Police Tom and Doctor Jerry

Looking at the back of Wang Heng leading a group of people away, Jiang Shengzhou's mouth twitched, "Trough! Jiangnan went back to Ruanxiang, and he was left to finish."

He was also in a bad mood, and he had nothing to do to find something to do during the Chinese New Year.

Li He took the initiative to step forward and asked, "What should we do now?"

Jiang Shengzhou couldn't get angry, "What should I do? I still want to know what to do!"

Then Jiang Shengzhou said angrily: "Bao Si'er, did I say that he is the third child of our family, you don't have a long memory!" The more he said, the more angry he became, he just sat on the chair Wang Heng was sitting on just now, and went out of his pocket again. He took out a cigarette and lit it.

"Am I not good at speaking? Did I remind you?"

"Brother Zhou, I was wrong! I will remember it from now on!" Bao Si'er insisted. At this time, the tears from his crying were still on his face.

"I think you can't remember anything, so you know how to be an idiot! How dare you introduce that boy whose IQ is not as good as a dog? And his looks? Did you see it now! He is not even as good as a hair! How dare you give it to my brother?" Introduction! If it wasn't for my face, he would have kicked you long ago! If it wasn't for my face, and my father's face, Wang Heng would have kicked you directly! He kicked you, just by touching you, you won't lose three teeth in your mouth , no fractures, my surname is not Jiang!"

Seeing Jiang Shengzhou talking, Li He became more and more angry, "Brother Zhou, calm down! You won't be able to do it in the future, this time you will definitely learn a lesson!"

"Yes! Brother Zhou! Calm down." Zheng Zekai and Zhang Meng also persuaded from behind.

"Do you know why I paid you the money? Bao Si'er! He said it in the end! Can he have a better memory?" Jiang Shengzhou pointed at the other party with his finger holding a cigarette.

"Brother Zhou, I remember!" Bao Si'er said.

"But come to think of it, Bao Si'er, I think you don't take me seriously!" Jiang Shengzhou's voice became cold, he flicked the cigarette ash a few times with his fingers, and his eyes were dark.

Bao Si'er's heart beat a few times, and his eyelids also twitched. He immediately leaned towards Jiang Shengzhou, "No brother! I was wrong, I was wrong! I won't dare in the future." As he spoke, he begged for mercy.

"Let's go! Everyone goes back to their homes! Everyone finds their mothers!" Jiang Shengzhou still dropped the cigarette butt, and the cigarette butt with a little spark fell on the brown tiles for a few circles before stopping, and then he crushed it hard with his feet. It was like crushing an ant to death, and then swaggered out of the hall door.

Jiang Nan and Wang Heng have already arrived home, and both of them have finished washing at this time.Wang Heng was sitting on the sofa watching the news in his pajamas as if nothing had happened.When Jiang Nan came out from the kitchen with a tea tray, he saw someone on the sofa staring at the news without moving.

"Shall I drink tea?" Jiang Nan said, handing over a cup of tea.

Wang Heng reached out to take it, took a few sips, and put it back on the coffee table.

"Hengheng!" Jiang Nan sat down next to Wang Heng.

"What do you want to say?" Wang Heng directly turned off the TV with the remote control, pretending to be listening attentively.

Jiang Nan was thinking about how to open his mouth, and when he saw the other person's movements, he knew that it would be useless to ask anything.He changed his words to comfort him: "Hengheng, you have been wronged!" After finishing speaking, he stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around the other party.

What the other party said was different from what Wang Heng thought. He guessed that the other party would ask Xiao Gao why he came or other questions. He didn't expect this sentence, which made him guess whether Jiang Nan didn't blame him for killing him first or Jiang Nan really felt sorry for him. up.

He didn't say a word, he was already tired at this time, he had a fight with criminals in the morning, broke up the scene again in the evening, and held a meeting in between, and he was not idle all day long.

Seeing Wang Heng lying on his shoulder, Jiang Nan didn't make a sound, guessing that he was already tired, frightened in the morning, and gasped in the evening. "I'll carry you back to the house to sleep."

"Yeah." He mumbled, leaning on his shoulders.

