[Gintama + Giant] Hey!Enough!

Looking at the mottled shade of trees, enjoying the fragrant air, and feeling the fragrance of birds and flowers around you on the trail in the forest, it should be a very pleasant thing...

If there wasn't this group of stupid big guys who appeared in front of you as you walked and slapped you, really, don't you know that our glamorous and noble night rabbits are not interested in the weak? (￣＾￣)

And the reason why I am moving forward like this is mainly because of some human bones I found in the snow two months ago.

The reason why I can be sure that they are human is not from the bones themselves. In other words, even their own mothers cannot recognize them from the messy bones here. I mainly see them from the broken clothes on them, and It can be seen from some metal devices on the ground nearby.

From these uniform costumes and equipment, I speculate that they should be some kind of organization, or the army. It seems that they must have been spoiled by those idiots. Hey~ What a sadomasochistic love...

But what excites me the most is that their clothes and equipment are still in good condition, which means that they should have died not long ago, then, it is very likely that there is still a human society in this world, that is to say, I am also very likely Get rid of this boring savage life.

This discovery made me sleepless with excitement like a schoolboy before a spring outing.Of course, my excitement has a lot to do with my discovery that I can wear their clothes (→_→)

So now that the weather is warmer, I got rid of the animal skin splicing thermal clothing at the beginning, and put on a very elegant green cape. By the way, the so-called cape is really only composed of three capes.

What, you ask me why I don't take their clothes but the capes, boy, their clothes are all torn like that and might as well be capes.

At noon this day, I was wearing a flowing cloak and eating small fruits by the small river. I suddenly heard a scream. I looked at the cloak on my body, could it be the owner of the cloak on my body, unwilling to be reconciled to having the cloak taken away after death, and came to me to claim my life, suddenly I felt that the whole person was not well...

But soon I realized that this is the voice of a human being. Could it be that those idiots have discovered a new living person and started to have a heavy taste of S·M? Thinking of this, I am extremely excited【? 】 ran towards the source of the sound.

When I arrived at the fastest speed, I saw a group of petite and cute real human beings, being chased by some wretched big idiots. They didn't know how to shoot steel wires from their bodies, and then they were swinging among the trees Swinging forward, this group of humans have the same cloaks as me, and the equipment that shoots steel wires on them is the same as I have seen before. It seems that they are the companions of those who died before, and they are here to find themselves. of your partner...

However, it turns out that those complicated equipment are used in this way, ah~ It’s so interesting to swing around~

When I saw them, some of them obviously saw me, probably because my appearance was too sudden, of course, it might also be because my smile is too bright now, all of them were stunned expression.

They seemed to be planning to come forward to communicate with me, but the idiots behind were really chasing after me. A blond human in the group of humans said something loudly, and these people turned around and attacked the idiot.

And the blond human man manipulated his equipment and stood in front of me. His brows were slightly frowned, and his expression was no longer as shocked as he just saw me.But because my skill points are all used in life skills, and the eye reading skill has not even been trained to the full level, so I can't understand what is contained in his eyes at all.

All I can say is that he was staring at me with very complicated eyes, and we started a chicken-and-duck conversation...

It seems that this person should be the boss of these, but, boss, is it okay for me to talk nonsense here at a time like this? One of your companions' steel wires has been caught by a wretched idiot!

Look at that idiot's smile, and then listen to your companion's shrill screams, what a fine young man is going to be ruined again...

Seeing that the boss next to me had no intention of coming forward to help at all, I quickly jumped up, stepped on tree trunks, jumped to the back of the idiot's neck, cut off his back neck with a knife, and lost the idiot's back neck Suddenly lost strength and fell forward.

Well~ Now that one is resolved, the remaining two should be resolved together~

I stepped on the back of the fallen idiot and jumped onto the shoulders of another idiot, grabbed his side hair with one hand, swung behind him, shaved the back of his neck with the umbrella in one hand, and immediately turned around and kicked on the back of his head I jumped up to the remaining one, who knew that this guy suddenly stretched out its claws towards me, I kicked in a roundabout in the air, kicking away the fingers he was trying to close, then followed his hand onto the shoulder, jumped To the rear, another successful spike.

