Police Tom and Doctor Jerry

Jiang Shengzhou returned to work after delivering the meal at noon, and only Jiang Nan and Wang Heng were left in the ward.There is still a bottle of Jiangnan's medicine. He has changed several positions from lying down to sitting up. Not only is his body numb from lying down, but he is also bored.

Wang Heng sat on the chair next to the bed and stared at the phone, not knowing what he was looking at.

He couldn't help but said, "What are you looking at? Read and listen, I'm so boring."

Without raising his head, Wang Heng read a paragraph of English seriously.

Jiang Nan was dumbfounded, and suddenly had nothing to say.After a moment of silence, he took the other person's hand and said: "My Hengheng family is the best and the worst. At critical moments, one is the worst."

"Don't look at your phone, look at your husband. I've been dripping for too long, how about telling me a joke?" Jiang Nan shook his hand.

After Wang Heng listened, his mind broke free from the English literature. "You want to hear a joke?"

"Well, tell me something! Tell me something casually!" Jiang Nan said.

Wang Heng put down his phone, thought for a while, "Then let me tell you something!"

"It is said that in ancient times, a servant was afraid of his wife. One day he was scratched by his wife. When he went to court the next day, the eunuch saw it and asked him why. His face was scratched. The eunuch didn't believe it, and said: "Your wife must have caught her, let the yamen servants arrest her quickly. Unexpectedly, the prefect's wife overheard it in the back hall. She was very angry and rushed out of the hall. The prefect hurriedly said to the officer: "You step back for a while, the grape trellis in my inner office is about to fall down." ""

Jiang Nan laughed for a while after hearing this, but then he thought something was wrong again, he blinked his eyes, "Hengheng, is there any meaning to your joke, is my grape trellis about to fall?"

Wang Heng stared at Jiangnan with a smile on his face, and narrow eyes flashed, "Guess!"

Jiangnan was so terrified by his laughter, his mind turned several times, "Could it be that the lying was discovered? No way!" Jiangnan couldn't hold the other party's thoughts in his heart.After guessing for a long time, I didn't guess why.

His case-solving thinking is not easy for Wang Heng, because the other party does not play cards according to common sense. Even if the two have known each other for so long, sometimes they cannot guess Wang Heng's real thoughts.

His heart was hanging in the air and he didn't let it go, he said cheekily: "Hengheng, give me a kiss to prove that the grape trellis has not fallen!"

Wang Heng was taken aback by Jiang Nan's sudden request, "Are you addicted?"

"What do you say!" Jiang Nan asked back.

Wang Heng stood up, bent down, and gently pressed a kiss on the other's lips.He wanted to get up, but Jiang Nan hooked his neck, and the light kiss turned into a deep and intoxicating kiss.

"I'm addicted because I love you!" Jiang Nan said hoarsely.

Wang Heng's eyes flickered, and he looked into the other's eyes and said, "If you say that, I don't seem to have any reason to let the grape trellis fall down."

Jiang Nan asked with a smile, "If I fall again, I will be crippled, can you bear it?"

"I can't bear it! So it's just a joke!" Wang Heng said with a smile.

Jiang Nan dragged him to the side of the bed and sat down, putting his arms around his waist, "Tell me the next joke!"

Wang Heng bowed his head and thought for a while, then began to talk vividly again, "It is said that the officials of the yamen gather and ask each other what their official positions are. One official said: Usually tea and rice are served, and the righteousness is ready-made (county magistrate). The other said: "The book in the boiling water pot is boiled (master book). Another said: "The barbarians in the countryside rent dung cellars." "The person who asked didn't understand, so he explained: Dian Shi (Dian Shi)."

After Jiang Nan listened, he pondered for a few seconds, and finally said, "What kind of official position is that Canon History?"

Wang Heng glanced at him, and explained slowly, "It is the subordinate officer in charge of supervision, arrest, and prison management under the county magistrate."