The two returned to the bedroom, Jiang Nan put them down, and Wang Heng got under the quilt directly.Jiang Nan turned off the headlights in the bedroom, leaving only one wall lamp.As soon as he got into bed, his cell phone rang. He picked it up and took a look.

"My brother asked how you are?"

Wang Heng lay flat with his eyes closed, "It's okay, next time I'll mess with you again! Kill without pardon!"

Jiang Nan sent a voice, "My baby said it's fine, next time I'll mess with the emperor to kill Wushe." After speaking, he threw the phone beside the pillow.

He got under the quilt and moved closer to Wang Heng.

"What about me? Do you want to kill me too?"

"You... don't kill, just throw yourself into the limbo!" Wang Heng still closed his eyes, lying flat and motionless.Jiang Nan pinched his side twice with his hands, but there was still no response.

"Am I in the cold palace now?" Jiang Nan examined Wang Heng's face, trying to see clues from the other's face to determine the degree of anger.

"You are on your way to the cold palace!"

Hearing this sentence, Jiang Nan's heart tightened, and he glanced at him in surprise. He didn't look back, but still stared at Wang Heng's face. The other party closed his eyes and couldn't see the emotion in his eyes clearly.

He changed his mind, and said shamelessly, "I won't go to the cold palace, I will just stay in your gentle hometown."

"You can go to those three boys! They also have a gentle village!" Wang Heng said coldly with his eyes closed.

Jiang Nan's face darkened a little, he stabilized his mood, and said seriously: "Hengheng, don't mention them. I only like you, and I don't like anyone else."

Wang Heng raised an arm to cover his eyes, and sneered, "Yes! How can a person who is used to eating rice eat corn dregs again!"

The expression on Jiangnan's face that was overwhelmed by the other party's words turned cloudy and clear for a while.His Hengheng is talented, this metaphor can be imagined!

But then he thought about what happened in the morning again, and said earnestly: "Hengheng, remember, always take care of your own life first."

He leaned over to kiss the other person's cheek, "I was terrified in the morning! The murderer had a knife in his hand, it's not a joke."

Wang Heng was lying on the bed, not feeling sleepy at all. Hearing Jiang Nan mentioned it again at this moment, although he had returned to his usual calm appearance, he still had lingering fears when he thought of what happened in the morning.

"Understood! Jiangnan." Wang Heng said, "Lightning broke free from the dog leash, and I couldn't stop him, so I chased after him. I guess Lightning smelled the suspect!"

"Well, one of them is a drug dealer. Lightning used to be in the anti-drug detachment, so he found out as soon as he heard about it." Jiang Nan felt extremely guilty. He should have understood that Wang Heng would never forget what he said, "I blamed you, I thought you Throw me away again!"

"I won't throw it away, at most I'll put it in the cold palace, let you cool off!" Wang Heng said.

Jiang Nan smiled, and began to test his nose and face again, "Then shall we eat fragrant rice today?"

"How do you know how to eat?" Wang Heng opened his eyes, and darted over.

Seeing that someone opened his eyes, Jiang Nan said with a playful smile, "Heng Heng is delicious, and it's not too late, it's only ten o'clock."

"I didn't eat it yesterday. You'll be gone in a few days, and you won't be able to eat it!" He poked his feet under the quilt, and then took the opportunity to press his legs on the opponent's legs, rubbing his feet against each other from time to time. side of the leg.

Wang Heng was helpless, moved his body, and changed to a side-lying position, facing Jiangnan.

When Jiang Nan saw the other party turn around, the gloom in his heart was swept away.He was most afraid that Wang Heng would ignore him, that he would throw himself into the cold palace for a few days as he really said.Let alone a few days, he couldn't bear it for a day or even an hour and a minute.

At this time, he stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around the other's waist, and rubbed himself forward again, so close that his face could touch the tip of the other's nose.Stretch out your arms again, wrap your arms around the other person's neck, and hold the other person tightly in your arms before it's done.

"Relax, I can't breathe anymore!" Wang Heng was tightly bound and couldn't move, and the back of his head was held by the other party, and his whole head was pressed against the other party's chest.

"Don't loosen it, if you loosen it, you'll feel like you're going to run!"

Wang Heng closed his eyes, resting his face on the other person's chest, and said slowly, "Where am I going? All the money is on you! Isn't that enough?"

