Police Tom and Doctor Jerry

Han Chen was sitting in the passenger seat. He was tired and drank some wine, and was also depressed. After crying for a while, he fell asleep.Wang Heng took off his coat to him.When we arrived at the gate of the community, the sleeping person hadn't woken up yet.The snow was still falling outside, he was torn between waking up the other party or letting the other party continue to sleep.He simply lowered the back of the chair and leaned back for a while, and after an unknown amount of time, he also fell asleep.

In his dream, he dreamed that Jiangnan kissed him lightly, and he laughed happily, "Jiangnan, why are you back? Didn't you leave?"

After saying this, he woke up suddenly and fell back into the quagmire of reality.Opening his eyes, he saw Han Chen leaning forward, the other person's face was very close to his face, and the other party's lips were also very close to his own.

Suddenly, he understood what was going on.He raised his hand to push the opponent, but the opponent grabbed his wrist, "Don't move, I'll just look at you."

"Han Chen, you can't do this!"

Han Chen stared at Wang Heng for a moment, "I know, but I can't control myself, I have tried my best."

Wang Heng sighed helplessly, he leaned back hard, trying to widen the distance between the two.Han Chen noticed the other party's movements, and smiled wryly, "Wang Heng, are you afraid of me?"

"No, reason tells me that I should keep a distance from you." Wang Heng said.

"When Jiangnan called you Hengheng, my heart was broken. How I wish I called you that name, how I wish you called me in your dream just now." After Han Chen finished speaking, he let go of the other party's hand, He took off his coat and handed it to Wang Heng.

"Is it because you are reluctant to wake me up?" He said again, "I know you are soft-hearted, can you give me another hug? Then I can sleep well when I go back."

Wang Heng didn't say a word. After a while, he gradually stretched out his arms, "I'll give you a good night hug! Brother Han Chen."

"Thank you!" Han Chen stretched his arms around the other party, closed his eyes, and pressed his chin against the other party's shoulder. He even wanted to tilt his head and rub the other party's cheek with the tip of his nose, but he didn't dare. Dare to move the position without authorization.At this moment, he only dared to hold a gentlemanly hug, and he didn't dare to touch any part of the other party. All he had was the kiss as light as a feather printed on the other party's lips when he was not awake.

"Okay! I'm getting out of the car. Good night, it's so late, you go back quickly! Be careful on the road!" Han Chen got out of the car.

"Good night! I'm going back!" Wang Heng said.Seeing the other party disappear at the elevator door, he drove onto the road, and the snow outside still didn't stop.The road was white, and the wheels rolled over it, leaving two black rut marks.This rut ​​has been extended to the direction of Yuanfang's home. I don't know how many turns I have turned, how many light posts I have passed, and how many times I have stepped on the accelerator and brake, but his heart has always been there and has never been shaken.

When I got home, the hands of my watch had pointed to eleven o'clock.The hour hand has always tiptoed, and it has never been seen.This is also the case when loving someone, and the love becomes deeper and deeper without knowing it.

Wang Heng changed his shoes at the door, went to the cloakroom and changed his coat.In the bathroom, I washed off the smell of hot pot and alcohol, wore a bathrobe, and brushed my teeth in front of the bathroom mirror before coming out.

Turning around, he walked to the study room, found a stack of rice paper under the cabinet in the study room, took out a piece of paper, and spread the paper on the table.He added ink to the inkstone, and he didn't light any incense because he was in a bad mood.He reached for a medium-sized brush on the pen stand, pressed the pen holder with his thumb, dipped the ink a few times, swung the pen again, and buried his head in writing on the white paper. His expression was extremely serious, as if an old monk had entered into a trance. The jaw line and fair side face are as white as jade under the light.

The opening verses can already be seen on the paper, which is Du Fu's "Song of Soldiers and Chariots".

"The car is rattling, the horse is Xiaoxiao, and the pedestrians have bows and arrows at their waists.

Yeniang's wife walked to see each other, but Xianyang Bridge was not seen in the dust.

Qianyi stopped his feet and cried, and the cry went straight to the sky.

……

If you give birth to a daughter, you have to marry Proxima, and if you give birth to a boy, you must bury it with Baicao.

You don’t see, Qinghai head, no bones have been collected since ancient times.

