of the tea went down, "Fortunately, I got the money back! Yesterday was too particular!"

After finishing speaking, he took another sip, "Brother Heng is being cruel!" He put the teacup on the tea table, turned to look at Jiangnan, "I said you two punched well together! Now Bao Sier Losing his wife and losing his army, he was almost in it, completely honest! Your baby Heng will be the big brother in the circle from now on, and he will beat anyone who refuses to accept it!"

"I'm the eldest brother's daughter-in-law!" Jiang Nan laughed at himself.

Jiang Shengzhou pushed Jiangnan with his hand, "You are quite self-aware!"

"Brother Zhou, you're back!" Wang Heng went downstairs and walked towards the living room.

"I'm just praising the two of you for punching well!" Seeing Wang Heng approaching, Jiang Shengzhou greeted with a smile, "Come here!"

"You still want to praise me later!" Wang Heng pretended to be mysterious and sat next to Jiang Shengzhou.

"Is there something good?" Jiang Shengzhou turned around and asked with a smile. "What's the matter? My disgraced life is about to see the light of day?"

"That's right!" Wang Heng nodded, "Whoever says our Brother Zhou is disheartened, I'll smash it!"

"Are you addicted to smashing?" Jiang Nan asked. "Remember not to give money first after smashing!"

Wang Heng spread his hands, "Who knew you two would lose face!"

"Don't say it's embarrassing!" Jiang Shengzhou quickly interrupted him, "There are so many people in the Jiang family who are not as good as Lightning!"

"Third brother will support you from now on!" Wang Heng said boldly.

"Did you see that? Climb as soon as you see the pole! You don't show modesty!" Jiang Nan pointed to Wang Heng and said to his brother.

"For you! New Year's gift." Wang Heng took out the car key from his trouser pocket and put it in Jiang Shengzhou's hand, "Considering that you can drive it normally, I didn't buy you an expensive one."

At this time, Jiang Shengzhou was extremely docile in his heart, as if the wrinkles and creases on his clothes had been ironed out with an iron.

"Can I celebrate the New Year every day?" He raised the key of the Mercedes-Benz 300 in his hand and joked.

"Go away! You!" Seeing that his brother was out of shape, Jiang Nan punched him directly.

He shook the key, "You gave me the key at the right time, I just happened to pick up the person tomorrow morning!"

"Could it be Han Chen again?" Jiang Nan asked.

"No! You will know tomorrow morning!" He said mysteriously.

"You guys talk! I'm going up to a meeting!" Wang Heng raised his hand and looked at his watch, then trotted upstairs.

"Brother Heng is so busy?" Jiang Shengzhou said looking at his back upstairs.

"Yeah! It's obviously busier than the last time I came back!" Jiang Nan looked thoughtfully at his back upstairs. He picked up the teacup on the coffee table and took a sip. down the throat. "I'm worried about working so hard and working so hard."

"Did you ask the man in black yesterday?"

"I asked, from the Xiaogao Sanda Club." Jiang Nan put his hands in front of him, straightened his legs, and posed in a comfortable posture. Suddenly, he remembered something that had not been resolved. Where can I put it?"

"Besides home, it's the bank. What's the matter?"

"It's not a bank, look at the key. When we went to court that morning, Hengheng gave me a safe key. This is not the key to the safe at home. I searched around the house, but I couldn't find any other safe."

"I said you two really lived your life like a spy movie? You didn't ask him directly?" Jiang Shengzhou couldn't help laughing.

"I didn't ask! Seeing that Hengheng wanted to take the key back so much, he couldn't tell me."

"The safe can't be put anywhere else, it must still be at home!"

"That's right, I'll go to Hengheng's house to check in a few days, maybe it's there!"

The two brothers chatted for a while, and then prepared to rest.

Jiang Nan got up from the sofa and went upstairs.When he walked to the study, Wang Heng was packing up his notebook, "Are you done?"

"It's over!" He stood up from the armchair and stretched. While he was stretching, Jiangnan touched his waist.

Seeing the opportunity, Wang Heng also sneaked up on the opponent's chest.

Jiang Nan grabbed the opponent's flying fist, pulled Wang Heng's shoulders, and pushed the opponent's back forward, "Go, I'll take you to brush your teeth."

"Husband brush?"

"Give it a brush, give it a brush. Let's go!"