"Not enough! My bones are yours, and your bones must be mine!"

Hearing this sentence, Wang Heng couldn't help laughing, his acting skills were possessed again, and he pretended to be angry and said: "Dream! You still want the scum of my bones, dare to rebel? Execute your nine clans!"

Seeing that the other party started to take the opportunity to gossip and cheat again, Jiang Nan became angry, "Let me see if my husband dares to rebel?"

As soon as the words fell, she turned over, pressed Wang Heng under her body, covered the other's eyes with one hand, bowed her head and kissed him.

Wang Heng was startled by the other party's sudden movement. He opened his mouth halfway, and the word "Ya" in "Aiya!" was blocked before he could say it.

The two rolled on the bed for more than an hour, and finally stopped, "I'm going to take a shower." Wang Heng got up slowly.

"Wait for me for a while, let me take it easy!" Jiang Nan said, covering his eyes with one hand.

"Haven't you slowed down yet?"

"I don't know what kind of trouble your husband is doing?" Jiang Nan raised his hand and patted the other person's back, and continued, "I guess I really don't know. Bao Si'er was so scared by you that he peed his pants. Without changing face or beating heart!"

Wang Heng was halfway through getting up, when he heard the other party mentioning Bao Si'er, he stopped, turned his head to look at the person lying on the bed, and said with a matter of course: "I didn't pee my pants, why change!"

"That's right, I didn't catch my breath when I met the two criminals! Don't mention peeing your pants!" Jiang Nan sneered, and continued to tease. "Your husband, I was so frightened that my soul almost flew away! Fortunately, I have practiced as a policeman!"

"Who is the joke! It's endless, right?" Seeing Jiangnan teasing people endlessly, Wang Heng directly kicked his thighs and feet.

"Don't dare to do anything!" Jiangnan reached out and grabbed the person who was about to run away, dragged him back to the bed, held him down and kissed him hard.

The two quarreled for a while, and Jiang Nan pulled him up, "Go, I'll take you to take a shower."

As soon as he talked about taking a shower, Wang Heng jumped directly on the opponent's back.Jiang Nan was almost crushed by the inertia, "Hey! I said, bullying is addictive, right?"

"Not addictive, but quite a sense of accomplishment!" The person on the back said with a smile.

"Aren't you afraid that I'll throw you out?" Jiang Nan gritted his teeth and said viciously, and then made a fake throwing motion.

Wang Heng lay on his back, his tone was very soft, "If you throw me once, I will never come back!"

Hearing Wang Heng's words clearly, Jiang Nan's heart skipped a beat, and he understood the other party's hint in an instant.But he still smiled and teased calmly, "You are my baby, how can I throw it away? If I throw it away, I will lose money!"

When he got to the bathroom, he put him down and adjusted the water temperature, "Okay, let's take off your clothes and come in!" Jiang Nan said.

"coming!"

Seeing him taking off his pajamas quickly, Jiang Nan was stunned, "It's so fast!" He also took off his clothes, complaining as he took off, "When I saw me, I didn't take off my clothes so fast! "

"Change your name! Don't be called Jiangnan!"

"what is it call?"

Wang Heng looked smug, and said with a smile: "Jiangjiang Vinegar Jar--Jiangjiang Vinegar Jar, it sounds nice and appropriate."

"..."

Jiang Nan realized in an instant that this could be tolerated, and grabbed him with one hand, "Hengheng, let's see how I deal with you today! If I don't deal with you, my surname is Jiang."

"Oh, Jiangnan, I...!" Wang Heng was hugged up, "Wrong!" Before he could say the word, his lips were sealed.While hugging, Jiangnan supported Wang Heng's upper body, pulled a large towel from the wall, put it under Wang Heng, and then pressed him on the sink table.

Wang Heng struggled hard, but his wrist was tightly locked by the opponent, and the ant moved the elephant in vain without breaking free.Now he "has money to buy flowers, but no money to buy pots, so he is planted here." The tiger's prestige is gone, and the momentum of beating the murderer in the morning and smashing the scene at night is gone forever. Now he is a big fat fish on the chopping board, He was almost eaten and wiped clean by Jiangnan.