New ghosts annoy the wronged old ghosts and cry, and the sky is cloudy and rainy and wet and chirping. "

The pen walks like a snake, and the handwriting is as sharp as a knife and ax chisel.He signed the date and signature at the end of the poem, and stamped his private seal.After finishing writing, he picked up his phone to take a picture, posted it on Weibo, and then pressed the black screen.He rubbed his neck, then turned his neck left and right, stretched his arms vigorously, and then slowly moved to the bedroom, got into the quilt, turned off the light, and stepped into another world with his brain.

Jiang Nan hadn't slept at night, he had already rolled on the bed several times, and the closer he got to the New Year's Day, the closer he was to the other party's return home, the more he couldn't fall asleep.It was as if he had fallen under the spell of the other party, obviously he had only been away for a few days, as if he had been away for several years.The quilt on the bed has long lost the smell of the other party. When I wake up at night, I can only touch the cold side of the bed.

He reached out to the bedside table, and took the phone when he touched it.He turned on the screen, but there was no light in the bedroom. The white light of the screen covered his face with a layer of bright silver, which was especially dazzling in the dark bedroom.

Jiang Nan glanced at Weibo, it doesn't matter if he doesn't read it, but after looking at it, he can see that Hengheng's Weibo is full of likes.And the comments alone filled the screen, and of course the further down the comment floor became, the more crooked it became.

One of them reads, "Don't you see, Qinghaitou, there are no leftover men since ancient times. Lovers don't see girlfriends leave, and the sky is cloudy and rainy and there is a sound of chirping."

Another one, "Don't you see, Qinghaitou, since ancient times no one takes leftover women. Handsome guys don't see their boyfriends leave, and the sky is cloudy and rainy and wet."

There is also "Don't you see, Qinghaitou, since ancient times no one accepts ugly girls. Boyfriends don't see friends and leave, and the sky is cloudy and rainy and wet." Followed by a reply, "It's so miserable!"

"Don't you see, Qinghaitou, since ancient times ugly men have never been accepted. Girlfriends don't see friends and friends, and the sky is cloudy and rainy." The reply followed, "Contact the one upstairs! You can hold a group to keep warm!"

"Don't you see, Qinghaitou. In ancient times, poor men have never been taken in. If the wife doesn't see the son, the sky is cloudy and rainy and the sound is chirping."

"Don't you see, Qinghai head,...

"I have seen all the tragedies in life once in this building..."

After scrolling through several pages, Jiangnan slid his finger down the screen for a long time, only to find that there are still a bunch of them below, saying "Please have mercy on the male god!"

"I beg the male god to explode the photo!"

"Agreed..."

"The male god has finally descended to earth!"

The whole comment below was full of enthusiasm, and the tea party was not so lively.

Jiang Nan didn't feel sleepy at first, but now he was completely tossed by these bears, and he cursed secretly in his heart, "Screw, what a mess!"

He commented below, "It's a big night! What a moth if you don't sleep!"

Immediately, someone commented, "Not good! The police are here! You guys, run away!"

Another commented, "The police are here! The wind is tight! Hurry up!"

Jiang Shengzhou saw that there was no movement in Jiangnan, so he also went to Weibo to take a look around. It doesn't matter if you don't take a look, but after a look, you found that all the people who don't sleep are here!

He also came to Weibo and shouted, "It's a big night! Don't sleep! Do you want to turn the world upside down?"

I saw a new comment immediately below, "Damn! Another policeman is here! You guys, get out!"

There are also those who are bold and not afraid of death, "Why run? I will stay here until the New Year's Eve!"

"I admire the courage upstairs!"

"..."

Jiang Nan glanced again and quit Weibo

There was a message in the group at such a late hour, he clicked on it, it was sent by his brother Jiang Shengzhou. "Can't sleep...are you asleep?"

Han Chen: no

Jiangnan: no

Jiang Shengzhou: What's the situation? [surprise]

Han Chen: [sad]

Jiangnan: [depressed]

Jiang Shengzhou: ...

Seeing that Wang Heng did not reply to the message, Jiang Nan guessed that the other party might have gone to sleep.Wang Heng has never been absent when it comes to sleeping. He is not sleepy when writing, and when he is sleepy, he just falls on the bed and sleeps. "Don't even say to find some time to think about me!" He complained in his heart, and within a moment he was so distressed that he couldn't stand it.The other party must be sleeping on an ice pillow and cold quilt again, and his hands and feet must be cold again.I remembered that in high school, the hands and feet of the other party were icy and cold in winter, and I had to cover them for a long time every time to warm them up.Thinking of this, he felt sad, as if soaked in sour plum soup, his whole heart softened.

"Hengheng, it's time for you to go home!" He saved the other party's words, stared at him closely and said silently in his heart.