Jiang Nan listened, stared at Wang Heng for a few seconds, and pinched Wang Heng's waist in an instant, "Hengheng, you are done. You must go home tonight! You are going to heaven! But now You can't escape!" After saying that, he pinched Wang Heng's waist and scratched it again, making the other party whine again and again.

"Be careful of the needles, don't move around. It's done! It's done! Jiang Dianshi!" Wang Heng begged for mercy after being caught, and broke free from Jiang Nan's arms when Jiang Nan wasn't paying attention.

Jiang Nan took the drip bottle and couldn't move very far, watching the other party take the opportunity to run out of bed.

Jiangnan couldn't help grinning because of Wang Heng's uproar, "You won't be able to run away at night. Hengheng has gone bad!" After speaking, he winked at the other party.

Wang Heng leaned against the door frame, thinking in his heart that you forgot me, and that I can't tell a joke to vent my anger, so he held his breath and refused to budge, "Who said that! Don't say that too early!"

Jiang Nan sent Jiang Shengzhou a WeChat message. "Pick Hengheng and me back tonight."

"Why should I take you back!"

"Just based on this joke!" Jiang Nan typed a bunch of words and sent the joke.

Jiang Shengzhou stared at the phone screen and grinned happily for a while, "Got it, Jiang Dianshi."

At night, Jiang Shengzhou opened the door of the ward and came in, then smiled, "Jiang Dianshi, I'm here to pick you up!"

"Get out! You can't run!"

Wang Heng stood up, "Brother Zhou!"

Seeing Wang Heng approaching, Jiang Shengzhou smiled badly, "The little sheep will be eaten tonight!"

"He's not a sheep! This is a fox!" Jiang Nan continued.

"Well, specially to seduce you!" Wang Heng pinched Jiang Nan's arm.

The two tidied up, Jiang Shengzhou led the two out, greeted the doctor, and came back to get an injection tomorrow morning, and then left the hospital.

The two sat in the back seat, and Jiang Shengzhou drove directly to Tang Wenhui's house. "Let's go to my aunt's house to eat, and I'll send you two home after eating. Don't be a moth! Good! Take care of me as a brother!" Jiang Shengzhou looked in the rearview mirror, and the two sat There's a lot of little action going on there.

"Brother, Hengheng has turned bad. He told me two jokes this afternoon, either to scare me or trick me!" Jiang Nan held Wang Heng's hand that was about to attack.

Jiang Shengzhou stopped in front of the red light. Hearing what Jiang Jiang said, he suddenly became interested, "Let's listen to the joke that scared you."

Jiang Nan learned the joke Wang Heng told in the afternoon vividly, "Brother, look at it!"

Jiang Shengzhou glanced at Wang Heng in the rearview mirror, and turned his mind. He guessed that Wang Heng knew the truth and used this joke to tease Jiangnan.He didn't speak, and was silent for a few seconds, while counting the seconds of the light post. When the light changed to green, he lightly stepped on the gas pedal, and the car slid out and squeezed into the traffic flow.

Seeing that his brother didn't speak, Jiang Nan figured out something was wrong, and thought about the joke just now, and suddenly realized.Jiang Nan shook his clasped hands, and asked stammeringly, "Heng...Hengheng, do you know?"

Wang Heng turned his head to the side of the car window, looking out the window, "Yeah."

He held the other's hand in one hand, put his arm around Wang Heng's shoulder, and felt very guilty in his heart, "Hengheng, I didn't do it on purpose. I didn't forget much, and I still remembered some. But even if I forgot, it wouldn't affect my love for you." .”

Wang Heng leaned on Jiang Nan's shoulder, with a low voice and a lonely expression, "I know! But I'm still very angry! But I can only tell a joke to anger you!"

Jiang Nan patted the other party's shoulder to comfort him, "I'm not angry anymore, I'm not angry anymore." After finishing speaking, he brushed Wang Heng's forehead hair with his hands, and lowered his head to kiss the other party's smooth forehead.