Jiang Nan didn't give the opponent a chance to escape at all. He summed up his experience. He couldn't be soft-handed.It's okay to stab him in the heart a few times with a pun, sometimes with a big stick policy and sometimes with a sugar-coated cannonball, almost knocking him out of his mind, which is not bad.I am like that old scalper, with a ring on his nose, and being led by the nose by the other party.

"No matter what you say, you can't let it go!" He hugged Wang Heng, planted several strawberries on his neck, and moved up to seal the other's lips.

"Easy! Ease!" Wang Heng said with his arms around the other party's neck, frowning.

If Sink Terrace could talk, he would definitely slap the table and get angry, and dare to turn my body upside down.

Jiang Nan stopped for a moment, picked him up, hugged him in his arms and kissed him very tenderly, "My husband is taking a shower!"

He helped someone take a bath extremely graciously, and then went back to the bedroom to change out the sheets and quilt cover, and he was busy for a long time before finishing making the bed.

Seeing that the bed was made, Wang Heng unsteadily got up from the sofa, stood beside the bed, and fell directly on the bed with a crooked body.Jiang Nan stuffed the bed sheet into the washing machine, and when he came back, he saw the person on the bed lying like a dead fish.He rubbed the other party's hair after it was blown, it was smooth and soft, and it was addictive to the touch.

"Stop touching it! Go to sleep." Wang Heng couldn't help protesting when he saw the opponent's hand touching his hair.

"Don't touch it, my husband will give you a goodnight kiss!" Jiang Nan said "baji" on his face, and then reached out to turn off the wall lamp.

The next day, the sun was three poles high, and the two of them hadn't gotten up yet.Jiang Shengzhou worried all night, and waited half a day for a call in the morning, but it was ten o'clock and there was still no movement.He couldn't help but dialed the phone, and he heard his brother on the other end of the phone with a nasal and hoarse voice, and he didn't wake up when he heard it.

"Don't tell me you're still up?"

"No, what's the matter?"

"The heart is really big!"

"Hengheng can fall asleep, why can't I fall asleep!"

"By the way, Bao Si'er is going to invite everyone to dinner tonight, probably as an apology! Are you going?"

Jiang Nan glanced at Wang Heng who had already opened his eyes with his mobile phone, "Bao Si'er's apology banquet, eight o'clock in the evening, do you want to go?"

"Go! You must go!" Wang Heng immediately regained his energy when he heard the apology feast, and got up straight away.

Seeing Wang Heng's agile movements, Jiang Nan's mouth twitched, his Hengheng must be a fighter!Hearing that there was an opportunity to bomb the other party, he became energetic like a chicken blood.

"Jiangnanchun, at two o'clock, I won't be going one minute later!" Wang Heng added.

Jiang Nan froze for a second, and his brain immediately realized that Jiang Shengzhou's boss was familiar with Jiang Shengzhou. The geographical area was under the jurisdiction of the Nanshan Branch, and the time was so much earlier.

Thinking of this, he immediately told his brother the request, and his brother hung up the phone only when he knew about it.

His dream was disturbed by the phone call, and his mind cleared up. He got up and went directly downstairs into the kitchen.

The meal was ready, when Wang Heng went downstairs, he stared at the rice on the table in a daze. "Skipping breakfast?"

"What time do you still have breakfast?" Jiang Nan said while passing a pair of chopsticks.

"Besides, how delicious the rice is! Authentic Wuchang fragrant rice!" After speaking, he looked at Wang Heng with a sad smile.

Wang Heng took a piece of okra and put it in his mouth. Seeing that the other party teased him with what he said yesterday, he said not to be outdone, "Shut up! Sauce and vinegar jar!"

Halfway through the meal, I heard someone knocking on the door, "Open the door!"

"You hurt? I don't hurt?"

"Then I won't call Brother Nan next time!" Wang Heng said, "Jar of sauce and vinegar!"

Jiang Nan was so angry that his face twitched. When it was raining in Wushan, if Wang Heng really shouted two jars of soy sauce and vinegar, let alone the feeling, it would definitely be sour.He got up helplessly, moved slowly to the door, and opened it.

"Why did you open the door?" Jiang Shengzhou said.