In front of the sink in the bathroom, Jiang Nan squeezed the toothpaste, "Open your mouth!"

"what……"

"Clean and brush!"

"It must be cleaner than yourself!"

"..."

Jiang Shengzhou had to wash his face before going to bed, and when he opened the door, he was confused by the scene in front of him, "Brother Heng's hands have degenerated to this extent?"

"Get out!" Jiang Nan turned his head and cursed.

"Don't get lost! This is the first time I've seen you brushing your teeth!" After speaking, he leaned on the door frame of the bathroom, folded his arms and began to watch carefully, more seriously than watching TV news broadcasts.

After Jiang Nan finished brushing, he handed Wang Heng a glass of water. The other party rinsed his mouth, took out a paper towel and wiped his mouth, and threw the wiped paper ball into the trash can.

"Brother Zhou, what else do you want to see?"

"I just study the lifestyle of male gods in the eyes of others." Jiang Shengzhou leaned against the door frame, rubbing his chin, and said thoughtfully.

"Then you won't be able to graduate!"

"why?"

"Because it's hard for me to study..." Wang Heng said with a smile.

Seeing that Jiangnan finished brushing his teeth, Wang Heng said, "Jiangnan, let's go!" Jiangnan put the tooth cup away, "Wait for me!"

Seeing that the man from Jiangnan had stood up, Wang Heng leaped onto the opponent's back, "Back!"

Seeing this scene, the corners of Jiang Shengzhou's mouth twitched.

"Do you know what this is called?" Wang Heng asked Jiang Shengzhou, lying on Jiangnan's back.

"Zhu Bajie carries his wife on his back!"

"Wrong! Riding a donkey to read the ledger!"

"..."

Jiang Shengzhou was dumbfounded, and he still played like this!

"You tricked me!" Jiang Shengzhou said.

"What's wrong?" Wang Heng asked.

"I said riding a donkey to read the account book, but you said Zhu Bajie carried his wife!" Jiang Shengzhou said.

Jiang Nan felt that these two people didn't treat him as a human being, so he was so angry that he rubbed the person on his back up and sneered, "It's no different to me, and I haven't escaped from the animal kingdom!"

"Don't talk about animals!" Jiang Shengzhou cut off his brother's words, and continued to ask, "Then I said riding a donkey to read the account books and Zhu Bajie carrying his wife?"

"A shepherd boy riding a yellow ox?" Wang Heng sat on Jiangnan's back with a proud face, stretching out his hands in a triumphant gesture.

"..."

"Hurry up and go to sleep!" Jiang Shengzhou rolled his eyes from choking, pushed the two out, and closed the bathroom door with a "snap".

Jiang Nan was so angry that smoke was rising from the top of his head, like a fire-breathing green locomotive, "Hengheng, I think you are walking around the streets with dung baskets on your back—you are looking for death!"

"Jiangnan is so good, I don't want to die!"

"Catch my weakness, it's a waste!" Jiang Nan put him on the bed. "Go to sleep!"

"Don't sleep, play for a while!" Wang Heng smiled wickedly.

Seeing that the other party was in high spirits, Jiang Nan put on a smirk and regained his energy, "What are you playing?"

"Let's guess who Brother Zhou will pick up tomorrow?"

"Win what?"

"Three million."

"20 plus sacrifice ceremony!"

"..." Wang Heng stretched out his leg and kicked Jiangnan, "You know the sacrificial ceremony!"

"You are sure to win, what are you afraid of?"

What the other party said made sense, Wang Heng waved his hand, "Hurry up!"

"Guess who?" Jiang Nan asked.

"I guess Zhou Xingyuan!"

Jiang Nan stood up and poured a cup of tea beside the tea table. When the tea was spilled, he wiped it for a while. After a few minutes, he took the tea cup and walked to the bed.

"I guess Joe is handsome!"

"Impossible!" Wang Heng said.

"Don't be impossible! Usually, what is logical is not the truth!" Jiang Nan looked smug.

"Let's go! Go to Brother Zhou for the answer!" Wang Heng didn't believe in evil, got up and put on his slippers.

"Let's go!" Jiang Nan had a smirk on his face, he was definitely going to eat swan meat!

Wang Heng walked to the next bedroom and knocked on the door with a "dongdong".Jiang Shengzhou opened the door in his pajamas, stretched out half of his head, showing half of his face, "What are you doing?"