Jiang Shengzhou listened in the front, and his teeth became more sore the further he listened, and he was buried in dog food again. "Hey! I told Jiang Dianshi to restrain himself a little bit! You can continue after I send you home."

When the three arrived home, Tang Wenhui had already received a call from Jiang Shengzhou, so the meal had already been prepared.Seeing three people come in, "Hurry up and wash your hands, let's eat!"

After washing his hands one after another, Jiang Nan looked at the dining table, "Why are there pig's heads?"

Jiang Shengzhou spoke quickly, "You don't need to ask, what do you eat to make up for it!"

"Brother! Shut up! You don't have a good word!" Jiang Nan handed the chopsticks to everyone, and then sat down by himself.

Tang Wenhui finished serving the rice and said, "That, I just bought it by the way! Don't you like to eat?"

Jiang Shengzhou helped to carry the dishes, "Look at what Wang Heng likes to eat, they are all ribs, fish, elbows, crabs and seafood. Look at your pork head meat, pork liver, pork knuckles, and chicken feet. Apart from the head, it is the internal organs and feet. , there is no serious part."

After hearing this, Wang Heng glanced at Jiangnan and laughed.Jiang Nan saw it, "Heng Heng, you are still having fun! Husband, I have been bullied!"

"Brother Zhou, Jiangnan left all the delicious food to me!" After speaking, he glanced at Jiangnan with a smile.

"This makes my husband feel at ease!" Jiang Nan stroked his chest.

"Wang Heng, do you know why I don't tease you? You are too powerful in combat, you can kill me with one blow. I'm bleeding all over your face right now!"

Tang Wenhui watched the excitement while eating, "Xiao Heng is so smart! The two of you combined can't match him, so I'm ashamed to say it!"

Jiang Shengzhou took a bite of the food, "Auntie! It hurts my heart!"

Tang Wenhui added vegetables to Wang Heng, "Eat more! You didn't stay in the hospital for a long time last time, and you grew fat and thin and went back. Take a good rest in the past few days. Jiangnan is a flesh wound, worse than you It was much lighter last time. He has rough skin and thick flesh, so don't worry."

Wang Heng looked at the dishes in the bowl, feeling warm in his heart. "Got it. Mom, don't worry! I'm fine."

"Mom, why do I have rough skin and thick flesh!" Jiang Nan took a bite of the pork head.

"Is there even a question? Which gentleman is thicker than Wang Heng?" Jiang Shengzhou answered.

Jiang Nan ignored him and said triumphantly, "It doesn't matter, Wang Heng is mine! Only I can touch it."

Jiang Shengzhou said again: "Auntie, did you see that these two people are putting on a love scene in front of my eyes every day?"

Tang Wenhui has gradually gotten used to her son's virtues, "Hurry up and find one, and get mad at them both! Do you know why I didn't go to the hospital? Your aunt, I'm afraid of an embarrassing situation." Seeing that everyone had finished eating, she began to clear the table .

"Auntie! This meal has pierced my heart into a sieve. Every day I go to the hospital is an embarrassing scene. Alas! God! Please give me someone who loves me!" Jiang Shengzhou groaned while paralyzed on the sofa .

Wang Heng helped Tang Wenhui put away the bowls and chopsticks, and Tang Wenhui rushed to take them over, "Xiao Heng's hands are not for washing dishes, let's go to the living room! Rest for a while. Mom has nothing to do this day, and I am not tired of washing dishes."

He didn't leave, but quietly stared at Tang Wenhui washing the dishes.Tang Wenhui saw that he hadn't left yet, "What's the matter? Xiao Heng, what are you looking at?"

"It's nothing, I just think of my parents. I feel like I'm forgetting what they look like."

Tang Wenhui stopped washing the dishes, and said in a low voice: "Yes, sometimes I also dream about them, and Jiangnan's father. They all explored together in the past, and they worked very hard, and it took a long time to go home. Like you said Yes, I almost can't remember, time flies too fast!" After speaking, he sighed softly.