The whole set of movements is like flowing clouds and flowing water, done in one go (laughs)

When I jumped off this guy's shoulder with the little red umbrella and landed firmly on the ground, this group of humans already looked like they had seen hell.

Humph~(=￣ω￣=) How about it, I am completely overwhelmed by my sister's beautiful appearance and strong strength... Hurry up and bow down under my sister's green cloak~ hahahaha...

When I looked proudly at the blond boss on the tree, he finally recovered his expression, and then stared at me with a very simple, fanatical expression that even I could understand, as if he had found a piece, no, It's like ten big gold bricks, the kind who can't wait to take me as his own right away [? ]'s idiotic expression made me take a step back in fright.

Uncle, even if you are interested in me, don't be so anxious, we can take our time...

Maybe it was because my expression was too terrified, he finally put away that idiotic look, and changed to a very simple expression that I can understand, and looked at me, then turned his head and began to look at his still The stunned friends gave orders.

So how much do you want me, uncle? Is this the legendary love at first sight?I didn't expect my charm to be so great, this is really a pleasant discovery~

The uncle jumped down from the tree neatly and walked towards me with firm steps. His blond hair looked even more dazzling under the sunlight, and his angular face gave off a sense of resoluteness. In addition, his tall and well-proportioned figure and the uniform that fit just right ...

Your sister, this is really full of abstinence... (￣﹣￣)

Then I had a very in-depth communication with them through various forms such as body and painting... In the end, Alvin successfully expressed to me that he wanted to abduct me back, and I also successfully expressed to them The idea of ​​being willing to be abducted by him.

So we reached an agreement very well (laughs), and then I followed them and went to round with their remaining friends.

I looked at Alvin who was walking in front, and suddenly thought, could it be that this guy didn't save his little friend just now, but just wanted me to do it, to test my strength?The more I think about it, the more likely it is.He thinks that if I can survive in this place full of giants, I must have the strength to deal with giants, but how is he sure that I will definitely save people, what if I refuse to save them?

Your sister, this is adding a black-bellied attribute to abstinence...

Soon I followed them to their camp. Everyone didn't seem too excited to see Irwin's arrival, but they were curious about me wrapped in three green cloaks.

The atmosphere in the camp was actually not easy, probably many of their companions had just been eaten, and many of them looked solemn, even desperate, and of course some were numb.

Alvin explained a few words to a few people, and then led me to his tent.At this time, there were only her and me in the tent, and Erwin was staring at me deeply, while I was wondering what shameful things would happen to us next...

A guy with a mid-cut, about my height, walked in while speaking a language I couldn't understand, obviously he didn't know I was there, so he stopped talking as soon as he saw me , He frowned slightly, staring at dead fish eyes, and looked at me expressionlessly.

Huh~ Why do I have the subtle feeling that I seduced someone else's husband and was caught by the courtier on the spot?

Be careful when riding a horse

He is really a dangerous human being. I can feel the vibe from him. This human being must be very strong. I can’t help being a little excited. I really want to fight him, but I’m still fine. Restraining his emotions, he greeted him with a smile.

Anyway, the future is long~

But he actually ignored such a healthy and lovely girl like me, turned around and continued to talk to Alvin... (￣口￣) I had to put down my greeting hand with a little embarrassment, and stood aside to listen to them. I kept saying things I didn't understand.

What a rude guy, but when I glanced at the two people who were talking, I suddenly felt that I can understand~

Alvin didn't know what he said to this guy. This guy frowned and wrinkled, his expression changed several times, and finally he recovered his dead fish eyes and paralyzed face.

Alvin motioned to me to let me go with him, and he would take care of me. I looked at his paralyzed face, and he still stared at the dead fish eyes as if he was not impatient, and said something.

How can this look like he can take care of people, Erwin, are you sure that this guy has such a smug aura all over his body?