The next day, when the inspiring sun began to lift the gray-black curtain on the bed of the Goddess of Dawn in the eastern sky, the light returned to the city.

After six o'clock, Wang Heng glanced at his phone while eating breakfast.Seeing that Jiangnan was still up so late last night, he dialed the phone directly.

"Are you up?"

"Just got up. Have you checked your phone?"

"Well, I finished writing and went to bed last night."

"It's time to go home, Hengheng." Jiang Nan was lying on the bed, holding the phone to his ear with one hand, and covering his face with the other hand. He felt his nose was sore, and his nose was filled with unknown things.

"Yeah. I know."

"Be careful when driving to work later!" Jiang Nan instructed.

"Well, so is Brother Nan."

"I miss you!"

"I miss you as well!"

"Brother Nan kisses you! Goodbye."

"Kiss back Heng. Bye!" The two hung up the phone, Jiang Nan smiled on the phone after listening.

After cleaning up in the morning, Jiang Nan returned to the branch office. His office had been moved out of the brigade and moved to the office building behind.It is in the same courtyard as the criminal police team. There are two buildings with their backs facing each other, and the middle part is a parking lot.Of course, there are two exits, and there are electronic doors on the front of the office building.

The campaign of "sweeping gangsters and eradicating evil" is still going on. Recently, many mafia organizations have been arrested and need to be investigated.In his office, he checked the case files that Ma Haibo had handed in recently, and he was busy with this matter all morning.At noon, when he went to the cafeteria to eat, he ran into Ma Haibo and greeted each other.After eating, he was dragged back to the team by Ma Haibo.

It was snowing lightly outside, and when he entered the first floor, there were still a few snowflakes on the police cotton coat.

When they entered the office, Qin Ling and Li Xiaomei were checking the monitor on the computer.Seeing Jiangnan and Ma Haibo coming in, he got up immediately and said, "Hi, boss! Hello, Brother Ma!"

"You don't need to get up, just sit down!" Jiang Nan said with a smile.

Seeing that Jiang Nan was in a good mood, Qin Ling asked, "Is our male god coming back?"

Jiang Nan feigned anger, "How do you know how to keep an eye on him!"

"Which one is staring at me? Everyone is staring at him! He is humorous and handsome, and looks like a light bulb at that stop." Qin Ling said while gesticulating happily.

Li Xiaomei slapped her back, "What kind of metaphor are you talking about! Can a male god use a light bulb as a metaphor? There are so many redundant light bulbs!"

"Boss, Brother Ma, look at Xiaomei is the Hedong Lion of our police force!" Qin Ling hid behind Ma Haibo with his head in his arms.

"Who said our Xiaomei is the Lion of the River East?" Zhou Chong and Zhao Lingqi wandered back from eating outside.Seeing that the two bosses were in the house, leaning on the table with their arms folded and watching the excitement, they fell silent for a moment.

"Zhou Chong, I didn't pinch him, he used a light bulb as a metaphor for our Brother Wang!" Li Xiaomei said.

Zhou Chong's eyes lit up when he heard the word "Brother Wang", "Oh, the male god is coming back?"

Jiang Nan responded.

"How can a male god be described by a light bulb? You have to use words like jade tree facing the wind, romantic and suave." Zhou Chong patted Qin Ling on the shoulder, with an expression that was unteachable, "I found Qin Ling, you can't find it. There is a reason for seeing the object! There is a basin in the brain!"

"Is it the Tarim Basin?" Li Xiaomei asked sullenly, "That pit is too big!"

"Xiaomei, let me tell you! The boat of our friendship capsized!" Qin Ling shouted.

Zhao Lingqi watched these people making trouble, stood behind and grinned, and continued, "It was love that closed the door on him." He was originally in the anti-drug detachment and was transferred to criminal investigation. Although it was not long, the leaders of the criminal investigation team and Colleagues are very easy-going, so he can be said to be at home here.How many times he had brushed shoulders with death, and he had no less than five injuries on his body. Compared with those dark days, here made him feel a little joy and vitality of life.

He had already heard about the male god they were talking about. He heard that the male god assisted the police force in arresting a person and gave him a handwriting. He saw the handwriting. He didn't know calligraphy, but he also saw that the handwriting was quite good.Even when the leader came to check, he had to take a special look at the writing on the wall before leaving.But the male god himself has never been seen in person. The people in the team seem to worship idols, and even the stars are put aside.

After hearing Zhao Lingqi's words, Li Xiaomei gave Zhao Lingqi a thumbs up.

