[Gintama + Giant] Hey!Enough!

"Ah, by the way, I seem to have dreamed about this last night."

"Really, you dreamed about Mr. Sato?" A Miao turned and looked at me, "Mr. Sato is very good except for his appearance."

It's not about appearance, it's about race. The red-skinned one-eyed monster with two tentacles can't be bred with our night rabbit at all. What kind of offspring will it have?

"Let's discuss the tactics of snapping up today."

"Huh, the strength of women nowadays should not be underestimated, but it's just a big sale, and they all ran to snatch it, it's really dishonest."

Ah Miao, please don’t forget that you are also a member of the Disorderly Department. Speaking of which, I do seem to have a feeling of forgetting something, but I went through all the places where money is hidden in the house carefully, and found that I can still remember it, which means It must not be something important that I forgot.

"However, those stupid and ugly women will definitely not be our opponents." A Miao said with a smile, inexplicably blackened, "So let's discuss this letter, it must be a love letter, Sato My husband blushed when I gave it to you."

That's because his skin was red. I watched A Miao open the envelope, and took out a piece of letter paper from inside, folded it neatly. A Miao unfolded the letter paper, but there was no word on it, just a piece of white paper.

"Ah?" A Miao turned the letter paper over and looked inside the envelope, "There's nothing there. Could it be that a love letter is like a bad check to them, can you fill it in as you like?"

I also felt very strange, I took the letter paper and envelope, and looked at it against the light, "If this is the case, wouldn't it be possible to fulfill my wish if I filled it in?"

"If this is the case, after Qiansha-chan and Mr. Sato are together, remember to ask him to introduce one to me, ah, introduce one to Xiaoxin and Xiaojiu as well."

What do you think of him, are you stupid, rich and rich local tyrants? Is this going to be a race and hybrid meeting? Is it going to sit in a KTV with a bunch of tentacles and play truth or dare and the game of kings?Will the tentacles collide if they get too close together?

The weather outside was fine, and I was holding a little red umbrella, and A Miao and I walked on the main road to the hypermarket.I looked at the familiar street, but felt a little strange. For example, I clearly remembered that there was a trash can at the corner, but why it wasn't there.

While I was researching where all the trash cans went, A Miao discovered something even more extraordinary.

A Miao pointed to a convenience store opposite, "Ah Lie, isn't this Yinsang and Xiaoyuan? What a coincidence." I followed her fingers and saw the silver curly hair behind the glass Holding a magazine with a very attractive cover, he was reading it with gusto, and his whole body exuded a lewd aura. Behind him, behind a shelf not far away, was an idiot woman in a clerk uniform with green eyes, and her whole body was also radiant. A wretched breath.

Hey ╮(╯▽╰)╭ This kind of middle-aged uncle who can read pornographic books and JUMP during the daytime, this kind of woman who can fool this kind of uncle during the daytime...

Silver Curly finished reading the little yellow book, and came out of the convenience store contentedly. The little ape behind him was directly stuck to the glass wall, and was finally dragged away by someone who seemed to be the store manager.

"Hey, I didn't expect to see you all just by going out of the house. Yinsang is obviously the protagonist. Why can't I always play more frequently?"

Cut, my old lady is the main character, except for you, I don't even have a line.

I looked at the dead fish eyes of the silver curly hair, and the more I looked at it, the more weird it became. Why did I feel inexplicably familiar with the dead fish eyes? I frowned and began to study.

"Hey, are you secretly in love with me? Don't just stare at people like this. In my eyes, you are just a little ghost. Yinsang, I like big sisters with S curves." I scanned it from top to bottom, with a hint of pride in my eyes.

I don't care about the taste of MADAO, but as my good partner, A Miao still helped me complain.

"Yin Sang, I didn't expect you to have this kind of girl staring at you and thinking that she must have a crush on you. It's really unexpected and innocent."

"What are you talking about, hum, I've never been short of silver mulberries for women..." Curly Silver became less confident as he spoke, his eyes flickered here and there.

It’s really the eternal life of Sister Xin Miao. A Miao and A Yin were having the same usual chattering conversation, and the little ape in the convenience store across the street got rid of the store manager and posted it back. All these should be the life I am familiar with, but I Feeling strange and confused.