"Mom, don't be sad!" Wang Heng lowered his head and said in a low voice.

Tang Wenhui continued to clean the last bowl in the sink, "I'm not sad, after all, we've been away for so long. If you want to say sad, our Xiaoheng is the saddest, alone. But you are not alone now, it is the Jiang family, don't say Jiangnan, even Shengzhou loves you very much, in fact, as long as we are alive, we will be together."

"Hmm!" Wang Heng said.

Tang Wenhui packed a fruit plate and brought it to Wang Heng, "Bring it in! I'll make some more tea. You can eat and drink before leaving!"

"Okay, Mom!" Wang Heng carried the fruit into the living room.

Jiang Shengzhou saw Wang Heng come in with fruit, and got up to pick it up, "Come on, sit down and eat!" After speaking, he handed Jiangnan another piece of watermelon. "Come on, Jiang Dianshi hasten to eat!"

"Brother, are you finished yet?" Jiang Nan took a bite of the watermelon.

"I have to vent my anger on Wang Heng's behalf. I didn't ask you country barbarian to rent a dung cellar! Wang Heng, you can change! Follow me! I'm more reliable than Jiangnan!" Jiang Shengzhou started talking nonsense.

Wang Heng took a piece of watermelon, spitting out the seeds, "Brother Zhou, no, I like silly ones like Jiangnan."

Jiang Nan was left speechless by the conversation between the two of them, the two really passed him by. "You two are too much!"

Jiang Shengzhou was relentless, not afraid of big troubles, "I'm pretty stupid too, our □□ family has only one characteristic: stupid!"

Wang Heng shook his head, serious, and smiled gently, "No, you are as stupid as Han Chen."

Jiang Shengzhou didn't answer Han Chen's remarks.On the contrary, Jiang Nan kicked Jiang Shengzhou, "Hengheng has a rock-solid heart towards me, can he dig it casually?"

"Okay, stop making trouble, drink tea quickly! Leave as soon as you finish!" Tang Wenhui urged.

Jiang Nan felt aggrieved and said, "Mom, you're starting to drive people away!"

"Am I driving people away? Don't you two worry about it!" Tang Wenhui said.

Jiang Shengzhou gloated and said, "Oh! Auntie can see it! Auntie, don't you know? The two of them are like glue together, I wish they could stick together." After finishing speaking, he smacked his mouth.

"Brother, shut up! Hurry up! Mom, let's go!" Jiang Nan couldn't drink any more tea, and pushed Jiang Shengzhou out the door.Turning back again, they grabbed Wang Heng's hand and went out together.

The three of them got into the car and were speechless for a long time. After a while, Wang Heng broke the silence, "Brother Zhou, come upstairs with us!"

"Is something wrong?"

"Writing, I'll give you a picture by the way!" Wang Heng said.

Seeing this, Jiang Nan asked, "Is it the one that was given to our work unit?"

"Yeah! I'm back today! I happen to have a ready-made painting scroll, and Brother Zhou can take it away after finishing writing."

Jiang Shengzhou was in a good mood sitting in front, he didn't expect him to have a part.At night, there were not many cars on the road, so Jiang Shengzhou drove very fast, and arrived at the gate of the community in a short while.The car entered the complex, and the three of them went upstairs.

The three changed their shoes and went straight into the living room.

Jiang Nan asked, "Would you like some incense? Would you like some wine?"

"Come on! Any wine?"

"There's red wine! Would you like some?"

"Come on! Bring it for me first, I'll take a shower first!"

Jiang Shengzhou watched the conversation between the two, and knew that this was the prelude to writing.Seeing the two of them having a busy meal, he waited in the study first.

After Wang Heng took a shower, he entered the study, and just as he was about to take the wine glass handed over by Jiang Nan, Jiang Nan took the glass back.

"How did you take it back?"