Qin Ling clutched his chest, "My heart has already been pierced into a colander by you people!"

Ma Haibo smiled and said, "Do it well! It's up to you to get dumplings for the Chinese New Year!" After speaking, Ma Haibo led Jiang Nan upstairs.

Li Xiaomei patted Qin Ling on the shoulder, "Work hard! It's up to you to get dumplings for the New Year!"

Zhou Chong also joined in the fun, "Work hard! It's up to you to get dumplings for the New Year!"

Zhao Lingqi walked by him and said, "Don't be discouraged, life will open a window for you!"

"Brother Zhao! You don't know! For him, the windows have been closed long ago! There are no gaps in the windows!" Zhou Chong picked up the thermos cup, went to the water dispenser at the door to pick up a cup of water, took a sip, and closed the lid again Put it on your desk.

Qin Ling was slumped on the chair at this moment, and said weakly: "With you bad friends, I will definitely be able to get dumplings during the Chinese New Year!"

"Well, it will definitely be caught! You have leaked like this, and the male god will not be able to save you when he comes back!" Li Xiaomei added another firewood to make the fire more prosperous.

Not long after, Jiangnan came down from upstairs.

"You guys are busy! Qin Ling, work hard! It's good to get dumplings during the Chinese New Year!" Jiang Nan said hello and left.

"Boss, you've gone too far!" Qin Ling fell on his seat and wailed, "I must let the male god treat me to a meal to make up for my wounded heart."

"Hey! Wake up! It's not dark yet!" Li Xiaomei who was behind bumped him with the back of her chair.

"Although it's not dark, daydreaming is fine!"

"..."

Time passed minute by minute while waiting. Even so, it was like a galloping white horse. The calendar turned to the [-]th day of the twelfth lunar month. Tomorrow is a statutory holiday. Everyone is still sticking to their posts. The field staff has not returned yet.

The whole courtyard was covered with snowflakes all over the sky. The cars in the parking lot were already wearing white mink coats. Jiang Nan stood in front of the window for a while, then sat back on the office chair.

Li Xiaomei finished the last piece of materials, turned off the computer, and began to tidy up the desktop.Zhao Lingqi helped clean the office. After cleaning, the two of them stared at the sky in a daze.

Zhou Chong came back from the outside first and rushed into the house, "Xiaomei quickly pour me a glass of water, I'm thirsty and smoking!" Seeing this, Xiaomei hurriedly passed Zhou Chong's thermos.

"What's the matter?" Li Xiaomei asked.

"Investigate, I met a thief who was struggling to speak, and Qin Ling and I talked so hard that we finally revealed the truth. Anyway, the investigation was over, and it was not in vain. It was snowing, there was a traffic jam on the road, and the streets were full of people coming back For Chinese New Year." Zhou Chong hastily drank a few mouthfuls of water.One cup was not enough, so I went to the water dispenser and poured another cup, and poured it in like a cow's drink.

"Today is Valentine's Day! My girlfriend is waiting for me to go home for the holiday!"

"Don't provoke us bachelors!" Li Xiaomei said.

"Hey, have you admitted that you are a man?" Zhou Chong asked.

Li Xiaomei gave him a punch without answering.

"Qin Ling came back with you, why hasn't he come in yet?" Zhao Lingqi suddenly said.

"No! He just parked the car!" Zhou Chong also began to wonder, "Trough! I'll go out and have a look! There won't be any accidents!" After speaking, he pushed the door and rushed out. Zhao Lingqi and Xiaomei saw the situation He also ran out.

The three of them rushed into the snow together, and there was one more person in the yard.

The author has something to say: Laughter Theater

WeChat circle of friends

Jiangnan: I dreamed that someone wanted to plot against Wang Heng.

Jiang Shengzhou: Someone has always wanted to plot against Wang Heng!

Jiangnan:  …

Jiang Shengzhou: Definitely not me!

Zhang Chao: [Surprised]

Li Liangxi: [Khan]

Han Chen: [Khan]

Gao Zhibo: [Surprised]

Li Lili: [surprised]

Li Guan:: [Khan]

Zhou Xingyuan: [smile]

Qiao Shuai: [Surprised]

Liu Xiaosong: [smiling]

Li He: [Surprised]

Zhang Shuo: [smiling teeth]

Jiang Nan: Brother, investigate all those who are bared, maybe you can find out more inside information!Those who wiped their sweat were sent directly to labor camps!

Jiang Shengzhou: Good!bro!