I stared blankly at the front, there are many people on the road, all kinds of clothes, all kinds of expressions, suddenly a young man broke into my sight, tattered clothes, messy hair, I can no longer see Out of his original appearance, the only thing I noticed was his confused eyes like mine.

When you meet acquaintances on the road, remember to say hello

I watched him walking towards me. Wherever he went, people around him covered their noses and avoided him in disgust, but he didn't care at all, just walked forward numbly.

I think he is very familiar, but I clearly don't know this person in my impression.

"What is Qiansha-chan looking at?" A Miao followed my gaze and looked over, "Ah Lie, it's that person. I've seen him a lot recently. He's always been like this. He's wandering around here. It doesn't make sense either."

"Recently? Why haven't I seen him?"

"Hey, hey, there are all kinds of characters these days. That kind of sharp style has long been out of fashion. Now even the MADAO in the park knows to use cardboard boxes to dress up." Silver Curly finished digging with his little finger Nose, and aimed at my clothes, I immediately dodge.

This flash happened to flash in front of this sharp-looking little brother.When the little brother saw me, his eyes slowly focused, and then he widened his eyes, looking straight at me with an expression of disbelief.

He opened his mouth, his lips even trembling a little, "Qiansha?"

! ! !How could he know my name? Could it be that I am already famous in Kabukicho? Could this be a legendary fan? But why is my fan style so sharp?

"Qiansha, it's really you." Xili Fan seemed very pleasantly surprised, "It's really you, it's really you..." He kept chanting these words, slowly raised one hand, He stretched out towards me, although the contestant's expression was very moving, but I looked at his paws that I couldn't bear to look at, and silently avoided them.

"Oh, yes, we don't even count as friends now." Instead of embarrassment, he looked tired, which made me baffled.

"Qiansha sauce, do you know him?"

"Hey, Miao, come here quickly, the way young people strike up a conversation is becoming more and more incomprehensible."

Sharp powder glanced at A Miao and Yinsang, then decisively ignored them, continued to look at me, and showed a smile. Although his face was already dirty and could not be seen, this smile made people feel very pure and clean.

I looked at him a little flustered, and an inexplicable sense of familiarity welled up in my heart. It seemed that I should know him, no, I was sure, I did know him, but who was he, I couldn't remember how.

"That A Miao," I turned my head to look at A Miao and Curly Yin, "I won't go today, you can go with Yin Sang, I probably have something to do."

"Ala, Ala, I understand, you go, I will go with Yinsang." A Miao smiled meaningfully, she looked at the little brother in front of me: "It seems that I usually think too much , Qiansha-chan should have said earlier."

Obviously I don't want to know what she understands, but I still know that what she understands isn't the truth.

"Hey, have you asked Yinsang for my opinion? My TV show is about to start, and I've even bought snacks... Hey, wait, where are you taking me, Ya Butterfly, Yinsang, I will get angry if I can’t watch the show I like, I really will... Ah, I get it, I get it, I’ll go and I’ll go, it’s my fault, it’s my fault... "

╮(╯▽╰)╭, as expected of my sister Miao, it only takes 30 seconds to subdue a man, her face does not change, and her movements are quick!

I turned my head, looked at the little brother in front of me again, and said solemnly: "Hey, little brother, no matter what, no matter what you want to talk about, please zip up your pants first, so that you can effectively Lower your return rate."

The little brother's chicken jelly face became stiff instantly, he opened his mouth, moved his lips for a long time and finally managed to say: "The zipper is broken..."

It suddenly dawned on me, little brother, you really are not making concave shapes, you really need to go to the park to get a cardboard box.

In order to have a better chat with my little brother about life, I took him home and bought him a large nightgown at a store along the way.

Why is it a nightdress, because this is the cheapest dress around here. Although it belongs to a lady, I don’t think this little brother seems to understand. He has been following me along the way, staring at me silently Staring at me, with those eyes, I feel a little demented after being stared at for a long time.

But I was still stared at by him all the way. As for the eyes of passers-by compared with him, it was nothing at all.

When I got home, I led him into the toilet to take a bath first. My little brother looked at my beautiful bathtub and was about to go in. I stopped him seriously, but after thinking about it carefully, I let him in.

Anyway, I haven't cleaned my bathtub carefully for a long time. It just so happened that I asked him to clean it up for me after it got dirty. Wait, in this case, can't I let him do other housework? Thinking about it this way