The corner of Jiangnan's mouth curled up, he lifted the wine glass, and poured it all into his mouth.He hooked Wang Heng's neck with one hand and kissed him directly.

Jiang Shengzhou was stunned by this scene, and with this operation, blindfolded his hands, and said, "Screw! Obscene!"

"Husband is amazing!" After drinking, Jiangnan proudly raised his empty wine glass.

Wang Heng's suffocated little face was flushed, and he didn't say a word for a long time. He covered his mouth, raised his arm and gave a thumbs up to express his agreement.

It took Jiang Shengzhou a long time to dare to take his hand away, "Jiang Dianshi! You have to pay for my eyes!"

"You don't need eyes anymore!" Jiang Nan replied.

Wang Heng went straight to the cabinet and took out a piece of rice paper and a ready-made scroll.Spread the scroll, press down on the ruler, pour the ink, and the study room is instantly filled with the fragrance of ink.

Wang Heng chose a medium-sized brush, and first wrote the work that he wanted to send to Jiang Shengzhou.Jiang Shengzhou was very curious about what work Wang Heng wanted to give him.I saw the brush kept going downstream, and the content gradually emerged: it was Wang Zhihuan's banquet speech.

"The spring water of the Changdi is long and green, and flows into the Zhanghe River. Don't listen to the sound urging you to go, the shallow Taoxi River is too shallow for a boat."

I saw that the people behind the desk completed it in one go, signed and signed the signature, stamped two spare stamps, and stamped a personal stamp after signing the signature.He took one end and handed it to Jiang Shengzhou, "Brother Zhou, hold it to dry for a while."

"Is it because of the last sentence?" Jiang Shengzhou looked at the content and asked.

"Yes!" Wang Heng replied.

"Well, I like it very much! Thank you! Jiangnan, what should I do, I also want to keep Wang Heng as my own." Jiang Shengzhou said.

Jiang Nan poked him in the ribs, "Get lost! Who dares to covet my little baby!"

"I heard that your circle likes my calligraphy a lot? Including the one who came later." Wang Heng looked up at Jiang Shengzhou.

"Well, how do you know?" Jiang Shengzhou asked.

"Unintentionally, I heard my uncle mention it." Wang Heng said casually.

He spread out another piece of rice paper, and swiped his brush in one go, "Defend the power of the law, steer the rudder of justice, shake off the evils of the world, and uphold the justice in the world." He wrote the inscription, and affixed the idle and famous seals.

Jiang Shengzhou looked at the inscribed "Respectfully Presented by Xuandu" and the badge of "Xuandu", his eyes flickered, "It's going to be windy, isn't it?"

Wang Heng raised his head, with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth, "It's good to have a calm sea, but I prefer wind, so that the boat can go smoothly! Brother Zhou!"

Jiang Shengzhou took a deep look at Wang Heng, "You shouldn't be studying medicine!"

Jiang Nan listened to the two of them playing charades, looked down at the inscription, and instantly understood.

Jiang Shengzhou looked tired at Wang Heng, and was about to leave with the scroll, "Baby Heng! Brother Zhou loves you! Bye bye Jiang Dianshi! Coax him well, don't let the grape trellis fall down!" After speaking, he went downstairs.

"I'm sorry! Brother, you are angry with me! Get out of here! Go slowly!" Jiang Nan said aggressively, and drove the person away.Immediately afterwards, he collected the felt and inkstone for Wang Heng, washed the brushes, and extinguished the incense burner.After turning off the lights in the study, the study fell into silence again.

The author has something to say: Laughter Theater

Jiang Nan: Why do you always pinch?Can you change the attack action?

Wang Heng: I think pinching can cause the greatest pain with the smallest force.

Jiangnan: ...I really don't feel sorry for me...

Wang Heng: The grape trellises are all down, what else do you think about?

Jiangnan:  …

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Jiang Shengzhou: Has your grape trellis been repaired?

Jiangnan: no

Jiang Shengzhou: Do you need help?

Jiangnan: Get out!