[Gintama + Giant] Hey!Enough!

[Gintama + Giant] Hey!Enough!

Author: Dead House Sugar Control

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Qiansha smiled and looked at the people around her, "Hey, Levi, you're 30 and still can't find a partner, does your mother in heaven know?"

"Shut up, idiot!"

The strongest fighting race in the universe X the strongest human being

Content tags: Boy Man Gintama Through Time and Space

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In other words, it was a good morning no matter what. When I slowly opened my eyes again, I found that everything in front of me was no different from what I saw when I closed my eyes. Deep malice.

In this era where everything can be worn, like me, I sleep, wake up the next day, struggle to open my big watery eyes (3__3), and then I am surprised to find that everything around me has changed What the hell, it's really uncreative, author, at least give me a decent excuse, like arguing with my boyfriend, and then being knocked down by a car on a billboard, knocking my soul out of my body... Really, sleep Feeling like time travel, I seem to be a very casual person, be careful I will use my little red umbrella to explode your chrysanthemum~

Speaking of my cute little red umbrella, it is the only relic left to me by Okasang of the Kingdom of Heaven. Okasang of the Kingdom of Heaven once took it out from under the bed on my 18th birthday, and then told me sincerely I said that this is actually a treasure that an ancestor of our family got from an umbrella fairy, and it is a treasure passed down from generation to generation in our family.

In fact, I already knew that she bought it from TV shopping a few days ago. The reason why I am so sure is that there is still a delivery note thrown away by Ou Kasang in the trash can of our toilet.But at that time, looking at Ou Kasang囧囧's eyes with spirit one by one+, I could only silently complain about her setting with a slightly middle-two atmosphere in my heart.

By the way, Kassan, are you really a real man when you are so old?

Because it was bought on TV shopping, it only has basic functions such as sunshade, rain protection, wind protection, shooting bullets, and deflecting bullets. It is foldable and can be opened automatically, which can only be bought in large shopping malls. It has a 1080P high-definition LCD screen, ultra-clear and lossless three-dimensional surround sound effects, integrates mobile phones, computers, Xpad, Xpod, etc., and can shoot α, β, γ, φ laser rays to instantly kill enemies thousands of miles away. Umbrellas for local tyrants are completely incomparable ╮(￣＾￣)╭

Let’s talk about myself, I am a night rabbit from Yinfu, named Kamiya Chisa, you can edit the text message to the address below the screen to contact me.

~Of course this is just a joke~

Although I belong to the night rabbit family, I am not like the son of the family who lives next door to my hometown. Because of the reason of wanting to fight against the strong, I am not at home to take good care of my sick mother at a young age. The young Lolita sister resolutely embarked on the road of illegal crimes. It is said that she even disabled her father. As a neighbor, I can only light wax for the hairline of the father next door...

My parents' education for the next generation is obviously not as failed as the one next door. Therefore, as a healthy girl with lofty ideals, I came to the earth after the death of Qi Kasang. The reason why I came to the earth is actually to come The loli younger sister Kagura who came here two years ago and came here to hang out in the previous paragraph.Although it is so embarrassing to go to a girl who is younger than me, but I can only rely on my parents at home and my fellow villagers when I go out. It is really difficult.

Originally, Xiao Kagura arranged for me to find a job in the Wanshiwu where she worked. When I heard this name at first, I thought it was the kind that took over the entire high-end office building. And the CEO of the world’s top 500 who only takes a special elevator, but the reality is always skinny. When I saw the small apartment on the second floor of a tavern, integrating accommodation, living and office, I could only say to myself , girl, you think too much ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

Xiao Kagura introduced me to a natural roll called Yinsang and a glasses (shaonian) called Shinpachi【Hey! 】.

After hearing Xiao Kagura's idea of ​​taking me in, the natural roll picked his nostrils with his little finger, stared at the dead fish eyes and said, "Hey! Do you think Yinsang is an old mother, and adopts underage girls casually What, Yinsang can't do it." He took out his little finger from his nostril and blew.

"Yin-sang, Kamiya-chan just came here, and she only knows Kagura-chan, so it's okay to let her live here for a while, and hasn't she been adopting underage girls for a long time?" The glasses boy immediately said Rebuttal, what a witty and good boy, sister, I give you a thumbs up... (laughs)

"Ah, Xinbaji, after you add a new character to the House of Fear, will your character rank drop below double digits!"