"Brother, who will pick up tomorrow?"

"Don't you know tomorrow?" Jiang Shengzhou looked surprised.

"Brother, you must tell both of us. It depends on you who wins!" Jiang Nan added, standing behind Wang Heng and winking.

Jiang Shengzhou picked up the WeChat interface and shook it in front of the two of them, then took it back.

Wang Heng looked at the phone interface, his expression froze instantly.Seeing this, Jiang Nan said: "I'm right! Don't reason with the police!" Then he pushed the other person back to the bedroom.

"Come on, honor the sacrificial ceremony first." After speaking, he pushed the other party onto the bed. Wang Heng was still thinking about where his reasoning went wrong. sealed.

Jiang Nan pushed Wang Heng closer to the bed, and Wang Heng was completely overcooked and unable to fly.

Wang Heng pushed Jiangnan, but he didn't push it away, and struggled for a long time. Jiangnan locked his wrist tightly. He was planting melons on rocks at the moment-wasted effort. In the end, people were eaten and wiped clean, and there were no swan feathers left .

Wang Heng lay paralyzed on the bed, covering his eyes with one arm, and hummed weakly, "Rub my legs for me!"

"Knead! Knead! Do whatever the baby tells you to do!" Jiang Nan leaned over with a smile on his face, his face like a dog's legs.

"The legs are almost broken by you!"

"Rub it, my husband." Jiang Nan secretly glanced at the other person's face while rubbing. "How is my husband?"

"Okay, didn't I count?" Wang Heng still covered his eyes with his arms, lying on the bed obediently, limp and weak.

"What you think doesn't count! It only counts if you admit it?" Jiang Nan said with a smile.

"Then I'll do the math!"

"Is it worth it?" Jiang Nan wondered.After a few seconds, "Have you figured it out?"

"No, my formula is complicated, and I won't be able to figure it out for a while!" Wang Heng covered his eyes and said nonsense in a serious manner.

"..."

Jiang Nan pinched the opponent's leg hard, "Small sample! It's entertaining me!"

"Yes!"

"..."

The two of them stalked each other on the bed for a long time before falling asleep.

The next day, the sun came slowly from the east and climbed up the curtains. Jiang Shengzhou had already got up and went to the kitchen to make a sandwich. After finishing his share, he sat on the sofa and watched the news.

It didn't take long to watch the news, and saw the two of them coming down the stairs sleepily, especially his brother Heng, who was staggering sleepily.

He snorted, "What a tragedy!"

After the two of them finished their meal, they went to the cloakroom to change their clothes again, "Brother, drive your car?"

"Let's drive! Just try it!" He turned his head and asked Wang Heng, "Where is the car?"

"Garage downstairs." Wang Heng put on his coat and said standing at the door.

The three of them went downstairs to the garage, and Jiang Shengzhou drove the car out.Wang Heng and Jiang Nan got into the car at the back, and when they got into the car, Jiang Nan moved to the side, "Hang Heng, lie down for a while!"

Wang Heng was not polite, and lay directly on Jiangnan's lap.

Jiang Shengzhou looked back from the rearview mirror, and thought to himself: "There will be a show in a while!"

After walking to the airport for more than an hour, Jiang Shengzhou parked his car on the parking lane at the entrance of the terminal building. "I'll pick you up, you two don't get out of the car!"

At this time Wang Heng had already taken a nap, got up from his seat, leaned against Jiang Nan's arms and closed his eyes to rest.When the phone rang, he saw it was Han Chen's call and pressed it to answer.

When he finished answering the phone and raised his eyes to see the person coming from the car window, his eyes widened in an instant. His eyes were full of disbelief, disbelief, and shock...

The author has something to say: Laughter Theater

Jiang Shengzhou: Brother Heng is angry, what should I do?

Zhou Xingyuan: The fourth child is so angry so terrible?

Jiang Shengzhou: Yes!That's someone who can kill my nine clans!

Zhou Xingyuan: ...

Jiangnan: At most, throw me in limbo.

Zhou Xingyuan: ...

Jiang Shengzhou: Brother, you are quite confident!

Jiangnan: Husband and wife for one night repay a hundred days of grace!How many nights have we both been!

Zhou Xingyuan: Jiangnan's face is good enough!

Jiang Shengzhou: Bro, your skin is as thick as the Mariana Trench.

Jiangnan: Get out!

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