"It's good that someone opened the door for you!" Jiang Nan slowly moved back to the restaurant.

When he returned to the kitchen, Jiangnan saw that Wang Heng had just finished calling on his mobile phone, and the other party had already put the mobile phone on the dining table. He glanced at it, and there was a flash of doubt.

Jiang Shengzhou took off his coat, folded it, put it on the sofa, and followed him to the restaurant.

"Are you guys breakfast or lunch?" Jiang Shengzhou asked with a smile.

Wang Heng didn't reply, and said directly: "Let's eat something together! Brother Zhou! You don't have to eat lunch!"

Jiang Shengzhou glanced at his watch, it was really late, "Eat some! I'll go with you after eating."

Jiang Nan served his brother a bowl of rice, and handed over a pair of chopsticks by the way.

"When you go home, uncle didn't tell you, did he?" Jiang Nan asked.

"I didn't say anything, I just said a word." Jiang Shengzhou said, "It's time for someone to clean them up!"

Jiang Nan put a piece of fish on Wang Heng's plate. According to his brother's tone, the old man had no objection, and in disguise, he affirmed Heng Heng's approach.He turned his head and glanced at Wang Heng, as if he didn't hear what his brother said, he ate alone.

He looked up at his brother again, Jiang Shengzhou had no expression on his face, he didn't dare to guess, nor did he want to guess.Wang Heng finished his meal first and put down his chopsticks. "You two eat slowly, I'm going to the study." After speaking, he got up, picked up the mobile phone on the table and went upstairs.

Wang Heng's background disappeared at the corner of the stairs.

Jiang Nan ate a few mouthfuls, but couldn't take it anymore.

"Brother, are you angry?"

"No. It's all a family, why are you angry?" Jiang Shengzhou said flatly: "However, Brother Heng really has a lot of tricks! I took a closer look, and his plan started from giving shares. It's because the hands are short, and the mouth is directly sealed.

Xiao Gao came prepared. Brother Heng had already expected that someone would target him, or maybe it was the last time we came back to our party with Li He and the others, and he saw the signs.Yesterday I just took the opportunity to show my prestige, even if there was no such thing, maybe the day after tomorrow, I won't be able to escape anyway.So yesterday morning when the murderer was caught, you two lost your temper, that was just an introduction. "

After listening to his brother's analysis, in fact, Jiang Nan had already guessed it, so he didn't make a sound at the moment.

Then his brother asked seriously: "Jiangnan, did he treat you like this?"

"No, I'm just playing lip service with me. I just gave him a nickname last night." Jiang Nan said while sitting on a chair, rubbing the tip of his nose.

Hearing the nickname, his brother became interested, "Tell me what nickname?"

"Jiangjiang Vinegar Jar—Jar of Sauce and Vinegar."

Jiang Shengzhou finished his meal, put down his chopsticks, sat on a chair and grinned.

"Still laughing? Han Chen and I are done getting up, and you will be here in a few days! Don't be beautiful!"

"You two are not angry anymore?" Jiang Shengzhou asked: "I guess you are not angry anymore, I can give you nicknames."

"Well, it's done!" Jiang Nan got up and put the finished plates and bowls into the dishwasher, and wiped the table again.After tidying up, the two entered the living room.

Seeing Jiangnan walking slowly, Jiang Shengzhou laughed and teased, "Look at you walking like you're falling apart. You were tossed about again last night?"

"Get out!" Jiang Nanyang patted the opponent on the back.

Jiang Shengzhou didn't fight back either, he just sat on the sofa, glanced at his phone and suddenly said, "You two will pick someone up at the airport with me tomorrow?"

"Who's here? Do you want the two of us to go with you?"

"You'll know if you go there!" Jiang Shengzhou pretended to be mysterious.

The author has something to say: Laughter Theater

in the police car

Murderer A: You are too timely!If I don't come again, my little life will be gone!

Murderer B: Yes!People's police efficiency is high!

Qin Ling: ...

Zhou Chong: ...

Murderer B: Are you stupid?If you don't save me, what are you doing to the people behind?

Murderer A: It is said that an attack should be carried out at a weak point...

Murderer B: Just say you are afraid of dogs!Look at how promising you are!

Qin Ling: ...

Zhou Chong: ...