"Yin-sang, it's not a popularity poll now, what's the point of worrying about that kind of thing!" Hey hey!It seems that you have said something extraordinary, boy with glasses!

"New Baji, it's because you're usually so lazy that your popularity ranking is low. This kind of thing is like always passing notes to the female students next to you in class, and it's impossible to get the final exam that you can go to the countryside. Kassan has an account of good grades as well"

"Ah, I'm already an adult..." When they were arguing, I couldn't help interjecting, yes, in their eyes, I am indeed an immature, thanks to my doll Face, white and tender skin, and a petite figure less than 1.6 meters [key point], so, although I am in my early 20s, I look not much older than Kagura from the outside, of course there are still big differences in some parts ...probably→_→

"Yes, sister Qiansha has grown up a long time ago, and she actually got lady's age wrong, Yin-chan, Xinbaji, you are really rude, Aru" Xiao Kagura looked like an adult, but Xiao Kagura-chan, was It is not impolite for others to get the age wrong like this →_→

However, the silver curly hair and glasses obviously looked stunned (⊙o⊙).Shinpachi, the boy with glasses, was the first to react and said to me, "Ah, Kamiya-chan, I'm so sorry, but Kamiya-chan looks really young."

"Hehe" I smirked sweetly, actually I was trying to show off my cuteness to gain favor. Given my appearance, I felt warm and cute when I smiled like this.

Sure enough, I saw the corners of the eyes of that silver curly hair twitch, turned his eyes away from me, and resumed his dead fish eyes: "Yin Sang, let me tell you, it's useless to be cute, Yin Sang So you won’t be fooled by such a clumsy technique.”

This time, the corners of my mouth twitched, and I put away my smile. Sure enough, in this indifferent world, it is impossible to get free board and lodging if you want to show off your cuteness casually. I can just stay for a few days, and I will move out when I find a house to rent."

Finally, Silver Curly agreed to my request, but it was only for a few days. I still want to find a house to rent, but I still need to find a job first. After hearing my idea, Xin Baji, a boy with glasses , introduced me to his sister A Miao.

A Miao-sang is very pretty, always has a gentle smile on her face, treats people very kindly, and makes people feel like a gentle big sister [Big Mistake], under her introduction, I came to the place where she works Serve as a hostess at Smile Tavern.

In short, after various introductions, I had a relatively stable income. After a while, I also rented a small apartment in Kabukicho, and my life gradually got on the right track.

But my lord, is it really alright for you to bring an underage-looking loli girl [by mistake] to a tavern to serve as a wine hostess and entertain all kinds of madao?Tavern owner, aren't you afraid of getting involved in some lawsuits by accepting me as an employee who looks like an underage loli girl and a really mature lady?Xinba boy, does your sister know that you have been working in Wanshiwu for so long without getting paid?Silver curly, you picked your booger all day long and took advantage of your height to wipe it on Xiao Kagura's head. Hasn't anyone ever pointed it out?And I have been here for more than a month, and everyone has not changed clothes. Is it a custom in Oedo?It made me dare not change clothes casually, and I had to use a hair dryer to dry the clothes every time I washed them and wore them the next day...

Because I was introduced by A Miao, I have been chatting (he) days (jiu) with the guests with A Miao for a while, and I finally realized how wrong my first impression of my sister was!When Kondo-san was once again instantly killed by the smiling elder sister from the inside out, I silently lit a wax for him in my heart, shaking Sister S, you are hiding it too well.

In short, I have been so long-winded, and I have roughly explained the background of my opening eyes and being stunned at the beginning.That's right, after a very normal day off work, I go home, wash up, go to bed, close my eyes, fall asleep, wake up, open my eyes, and be stunned.

Is it because I went to bed at the wrong angle yesterday, mouth beard, why did I wear it like this, obviously I just found a job, and the person who rented a house said, at least let me wear it until the rent expires, a child born in a poor family hurts I'm sorry...

If you sleep naked, you might as well take off your fat times

A child of a poor family, I am currently immersed in the deep malice of the big universe. I feel the coolness coming from all directions slowly permeate my body, and my body trembles uncontrollably. I curl up in a ball and curl up under my little red umbrella , hands clenched into fists to mouth, teeth chattering